I originally wanted to be lazy and mix Brother Jin's trip to Xishuangbanna 15 years later with my first meeting in 2004.

For example, "Hey, Brother Jin, I've seen you 15 years later." At that time, you came to Banna and took your wife on a tour."

I guess he'll be taken aback.

In fact, why the novels of the crossing have sprung up after the rain, because there is indeed a theoretical basis.

My beloved brother, named Instein, had such a prophecy.

In 1905, Albert Einstein explained a "singular" world in his "special theory of relativity" in this way: the universe we live in can be seen as a four-dimensional space-time, and as the speed of motion increases, the flow of time will slow down, and the spatial scale will be shortened. In 1915, Albert Einstein further proposed his theory of gravity, called "General Relativity". Also in this "singular" world, the structure of space-time bends and the flow of time slows down under the influence of massive objects (i.e., strong gravitational fields). Four-dimensional time can be bent like three-dimensional space.

So, on the other hand, "wormholes" seem more reasonable.

Shortly after the publication of the general theory of relativity, in 1935 Albert Einstein theorized the existence of a "wormhole" - that is, a "gap" in the space-time structure composed of two "black holes" connected by wormholes - a tunnel through space and time. In other words, as long as a stable wormhole can be built, it can span time and space. Mathematicians call this a situation "multiply co."

ected space）。

The famous Los Alamos National Laboratory (Los Alamos Natio

al Lab) scientists are already pioneering how wormholes can be used. They have taken antimatter a little deeper: this strange antimatter has long existed only in theory, and now they have succeeded in proving that antimatter also exists in our real world. And it is concluded that the super (gravitational) force field of the wormhole can also be neutralized by antimatter. (There is an interesting difference between "positive matter" and "antimatter", the former having a "positive mass" that produces energy, and the latter having a "negative mass" that sucks out the surrounding energy.) ）。

A highly technologically advanced spaceship separates the entrances to the wormhole from each other. If both ports are placed in a suitable place in the space, the time difference will remain constant. Assuming that the difference is 10 years, an astronaut who crosses the wormhole from one direction will jump to the future in 10 years, and conversely, if an astronaut crosses the wormhole from the other direction, he will jump back for 10 years. It sounds like science fiction, but it's a real research project that NASA is going to fund.

Due to the large number of mysterious disappearances of aircraft and ships in the Bermuda Triangle, and the frequent occurrence of UFOs and USOs, it is reasonable to consider this the most suspicious object (of the entrance to the time portal).

Thus, we have the tragic grandmother paradox:

If a person really "went back in time" and killed his maternal grandmother before his mother conceived him, would the intertemporal traveler himself still exist?

However, physics research is not all tragedy, it also has elements of cross talk sketches!

1957 physicist Hugh Eve

Based on quantum mechanics, ETT proposed the "multiple worlds theory", which believes that the evolution process of the universe from the "Big Bang" is like a fork in the road, and the divergence is the quantum transfer caused by a key event, and the separated worlds will produce differences and become multiple "parallel worlds" or "equal dimensional universes". And, physicist Stephe

Hawki

g It is also pointed out that countless universes are connected to each other through "wormholes". You go back in time, but it's not your own world, it's a dimensional dimension similar to your history. In this way, even if you kill your grandmother, she is indeed dead in that world, but when you return to the future, she is still alive and well.

Here, I, a small accountant in the East China Sea, decided to give the physics masters a flickering fire.

"Why, lovely giants, do you have to remember the basic knowledge or so-called axioms that humans have created themselves, or that are congenitally subjectively conjectured?

The Buddha said, be persistent, but not obsessive! Jump out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements.

Einstein was very ambivalent, he led the overthrow of Newtonian mechanics and played with quantum mechanics, but in his later years, he regretted it and resolutely said: God does not play with dice. Heisenberg was decisive, well, God was curious! He also learned to roll the dice!

The rising star Heisenberg famously said: Whether a theory is correct depends on whether he is crazy enough!

Ah, senior, I'm also enthusiastic.

Corollary 1: Time, you can retire.

Since all the contradictions and paradoxes point to time, and it does come from our assumptions, it is a delusion, remove it!

Corollary 2: The second law of thermodynamics, laid-off.

The entropy in the universe is always increasing.

The law is said in all seriousness.

Hey, I don't understand, can a small law of thermodynamics rule our ever-changing world?

Corollary 3: The spatial dimension is a mathematician's toy

It is said that it has developed to 11 dimensions, but it is not that complicated. Like a Rubik's Cube.

Corollary 4, the four basic forces, can be unified.

Gravitational forces, electromagnetic interaction forces, weak interaction forces, strong interaction forces, for some reason, cannot be unified.

Referring to antimatter, if there is a reaction force, it should be possible to unify.

