I originally wanted to write about the Waterloo of life, but, first, let's ask ourselves if we are not as good as my cousin Napoleon, and secondly, it seems that it is not so tragic!

Well, it's a mudslide.

My work at Luyuan Group has entered the countdown.

On Sunday, our Big Three were supposed to take turns on duty. On that day, I wore the armband of the star officer, majestic, dejected, and sluggish to inspect the flowers and plants of the 4S store.

In the language of the writer, sweeping the turn of the factory, I suddenly saw a group of people, the first general, it was the vanguard general, and the army was also!

The back of the flag book is a big official book, "Liu".

But when I saw him, I was cowardly before fighting, the helmet was low in the saddle, the left heel pedal on the left instep, the right heel on the right instep, with Tianhe, Zilong, Yao and Shun, to go to the Golden Zodiac and rescue Athena, this little girl.

Well, the peerless Pegasus Meteor Boxing, more than 10,000 punches were punched in one minute, and not a single punch was punched (thanks to Lu Xin and Yuhao for the cross talk theme)...

The call came, Yang Zijiang's old father-in-law came to visit his uncle from Zhoukou, Henan. I had to call my wife and Qingqing to participate in the reception.

There is no way, buddy can only ask Mr. Wu for help.

"Go!" he waved his hand. "If there are any Henan specialties, get some back and taste them. ”

"Hey, you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, I am from Zhoukou, Henan (Beijing), holding your little furry hand, gently biting it, ah! That's what describes you both, right?"

Outside the living room, waiting for someone to be Tarzan, I laughed and joked to my old classmates.

"Hehehe", Qingqing's wife pursed her lips and laughed with Yang Zijiang's wife, Niu Na.

In all fairness, these two girls are about the same look. It's just that my Qingqing wife is more simple, as sung in the song, where the peach blossoms bloom, the peach blossoms reflect the girl's face.

Niu Nali, but like a ripe flower, swaying and colorful.

"Hahaha, old classmate, you're still so ghostly!"

Yang Zijiang was also overjoyed and pointed at me.

"Oh, I'll show you around. ”

Niu Na is very enthusiastic and is a good hostess.

"Dad, sister, I'm not going, Aunt Niu, please help me turn on the TV, okay?"

The son sat down, on the couch, and said politely.

"Okay. I almost forgot about the little handsome guy. ”

Niu Na twisted her hips, and against the backdrop of the pink red cheongsam, she was full of style.

She turned on the 48-inch rear projection TV and went upstairs with Qingqing's wife.

Well, Qingqing's wife must look good when she wears a cheongsam! No, she is still a little young, in a few years, under the nourishment of buddy love, she will definitely be more beautiful than Niu Na!

I was in my heart.

A few years later, Yangzijiang divorced and remarried.

Don't be rude to other people's housework, don't even make any negative comments, at Niu Na's request, the buddy implemented the principle of stern euphemism and ambiguity, and the righteousness was awe-inspiring, but he ended the conversation of persuading Zijiang to "rein in the precipice and turn back to the shore", which is worthy of Niu Na!

The friendly exchanges between the two families over the years have also turned into red dust, and the clouds are light and light.

That's an afterword.

"You kid, you and your wife have said your nickname, are Lao Liu busy?"

Yang Zijiang and I were in the study, swallowing clouds and spitting fog.

"Hehe, I didn't dare to say it!"

I looked around and laughed.

"Old classmate, tell me, how do women take care of them in order to become more and more beautiful?"

Zijiang looked solemn. Inquire.

"Ah, I also met Qingqing's wife, so I realized a little.

In fact, every girl has a princess living in her heart!

In his head, there is a prince charming. Do you believe it?"

I was filled with emotion.

"Tell me my wife, who is only three years younger than me. A lot of times, it's still coquettish. ”

Yang Zijiang said helplessly.

"Hahaha, I want to tell you how to make the woman you love more beautiful!"

I'm pretending to be sophisticated in cramming.

"My experience is: women are like flowers and water, and they are beautiful because of the nourishment of love.

In my opinion, happy women tend to glow with a unique atmosphere, gentle and sensual that intoxicates men.

