108 Telling a joke is like reading an obituary
Zhao Er looked at the finished product and complained: "Now even the robot is about to have a girlfriend, but I haven't mixed one myself, what do you call it?"
Zhao Da: "It's a big deal, you can design a female robot as your wife." ”
Zhao Er: "No, female robots can't solve the problem of single transmission of three generations in my family." ”
Zhao San: "The question is, even if you find a real girlfriend, will people be willing to solve this eternal problem for you?"
Zhao Er: "That's the same." ”
Zhao San: "I look at these three handsome guys all day long, and sometimes I really want to slap each of them." Why do you say that a man is so handsome? Why don't you leave a way for us ugly people to live? Besides, if a man is so handsome, can he be eaten? Nowadays, girls only pursue those unrealistic things. ”
Zhao Er: "It's just that, no vision!"
Zhao Da sighed: "Don't say it, now that you are handsome, you can really eat, you look at the income of those stars......"
While complaining about the eyes of the beauties, they have to continue to work hard to make the appearance of artificial intelligence a little more handsome, and a little more handsome, who makes this a face-looking society?
In the past two months, due to the application of new materials, new accessories, new programs, and new technologies, the research and development of artificial intelligence boyfriend has made great progress in many aspects, and the degree of simulation has also increased greatly, and the day when it can be put on the market is not far away.
Before they can be put on the market, the first batch of these three robot boyfriends will be publicly tested.
The testers are ready-made, and there are enough of them - they are all the female employees of the Wu family, and they can interact with them at will.
Of course, each female employee who participated in the test had to fill out a feedback form later, submitting their trial experience and effective suggestions.
In the words of the three Zhao Gong - "The handsome guy with artificial intelligence is not eaten for nothing".
After the trial, the three Zhao workers found that in the feedback form they received, more than half of the female employees invariably wrote like this - "Wall crack suggests that the appearance of the artificial intelligence boyfriend is designed according to Mr. Wu's appearance, remember to remember!"
It seems that this is the general voice of the majority of female compatriots.
Imagine what a terrifying thing it would be if there were so many Mr. Wu in the company who couldn't tell which one was true and which one was false!
In case Mr. Wu is childlike and personally mixed in these artificial intelligences, then if the employee accidentally says something, it is likely that the real Mr. President will listen to it.
If it's a good thing or something inconsequential, in case it's a pickle girl experience or a game hack during work hours...... The consequences are unimaginable, and we all know that Mr. Wu is a person with clear rewards and punishments.
Imagine again, the company's business officially began to operate, as soon as the door opened to welcome customers, all the female customers who came to the door asked to rent a Mr. Wu to go back, so the company's warehouse was stored in rows and bundles of Mr. Wu, and the streets were full of girls who were shopping with Mr. Wu!
Then Mr. Wu was everywhere – he was the one who sat in the middle food stalls in the smoky fire, he was the one who accompanied the girls to buy groceries and haggled for a dime, he was the one who was blown a wind on the playground roller coaster, and he was the one who helped his girlfriend who was waiting in line for the public toilet to carry her bag...... That style of painting is unbearable to look at!
The report of the trial results was transmitted to Wushan, and after he finished reading it, a flock of crows flew over his head.
Without hesitation, he immediately picked up the phone and called the product design department, clearly reiterating to them that it is strictly forbidden to copy themselves or any celebrity in the appearance of artificial intelligence, otherwise they will be severely punished for infringing on portrait rights.
OK, then the designers have to rearrange and combine the most beautiful facial features in the world to a new level.
Fortunately, the women are duplicitous, they say that Mr. Wu is the most handsome, I only need Mr. Wu like that, and I don't look at anything else, in fact, when they see other handsome guys, they immediately turn against each other on the spot, for them, only the one in front of them is the most handsome......
As for what her son is busy with every day, the old lady Shen Changge has no idea.
Although both sons were filial, they were not in the habit of reporting their whereabouts to their parents. It's only occasionally when we have dinner together.,In order to make my mother happy.,Will casually say something interesting about what happened recently.。
However, Wushan will never take the initiative to report to his mother about something like an artificial intelligence boyfriend company, because he knows that his mother is more traditional, so she will resolutely resist this kind of "improper" business regardless of whether the market is or not.
And it's impossible for me to listen to her, so don't be angry with her, so I don't mention it at all.
At this moment, Shen Changge was sitting alone in front of the piano, and after thinking about it for a long time, she still played a sad tune, maybe this kind of piano sound is the most in line with her state of mind.
After playing the piano, she walked to the luxurious garden-like courtyard of the Wu family's mansion, pulled the stream flowing down the rockery, and listened to the singing of the various rare birds that her eldest son Wu Shan collected from all over the world, but her mood was not relaxed.
Because she didn't have much to do every day, she was bored playing mobile games to pass the time not long ago.
Of course, those upgrades and monsters are not suitable for her at all, she is playing a small game of pet sparrows that is very popular at the moment.
This bizarre game is so simple that it shouldn't fit the mindset of today's thrill-seeking modern people, but it's just not going to work.
The little sparrow in the game only does 3 things in total, eating, reading and traveling.
Gamers never know where your baby sparrow has flown to unless it's in a good mood and sends you a postcard or something, and maybe even brings you some local produce when it returns. If it's in a bad mood, you're nothing.