Corollary 5: The universe is finite and boundary.

Corollary 6: The smallest unit of matter, the "Daozi", exists.

Corollary 7: Parallel universes exist like a kaleidoscope.

Corollary 8: When you are young, God does roll the dice! But when people reach middle age, they are entangled in family affairs and quit gambling!

The simple meaning is: after we continue to study and find that after transcendence, nothing is uncertain, and there will be no more inaccuracy!

The key is how courageous we, human beings, have to discard what we have created.

Like, currency, can you be brave enough to say that from this day forward, buddies don't worship it anymore"?

ε=( ́ο'*)))Alas! Talking so much nonsense, in fact, I just want to be able to turn back time one day, I want to ask Qingqing's wife, why are you doing?

In order not to be too shocking, let's follow the rules and narratives!

Yesterday.

After Mengla Wangtianshu Siyu, Yiwupin Pu'er (one of the six tea mountains in Banna), Menghan poured auspicious water, and released peacocks in the forest park, Jin Ge Tiema and his sister-in-law ended their trip to the southern border and returned with me.

In Mansainan Village, our group also encountered a specially prepared long table banquet, which is the grandest and most distinctive banquet method of the Dai people.

The long table banquet was filled with the most distinctive foods of the Dai family, such as grilled wild river fish and sweet and sour pineapple rice.

The long table can be placed as long as you want, and if you can't put it, you can put it in several rows.

Whenever everyone raised their glasses, there was always a leader who shouted: "Tagu ——!" and everyone shouted: "Sui Sui Sui!"

"Duogu" is the meaning of "wine" in Dai language, and "year" means "drink".

I think that according to the Chinese pronunciation, it also means abundant harvest, ha! At the long table banquet, people of other nationalities will present their songs. The banquet reached its peak, and the people who could sing and dance provoked a cheerful peacock dance and blew the gourd silk.

Xiaoyu and the little girl drove us to Jinghong City (Jinghong: formerly known as Yun Jinghong, "Yun" is "city", "Jinghong" is "dawn", together it is "the city of dawn". Legend has it that when the Buddha Shakyamuni missionary arrived in the city, it coincided with the dawn of the day, so he gave it the name "City of Dawn". Gasa (meaning Jinshazi's bazaar) International Airport.

Before entering the security check, the little girl held a red thread and had to tie it to my hand for her mother.

I guess it's to bless peace or something.

As soon as he raised his head, Xiaoyu's big eyes like autumn water, and the mist rose.

The plane rushed into the blue sky, but my flight was in the northeast direction, and the Jin Ge Iron Horse, they were flying due north and west.

Looking at the clouds again, well, a bit of a snowy mountain smell.

Back to the main text.

The phone was connected, and in the morning, Qingqing's wife went to work and his son went to school.

Liu is unemployed and unemployed at home.

"Hey, old classmate, where did you go yesterday? ”

Yangtze River, for the first time, seemed a little flustered.

"Hehe, I accompanied Qingqing's wife to travel to Sanya. ”

I thought to myself, why is this so urgent?

"You don't know, I have a small company in Inner Mongolia, and now the boss says that I want to invest more, and he also says that if I don't have money, I have to close the store!

The old classmate's daughter-in-law and Qingqing's wife talk on the phone every once in a while. Sometimes, they also go out on weekends, go shopping, eat snacks or something.

Niu Na also boasted, "Well, Shanshan is more real than your original girlfriend, not comparing, not vain." “

Hahaha, it's my Qingqing wife who is sensible, okay? If you want to compare, you may not be able to compare with her. People think that husbands are old classmates, don't hurt the harmony because they are strong.

It's good for you, you always say that I am a clean wife, and I am poor!

"Oh, Shanshan, you see that you are so beautiful, why are you looking for it blindly? Who is not better than your husband in the streets? ”

Qingqing's wife said to me, and said with contempt, "Hmph! She is from the countryside, and the powder is so thick." My mother, what a picky woman, she said yes, and said that women, youth and beauty are very short, or find someone who is distressed and self-motivated, and that's fine. ”

This is the same, what kind of blind date show, there is an issue, a female guest looks very ordinary, and said that she wants to find one, rich, powerful, and good-looking, Pan An is angry, gentle as her servant, and loves her like a sea fishing moon (why isn't it a monkey fishing for the moon?).

The host was also angry, oops, beauty, you have come to the wrong place, we don't have the person you want here. The name of the one you are talking about is God, right?

No matter how good the relationship is, it is like lips and teeth, stumbling, it's okay. Look at the mainstream.

It's just that later I stayed away from my old classmate's daughter-in-law.

People gather in kind, things in groups, and many times, it doesn't include your friends' family, do you believe it?

"Hahaha, ok! When are you leaving?"