As the saying goes, a lover's eye is in the eye, so when there is love, you will definitely feel that the other person is the most beautiful and moving. In other words, a woman's beauty depends on the man's love for her, and a woman who is eternally in love will always give you a feeling of being more and more beautiful. On the contrary, women will become more and more dull in their married life because of the lack of love. ”

I continued to fly freely.

"Old classmate, you can, you have a deeper experience than my second marriage. Zijiang sighed, "Actually, Niu Na is good at everything, but she is always materially extravagant." ”

"Hahaha, Zijiang, I don't know if I'm right or not, let's encourage you. ”

I said lightly.

"One part of love is the heart, the other part of love is the body, and there is another part of love, which is not so important, but it cannot be ignored, that is, money!!

One of the most direct manifestations of a man's love for a woman is that he is willing to work hard to make money for a woman and is willing to spend a lot of money for a woman. Where a man's money is spent, his heart is placed.

The famous female writer Zhang Ailing said: Spending his money, my heart is happy. Spend his money, not because of the greed of women. Because a woman is not a man who will spend his money, it is also a prudent choice to spend thousands of sails, a woman uses whether she can spend his money to verify his love, and a man uses whether she is willing to spend his money to test her love. So a man is willing to spend his money on the woman he loves. ”

Zijiang laughed out loud and gave me an affectionate punch.

"Hehehe, you're a great kid, but how do you explain those shrews?"

After a sigh, I said slowly.

"I don't know why some women become shrews when they get married? Actually, I'm a complete failure when it comes to marriage. But since I met my Qingqing wife, I suddenly had some realization, perhaps, the responsibility for the unhappiness of the previous marriage is mainly on me, always blindly avoiding the contradictions, instead of solving them with heart, and patient communication is not enough.

In fact, women are born with ice and jade:

When a man holds his woman in the palm of his hand and cares for her, she will become a precious diamond like no other in the world, reflecting a dazzling light.

When a man tramples her to the ground, she will turn into a slag of broken glass, cutting through the man's flesh and blood, and shedding painful tears.

Some men think that marrying a wife like a flower is the joy of life, but a man who is really capable can raise his woman as beautiful as a fairy. Perhaps, we should not always want to fold the blooming delicate flowers, and a happy marriage is not actually looking around. When a man pampers his wife like a baby in the palm of his hand, his wife will give more and more for her husband. Ten years, twenty years, Chinese New Year's Eve, and strive to become his most intimate wife. Just like my current lover, I feel that the wilderness of my soul is full of flowers, and the foggy sea of life has a warm and bright lighthouse. ”

I'm happy to say.

"Hahaha, I can't see it, old classmate, you are so philosophical?"

Yang Zijiang laughed.

The door was pushed open, and Qingqing's wife, with tears on her face, walked in with Niu Na.

"Husband, we all heard, oh, it turns out that in your heart, I am so important? In this life, I love you! Thank you! Husband. ”

Qingqing's wife, affectionate, teary-eyed.

"Hey, hey, I'm just, a little idea."

In front of my classmates, I still feel a little numb and embarrassed.

"Zijiang, look at it, look at it, you have to study hard with the army!"

Niu Na was not satisfied, and said about her old classmates.

"Hahaha, okay!"

Zijiang raised his right hand and made an oath.

"Hey, husband, why do people call you, Lao Liu is busy?"

Qingqing's wife, remembering it, asked curiously.

"Well, this, that, ah, isn't it?"

I blushed and stammered.

"Hahaha, little sister-in-law, let me tell you! This guy is completely wronged! He has graduated from college, and he is still practicing children's skills!"

Zijiang told the story.

"Actually, it was a classmate in a dormitory of Dajun, named Geng Zhi, who was good at Mandarin, and came back from Shenyang, and one morning, at the door of the teaching building, I met an old classmate who skipped class to attend a lecture on Western aesthetics.

"Lao Liu, busy?"

I haven't seen him for a few days, and Geng still misses him, and he greets him enthusiastically and happily.

Well, busy.

The army has no intention of answering casually.

Our class flower, "Duduzui", and "Jiaojiao" from Shandong, returned to the dormitory to ponder, old rascal? Ah, appropriate!

No wonder they're all about to graduate, and they can't find a girlfriend!

Hum!

The nickname is not far away!"

"Hehehe, husband, you are really pitiful, isn't there a beautiful woman in college who likes you?"

