Chapter 23 What a god's operation!
Early morning.
When Ye Yun pushed out the door, he was surprised to find that Chen Pifu actually got up early for the first time. I saw Chen Pifu putting a bathtub in the living room, smoking a cigarette while shouting: "Fatty, hurry up, okay!"
"It's coming, it's coming!" I saw Wang Fatzi carrying a pot of boiling water and rushing over.
Chen Pifu poured boiling water into the bathtub, and when he saw Wang Fatzi standing aside, he didn't react, squinted his eyes and said, "Fatty, put your hand in." ”
"Stick in?" Wang Fatzi glared: "Boss, this is boiling water, it's hot, okay?"
"You know it's hot, why don't you even bring cold water?"
"Oh!oh!" Wang Fatzi reacted at this time, and hurriedly brought a bucket of cold water out of the kitchen.
Ye Yun asked curiously, "What are you doing here?"
Chen Pifu tested the temperature of the water, then picked up the cat that was still sleeping at his feet, and said, "Bathe it, it's dirty, how ugly." ”
"It's full of wounds, so it's easy to get infected?"
"Hey, life and death have fate, wealth is in the sky! If it can't survive, then it can only be regarded as a bad fate!"
Then I saw Chen Pifu directly throw the cat in his hand down.
"Plop" sound.
The cat woke up in an instant and struggled constantly.
Chen Pifu didn't care, picked up the shampoo and shower gel on the side and poured it on, and then there was a storm of scrubbing, as if he was not bathing the cat, but rubbing his own socks.
After more than ten minutes, Chen Pifu lifted the dying cat out of the water, then picked up the hair dryer and blew at it.
"That's it!" Chen Pifu looked at his masterpiece triumphantly.
Not to mention, after the bath, the dirty cat last night has completely disappeared, and what catches everyone's eyes is a cute cat with a snow-white body. The eyes are large, the nose is flesh-colored, wet to the touch, the mouth is small, there are a few long whiskers on the side of the mouth, and a white tail that shakes gently.
It's just that his expression is very sluggish at the moment, and his cute head is hanging on Chen Pifu's hand.
Then I saw that Chen Pifu took out a medical kit and took out alcohol, cotton, gauze, and bandages......
Put the cat gently on the lap, sit up straight like a baby, lean on his arms, and then pick up the alcohol, carefully wipe the wounds on its body, the cat seemed to be a little resistant, constantly struggling, as a result, Chen Pifu gently said in his ear: "Good, sit down, don't make trouble, give you medicine." Obedient!"
The words were gentle, gentle, as if with a unique reassuring magic. The cat gradually stopped struggling and sat quietly in Chen Pifu's arms.
Chen Pifu's movements were very gentle and careful, wiping the wounds, applying medicine, wrapping bandages, and even deliberately putting two splints on the cat's paws.
At this moment, Chen Pifu's body exudes a strong radiance of fatherly love.
The room was silent, and Ye Yun and the three of them all looked at this scene with a look of surprise, even if even the policewoman from the Criminal Investigation Department who had dealt with Chen Pifu last time walked in, she didn't notice it.
As soon as the woman wanted to speak, she saw such a rare, rare, unimaginable, warm scene, so she didn't make a sound, and stood quietly to the side and watched.
Time passed slowly, and the cat seemed to start to enjoy it a little at this moment, squinting its eyes, and even its snow-white tail began to shake gently.
"Whew, whew!" Chen Pifu exhaled, picked up the cat, gently put it on the sofa, lit a cigarette for himself, and seemed to have a sense of accomplishment: "Haha, it's done!"
The original dirty cat is long gone, and now sitting on the sofa is a cute cat with a snow-white body. The limbs are wrapped in white bandages, just because of the splint, the right paw is raised high, the left paw is stretched out, and the posture looks a little weird, but in the eyes of everyone, it looks even more cute, it's just cute. Moreover, Chen Pifu also deliberately tied a butterfly knot on the cat's neck with a bandage, which made the kitten's cuteness index almost instantaneous.
At this time, everyone's eyes looked at Chen Pifu, and they seemed to have changed a little.
Da Zhuang thought to himself: The boss is really a good boss, and he is full of love.
Wang Fatzi thought to himself: Hey, did the boss let the door of the toilet clip his head last night, or was he holding his urine and holding his back, why did he suddenly change?
Even Ye Yun, who has always been unkind to Chen Pifu, overturned his previous opinion of him in his heart: It seems that my previous opinion of him seems to be a little biased, everyone has a good side in their hearts, and he should still be saved.
Not to mention the policewoman who has been standing at the door, the contact a few days ago, was originally full of disgust for Chen Pifu, a flamboyant little gangster, but today I accidentally saw such a warm scene, and thought: Oh my God, that expression is so gentle, it turns out that he is not a flamboyant gangster, but he is used to using the appearance of his prodigal son to cover up his inner tenderness, oh my God, what to do, what to do, Yingying, you can't have a good impression of him, but the charm of the uncle is unstoppable! Oh my God......
The cat thought to herself: It turns out that he is not a bad silver, sure enough, the princess's intuition is right, he not only has the breath that attracts me, it turns out that he is so gentle in the depths of his heart, hum, hum, this princess will temporarily let go of your disrespect to the palace, and reluctantly agree with you.
Chen Pifu naturally couldn't hear everyone's voices, but it didn't prevent him from showing off his instinct, and said proudly: "My craftsmanship is not bad!"
"Hmm!" Everyone was unprecedented, for the first time in history, there were no doubts or disagreements about Chen Pifu's actions, and they actually nodded at the same time in approval.
