Chapter 197: You Say We're Scumbags, Don't You (Third Update)
"Husband...... Will you spare me? I was wrong, really wrong......"
"What's wrong with you?"
"I ...... I'm a money worshipper, but I didn't want to slander you, Sister Jiang Li asked me to do all this, I heard my cousin talk about you, I really wanted to be good with you...... To be honest, you are so golden and young, and I am also moved...... Really, but Sister Jiang Li ......"
Yang Rui pretended to be stupid: "What Sister Jiang Li, I don't know her, and I also know what you're talking about...... Come on, don't talk so much nonsense, there are still two sets left, don't waste it, let's use it up and eat Malatang!"
in another room.
Jiang Li was already dead and alive, she cried naked and said, "Brother Monkey, I don't dare, I really don't dare, please let me go?"
"Let you go, let you go out and harm my brother?" the thin monkey sneered and continued his movements.
Jiang Li generally looked painful when eating spicy strips.
In her eyes, the skinny monkey is a demon who eats people and does not spit out bones.
The next day.
Yang Rui and the thin monkey both walked out of the hotel, their legs were a little weak, and they walked a little floating, fighting evil with evil, punishing evil and promoting good Zhen Nima is a chore, Yang Rui swore that he would never do it again.
Also, what kind of bullshit is bad, bullshit is good, he doesn't do it all, he just does one thing, that is, serious things!
"How's it going?"
Yang Rui is more concerned about who designed him.
The thin monkey nodded: "It's asked, it's all Jiang Li and Jiang Xiaohan's doing, Jiang Xiaohan was just worshipping money, but Jiang Li had her handle in her hand, and immediately threatened her to do the fairy jumping game, and your junior high school friend called Mouse, he doesn't know anything at all, by the way, do you want to tell him about today?"
Yang Rui glanced at the thin monkey and said, "Tell a fart, this has nothing to do with him in the first place, you don't want to make any extraneous branches." ”
"Okay, I'm just talking, and I don't really want to say it, I guess Jiang Li's slut won't say it, hehe, Lao Tzu has thoroughly taught her how to be a person today, by the way, what about you?
"Okay, shut your mouth, it's cheap and ...... blind"
The thin monkey grinned and said, "By the way, is that scumbag's E cup real or long?" ”
Yang Rui glared at him and said, "This...... It's true, the feel is really good, forget it, don't talk about this, I'm so hungry, let's go, let's go eat pig whip to make up. ”
The thin monkey smiled: "How can the pig whip be enough? I also need leeks, oysters, and sheep kidneys...... Hey, it's so hard to be a man, and it's even more difficult to be as handsome as me...... Jiang Li, Jiang Li, if she hadn't disliked me for being a poor person, I'm afraid I would still spoil her now...... It's a pity, it's a pity......"
"It's a pity, you're tired of playing with people, aren't you? ”
"Hehe, there is no one, in fact, she is still good, except for worshipping money...... By the way, when it comes to worshipping money, is she worshipping money more, or is Jiang Xiaohan worshipping money more?"
"How do I know this? You ask me, who do I ask?"
Yang Rui pouted, for most women, he couldn't understand at all, and after a long time, he popped out a sentence: "Thin monkey, do you say that the two of us are scumbags?"
The thin monkey was stunned for a moment and smiled: "I definitely am, but what about you...... Not yet. ”
"You ......"
"Actually, I'm proud of being a scumbag, people, how to live a life, what kind of way you want to live, it's all up to you, as long as you feel happy, as long as you are responsible for yourself, how to live how you love, how to live, what others think, just like me, Lao Tzu loves to teach scumbags to be people, what's wrong?
Yang Rui was convinced and gave a thumbs up to the thin monkey.
The biggest difference between him and the thin monkey is that the thin monkey is free and easy, and he always looks forward and backward in doing things, and never thinks about whether it is immoral or not.
And he, on the contrary, has too many rules and regulations in his heart, and puts morality above a certain commanding height.
It's not that it's bad, it's that you will live a rigid, boring, or even conservative life!