Qingqing's wife sat down and held my hand affectionately.

"Hehe, just the nickname of my buddy, how many beauties who have just fallen in love have been scared away!"

I said helplessly, how many turns and forks there are in life! Just such an inconspicuous nickname has killed how many happy and flat life trajectories and wonderful harmonious life possibilities have been killed.

"Actually, in college, I was still versatile, what speeches, cross talk, debates, as well as track and field and football, all of which I once won, a big piece of hearts and screams under the blue sky!

However, no little beauty dares to rain at night with her buddy Bashan.

Li Shangyin's "Bashan Night Rain"

Jun asked that the return date was not scheduled, and the night rain in Bashan rose in the autumn pool. He cut the candles in the west window together, but when it rained at night in Bashan.

What's even more infuriating is that my little sister, who has just entered the school, is attracted by my masculinity from the inside out. If you want to fight hard, the moth fights the fire, before taking off, the senior sister will show up and say, that person is good! But the reputation is not very good, what about the old rascal?

So, the buddies who are already out of love only have the Green Lantern Lonely Temple, and they are dedicated to serving the Buddha!"

I still thought in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it, for fear that Qingqing's wife would be jealous.

Slowly, under the hint of Freud's psychology, my low self-esteem worsened, and I was almost unable to carry out a normal relationship!

That's why the cuckoo waited for 10 years without success!

"Hehehe, husband. It turns out that you also have such a miserable Coke past?"

Qingqing's wife smiled brightly, and the flowers and branches trembled.

"Hey, hey, so, the pen name is very important, don't dare to take it randomly!

I beat my chest with a pretending to be apprehensive.

"Hahaha! Husband, you are so cute! I love you to death!"

Qingqing's wife, she can't help it, and she is about to pounce.

"Ahem! ahem. It's not suitable for children, don't look at indecent things!"

Yang Zijiang hurriedly coughed loudly.

"Oh, husband, have you smoked too much?

Niu Na was in a hurry and wanted to go out to find medicine.

"Hahaha, hehehe", I, Yang Zijiang, and Qingqing's wife all laughed!

Niu Na who left a question mark on her face.

Out of the living room, Niu Na touched her son's head and asked gently: "Little handsome guy, your TV is very small, right?"

"Hey, don't touch it, my dad said, a man's head can't be touched!"

The kid stumbled to the side, his little face flushed.

"Hehe, little ghost, it's quite personal!"

Niu Na, not angry at all, said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, Xiao Rui is good! Auntie is not an outsider. ”

Qingqing's wife walked over, touched his head, and comforted him.

"Well, sister, Uncle Yang's TV is also very big! However, it's still not as big as my sister's!"

The kid said affectionately.

"Oh, is your TV big?"

Niu Na was skeptical.

"Hehe, it's my parents' house. It's pretty much the same as this one. ”

Qingqing's wife is modest.

"Hahaha, old classmate, do you know how this big color TV came about? Friends, I sent it during the Spring Festival this year!"

Yang Zijiang saw that there was a bit of disharmony. Hurry up and joke.

"Hehehe, I won't accept gifts during the holidays this year, I won't receive gifts!

I smiled cooperatively.

"Yes, my husband plays mahjong, fights to the end, and wins!"

Niu Na, said proudly.

After waiting for 2 hours, Yang Zijiang's father-in-law and mother-in-law entered the house.

That night, they made a large table of Hui dishes.

The old classmate was not good at drinking, so I accompanied his father-in-law and Niu Na to drink and get drunk.

"Oh, Xiao Liu, your wife is so beautiful, ah, Zhong!"

The mother-in-law of the old classmate praised it violently!

"It's just that you're too young! You kid, you don't look good, what are you doing, you eat tender grass. ”

Dude is embarrassed, is there such a boast? I don't know how to answer.

"Hmph, my sister doesn't dislike my dad, right? ”

The son picks up vegetables for his sister.

"Yes, we are a family, never separated!

Qingqing's wife looked at me with a look of admiration.

"Ah, what's this called, sister, dad, it's messed up, it's all messed up!"

Yang Zijiang's mother-in-law has a headache!

A few days later, on July 3, the Putuo subsidiary of Luyuan Group, the first half of the production analysis meeting was routinely held.

Halfway through this meeting, I was fired from the fire!