But Chen Pifu's next move made everyone a little incomprehensible.
I saw Chen Pifu pick up a roll of transparent glue, picked up the cat on the sofa who was still immersed in happiness, walked to the desk facing the door, and then gently put the cat on the table, maintaining a sitting posture, and then, picked up the transparent glue and began to circle it, wrapping it up one by one, so that the cat could be fixed on the table.
Everyone looked at this scene, and it was a fog.
Fat Wang couldn't help but be curious in his heart, and asked, "Boss, what are you doing?"
Chen Pifu seemed to have finished, put down the transparent glue in his hand, took a few steps back, looked at the cat that was firmly tied to the table with transparent glue on the table, and still had a blank look on his face at the moment, and nodded with great satisfaction: "How about it, my operation is still good, right?"
The crowd looked even more dazed and confused.
"Deserve it!" Chen Pifu waved his hand and said proudly: "Look at it...... Wealth...... Cat!"
......... "Poof!" Everyone was caught off guard, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, stunned there.
Damn, you're really a special god operation. Why did you get a lucky cat for a long time? What about your love? What about your gentleness? What about your special discipline?
Li Dazhuang is still as honest as ever, and the contrast in his heart is not particularly big, but he is curious: What is a beckoning cat?
Wang Fatzi is different, he can't wait to give Chen Pifu a warm hug, and then go to the door to put a thousand firecrackers to celebrate, and roar in his heart: Boss, you are really still the familiar boss, the familiar formula, and the familiar taste. I've seen you pick the door, I've never seen you pick the door like this, boss, I love you.
Ye Yun felt that his abilities seemed to be almost out of control at this moment, and he felt deeply ashamed of his previous change in his concept of Chen Pifu: Sure enough, there is never a lower limit to the slut's actions. Sluts are always sluts.
The policewoman was completely stunned: God, there is really such a brazen person in this world, making such a cute cat into a beckoning cat, how did he think of it, he is not a hooligan at all, he is simply a beast, I ...... Can I give him a shot and take it as a way to get rid of the people?
At this moment, the cat's heart has gone crazy to the extreme: this bastard, if it weren't for the fact that the damn monk's sword qi entered the body last night, injured the foundation, and had no strength on the body, this palace is desperate today, and it will bite you to death. When I'm healed, I'm going to bite you, I'm going to bite you, I'm going to bite you!
At this time, Wang Fatzi finally broke the deathly silence and said, "Boss, but the beckoning cat seems to shake itself!"
"Yes!" Chen Pifu nodded: "It's a little regretful!"
Then he gently pushed the cat: "Good, baby, you shake it, shake it yourself!"
……………
The cat closed its eyes and looked loveless: bastard, don't shake, don't shake it, don't shake it. Even if this palace dies, it won't fulfill your wish.
"Hey, boss, look at the cat's forehead, there seems to be a pale golden pattern, look at it, it seems to be a king character, boss, could this be a tiger?"
When Chen Pifu heard this, he leaned in and took a closer look, and nodded: "Hey, fat man, the eyes are okay, it seems to be a bit similar!"
Then with a look of pity on his face, he muttered: "It's a pity, it's a pity, this cat is actually a female." ”
"Boss, what's the pity of the mother?" asked the fat man curiously.
"Stupid, if it's a male, how valuable is the tiger whip!" Chen Pifu said regretfully.
"Ahh
"Hahaha! Shake, shake!" Chen Pifu and Wang Fatzi called happily.
After a while, the cat was finally too tired to move.
Chen Pifu looked at it silently and said, "It's a pity that it's a mother!"
"Ahh
.......................... one person and one cat, it seems that they are not tired of it.
"This thing is hopeless!" Ye Yun looked at Chen Pifu, who was laughing heartily, and the appraisal was completed.
In the end, under the indirect threat of Ye Yun's force and the direct threat of the female police officer pulling out a gun, Chen Pifu completely compromised, and the kitten finally got rid of the nightmare of becoming a lucky cat.
The policewoman put away the gun, hugged the cat tightly in her arms, her face was full of distress, and she glared at Chen Pifu fiercely, if her eyes could kill, Chen Pifu would definitely be shot by her a hundred times.
"By the way, Boss, since we've decided to get this cat, let's give it a name!" Wang Fatzi suggested.
"Oh, yes!" Chen Pifu nodded: "What is your opinion?"
"It's so white, we might as well call it rice cakes!" Wang Fatzi happily proposed.
.......... The policewoman suddenly found that there seemed to be another one more on the list of people she wanted to shoot.
"No, it's too earthy!" Chen Pifu directly vetoed: "It's called Fortune and Treasure, or Wishing you prosperity!"
"Ahh
Before everyone could express their opinions, Chen Pifu had already noticed that the policewoman opposite seemed to have the urge to take a gun again, and hurriedly changed his words: "Otherwise, it seems to look a bit like a tiger, why don't we call it Tiger Girl!"
When everyone heard it, it seemed that it was barely acceptable, and in order to avoid waiting for Chen Pifu to come up with any names such as Wangcai, even the cat seemed to compromise silently.
"Haha, that's it!" Chen Pifu took the cat from the policewoman's arms and held it high: "Tiger girl, you will be a tiger girl in the future!"
"Hmph!" the cat glanced at Chen Pifu, and just wanted to take the opportunity to take a bite, but Chen Pifu was thrown directly onto the sofa, and the little tail of the anger kept trembling.
Chen Pifu lit a cigarette for himself, looked at the policewoman's refreshing ponytail, and asked, "Officer, you won't come to arrest me again, will you?"