Walking on Lazy God Island is a very unique and immersive experience. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Walking along the path paved with green bricks, you will soon be completely wrapped in a Chinese-style garden, and when you look back, you can only see a piece of green bamboo and strange stones, forgetting that you are in modern times.

Lu Zhenguo was amazed as he walked forward, and involuntarily slowed down.

Even those so-called "traditional culture masters" who are high-sounding on the surface, but are actually in business, are rarely infected by this environment and quieted down.

At this moment, it seems that the meeting is not so important, and it is important to enjoy the peace of the moment.

Suddenly, an explosion woke everyone up, and the snapping sound made everyone turn their heads in confusion, and then someone laughed: "It's the firecracker just now." ”

Oh, it's firecrackers, everyone sighed, and looked back at the courtyard in front of them again, with a peaceful smile on their faces.

Until there was another "pop" explosion.

"It seems that the firecrackers I bought this time are not good, and there are so many that haven't exploded. "Someone is joking.

But not everyone was so relieved, and in the rear, a security officer responsible for protecting Lu Zhenguo gave an order in a low voice.

Soon, several people ran in the direction of the explosion.

At the gate, under the archway of Lazy God Island, Liang Xu, a staff member of lazy life, was a little blind at this time.

In front of him was a small robot painted with No. 124.

The little robot waved the firecracker in its hand and shouted "wawa" excitedly.

Liang Xu and his fiancée are both old employees who are lazy.

As a couple with a low education background who came to the city from the countryside to work, the city is not particularly friendly to them.

Before joining the lazy life, their life has been very hard, Liang Xu worked as a courier, worked as a construction site worker, and stayed in the city with difficulty, and his girlfriend also started from the profession of waiter and shopping guide, worked hard together, supported each other for three years, and finally gained a firm foothold in the city after hard work.

In this process, they don't have any secrets, only two words, diligence.

After going through the most difficult years, they finally confirmed their relationship some time ago and are ready to get married.

Couples in distress are particularly affectionate, and the only thing that bothers them is to buy a house in Dongbin.

Seeing the high housing prices in Dongbin, it is really a dream to buy a house.

At this time, the Lazy God Department launched the "Dream House" to solve his worries.

Liang Xu's gratitude to the lazy god department can really be said to be full of the Pacific Ocean.

The two got married quickly, then went to the Philippines, Africa and other places, spent their honeymoon for five or six days, and hurried back to work.

Lazy life is expanding rapidly, if you don't work hard at this time, when will you wait?

Whether they are getting married or traveling, they are always accompanied by two little robots, numbered 124 and 128, who are their work partners, their friends, and even treated as children.

Just saw 124 curious about firecrackers, Liang Xu felt funny, he seemed to see himself when he was a child, full of curiosity about the explosive and amazing destructive thing, and couldn't wait to try its power.

At that time, Liang Xu had blown up the garbage heap, blown up the wine bottle, blew up the whip at the lesbian table, and blew up the school toilet - when the angry principal rushed out of the toilet covered in filth, Liang Xu was sadly out of school.

Working everywhere, traveling to several cities, on the third day of arriving in Qingyang, Liang Xu met the female classmate who had been braided by him, and since then he has settled in Qingyang, and joined the lazy life together.

Then this female classmate with braids became his wife.

"So, if it wasn't for blowing up your mother's braids, you wouldn't be where you are now. Seeing that the little robot was taken aback, Liang Xu put down the cleaning tools in his hand, demonstrated how to light the firecrackers, and stroked the No. 124 little robot with emotion, "Otherwise, I wouldn't have named you Cannong." ”

"waaaaa!" said the little robot No. 124, turning the camera and making an exclamatory sound.

Then it lit the cannon and threw it out.

"Yes, exactly. Liang Xu patted the head of the cannon fight, "When the Chinese New Year comes, I'll buy you a bunch of them for you to have enough fun, and now work first." ”

"Smack!" As soon as Liang Xu turned around, he heard another explosion behind him.

"Uh......" Liang Xu shook his head helplessly, and saw that the garbage on the ground that had just been gathered had been blown up.

The cannon excitedly waved its little paws, picked through the garbage heap, and quickly found a dozen more firecrackers that had not exploded, stuffed them into his breast pocket, and brandished the firecrackers in one hand and the lighter in the other, and danced excitedly: "Waaaaa!

"Okay, I know you're happy, but now isn't the time to play, get to work!" Liang Xu made a straight face, in the past, when the artillery was disobedient, he would put on a straight face, and then the artillery battle would be obedient.

However, this time his stab-faced tactics were obviously useless, because the artillery battle answered him with firecrackers.

"Smack!" the cannon threw a firecracker happily.

"Stop!"

"Smack!" is another firecracker.

"Stop, I'm going to hit someone!"

"Smack!"

"Oh, you stinky boy, you dare to up!"

"Bang, Bang, Bang!" "The artillery learned a new skill and bombed continuously.

Liang Xu finally understood the mood of the principal more than ten years ago, he waved the broom in his hand as a shield, rushed all the way over, turned around and ran, and threw the firecrackers in his hand while running.

Several security personnel ran over and were confronted with a few firecrackers thrown over.

"I want to ruin Lao Tzu's appearance! I dodge!" The security personnel led by the security personnel made an iron plate bridge and accurately dodged a shot.

Then with a stabbing sound, the artillery was already drilled under his crotch, brandishing lighters and firecrackers, laughing wildly and rushing out, simply a little terrorist.

"Catch him...... Oh, hey, don't hurt him!" Liang Xu was worried and distressed, and chased after him.

Seeing that a few lazy security personnel and Liang Xu were gone, several other staff members looked at each other and were worried: "Lao Liang is ...... It's going to be fine!"

It doesn't matter if these little robots make jokes on weekdays, but today the island is full of big people!

At their feet, several small robots mysteriously turned the camera, quietly approached the pile of confetti that had been swept up, stretched out their little paws, and rummaged inside.

When a few of the staff members turned around, they saw their little robots screaming "WaaaLaaa!" and running in all directions, brandishing firelights and cannonballs.

A few people want to chase, and where can they catch up.

"Damn! It's over!" Watching a few little robots disappear into the delicate and quiet manor of Lazy God Island, several staff members were heartbroken.

(Coming back, a little Kaven ~ go to bed first!)