However, to be honest, among the thousands of netizens, in addition to some literary and artistic youths, there are more old drivers. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When a group of netizens analyzed and analyzed these three poems, an old driver finally stood up.

"Hahaha, I finally understand the meaning of these three poems, I finally understand. I'm Ho He, which one is the afternoon. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, many people thought it was incomprehensible at first.

But then, when I thought of the phrase "hoeing day at noon", everyone was all spurting blood.

"I'm grass, that's what this poem originally meant. ”

"I'm definitely not at noon. ”

"Well, what I want to say is that it's not just the afternoon, it's also the sweat drops. ”

"You're wrong, and you're going to go down. ”

Many people once didn't understand how old drivers appeared on the Internet.

Of course, the web can't give you answers.

However, a sociologist once said that in fact, old drivers are innate.

When an old driver appears, he doesn't need guidance at all, and countless old drivers will wake up.

An ancient poem that originally advocated diligence and thrift, accidentally, it became a dirty poem.

And, not just one.

Driven by the previous poem, the subsequent "Flower Path has never been swept by guests, and Pengmen is now open for you" has become a dirty poem among the dirty poems.

As for why this is a dirty poem, it is not interesting to say it, and the old driver understands it.

Even, even the poem "Bright Moonlight in front of the bed" has nothing to do with dirt at all. But under the excellent imagination of a group of old drivers, a girl named "Mingyue" appeared.

"My eyes, my eyes. ”

"Whoops, you're just. ”

"Lewd is a fart, we are not lewd, the sect leader is great. ”

"666, I now finally understand why the Sect Master says that we don't understand what these poems mean. It turns out that there are so many meanings hidden in this. ”

"It's over, the glorious image of the sect leader has collapsed in my heart. ”

"Collapsed yarn, when did the sect leader have an image. ”

"No, I must send these three poems to others to enjoy. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, such a classic three poems, everyone should also taste them. ”

Go without saying.

Under the reposting and copying of an old driver, the three ancient poems instantly became the hot spots of the day.

All post bars, chat rooms, forums, and TT groups on the Internet were all swiped by these three poems.

And when Mo Bai entered the Doumao network for live broadcast in the afternoon, accidentally, the channel he created reached 200,000 simultaneous online.

"Sect Master, your old man is finally online. ”

Just launched, at this time, the public frequency has been boiling.

Countless fans greeted Mo Bai one after another, and some people kept brushing out the three ancient poems written by Mo Bai in the morning.

"Old man, this sect leader is only 16 years old, where is the old man. ”

"Poof...... Do you still want to nod your face? We just want to ask, Sect Master, what does the bright moonlight in front of the bed mean. ”

"Yes, yes, who is the hoe He?"

"Beast, please hand over the 'noon'. ”

The public screen was full of foul language.

At this time, just when everyone was frantically interacting with Mo Bai, 99 Buddhas jumped out of the wall on the screen.

[Principal Wang rewarded the sect leader with 99 Buddhas jumping over the wall, wishing the sect leader eternal happiness and longevity in Tianqi. 】

1 Buddha jumping over the wall is equivalent to 1,000 yuan.

99 Buddhas jumped over the wall, that is 99,000 yuan.

A gesture of 100,000 yuan instantly frightened a large group of onlookers.

And when they saw the account "Principal Wang" again, a group of fans were even more shocked and thought they were dreaming.

"Grass, Principal Wang. ”

"It turned out to be Principal Wang. ”

"It's amazing, my brother, the sect leader's shameless temperament has even attracted Principal Wang. ”

“6666……”

As the most well-known rich second generation in China, Principal Wang has always claimed that Principal Wang is too arrogant and arrogant in the outside world. However, President Wang's extremely individual style still attracts a lot of audiences. In particular, Principal Wang scolded people on Weibo without anything, which made a group of friends like this guy who dared to speak and scold.

At this time, Principal Wang made a move of 100,000 yuan, but it made the already hot live broadcast room even more boiling.

"Hey, it's Principal Wang. ”

Seeing the 99 Buddhas jumping over the wall that suddenly appeared, Mo Bai was a little confused.

Why did this guy tip himself?

Although Mo Bai always knew that Principal Wang was rich and generous. But Principal Wang is rich, but he is not stupid.

He won't give hundreds of thousands of rewards to people who have nothing to do with him in vain.

"Sect Master, why don't you recognize me, I called you. ”

Principal Wang has never used a public screen to speak, and he just swipes the screen to speak.

As for how to swipe the screen, it's very simple.

Reward 10 more Buddhas jumping over the wall, and what Principal Wang wants to say will be swiped out on the screen.

"Damn, another 10,000 yuan. ”

"It's gone, the sect leader is definitely sending it today. ”

"No, 10,000 in one sentence. ”

"Sect Leader, you need to talk to Principal Wang a little more. ”

What does it mean to be rich.

Looking at the replies swiped out on the screen, the fans in the channel are like chicken blood.

"It turns out that you are really Principal Wang. ”

Seeing the reply that Principal Wang swiped, Mo Bai suddenly remembered the previous phone call.

However, everyone doesn't know what Mo Bai thinks, let alone how Mo Bai and Principal Wang met. But seeing Principal Wang interacting with Mo Bai, countless viewers said one after another.

"Wow, it turns out that the two have already had a relationship. ”

"Sect Leader, tell me how you hooked up. ”

Principal Wang, who suddenly appeared, can be said to have made the audience in the channel extremely excited.

They didn't expect that Principal Wang, who usually only rewards female anchors, would reward a male anchor one day.

And this male anchor is also his favorite idol.

How can this excitement be described?

"How did you hook up, this, you can just listen to me sing a song. ”

Although I don't know why Principal Wang suddenly rewarded himself, since he was doing a live broadcast, Mo Bai continued to do his live broadcast.

"Singing?"

"I'm going to go, Sect Master, you're an all-rounder. ”

"You can read the news, you can brag, you can write poetry, and now you say you can sing. ”

"Hahaha, another day, the sect leader is still playing the piano, you can listen to it. ”

"Yes, yes, our sect leader can't do anything. Don't make a fuss, I still want to hear the Sect Master sing a song. ”

"I want to hear it too. ”

In fact, there are too many anchors performing and singing on the live broadcast.

However, most of the singing is sister paper. Even if there are handsome guys singing, everyone is aesthetically tired when they listen to it.

It's just that the leader in their eyes sings, and it's different.

They really want to hear what this shameless anchor will sing.

"Okay, everyone. ”

With a light voice, Mo Bai didn't take the guitar and sang a cappella to Mike.

[You said you were in Lijiang the year before last.]

In the blink of an eye, last year it was XC again, and I carried a gun and a gun

You've also had a bowl of hot Xiang

You've slept with chickens in Dongguan

You have exploded chrysanthemums in Nanjing

Your three illegitimate children

in Pakistan

Seven wives in A. Fuhan]