In fact, it is actually very good to jump out of this vantage point once in a while and see the chaotic world outside, because he will appreciate a different scenery, just like last night...... It's a different experience, a different scenery, a different feeling.
Yang Rui had a big meal with the thin monkey, gobbled it up, and soon he was full of food and wine.
He went home and slept in the dark again, waking up at five o'clock in the afternoon.
At this time, his mobile phone rang, and after answering, the other party said: "Xiaorui, I'm a mouse, what's the matter with you? My cousin came to me crying and crying today, saying that you bullied her?"
"Huh?" Yang Rui was a little stunned and a little embarrassed.
She ...... What else did she say?" asked Yang Rui.
"No, I asked her what was going on, he just didn't say it, he was really angry with me, forget it, I don't want to care about it, by the way, you didn't make a pair, right?"
"Well, it didn't work out. Yang Rui said truthfully.
"Hey, to be honest, she's really a little unworthy of you...... Because, I know she's a bit of a money worshipper. ”
Yang Rui secretly thought, do you know that she worshiped money and introduced her to me? This is not to make her suffer, hey, this is the case.
Yang Rui thought for a moment and said, "Mouse, where are you now? I'll invite you to dinner." ”
"Hehe, okay, I'm hungry, so let's do it, you come to the Yunjia food stall on Xiangyun Road, I'll send you the location, I'll wait for you there." The mouse said.
Yang Rui said hello and hung up the phone.
Soon, he came to the designated place, and the mouse had already poured himself a drink and began to drink.
Yang Rui sat down, he poured Yang Rui with some courtesy, and said: "Xiaorui, thank you again for lending me money, my two little sisters can finally not worry about going to high school." ”
Yang Rui waved his hand, said a few polite words, and said, "By the way, you came back from Yangcheng, what are you doing now?"
"Hey, don't mention it, Nanbu is better than Yangcheng, it's so difficult to find a job here, the salary is low, I have changed two jobs, and now I am a jobless vagrant. ”
Yang Rui looked at him really worried, and asked: "I remember that your father used to repair cars, and you learned to repair cars with him when you were in junior high school, will you still do it now?"
When I was in Yangcheng, I worked as a car repairer in a 4S shop, but it's a pity that the store closed down later, so I did odd jobs everywhere and moved bricks for people. ”
"That's right, that's okay, if you don't dislike it, I'll introduce you to a job repairing cars. ”
"You introduce me? Okay, I don't think you'll fool me. ”
Yang Rui smiled awkwardly, raised his glass and touched the mouse, and drank it dry.
The two of them chatted about the past while drinking, and they were very embarrassed.
When he was a little drunk, the mouse said: "Among our junior high school classmates, you and that ...... may be counted What's that called, by the way, the one named Feng Na is the best mix. ”
"Feng Na?" Yang Rui was stunned and remembered this girl.
"Well, it's Feng Na, you should remember her, she used to be the school girl with Jiang Li, but Feng Na is more beautiful than Jiang Li, and her breasts are bigger, I remember that you chased her before, didn't you......?
Yang Rui's head is full of black lines, this thing is very embarrassing, how can this product still remember, it is really a pot that can't be opened.
Yang Ruidao: "Of course I remember her, I used to chase Jiang Li first, but then I couldn't catch up, and I was humiliated by Jiang Li, and after being disheartened, I was attracted to Feng Na, and then I chased Feng Na, hehe, it's a pity that I was too poor at that time, and Feng Na looked down on it, and finally became a licking dog." ”
"You're not the only one chasing her, one-tenth of the boys in the school were chasing her, okay? After all, people are beautiful, and men want her, don't they?"
"Hehe, that's it, but most people are licking dogs and end up with nothing. ”
"Now Feng Na is doing well, she went to Beipiao directly after graduating from junior high school, and now she has become a third-tier star after just over two years and three years. The mouse said.
"A star?
Yang Rui was a little surprised, because he had indeed heard Feng Na say that she had a dream of stardom, but he didn't expect her to dare to go to Beipiao after graduating from junior high school.
Yang Rui was even more surprised that she actually succeeded and became a third-tier star, it seems that she is really lucky.