Chapter 155: This Show Can't Be Recorded (2/5)
For director Zhu Fang's so-called surprise, everyone is not interested at all.
"Sure enough, the reality show, the director of fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-theft, this is so right!"
"Agree, and be surprised, just don't be scared!"
"1000 euros, 10 graffiti for elementary school students, this is the funniest joke I have ever heard!"
A group of people, you and I complained one by one, Zhu Fang smiled and shook his head.
Although they complained, everyone still began to make suggestions and think about how to make money.
Of course, those paintings were completely ignored by everyone, what kind of joke, are they really stupid forks for crooked nuts?
"Brother Xiao and I can dance to attract popularity. Xie Xin proposed.
Xie Xin's proposal made everyone's eyes shine, especially Lin Xiao, who was a blockbuster yesterday.
"Don't sell your paintings at all, I don't think it's better to sell your paintings than to sell them. Li Zhaojun said.
The others nodded.
But the director of all evils spoke again.
"No, you can dance and sing and try to attract customers, but the money can only be raised by selling paintings. ”
"Can this show be recorded?"
"That's right, this doesn't work, that's not good, director, you can do it. ”
"It's ridiculous, I can't even understand what is painted on these paintings, and they still have to be sold for a high price, and someone has to ask for them to give them away. ”
Lin Xiao and others complained one after another.
"Actually, you don't have to be so pessimistic, it is said that miracles happen here every year, and it is said that last year here, on this street, there was a painting by an unknown artist, which was bought on the spot by an abstract painting collector from abroad for 100,000 euros, so 1,000 euros, and there are 10 paintings, in fact, it is not very difficult. Zhu Fang said on the side.
"Can that be compared? What kind of painting is that, what kind of painting is this?" Yu Qing said with a blank look.
"That's it, go and go, stay where it's cool, and don't get in the way of us selling paintings. Wang Xuemei said to Zhu Fang angrily.
Although everyone thinks that Te is unreliable, there is still a professional ethic, which is originally for the effect of the show, in fact, everyone also knows that selling paintings is just to add some interest to the show.
The members of the sister group are all experienced seniors in the entertainment industry, of course they understand this truth, everything is just for the effect of the show.
And this thing, in fact, is quite interesting.
Soon, everyone put out the paintings of the pit fathers provided by the program team, and while placing them, they also commented on these paintings.
It's fine if the paintings of ordinary elementary school students are fine, but Nima, these paintings are still special abstract paintings, and it would be really ghostly if you can read and understand them.
Soon everyone divided the work together, Li Zhaojun said that he knew a little sketching, so this booth had another project, that is, to paint people.
What people didn't expect was that Yu Qing, the eldest, could draw a little comics, but this seemed to be useless.
Xu Shiyun and Wang Xuemei are responsible for pulling customers.
When it was Xie Xin's turn, Lin Xiao suddenly thought that there were some tourist attractions in the dream world, and the shops were shouting and dancing strangely in order to attract customers.
So Lin Xiao found a few cardboard boxes and stacked them together.
"Brother Xiao, what is this for?" Xie Xin asked curiously.
The other sisters were also surprised.
"You'll know when you see it, Xiaoxin, after a while, you stand up, lean forward, and twist your feet and body like springs, can you do it?" Lin Xiao asked.
"I'll try. "Xie Xin's dancing skills are very good, and his sense of balance is also very good, stand up and dance according to Lin Xiao's teaching.
"Yes, that's it, you'll be here in a while, shouting RAP, whatever you want, anyway, it's just to be lively, and it can always attract a little people. Lin Xiao said.
"It's good, it looks interesting. ”
"Brother Xiao, what about you?" Xie Xin asked in surprise.
"I, of course, am in charge of fooling ...... Oh, and I'm not in charge of introducing our paintings to customers. Lin Xiao said.
"No, do you know painting, do you know this abstract painting?" asked Li Zhaojun with a surprised expression.
"I don't understand!" Lin Xiao said righteously.
"I don't know if you still introduce it to customers?"
"Anyway, there are few people who really know how to paint abstract paintings, right?" Lin Xiao said.
"Uh...... Isn't that good?" Xie Xin asked.
"Why don't you come?" Lin Xiao asked with a roll of his eyes.
"Forget it, then it's better to come on, brother. Xie Xin hurriedly waved his hand and said.
In fact, Lin Xiao knows a piece of abstract art of wool, and in his opinion, it is completely a thing that has reached a very high level.
Of course, it's just his own feelings.
Anyway, those so-called abstract paintings, he basically can't understand what's so good.
However, ordinary people definitely don't understand, do they? Therefore, Lin Xiao feels that in this regard, in fact, the most important thing is to rely on fooling, oh no, it is by eloquence.
Chu Fei'er and Wang Xuemei lived up to expectations, and quickly brought in a customer who wanted to buy paintings, who said that they had just moved to a new home and wanted a few paintings to go back to decorate.
As a result, after the other party just looked at a few paintings here, Lin Xiao didn't have a chance to open his mouth, and the people left directly.
Sure enough, this person is not blind, and he can see that what the hell is the painting there, it is completely nonsense.
......
"Look at this line, you must think it's a random scribble, right?"
"Of course not, look at this line, it seems to be chaotic behind it, but it is actually very artistic, if you look closely, do these lines look like musical notes?"
"Looking at the whole, the free brushwork itself is integrated into the dancer of the painter's body......"
Lin Xiao believed what he said, but the foreign brother in front of him shook his head again and again, obviously not being fooled by Lin Xiao.
As a result, a few hours passed, Xie Xin was so tired from dancing that he was about to foam at the mouth, and the others were tired enough to choke, but as a result, this morning, the entire "Sister Over Flowers" team only earned 10 euros, the key is that these 10 euros are all from Li Zhaojun's portraits.
As for the ten paintings, none of them were sold.
"I'm tired, what the hell is this, don't say it's a thousand euros, it's a hundred euros, I think it's enough to choke. ”
"I can't record this show. ”
“......”
1,000 euros, if it is in China, with the face of the big guy, fans can pay for it casually, but this is abroad, and in Turkey, no one knows it at all.
I was tired and earned 20 euros in the morning, although this is just a show, but it is inevitable that everyone is still a little frustrated.
"I don't want to run anymore in the afternoon, it's useless. ”
"Yes, I've been tired for a long time, and it's good to have results, but there are no results at all. ”
"Bang bang!" Suddenly, Lin Xiao clapped his hands a few times.
"Listen to me, I have a proposal. Lin Xiao said.
"Anyway, the show is almost finished, and we have been following the director's requirements from the beginning to the present, but this task is too unreliable, and we can't continue to blindly follow. ”
"Yes, we can't listen to the director for everything, and there is no rule that we can't work against the director anyway. ”
"Yes, yes!"
"I support it too!"
At this moment, a weak voice came: "So, not very good?"
"Brush, brush, brush" Everyone looked at Xie Xin unkindly!
"I agree!" Xie Xin immediately changed his words.