It's idle anyway.

"Well, I know it's a bit urgent, you send me the ID number, and I'll ask Xiaoguan to book a ticket for the afternoon. ”

Old classmate, it seems that you are really anxious!

"Good. ”

I hung up.

Connected to Qingqing's wife's phone, as soon as she heard it, I wanted to leave immediately. Immediately comforted me and said:

"Okay. I'll come back. ”

Half an hour later, Qingqing's wife gasped and flushed, and entered the house.

"Hey, husband, I haven't been to Inner Mongolia either, why don't you take me with you?"

She looked yearning.

"Yes. I'll call Zijiang and book more tickets. ”

With that, I pressed my hand on the replay button on my phone.

"Hey, forget it. My son is in school. I'm not at ease. ”

Biting her lip, she sighed and went into the house to pack up and change her clothes.

Qingqing's wife, threw away the box that my girlfriend bought before. Bought me a sky blue suitcase, not big, but beautiful.

It was full of what she bought for me, razors, T-shirts, shirts, suits, jackets, pants, a few pairs of socks, and even a thermos mug stuffed into it.

also gave me 5,000 yuan, originally I had more than 300 on me, thinking that my old classmate invited me to go, let's just not take him money. But he has to report the round-trip air ticket, food and lodging, right?

It's good to bring it, otherwise, buddy would be timid!

"Bring it!" Qingqing's wife still had a straight face, "Grandma said, the poor family is rich." ”

"Hehe, do you want me to shepherd sheep in Saibei? There are so many clothes, and there is so much money, buy some sheep and open a happy pasture." ”

I scratched her little Yao nose and said with a smile.

"Well, I don't know, how many clothes are appropriate? ”

After she finished speaking, she recited a poem in a low voice.

"If you want to send your clothes, you won't return them, and if you don't send them, your clothes will be cold. Between sending or not sending, it is difficult for concubines to be born. ”

His eyes were filled with tears. But I didn't cry.

"Ahh

I'm also a little sad, in this life, I'm afraid of being outside the long pavilion. Holding her delicate face, she wiped her tears with her mouth.

Salty.

"Well, husband, you have to come back early. I'm afraid people will miss you. ”

She tilted her head and tilted her face with affection.

Grandparents, go out to bask in the sun in the morning, and then talk to the old man and lady in the community, and will come back at noon.

"Well, there's still time. ”

I lifted her face and looked her eyes straight into her eyes.

This is our code!

I don't know why, every time I stare into her eyes like this, my blood boils, and I want to melt in her thousand-foot-deep, peach blossom water.

I picked her up, walked into the bedroom, and kicked the door shut.

"Well, the curtains. ”

Shy, she muttered.

Gently resting on the bed, I turned around and quickly drew the curtains......

"It's dangerous!"

When Grandpa's key turned outside the gate, my wife and I hurriedly put on the last piece of clothing.

That's it, my buddy's underwear is still worn backwards, and on the plane, I sit uncomfortably all the time.

Qingqing wife, her hair is messy, and her cheeks are red.

Luckily, grandpa and grandma, pretending not to see it, just asked me when I was coming back?

At half past one, Qingqing's wife sent me to Hongqiao Airport.

"If you don't cry, it's raining again, where does the water come from?"

In front of the security gate, I wiped her tears with my sleeve.

"Hmm. I, don't cry. Have a safe trip. Come back soon. My son and I, waiting for you. ”

After Qingqing's wife finished speaking, her red lips pecked my lips lightly.

"Hehe, old classmate, happiness!"

Zijiang was waiting for me in the aisle after passing through the security check, but his wife didn't come to deliver it.

Thinking about the little tube just now called Qingqing's wife and sister, her blushing face is so charming and cute, and my heart is also soft.

Hey, big men can't help it, they always come and go like this.

"Hey, it's average, third in the city!"

The buddy responded to Zijiang's envy with self-deprecation.

On the plane, I fell asleep and couldn't hear the laughter of my old classmates.

When Zijiang woke me up, it was just the two of us on the plane.

"Hey, hey, overslept. ”

I'm embarrassed.

"You kid, take it easy. Find a little girl who is so much smaller. ”

Old classmates made fun of me.

I didn't speak, and walked forward in a chaotic manner.

When I arrived at the junction between the bridge and the front hatch, I suddenly heard someone calling me sensually.

"Hey, that's not an army, huh, Liu?"

When I looked closely, it was Roman.

"Hello Master of French!"

I folded my hands and was polite.

"Hahaha, humor, you just. ”

The beautiful stewardess smiled, and the jade hand hit, well, brushed my face.

It turned out that she usually flew international routes, because one of her sisters was sick, and she took a vacation. Fly back to the East China Sea tomorrow morning and fly to New York the day after tomorrow.

