Sophie went to a western restaurant after work to buy a lot of takeaways and went home, and she struggled to open the door with three bags of takeaways.

Fu Shubao glanced at the wall clock, it was only past seven o'clock, he put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked to Sophie: "Come back so early?"

"Say you're going to class today!" she handed over the plastic bag.

"Next time call me downstairs to help. Fu Shubao took the plastic bag. Sophie's heels were as high as walking on his toes, and the heels were so thin that he was worried that the heels would not stand it.

Sophie took off her shoes and kicked aside, her bag and jacket rested on the dining chair, and she took off her earrings and said, "Class will be in fifteen minutes." ”

Fu Shubao put down the plastic bag, sat back at the table and hurriedly chopped the rice.

Sophie came out and saw him gobbling up, and picked up and hit the table without asking for help: "First lesson, table manners." ”

Fu Shubao was choked, and he didn't have time to cover his mouth, the rice 'poof' sound spewed out, and he coughed out of breath.

Sophie avoided it in disgust: "Deduct points! Deduct ten points!"

Uncle Fu almost coughed out of his lungs, and pointed at Sophie with a red face.

"What's wrong? not convinced?" said Sophie, holding her chin high.

Uncle Fu finally coughed enough, and he said angrily: "You are not an official, and you deduct me ten points for no reason, of course I am not convinced." ”

"Official, I'm your mentor. Sophie waved her head and stood tall in a posing manner.

"Eighty before you see the official, I thought you were mistaken!" Fu Shubao sneered.

"Haven't you heard of the preschool?"

"Okay! The pre-school test score is not the official credit, you can deduct it casually!" Fu Shubao raised his hand, not caring at all.

"If you don't pass the pre-school test, you won't even be eligible for admission. Sophie hummed.

Fu Shubao's black pupils turned, stood in front of his chest with one palm, and thought in pieces: "The matter of admission is just an idea, and it has not yet become a fact, and you have no evidence, so why should I be guilty? It is better to wait for me to enter the school, you have evidence, and it is not too late to deduct my points!"

Sophie held on and didn't ask anyone to knock her head, glared at her nostrils and shouted: "You learn Tang Seng again, I will punish you to go to the balcony for one night." ”

Fu Shubao touched the top of his head and muttered: "Don't let others see you like this, people will think that you are possessed by the Bull Demon King." ”

Sophie's nostrils dilate and she growls a warning from her nose.

Fu Shubao kept nodding, and pointed at Sophie again, with an expression of "you recognize it".

Sophie squinted at the spot, not asking for a poke at his armpit.

Uncle Fu bounced up suddenly, laughing and begging for mercy: "King, spare your life!"

Sophie put away her wrist and didn't ask for help, put it in front of her mouth and blew it gently, and said arrogantly: "Will the shrimp soldiers and crabs dare to challenge me?"

"King, don't dare!" Fu Shubao arched his hand, and the king said loudly.

"Hmph! count you as acquaintances!" Sophie picked off her hair without asking for help, and her head followed it, and her long curly hair flicked and flicked, so she was not chic.

Fu Shubao grinned at it, and stretched out his index finger tremblingly: "King, are you dirty?"

Sophie was stunned, looked at Fu Shubao's armpits, and became angry: "Dirty is also dirty, take it and wash it, and come back to class after washing." ”

Fu Shubao smiled and went to wash without asking for help, and sat back at the table with a smile.

Sophie untied the plastic bags and spread out the takeaway boxes on the table, as rich as a buffet.

Fu Shubao couldn't help churning in his stomach when he looked at it, and he vomited a lot of stomach gas.

Sophie didn't need to ask anyone to beat him: "You have to hold back your stomach, if you can't bear it, you have to keep your voice quiet, and you have to cover your mouth." ”

"How can you bear the physiological reaction, tell you to fart and try back!" Fu Shubao retorted.

"Well said! You have to endure the fart, and if you can't bear it, you can immediately use your words to cover up the sound of the fart, understand?"

"Where's the silent fart?"

"Good question! You have to pretend to be looking around casually and divert the gaze of others. ”

"If you are low, you have to push it to others. Uncle Fu pouted.

"It's not so serious, it's just that the suspicions are set up to clear up, and others will do the same, it depends on who is calm enough and who plays well, understand?"

"It's like a test of acting. ”

"That's right! High-class social occasions are all about who can pretend. ”

No wonder you are pretending to be a dog outside, who will see through your Bull Demon King, Sun Wukong attributes?

