Chapter 872: Boy Urine
Child's urine is not rare, Brother Kong Qun's family has just added Ding, and Xiao Kongming can provide child's urine, and it is pure natural and pollution-free.
But soon Mai Xiaoji found a problem, such a young child, the frequency of feces and urine is very high, the system requirement is 500 ml, or fresh, how can a child urinate so much at one time.
What makes Mai Xiaoji even more crazy is how to speak, do you want to say that she is sick and needs a child's urine as a medicine primer?
If you miss the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, the task will no longer be completed, and the Golden Circle mobile phone will probably be abolished because of this.
Mai Xiaoji calmed down and analyzed carefully, the task will never be completed, there must be a problem with his own thinking. For example, last time, Beauty Socks, Mai Xiaoji's attention was all on mature women, but the result was not from a little doll.
So, reverse thinking, a child's urine doesn't have to be a child, a virgin is fine, and the amount of urine is enough! Mai Xiaoji can't wait to applaud and shout for his cleverness, but it's still that question, how to speak?
Ask the unmarried men around you one by one, or are they virgins? Isn't this a slap in the face? The open solicitation is even worse, Mai Xiaoji is unmarried, and others will think that he has a problem with his gender orientation.
So, you have to find children.
It doesn't say that you can't ask for help, Mai Xiaoji can't hide it anymore, you have to ask for help, whoever can help you can ask for help.
Long Tengqun finally quieted down, Nangong Yue finished the day's task of grabbing red envelopes, and was still a little prostration, tired like this for this money, it's not worth it!
Crazy, forget the days when I couldn't even pay the rent.
"Xiao Ji, are you overjoyed, why are you so sad?" Nangong Yue asked with a smile.
"Well, I couldn't be happier. ”
As a last resort, Mai Xiaoji said this system task.
Nangong Yue was extremely surprised, looking at her Golden Circle mobile phone, there was no task! However, the host has a more important mission, which is a fact, and she disagreed: "This task doesn't seem to be difficult, Xiao Kong Ming can do it." ”
Kong Qun is only afraid of sneezing at the moment, so many people are worried about his son. Mai Xiaoji waved his hand, "Definitely not, the amount of urine for children is very limited." ”
"Then mix it with some water. ”
"That's even worse, the system is very rigorous. ”
Mai Xiaoji didn't agree, Nangong Yue hadn't learned the power of the system task, and the collection was very strict, and she almost couldn't pass it.
Looking at Mai Xiaoji's sad face, Nangong Yue thought about it, and really had a good idea, "Xiaoji, don't worry, when I go to the obstetrics and gynecology department, as long as I spend a little money, I will definitely be able to get enough child urine." ”
Ahh
"Ah, what, I didn't say anything about the system task, it has to be a child. Two key points, boy and urine, as long as the conditions are met, what do you want?" Nangong Yue said proudly.
Clever!
Mai Xiaoji was happy, and praised Nangong Yue with a thumbs up, she was really a smart, virtuous and caring secretary.
The two met again and discussed for a while, and thought of a better way, when the time came, they could disguise themselves as nurses, pretend to give the child a urine test, and collect it by the way.
Nangong Yue also said seriously: "You can't play the role of a cleaner to pick up used diapers, who knows if it's fresh." ”
The behavior is very obscene and shameless, but this is also forced by the Golden Circle mobile phone, and I have to do it.
"It's like a newborn doll, the amount of urine is very small, we have to find a lot of people, what if we can't finish it?" Mai Xiaoji raised new concerns.
"Yes, then go to the children's hospital and find a half-grown child, anyway, the system task didn't say, it must be healthy urine. "Nangong Yue's brain is turning fast, and Mai Xiaoji is even happier when he hears it, so it's no problem.
"That's it!"
"I suddenly felt that I was very perverted, and there must be parents who were suspicious, and I didn't know that I would be beaten. Nangong Yue said worriedly.
"Haha, I'll definitely cover you, but sometimes I really want to be a little rascal. Mai Xiaoji smiled.
"Why?"
"You think, what a righteous man and a gentleman can't do, a hooligan can do, just say that I'm a hooligan. Mai Xiaoji said, gently pulling Nangong Yue's little hand.
"Rogue ......"
"Hey!"
"Xiao Ji, let's be serious, I still want to go and see Xi Shi. ”
"You're really persistent enough, you come and go for tens of thousands, besides, you're a beauty yourself, is it necessary to compare again? Just let her send some photos to see. Mai Xiaoji also wanted to say that he was afraid that he would bring humiliation on himself, but he didn't say that he was afraid of being beaten.
"I contacted her and she didn't send photos. ”
"Then give a red envelope. ”
"I've rewarded you, the poor swish, and I'll follow it when I send it, but I don't do anything I ask for. Nangong Yue said disdainfully.
"And what else are you holding onto?"
"I'm curious, why doesn't she want to send it!"
Mai Xiaoji suddenly realized and said: "Xiaoyue, you don't think that Xi Shi is not a beauty, for fear of affecting his image in future generations, so he won't send photos." ”
"Haha, guess right, how can there be a beautiful woman who doesn't like to post on Moments. Nangong Yue said with a smile.
Look at how dark the psychology is, it is a poor ancient beauty, but she has to expose the lies of history. Whether Xi Shi is a beauty or not, no one knows at all, unless you add Fucha or Fan Li.
This may not be accurate, after all, the aesthetics of ancient and modern times are different, and there is a saying in the eyes of lovers.
I don't satisfy Nangong Yue's curiosity, I'm afraid that she won't help to get the boy's urine, and she must not delay the collection plan! Mai Xiaoji promised to come down and go to Juxian Tower at night, and teleport from there to visit Xi Shi.
There are three beautiful men, in fact, there are only three of the four beauties, Diao Chan is a fictional character in the novel, and it can't be found on the golden circle at all, and Yang Yuhuan opened a clothing store in the ancient city, because it is a beauty, there are many customers, and it is very busy every day.
In Juxian Building, when everyone heard that Mai Xiaoji and Nangong Yue were going to visit Xi Shi, it caused some sensation.
In everyone's opinion, Xi Shi is undoubtedly a beauty, and all kinds of history books record it like this, but unfortunately the sky is jealous and red-faced, and the ending is very miserable.
Another point, except for Mai Xiaoji and Nangong Yue, no one is friends with Xi Shi, she doesn't add anyone, and others will not pass if they add her, let alone send photos to see the circle of friends.
Everyone's curiosity about Xi Shi is no less than Nangong Yue, and they think she is a cold beauty.
"Xiao Ji, you wait, I'll get Xi Shi a few dresses. Yang Yuhuan sighed, they are all beauties, they all have miserable experiences, she has a special pity for Xi Shi, ran into the house, and took a package out.
"I'll bring her two pieces of jewelry, it's pitiful, she doesn't associate with anyone, she must be poor and crazy. Yu Xuanji was also moved by compassion, and then went upstairs to get it.
"Brother, take me around next time, I don't know what other people's homes are like!" Li Qingzhao said.