The experience of entering the WTO Chapter 5 Lin Kong

"No, what are these words?"

Ye Xuan looked at the words in the textbook in front of him in a daze, not knowing what to do. Although he has not cultivated seriously, he follows a group of old immortals all day long, and he is also a three-year-old young prodigy who can write and martial arts at the age of five, but he didn't expect that after entering the mortal world, he couldn't even recognize all the words.

However, Ye Xuan is not so original, although the words in the textbook in front of him are different from what he has learned since childhood, but the change is not very big, many words can be recognized by himself, he looked around, and also learned the appearance of others, took out his own Chinese textbook and spread it out, and then sat and looked at Zhang Qing.

"Students, in this class, we will talk about Tao Yuanming's "Words of Return"

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Three classes passed in one afternoon, the first Chinese class was okay, although the text was a little obstructive, but what the teacher said was still completely understandable, and the chemistry class and English class in the back were not good, the whole two classes, Ye Xuan listened to it in the clouds, and basically didn't understand a word of what the teacher said.

"It seems that I have to find a way to learn all the things in the mundane world" After school in the afternoon, most of the students in the class went to eat, Ye Xuan threw a Bigu Dan that he brought out of the village into his mouth, frowned and thought.

"Huh?" Ye Xuan, who was planning the trajectory of his future life in his heart, suddenly felt that someone had stabbed his arm, turned his head to look, and saw his tablemate Lin Kong, looking at himself steadily:

"What's wrong?" Ye Xuan asked.

Lin Kong looked at his new tablemate, and asked curiously, "You're not going to eat?"

Ye Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, the mortal world is not like his own village, where people still maintain the habit of eating three meals a day, and immediately made up a reason: "Well, I'm not very hungry and don't want to eat." ”

After speaking, Ye Xuan looked around, and found that he and Lin Kong were already left in the classroom, and asked rhetorically, "Why don't you go to eat?"

Lin Kong didn't speak, just stared at Ye Xuan up and down.

Ye Xuan couldn't figure out what Lin Kong meant: "Eh, what's wrong?"

"It's not that I'm not hungry, it's you who stop me. Lin Kong stared at Ye Xuan and said seriously.

Ye Xuan looked to both sides, Lin Kong's seat was leaning against the window, and his side was the aisle, didn't he just block him, and quickly got up and got out of the way: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

Lin Kong didn't say a word, stood up and walked away on his own.

Now only Ye Xuan was left in the classroom, and after exhaling, Ye Xuan sat down again.

"Huh?"

Out of the corner of his eye, Ye Xuan inadvertently saw something on his desk, and couldn't help but look at it curiously.

Lin Dong's desk was very messy, full of scattered papers, basically every piece of paper was painted with Tai Chi gossip and other things, Ye Xuan was idle, so he took a few and flipped through them.

"Heh, I didn't expect that there were also people in the mortal world who studied metaphysics. ”

To tell the truth, the things written and painted on Lin Kong's paper, in Ye Xuan's eyes, are tantamount to pediatrics, and even these pediatrics, there are many places that are wrong, Ye Xuan, who saw it, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"How can Tai Chi understand that?"

"Yin and Yang are opposites, isn't this nonsense?"

"This, this, alas!"

Lin Kong filled the table with paper, Ye Xuan, who was watching it, was speechless for a while, so he simply took Lin Kong's pen, held it in his hand and made a few awkward gestures, and then buried his head in Lin Kong's paper to revise it.

"What are you doing!"

Ye Xuan was changing, and suddenly felt that something was blocking his light, and when he looked up, he found Lin Kong standing beside him with a gloomy face, looking at him with a pair of eyes.

"You're back" Ye Xuan thought that Lin Kong was going back to his seat, so he quickly got up and gave up his seat.

"I ask you what you're doing!"

Ye Xuan also heard the anger in Lin Kong's voice at this time, and the object of his anger seemed to be himself, and he wondered: "What are you doing, what's wrong?"

Lin Kong stared at Ye Xuan for a few more seconds, and waited until several nearby classmates noticed this, before grabbing his own paper on Ye Xuan's desk and walking to his seat, and said coldly: "Don't mess with my things without my permission in the future!"

"Eh" Ye Xuan reacted to what was going on, it turned out that it was because he took Lin Kong's things.

"No, I'm that" Ye Xuan originally wanted to explain something, but seeing that Lin Kong didn't care about himself at all, he smiled wryly, sat down and stopped talking.

"You drew these?"

Ye Xuan turned his head and saw Lin Kong looking at him, holding his papers in his hands.

"Well, it's me. Ye Xuan was furious by Lin Kong's eyes, and nodded.

"Is it really you?" Lin Kong's eyes widened suddenly, and he leaned forward suddenly, a big face almost stuck to Ye Xuan's face, and his two hands unconsciously grabbed Ye Xuan's shoulders.

Looking at Lin Kong's shining eyes, Ye Xuan swallowed and spit, pushed Lin Kong hard, and said nervously: "It's me." ”

Hearing Ye Xuan admit again, Lin Kong jumped up excitedly and hugged Ye Xuan: "Haha, brother, brother!

"Wait!" Ye Xuan hurriedly struggled to push Lin Kong away, stroked the goosebumps on his arm, and said vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"

"Eh" Lin Kong was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, he was a little too excited, and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Hehe, I'm excited for a while." ”

"What the hell is going on?" Ye Xuan asked as he distanced himself from Lin Kong a little.

Lin Kong didn't care about Ye Xuan's movements, and still asked excitedly, "Brother, can you teach me these things?"

Ye Xuan looked at the paper Lin Kong was holding, and raised his eyebrows: "Metaphysics?"

Lin Kong said excitedly: "Yes, metaphysics! It is metaphysics! Brother, can you teach me? If you teach me, you are my own brother, I will listen to you in the future, and I will do whatever you ask me to do!"

Ye Xuan squinted and thought about it, and found that it was not harmful to himself, so he asked, "If I teach you, you really listen to me for everything?"

"Yes! I'll listen to you!"

Ye Xuan's face slowly swelled with a wicked smile: "You can do whatever you want?"

"Eh, yes" Now it was Lin Kong's turn to furious.

"Smack!" Ye Xuan stretched out his left hand and slapped Lin Kong on the shoulder: "Good brother, brother has recognized you!"

"Really?" Hearing Ye Xuan's words, Lin Kong immediately became excited, and also stretched out his left hand, just slapped it on Ye Xuan's left hand, and shook it vigorously: "Haha! Big brother!"

"Sick, these two!"

Ye Xuan, who was excited that he had a little brother for nothing, and Lin Kong, who was also excited that he finally had a "great god" to teach him metaphysics, turned his head to look at the source of the sound at the same time, and found that all the people in the classroom were looking at the two of them like fools:

"Two perverts!"

"Ahem" Ye Xuan and Lin Kong immediately turned red, quickly let go of each other, coughed dryly twice, opened a book on their desk, and pretended to read it.