"I want to kill you. ”

Isn't it familiar.

That's right, this sketch line is the classic opening sentence of Feng Gong, a famous sketch actor who has been on the Spring Festival Gala for decades.

Almost every year during the Spring Festival, Feng Gong will come to say this, I want to kill you.

Although these words seem simple, this warm and extremely cordial greeting can narrow the distance between the audience and the actors in an instant.

"It's amazing. ”

Gong Hanlin, a few famous sketch actors sitting backstage, was also tsk-at-a-heart.

Originally, he thought that Mo Bai was a funny idea, and if he really wanted to do a sketch, he could do it, but it was absolutely impossible to compare with them. Unexpectedly, when people appeared in a word, they directly chased after them who had spent decades on sketch art.

However, a great sketch can't just be based on one sentence.

Some of the sketches are actually well written, and there are many classic sentences in them. However, after the whole performance, the effect was mediocre. Although Mo Bai's opening remarks are good, they can't be concluded all at once.

"Read on. ”

Several actors glanced at each other and nodded.

"You may ask, why did I come out alone, my partner? Don't say it, he has to come late, something happened to the child, this exam was smashed, let the teacher call home, he came after a while, don't ask, he didn't admit it when he asked, I don't believe you asked, Lao Ye, why did you come. He's going to say, "Oh, it's annoying, they're going to invite me to dinner, it's just a human ......."

After Mo Bai finished speaking, his partner Ye Peng came on the stage with a smile on his face, and greeted the audience and friends: "Oops, sorry, sorry, sorry." It's late. Hello everyone. ”

Continuing the above routine, Mo Bai asked: "Old Ye, why did you come." ”

Ye Peng said without thinking: "Oh, it's annoying, they have to invite me to dinner." ”

Needless to say, as soon as this sentence came out, everyone in the audience had already sent applause.

"Good. ”

"Hahaha. ”

"It's funny. ”

Although this routine is old, many sketch actors used to use it. But the old routine does not mean that it is useless, Mo Bai's effect of giving everyone a vaccination first and then saying it again along with what Mo Bai said before, but it suddenly reminds everyone of some of their old iron, old buddy. But isn't it true that there are so many of my friends who want to talk nonsense with a clean face?

However, more importantly, Ye Peng, as a partner, didn't know what everyone was laughing at.

Talking nonsense with his eyes open like this, Mo Bai definitely had to debunk it, and asked again: "Old Ye, where did you eat?"

Ye Peng was stunned for a while, not knowing why Mo Bai suddenly asked like this.

However, this girl is also smart, and immediately thought of the word to respond.

Ye Peng: "Come and chat, who knows where to eat." ”

Mo Bai didn't follow, he had to be demolished today, and continued to ask: "Who can you talk to?"

Ye Peng: "I patronized and chatted, and I don't remember who it was." ”

Mo Bai: "What are you talking about?" ”

Ye Peng: "I patronized and chatted, but I forgot what we talked about." ”

At this time, applause and laughter rang out again.

It's not just a laugh.

There's a lot of meaning here.

Although it was only a few words, the image of the two iron buddies instantly penetrated into people's hearts.

This one called Lao Ye is also a cowman.

Mo Bai continued to debunk, even if this guy was not prepared at all, he could answer it fluently.

This is an old driver.

There was no way, Mo Bai had to directly dismantle the old leaves.

Mo Bai: "Don't pretend, you know, let the teacher call home."

Lao Ye was shocked: "Who stabbed it out?"

Mo Bai: "I can't tell you who stabbed out, I became a traitor, so I won't say that Guo Donglin stabbed me." ”

This time, the laughter got even louder.

Even Guo Donglin, who was sitting backstage, was stunned.

didn't expect to watch the sketch well, but Mo Bai made a fool of him.

Lao Ye: "Why is Guo Donglin like this, I'll go to him." ”

Mo Bai: "Alas, if you look for him, he won't admit it if you look for him, that kid has been like a traitor since he was a child." ”

Got here, applause, laughter, cheers...... But it lasted for a while.

That Guo Donglin's bald image is too much like a traitor.

"Well, I'm relieved to see this. ”

"Well, I've been worried about Mo Bai's performance before, but it's just that the beginning of the paragraph is full of climaxes, and no matter what, it will definitely not be too bad. ”

"Well, it seems that Modu Satellite TV has a good vision, and he even thought of looking for Mo Bai. ”

"That is, art is like this, although Mo Bai is a little cheap, a little funny, and a little pretending, but the strength of the people is just now. If you are usually serious, you are now a generation of grandmasters. ”

Of course, the sketch doesn't end there.

This is just the beginning, just to amuse everyone.

The real excitement hasn't even begun.

Then, Mo Bai continued to perform: "Lao Ye, why did the teacher call you?"

Lao Ye: "Why, I don't have the face to say." ”

Mo Bai: "If you have no face to say, it's nothing more than a shame." ”

Lao Ye: "There are 50 children in the class, and my son took the second place in the final exam this time, and the penultimate place...... He was sorry for his name. ”

Mo Bai: "Can I still be sorry for my name?"

Lao Ye: "Just to make this kid promising, do you know what I named him?"

Mo Bai: "What's the name?" ”

Lao Ye: "Ye Newton." ”

As soon as the name Ye Newton came out, everyone laughed again.

"Newton, Mom, someone else has taken this name?"

"By the way, why does this old leaf look a little familiar?"

"He's like the boss of a game company. ”

"I see, that legend was developed by him. ”

"Damn, this guy is talented. ”

The audience was not only shocked by the name Newton, but also shocked by Ye Peng's identity.

Mo Bai despised it: "Ye Newton, why don't you call Ye Einstein?"

Lao Ye: "You said that so many children in the class are born in one year, how can people do well in the exam, the teacher said that their class is two bad, our Newton is the second-to-last, the first-to-last child is surnamed Mo, what is called Mo, anyway, it's quite a mouthful." ”

Mo Bai: "Mostrovsky. ”

Lao Ye: "Yes, yes, it's called Mostrovsky." rushed to give his son such a bad name, and he didn't pay attention to being a father. ”

Mo Bai, "Hey, who are you scolding, who are you scolding, you are looking for a beating." ”

At this point, Mo Bai was furious and wanted to make a move with Ye Peng.

Lao Ye: "What are you anxious about, I didn't mean you." ”

Mo Bai: "Nonsense, I'm the one who doesn't know what to do." ”

Lao Ye: "Ah...... Mostrovsky. ”

Mo Bai: "Yes, that's right, my son. ”

"Strovsky" is one of the great Russian writers of this world.

Or even if it's not a great writer, everyone knows that it's a celebrity as long as they say anything about Skiski.

At first, everyone was a little curious, how someone called "Mostrovsky", this name was obtained with Newton.

As a result, when the show got here, everyone understood. It turned out that the first person in the test was Mo Bai's son.

"Hahaha, hahaha, laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. ”

"I kind of understand what this skit means. ”

"Yes, the name of the sketch is "Look at these two fathers", this one named Lao Ye and Mo Bai are both excellent fathers. ”

"Mo Bai doesn't have children yet, if he had children, he wouldn't really be called Mostrovsky. ”

A wave of small climactic applause was sent again.

Moreover, this time it is stronger and more lasting than before.