Chen Pifu seemed to have had a very long dream, and the dream was full of all kinds of strange scenes, but when he opened his eyes, he didn't seem to remember it at all.

Chen Pifu looked at the surrounding scene, and there was a little bit of familiarity in the unfamiliarity.

The snow-white walls seem to have begun to turn a little yellowish with the erosion of time. At this moment, he is lying on a simple hospital bed, the flyer is not as white as he imagined, and even blackened, but the faint smell of sunshine comes from the quilt, which can still make people feel refreshed.

The smell of disinfectant water fills the air.

When a man wakes up from an unfamiliar environment, he generally prioritizes two things. Chen Pifu is no exception.

First, I touched my important parts first, but fortunately, it was still there, and it seemed that I was in good spirits, it was quite strong, and my nervous mood suddenly relaxed halfway.

Second, in accordance with international practice, start asking yourself three questions.

Who am I?

Where am I?

Why the hell am I here?

Just when Chen Pifu was puzzled, a nurse gently pushed the door and walked in.

The nurse was very young, about eighteen years old, with a little baby fat on her face, but her facial features were very delicate, her eyes were large, her eyelashes were long, and she wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, which made her look cute with a little maturity. is not tall, about 1.6 meters, but the body proportion is very good, especially the pair of 36D on the chest that has obviously matured to the extreme, which makes people can't help but want to take two bites. This kind of cuteness with intellectuality, intellectuality with maturity in the woman, is completely Chen Pifu's dish.

So when Chen Pifu saw the pair of 36D and the familiar baby face, the answers to the previous questions seemed completely unimportant.

The young nurse saw Chen Pifu staring at his chest, his cute face instantly turned red, walked up to Chen Pifu, and asked softly: "Uncle, are you awake!

"Ahh

……………………..

Time and air seem to freeze suddenly.

"Ahem...... Ahem"

In the end, it was Wang Fatzi's voice that broke the silence: "Ahem, boss, of course your eyes can't see when you are in someone else's arms like this!"

"Ahh

When the young nurse heard the fat man's voice, she screamed in fright, and hurriedly pushed Chen Pifu away in her arms, lowered her head, and even the white skin on her neck became red, and she stomped her feet fiercely: "Uncle, you ...... You're so bad...... You're a big rascal!"

After speaking, like a little rabbit stepping on its tail, it flew away.

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Chen Pifu and Wang Fatzi looked at each other and let out bursts of obscene laughter.

Chen Pifu gently inhaled the tip of his nose, filled with a youthful fragrance, his face was full of intoxication, and his face was full of happiness.

"Oh, Sister Min'er, other people's eyes can't see it, people are so scared!" The fat man pretended to be shy while learning to speak with Chen Pifu.

Chen Pifu glared at Wang Fatzi with an angry face, and scolded: "If you come a few minutes late, you will die!"

"Hehe, boss, I'm for your good, I'm just recovering from a serious illness, don't hurt the dragon body!"

"Damn, don't give Lao Tzu this set, you make it clear that you just want to get in the way. ”

"Yes!" Wang Fatzi was also single, and directly admitted: "Sister Min'er is gentle, cute, and kind, she is simply the goddess of our otaku, how can I bear to let her fall into your clutches!"

"Hmph, you're jealous, naked jealousy!"

"Damn, I'm here to kill my relatives in righteousness! Why do you post-80s still want to grab resources with us post-00s, if you go on like this, how do you tell us to live! Anyway, I want to resolutely resist your behavior of old cows eating tender grass!"

Chen Pifu gasped, looked at Wang Fatzi with a shocked face, and asked, "Fatty, are you actually a post-00s?"

"What's the matter, don't change the topic, hum, don't look at you as my boss, but for your behavior of an old cow eating tender grass, I will definitely criticize it fiercely, I want to stand at the highest point of morality and condemn you!"

Chen Pifu glanced at the fat man lightly, then stretched out his right hand, clenched his fist, and squeaked.

"Uh...... Boss, but, I thought about it carefully and calmly, a simple and cute girl like Sister Min'er, if she finds another man, if she runs into a scumbag, it will definitely be easy to get hurt. This blow is absolutely deadly, both mentally and physically. Personally, I think that what Sister Min'er needs most is an empathetic, mature and steady man like you, who can not only support the family, but also know how to take care of people, and you will definitely take good care of her in the future, pamper her, and protect her, I think the two of you are a match made in heaven!" Wang Fatzi suddenly said with a straight face.

"Oh!" Chen Pifu put down his fist and said lightly: "I didn't force you!"

"How come!hahahaha!" The fat man had a flattering smile on his face: "Boss, like the best among your men, the best in the airplane, the fighter in the airplane, if you can be with our sister Min'er in the future, it will definitely be a good story on the rivers and lakes, haha, it is simply a model for us to learn!"

"Wha! Count you kid with vision!" Chen Pifu was in a happy mood and looked up to the sky and smiled. Then he asked, "By the way, fat man, what happened after yesterday." Do you still have an impression?"

"Later?" said the fat man.

"Well, later!" Chen Pifu nodded.

"Later......" Wang Fatzi scratched his head and sang emotionally: "Later...... I've finally learned how to love...... It's a pity that you're long gone...... Disappear into the sea of people!"

....................... the black line on Chen Pifu's end, he gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't skin it, will you die!"

"Ahem, don't get excited, boss, I'm just going to liven up the atmosphere!Uh, okay, I have the impression that I was flying, and then by the time I became conscious, you and I had already been left on the dock on the outskirts of the city, and then I sent you here!"