Zijiang is very interesting, but it is estimated that it is just the meaning, the hatch is about to close, to make a long story short, I want to ask someone for a phone number. He also said that he would have dinner at the Mongolian camp in the evening, "Is it an honor to invite you to participate? ”

Zijiang's posture of bending down to invite is really handsome, but the buddies can't reach it.

"Hehe, this is my college classmate, Mr. Yang, Mr. Yang. Successful people. ”

I introduce lightly.

"Hehe, it depends, you don't necessarily have time. Well, I didn't have my phone with me. ”

Beautiful women are reserved, and they are very, proud.

"Oh, that's a pity! Yurt, but it's a different style. ”

Old classmate, why aren't you calm?

I sneered.

"So, army, do you want me to go?"

The beauty's eyes lit up.

"Hey, hey, I don't care, anyway, dude is just eating for nothing, ah, not that demented idiot. ”

Pulling the suitcase, I walked out, just like I would fly often in the future, got off the plane, and left the beautiful flight attendant and eye-catching warmth in the cabin, without taking a single piece of paper.

"Flutter. ”

With a smile on her face, I heard her say that she would contact us when she had time.

Baita International Airport, not big.

After stepping off the plane, a very capable man greeted him with a smile.

41, 2 years old, when he smiled, his eyebrows were bent into half a moon, but when he didn't smile, he tilted his head, chewed a toothpick, and looked at him coldly and penetratingly.

When I got into the car, I learned that he was the director of a public security bureau.

"Gaga, Zijiang, I'm looking forward to you! I haven't seen you for half a year, right?"

The man's laughter is characteristic.

"yes, it's been seven months. Hey, didn't Brother Jin and Zhu Zi come?"

The old classmates also smiled.

"Ah, they went to the Mongolian camp first, during the tourist season, take a seat. ”

"Let me introduce, this is my college classmate, Liu Dajun, this is my friend, Brother Gao, Gao Yuan. ”

Brother Gao drove the car, turned his head, and smiled slightly.

"Hey, hello Brother Gao, what do you mean by Hoshi?"

I want to quickly close the distance and humbly ask for advice.

"Ahhh It is the capital of Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region and the political, economic and cultural center, and a national historical and cultural city, with a city area of 17,224 square kilometers and jurisdiction over 4 districts, 4 counties and 1 banner.

Hohhot has a long history and glorious culture, and is one of the birthplaces of Chinese civilization. In the pre-Qin period, King Wuling of Zhao set up Yunzhong County here, so the site is in the southwest of Tuoketuo County. In 1954, it was renamed Hohhot, which means "green city" in Mongolian.

Hohhot is a national historical and cultural city, a national forest city, a national innovative pilot city, a national model city for national unity and progress, a national model city for double support, an excellent tourist city and a top 100 city in economic strength, and is known as the "dairy capital". At the same time, it is also the core city of the Hobaoyin urban agglomeration and the central city of the Hobao-Hubei urban agglomeration.

How about my brother's introduction, is my brother still satisfied?"

Having said so much in one breath, I must have nodded violently.

"Ah, the little brother admires, the old brother is very knowledgeable!"

I also learned his tone.

"Hehehehe".

A carload of people laughed.

At that time, there were not many cars in Hoh, so the speed was very fast. There are few high-rise buildings on both sides, and the city is relatively quaint, but there are also newly built buildings, and the city streets are clean and tidy.

The poplar trees on both sides flashed by.

In the north, it gets dark early, and the street lights are already bright.

The car soon arrived at the Mongolian camp.

Walking into the yurt, a thick middle-aged man stood up, walked over with a big laugh, and punched Zijiang, "Man, you're here, welcome!

"Ah, my college classmate, Liu Dajun. Now he is the financial director of a real estate company in Donghai and a certified public accountant. “

"Oh, that's not a good test. Welcome, new friends. “

Holding Brother Jin's hand, I looked at it carefully.

45, 6 years old, with a Chinese face, thick sword eyebrows, some vicissitudes on the face, and a gentle and vigilant meaning in his eyes. The tiger has a bear waist, afraid of more than 180 pounds, and more than 176 pounds.

"Thank you! I've heard Zijiang talk about you, old hero!"

I reverently stepped forward and shook his big hand.

"Hahaha, heroes are not counted, just do their duty. ”

Brother Jin looked at me scrutinically, and then increased the strength of his hand, and buddy was lucky.

After a while, Brother Jin let go of his numb hand.

"Hahaha, the future is terrifying! Zijiang is not in control! Guy, you are good!"

The first acquaintance seemed uneventful, but what I didn't expect was that this started our 15-year friendship!

In the meantime, I was also inadvertently involved in the magnificent spy war, and I was honored to be his "comrade-in-arms".