Chapter 3 Meat, It's Delicious
"Village chief, why don't you let me beat this little beast cub to death?"
Zhang Dapang looked at the village chief, a little puzzled.
"Shapeshifting demon beast, don't tell me about such a big thing right away! If it weren't for the horse monkey telling me that there is a shapeshifting demon beast, if something goes wrong, it will bring great disaster to the village!" said the village chief and poked the ground a few times with his cane, very angry.
Seeing this, Zhang Dapang shrank his head, and didn't dare to say anything, so he could only mutter: "It's Erniu who doesn't let us tell you that I want to surprise you, but I'm scolded for him." ”
The village chief didn't hear Zhang Dapang's muttering, he approached Wang Jinbao on crutches, looked at it carefully, and said after a while:
"If it is really a demon beast that has shapeshifted, he must have been seriously injured like this, if he is full of evil spirits, and later knows that he has been tied up by you and others, it will definitely bring disaster to the village, and if you beat him to death now, I will not stop you. ”
"But I see that he has no evil spirit, and even was stunned by your hammer, but I know that even if he is a demon beast, he is not very old, let alone brave and aggressive. Just wait for him to wake up and let him go, and don't kill him at will, lest he cause more trouble for the village!
"But ......," Zhang Dapang said hurriedly.
"What's more, how do you know that he is a demon beast in shapeshifts? If he is human, you will kill him like this? How did I teach you before?" the village chief looked at Zhang Dapang, who was just about to speak, and then looked at Wang Jinbao, "Carry him to my house." ”
With that, he walked towards his house.
The big men looked confused, the village chief wants to take this beast cub back to his house?
"Big fat, you can't do this hammer skill, you can't hit such a big head. "Wait for the village chief to go far away, the big man quipped.
"Hahahaha, that's it, big fat, hasn't you struck iron for a long time, and your hands are raw?"
Everyone laughed, and Zhang Da's fat face was blue and white for a while, not only being teased by everyone, but also being scolded by the village chief.
"That's for the sake of the village chief's face to spare his life, otherwise he would have gone to heaven a long time ago! Don't laugh, come and carry the village chief by the hand. ”
Everyone laughed again, and immediately the big man who joked about Zhang Dapang came out and carried Wang Jinbao to the village chief's house with Zhang Dapang.
As soon as the two of them put Wang Jinbao on the ground in the village chief's house, they saw the village chief coming over with a knife.
Zhang Dapang's eyes lit up: "Village chief, you are going to do it yourself, you said it earlier, and when you said that you tied up this beast cub, you would directly let Erniu send it to you." ”
"And the idea of not telling you this beast cub is Li Erniu's idea, if you want to scold, go and scold Li Erniu, don't scold me" At this time, Zhang Dapang hurriedly shirked his responsibility, and at the same time said that he was very aggrieved......
The big man on the side held back a laugh, and his body trembled.
The village chief looked at Zhang Dapang and said, "Okay, okay, no matter who came up with the idea, there is still room for relaxation." ”
Zhang Dapang breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, the village chief had already made a small cut on Wang Jinbao's finger with a knife, and used a bowl to catch some blood, and then bandaged Wang Jinbao.
He carefully felt the blood in the bowl, but found nothing, so he took a piece of grass from the table next to him, crushed it and put it in the bowl, and felt it carefully.
Still nothing, the blood in the bowl did not change.
The village chief breathed a sigh of relief, "Carry this little brother to the bed, he is not a demon beast." ”
Although Zhang Dapang was puzzled, he didn't dare to ask more, he didn't want to be scolded again, so he immediately carried Wang Jinbao to the bed.
After that, the village chief asked the two men to go back.
Wang Jinbao was stunned for three days, during which the village chief cooked porridge, cut the boiled meat into minced meat and mixed it in the porridge, and fed it to Wang Jinbao.
When Wang Jinbao woke up, he happened to see the village chief walking towards him with minced meat porridge, he was shocked, remembered what happened before he fainted, and immediately jumped up and ran to the innermost part of the bed, far away from the village chief......
Then he cried with a sad face: "Uncle, don't kill me, I can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and I am proficient in all kinds of housework,
I will take the child to coax the child, and when the child is older, go down to the kindergarten, go to the sophomore, no, I have memorized all the knowledge of the freshman year, I am definitely the best tutor, I really know everything, I am willing to do anything, killing me is simply your loss!"
In the end, Wang Jinbao even made his signature cry, which was called a crying voice, which was pitiful......
The village chief saw that Wang Jinbao woke up and wanted to ask how he felt, but at this time he was stunned, although he didn't know what this little brother was talking about, but it was quite funny to look at him.
"Little brother, don't be afraid, those rough people in our village don't know how to count, please don't be surprised. ”
"This is the porridge I boiled for you, add some minced meat, see that you just woke up and your body is still a little weak, hurry up and eat it"
At this time, Wang Jinbao was a little stunned, he had to beat him to death and hack him to death before, but now he will drink the porridge or add minced meat?
But think about it, if this group of people really wants to hack themselves, then just cut them directly, and there is no need to poison them or anything, but,
"Then uncle, you try to drink a sip of porridge first. ”
The village chief laughed twice, but he didn't care, picked up the spoon and took a sip, and looked at Wang Jinbao with a smile after drinking: "Now you can drink with confidence, right?"
Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he should be fine, and he did feel a little weak, so he slowly moved to the side of the bed, carefully took the bowl, and looked at the village chief,
"Don't worry, you've been in a coma for three days, but it's all the porridge I fed you, otherwise I'm afraid you won't wake up with your small body." After speaking, he smiled at Wang Jinbao.
Wang Jinbao was a little surprised when he heard this, he was in a coma for three days, or this uncle fed him food before he barely woke up, and he was a little moved at the moment, after all, if he was really in a coma for three days, he was afraid that he might not wake up at that time, although he fainted because of the people in this village......
At this time, Wang Jinbao looked at this uncle again and instantly felt kind, amiable, and admirable...... Although Wang Jinbao didn't know why there was such a big difference before and after the coma, or what intentions they had for themselves by doing so, he had basically believed the village chief's words.
Can't you just want to grow thin and want to get fat and then hack to death......? It seems to be ...... "Bah, it must not be like this. ”
Thinking like this, Wang Jinbao had already started to drink porridge, only to feel that the porridge was simply delicious, and even if the meat became minced meat, it had a strong fragrance, which made Wang Jinbao have an endless aftertaste, and he drank it quickly, so he looked at the village chief carefully,
The village chief looked at Wang Jinbao with a smile and asked, "Do you want another bowl?"
Wang Jinbao nodded hurriedly, so the village chief smiled and took the bowl, filled it for Wang Jinbao again, this time adding more meat, Wang Jinbao licked his lips and ate it.
Wang Jinbao ate five big bowls, and he couldn't move anymore, but he still wanted to eat because of the meat...... It's so fragrant! What kind of beef, pork, mutton, and donkey meat, compared to this kind of meat, it's all scum! Even taking it to see the village chief became more and more cordial......
When the village chief saw that Wang Jinbao couldn't move until he couldn't move, he also laughed, and the whole person was much more energetic, and his face was a little more ruddy.