"Didn't you see the others, what about the priest?" asked Chen Pifu, frowning.

"No!" the fat man shook his head.

"Strange, it shouldn't be!"

"What's the matter, boss, what's wrong? By the way, what's wrong with the monster in the back? How did it let us go?"

"Hey, ......" Chen Pifu lit a cigarette for himself, took a deep breath, slowly spit out a burst of white mist, and said slowly: "Fatty, if I tell you, I mean if Ha, a big demon king came out of that book, and then cut out one eye, and stuffed that eye to me, will you believe it!"

"Believe, why don't you believe it!" the fat man nodded very honestly.

"What about your outlook on life, your worldview, and your scientific values?"

"Hey, boss, if it were me before, I would definitely not believe it, but do you think that after last night, I saw a mad dog that could still jump alive after being shot, a priest who could set fire, a talking crow, and a terrifying monster, you now say that there is a demon king in the book, don't say that you will give you an eye, even if you get pregnant, I will believe it!"

".................." Chen Pifu smoked silently and was silent. Yes, it seems that ignorance limits our imagination. If the demon king really made me pregnant, would I be able to accept it? Wait, I can't be pregnant, right? Wait, damn, I was actually led astray by the fat man.

Chen Pifu glared at the fat man fiercely, and then said to the fat man: "Fat man, will you be afraid of me, or say that you reject me, after all, I have one eye that was plucked out by the devil?"

"How come, you're my boss, besides, usually you're a demon to me, but now you have one eye, what's the difference!"

"Ouch, it seems that in your heart, you have a deep grudge against me!"

"Hehe, how could it be!" Wang Fatzi looked at Chen Pifu's eyes carefully, and said curiously: "But boss, you said that the demon gave you an eye, which one?"

"Well, it looks like the right eye!"

"Don't you see any difference? Do you feel like you've changed?"

"Looks like your eyesight is a lot better than before?"

"Can you see through?"

"A little bit, I seem to have seen Min'er wearing purple underwear today!"

"......" Wang Fatzi rolled his eyes: "If the demon knew that your ability was used on this, he would probably kill you!"

"I don't mean it seems, I'm not sure if I really see it!"

"Is there anything else that you can do?"

"I don't know, there shouldn't be any more at the moment, uh, I feel like my brain is very confused, and some things seem to be a little hard to remember!"

"Oh!" the fat man nodded with a disappointed expression!

Chen Pifu looked at Wang Fatzi's disappointed look, and suddenly felt very unhappy, and scolded: "I'll rub it, this is your attitude? Just one oh word? I'm your boss, aren't you worried about whether my dragon body is healthy? Aren't you worried about my future? Aren't you worried that I'm no longer the me you knew and familiar with, it's very likely that I've been possessed by demons now, and then pretend to be me you usually know and are familiar with?"

Wang Fatzi was momentarily stunned, and it took him a long time to understand this rap that was more rapping than rapping. As if he had a sudden idea, he asked, "Boss, you just said that you can't remember something?"

"Well, my brain is a little messy, what's wrong?"

"Then you have to remember to pay back the 5,000 yuan you borrowed from me last week, it was my hard-earned money from selling blood!"

"Hmph, hum!" Chen Pifu took a deep breath of cigarette, looked at Wang Fatzi coldly, and said: "Don't say I can't remember now, did I borrow your money, even if there is, do you think that if you eat it in Lao Tzu's mouth, you can still make Lao Tzu spit it out?"

"Hey, hey, hey, look, it turns out that you're still my original boss, and I'm a thousand percent sure that you're definitely not possessed by demons!"

Hearing Wang Fatzi say this, Chen Pifu also put his mind at ease, it seems that I am still me. Chen Pifu couldn't help but feel a little proud, these years, when he encountered a demon, he could still keep himself, and now that he thinks about it, he suddenly finds that he is still very good.

Just as the two of them were thinking about it, the nurse from earlier ran in again. ran to Chen Pifu's hospital bed and whispered, "Uncle, are you better now?"

"Haha, okay, okay, no problem!" Chen Pifu saw the nurse and showed a charming smile: "What's the matter, Xiao Min'er cares about me so much, people are so moved!"

"Who cares about you?" the nurse pouted, "My uncle asked you if you were okay, if you were okay, please take care of yourself, he doesn't plan to keep you for dinner!"

"Damn, Lao Jin is still as good as ever! Okay, I'll say hello to him! Let's go immediately!" Chen Pifu scolded with a smile, then lifted the quilt and walked out of bed.

Hey, how do you feel that my little brother is getting cold?

"Ahh

The nurse was so frightened that she covered her eyes and screamed, "Uncle, you are such a hooligan, why don't you wear pants?"

"I... I ......" Chen Pifu was also a little confused, and then yelled at Wang Fatzi: "Fatty, what's going on?

"Ah, Boss, when I came in with you on my back, I noticed that your pants were a little wet, so I took them outside to dry and wanted to dry them!"

"You...... Hmph, you're too much, you should at least remind me? What are you going to do when you scare Min'er like this? You're too much! Hurry up, go get my pants. Chen Pifu scolded the fat man fiercely, but he silently gave the fat man a thumbs up behind his back, and the two exchanged lewd glances with each other.

The young nurse was once again flushed with shame, and ran out, saying, "Uncle, you are an old rascal!

Chen Pifu smiled proudly, waited for Wang Fatzi to come back, took the pants in his hand, put them on, and then took a stern step, with a proud face: "I'm a hooligan, am I proud?