Playing and playing, Shen Changge suddenly felt that this was raising birds?
This is clearly raising children!
When the little sparrow flies out of the door, he will worry about whether it is cold outside, hungry or not, why he doesn't come home so late, whether he will encounter danger, whether he has made good friends, and when he goes home, he has to worry about whether he is peeking at some bad book, or dozing off when he reads a book, why is it so unenterprising?
The bird keeper who plays the game lives a life of an "empty nester", but how can he not be in reality?
Although she is actually not old, and her son and husband are not far away, and they can see each other every once in a while, her heart is already a bit like the heart of an empty nester.
Although the two sons are very filial, they are very busy, even if they come home, that is, they leave after a hurried meal, and they rarely know what they are busy with and who they deal with. Even if they tell themselves, they don't necessarily understand it.
Wushan gave her mother the best living conditions and made her live like a queen materially, but he could not take full care of her spiritual life.
Since her husband Wu Tianxing admitted Xiaoqing's existence, Shen Changge suddenly had a lot of white hair.
She brought in the British doctor with an annual salary of 6 million yuan, and asked him face-to-face for the first time whether her husband's lumbar spine problem was big.
The British doctor is not good at lying, and his answers are stumbling, and his eyes are evasive.
Shen Changge's woman's intuition told her that there was no problem with her husband's lumbar spine at all. Even if there is a problem, he tosses it out himself!
Although Wu Tianxing had indeed reduced the time he spent going out recently, Shen Changge's heart was not comforted much. However, Shen Changge, who grew up under the influence of traditional culture, had to endure humiliation and hard support for the integrity of the family and the reputation of the Wu family.
Although he is well-fed, he is not at all as happy as outsiders think.
Wushan recently vacated the first floor of the Wu family's main house to Ma Yang, and Ma Yang will live here if he wants to, so that it will be more convenient for Wushan to find him if he has something; if he doesn't want to, he will go back to his own home.
On this day, Ma Yang happened to pass by the garden and saw Shen Changge sitting alone in the yard, looking sad, and he was so distressed.
It stands to reason that she shouldn't be comforted by an outsider, and her identity level doesn't match, but Ma Yang really can't stand her sad eyes, which makes him more heartbroken than breaking his bowels.
At this moment, the kitchen man walked here with a tray, saying that the chef had made the old lady's favorite durian crisp and was going to send her to the garden.
Ma Yang immediately said: "Leave it to me, it just so happens that I have something to discuss with the old lady." ”
"That couldn't be better. ”
Ma Yang, a man in his 40s, his heart was beating wildly like a young man in his first love at this moment, and it took him a long time to calm himself down temporarily, and he walked in front of Shen Changge with a tray.
Although Shen Changge was in a very bad mood, she was a very cultivated woman, so she still put away her thoughts and politely showed a gentle and friendly smile to Ma Yang.
Ma Yang secretly thought to himself, how nice it would be if he could see your smile every day.
In order to avoid suspicion, in order to explain why he came to deliver durian crisp instead of the kitchen, Ma Yang had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Hello old lady, I'm here to report to you Wushan's recent relationship situation." ”
When Shen Changge heard this, he was really interested: "Oh, please tell me about any progress." ”
In fact, what progress has been made?
Ma Yang had no choice but to say: "Actually, there is nothing substantial, but he said that he prefers to be pure and pure." ”
"Oh," Shen Changge was a little disappointed, "But look at the girls I arranged for him on a blind date before, which one is not pure and lovely?"
Ma Yang: "Maybe it's the right way, but fate is not enough, take your time." ”
Shen Changge: "Yes, this kind of thing seems to be in a hurry. ”
Ma Yang scratched his head and said, "The old lady doesn't seem to be in a good mood, why don't I tell you a joke to make you happy?"
Shen Changge didn't want to hear jokes at all, but she knew that Ma Yang was kind, and out of politeness, she replied: "Okay, I didn't know you could tell jokes." ”
Ma Yang is not a person who can speak well, let alone a person who can tell jokes, he usually buries his head in things.
He finally remembered a so-called joke that he could tell, but he was really a little unsure whether it was funny or not.
"One day, Chang'e was having dinner at home, and suddenly, a figure flashed outside, and Chang'e hurriedly went out to see, oh, it turned out to be Yang Liwei. ”
There was a frighteningly silent look.
Shen Changge reacted for a long time before laughing with difficulty: "Hahaha, interesting." ”
Ma Yang, whose face never turned red, felt a little embarrassed, it must not be funny to look like this, but fortunately he remembered another one.
"A toad doesn't even eat a mosquito, and its companions want to know what is wrong with it. The oldest toad said that it was enough to catch a swan, because the toad wanted to eat swan meat. ”
Ma Yang lowered his head again after speaking, and waited for Shen Changge's reaction for many years.
There was silence again, but this time it was much shorter, and Shen Changge still gave him a kind smile.
Ma Yang said dejectedly: "I know, I am a very boring person, and telling a joke is like reading an obituary." ”
This time Shen Changge really smiled, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Ma Yang, you speak very well, I know that you are a person who is not good at words, but in order to make me happy, force yourself to tell jokes." Thank you, I'm really in a better mood now. ”
Ma Yang looked at Shen Changge gratefully, knowing that she was a kind woman who didn't want to embarrass others, and it was worth it to bear more for her.