Chapter 1068 - The pen is amazing
A bright yellow figure slowly walked in from outside the main hall, walking calmly, exuding an aura of not being angry and arrogant.
"Your Majesty. ”
"The minister knocked to see the Jade Emperor. ”
The crowd saluted.
The Jade Emperor slowly walked in front of the Yangli Daoist and said in a deep voice, "What did you just mean that I cared too much about Jiang Xiaobai?"
Yu Zhen was like a great enemy, he lowered his head and didn't speak, and there was a lot of slander in his heart.
Do you have no points in your heart?
The Jade Emperor glanced at the still empty table in the corner, his brows furrowed, and his face was unhappy.
"Catch Jiang Xiaobai for me! Even if you tie it up, you have to tie it up. The Jade Emperor said angrily.
As soon as he finished speaking, the long voice of the immortal attendant came in from outside the door.
"Boss Jiang is here!"
Before anyone arrived, a burst of laughter was heard.
Four palace people walked in from the outside carrying a soft sedan chair, and there was a person lying on the couch.
Jiang Xiaobai lay on his side on the couch and slept soundly.
The Jade Emperor's face had darkened to the extreme, and the other people in the hall had already changed into expressions of watching a good show.
The palace man carefully put down the sedan chair and stood aside with a cower.
Under the shroud of the Jade Emperor's low pressure, the people in the hall couldn't help but shudder, but the people on the couch didn't realize it, and there was a smile on the corner of their mouths, thinking that they were having a sweet dream.
Si Ming Xingjun had never seen such a stubborn student, and looking at the Jade Emperor's appearance, he had already seen the signs before the storm.
"Jiang Xiaobai!!" The Jade Emperor raised his voice and scolded angrily.
The person on the couch blinked his eyelashes twice, frowned, and opened his eyes slowly, looking very impatient.
When his gaze met that of the Jade Emperor, he raised his eyebrows, and then slowly got up and looked around.
At the moment when he got up and looked around, many fairies in the hall gasped.
"It's not a dream, Your Majesty. Jiang Xiaobai walked down from the sedan chair slowly and saluted softly.
The Jade Emperor's patience has reached its limit.
"Don't you know what day it is?"
He didn't know it before he entered this hall, but now that he saw his brothers sitting here neatly, of course he knew what day it was.
"It's a monthly exam. He replied lightly.
"Isn't it that I want to carry a sedan chair to invite you! What have you been doing all day, doing some bastard things!" The Jade Emperor has always been elegant, and today he was really angry, and his speech was full of gunpowder.
"The minister doesn't dare, the minister has been reading carefully these days, so he has not rested enough. Jiang Xiaobai explained.
Yu Zhen sneered.
"Reading every day, I'm afraid it's singing every night, listening to others, you can still hear the sound of silk strings in Jiang Xiaobai's house on the third watch. ”
Jiang Xiaobai glanced at him coldly, and said calmly: "That person is definitely not a good thing, how can anyone not sleep around for three watches, with ill intentions." ”
Yu Zhen was speechless.
"It seems that I am too tolerant of you on weekdays, and if I try to go back today, you will think about it behind closed doors in the house for a month!"
Jiang Xiaobai lowered his head and did not speak.
Si Ming Xingjun walked out of the round at the right time.
"Now that everyone is here, let's start today's test. ”
"This time, I will test the strategies of all Taoist friends, and everyone can play at will, and you can finish writing it in a stick of incense. Si Ming Xingjun said as he sent down the paper.
"Isn't it the way to test Confucianism?" said Yu Zhen with a pained expression.
Li Tianwang picked up the pen, thought for a moment and began to write.
Si Ming Xingjun recognized Li Tianwang a little more in his heart, this kind of test has always been difficult for Li Tianwang, who is both civil and military.
On the other hand, Jiang Xiaobai, even Taibai began to write, but he was the only one who was still sitting in his seat yawning.
"Qingque, why don't you use your pen yet?" the Jade Emperor reprimanded with a cold face.
"Didn't Boss Jiang say that he had been reading books for the past few days, and that must have been a steady stream of ideas. "Si Ming Xingjun stepped on it at the right time.
Jiang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows and said something angry.
"How does the gentleman know, it's that he thinks too much, and he doesn't know what to write for a while. Jiang Xiaobai said a Bible, and his expression was very serious.
As soon as the words fell, everyone else in the hall laughed.
Si Ming Xingjun was so angry that his brain was congested, and his face turned red.
You can't teach a child!" he thought to himself.
"Boss Jiang has to pay attention to the time, there is only time for a stick of incense. Si Ming Xingjun held back the fire and reminded.
Jiang Xiaobai picked up the pen.
He neither scratched his ears nor scratched his cheeks, nor did he bite the tip of the pen, and he did it in one go from the beginning of the pen without any pause.
I don't know when there were more fairies in the hall, standing far away, with a long neck, and eyes eager to stick to Jiang Xiaobai's face.
"I wrote it. Si Ming Xingjun had only drunk half of the tea in his hand, and when he heard Jiang Xiaobai's voice, he almost spit out the tea.
He stabilized his emotions and put down the teacup, and said with a serious face: "Boss Jiang, you can't do nonsense in the monthly test, it's okay to fill up the number indiscriminately." ”
Jiang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows.
"Sir, I've really finished writing, I didn't overdo it, every sentence is from the bottom of my heart!"
Si Ming Xingjun glanced at the incense burner next to him, and a third of the incense was still not burned.
Is this man the latest to start or the earliest to finish?
The Jade Emperor sat in the hall and didn't speak, it wouldn't be strange if Li Tianwang or Li Chengqian finished writing first, but Jiang Xiaobai's strength was a little worse.
He was silent on his face, and concluded in his heart that if Jiang Xiaobai dared to fool him, he must teach him a lesson.
At the moment when the incense was about to burn out, Li Tianwang also put down his pen. Recently, the Jade Emperor also let him participate in some court politics, and he had some experience, so he wrote a lot of them freely.
Of course, he is confident in himself.
"When the time comes, please stop writing. Si Ming Xingjun stood up and said in a deep voice.
"It's over, I think I'm going to die this time. Yu Zhen said with a bitter and hateful face.
"It's okay, I'm not much better. Taibai smiled and threw the pen on the table.
After speaking, he turned his head to look at Jiang Xiaobai, and when his eyes touched the answer sheet on Jiang Xiaobai's desk, he was stunned.
"Jiang Xiaoyou, you are serious, it looks like you have written a lot!"
The others probed one after another, staring at Jiang Xiaobai's answer.
Si Ming Xingjun came over and put the answer sheet away with a cold face.
Generally speaking, you can leave after the exam, but this time because the Jade Emperor is in charge himself, everyone is sitting in their own places, waiting for the final result.
The first thing Si Ming Xingjun picked up was Li Tianwang's scroll, this was his proud disciple, so he naturally had to let the Jade Emperor pass through it first.
The Jade Emperor looked at Li Tianwang's strategy and nodded again and again, and cast a pleased gaze at Li Tianwang.
"It seems that you have learned a lot and have not disappointed me. ”