Sophie said: "Cocktail parties generally offer snacks, drinks, wine, white wine and champagne, and these are some of the snacks. She nunu chin, "You pick some to eat." ”

"I'm so full!" Sophie said fifteen minutes later, and he rushed to eat, and now the food was still stuck in his throat!

Sophie slapped the table: "It's so full! Eat a little bit no matter how much you want, it's polite." ”

Uncle Fu picked a biscuit, which was knocked down by Sophie, she twisted her eyebrows and said: "Cookies are dry and fragile, it is best not to pick this kind of food, first, it is easy to get dirty, and secondly, if someone comes to talk to you while eating, it is particularly difficult to swallow, and the cake will squirt out, and then pick!"

"Why! I could swallow it at once. ”

Sophie waved and didn't ask for help: "You try?" she counted to three, "Speak." ”

"Speak. Uncle Fu opened his mouth wide.

She pointed to the cookies, "Come again." ”

This time Sophie counted twice: "Speak." ”

"Talk!" Fu Shubao shook his head.

"Come again. ”

"Baba la la!"

Huh, how could it be swallowed so quickly? No way! Sophie was unconvinced: "Come again." ”

Fu Shubao choked, a strong woman! If I don't squirt, you won't be willing. He took out the cookie that had been hidden under his tongue, took another piece on the table, and put it in to chew.

"Speak. Sophie approached Fu Shubao and looked at it with fiery eyes.

"Bababa!" Fu Shubao opened the cake, and the crumbs squirted out like a fountain.

"Oops, what are you doing?" said Sophie, who was sprayed all over her face, screaming and bounce away.

"Accident!" Fu Shubao replied solemnly.

“… Hmph, now believe it, right? I can't be wrong. She said as she popped the tip of her nose off.

Uncle Fu held back a smile and nodded.

"Keep going to class, pick!"

Salads, sausages, burgers, pork chops, skewers, pasta, cakes... Fu Shubao picked a pork chop from it, and was beaten down by Sophie, she pointed to the pork chop and chicken wings and said: "Don't pick large pieces of food, you have to cut and tear them, it's easy to lose the etiquette when you eat pasta, salads, soups, and utensils are not suitable, go pick some one by one." ”

Fu Shubao pointed to the sausages, plum burgers and cakes.

Sophie nodded in satisfaction: "So remember! It's safest to eat small pieces of food without utensils, understand?"

The host's family invites a buffet, that is, you pay for the guests to eat all the food, you have to pick and choose, not to mention waste, and it is a waste of the host's mind, this is not rude?

"Okay! You keep these points in mind, and make sure you're safe when it comes to eating. After Sophie finished speaking, she took a chicken wing and nibbled on it, and seeing that Uncle Fu didn't move, she chewed the chicken and said, "Why are you still pestleing?

Uncle Fu was so strong that he wanted to vomit, and he was reluctant to fork the sausage and chew it slightly.

"Learn well! Don't eat like a hungry dog, so sometimes I eat before I go to a drinking party. Sophie spat out the chicken wing bones and went to get a spoon and drink the soup with her hands full of oil.

Seeing that she was eating to her heart's content, her face was full of oil, Fu Shubao sighed secretly and asked, "Isn't this tiring?"

Sophie swallowed the soup, stuffed a large piece of lettuce into her mouth, and said indistinctly: "I'm not tired! It's good to get used to it, I've been going out with my mentors, seniors, and seniors since my sophomore year. ”

She sucked the pasta, as if thinking of something, and laughed out loud: "The first time I went to the award ceremony with my senior sister to be a hostess lady, I nodded all day long, I felt that I was wronged again, and I secretly cried when I went back to the dormitory." ”

Fu Shubao couldn't laugh at all. The sausage seemed to be deliberately against it, rolling around on the plate and not allowing it to be poked.

"When I first went to the dinner party, I saw that the seniors and even the tutors were terrible, and I felt disgusted, and I became numb when I endured it. Later, I famously said to myself, 'I Sophie want to be as fake as I want, just let the horse come!'"

"At that time, you would still laugh at yourself, the edges and corners were not smoothed out. "Uncle Fu finally forked the sausage.

"That's right, don't you just come here now if you want to be round and flat?" she pointed at Fu Shubao with a fork, "But what! Don't forget that you must be glamorous and beautiful in front of people, in the real society, you look at people with dog eyes, kit name brands, and talk decently, people will respect you a little." ”

Seeing that the tip of her nose was stained with tomato sauce, Fu Shubao raised his hand and drooped it again.

Eating and eating, a breath of stomach gas surged up, Fu Shubao's throat shrank, and he swallowed the stomach qi back. It turns out that there are some things that can really be endured, but isn't this painful for yourself? Fu Shubao thought to himself.

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