Yin and Yang weird foreigner: "You said that Saihei is not, one team becomes two teams......"

This picture is very familiar to Fang Miao, a clip from the Hollywood classic "The Godfather".

It's just a spoof by the author, especially the weird voice, which is logically very incompatible, but Nima, with the actions of the characters in "The Godfather" for Mao, there is a kind of mysterious harmony.

"What do you mean by that...... The top 32 has become the top 33, how can this be grouped. ”

Fang Miao was completely messy, this in itself was a very nonsense thing, but for Mao, he still had a feeling of wanting to know the follow-up plot.

It's so weird.

"You have to kick the girls and change teams!"

"Who's going to do that?"

Then I saw the characters in "The Godfather", and said seriously: "Why don't you transfer the Serbian and Montenegro women's football team to play? ”

What is called talking nonsense with your eyes open, what is called serious nonsense, this is what it is.

Fang Miao became more and more interested, this author is very talented.

"Don't talk about it, their mess, the male is Serbian and the black, the female is Bosnia and Herzegovina, who likes the wave is black? ”

"Poof!" Fang Miao laughed directly, the key is not only that this pair of whites is too nonsense, but also the key is that when it comes to Bosnia and Herzegovina, the characters in the picture actually pointed to their chests with a pen, and there is another mysterious harmony.

If this is filmed, it's nothing, the key is that this is a good cut of the picture, and it doesn't seem to be disobedient at all.

"Why don't we find a country with the most fans in the world?"

"You're talking about the Brazilian team, right?"

"Smack! you fucking nonsense, that's the Huaguo team, and there are hundreds of millions of fans. ”

Seeing this, Fang Miao once again felt the urge to cry, this spoof video seems to be a spoof, but she wants to cry for Mao herself?

Crooked Guoren knows that there are hundreds of millions of Chinese fans, and it is the country with the largest number of fans in the world, but the national football team, forget it, forget it.

In this way, after this divine harmony and nonsense reason, the Chinese team unexpectedly entered the World Cup.

Fang Miao sighed, the author of this video is really talented, he is definitely a true fan, the sad thing is that even in the spoof video, the reason why the Chinese team entered the World Cup turned out to be so nonsense, vaguely saying that if the Chinese team is not unexpected, it will basically not be able to enter the World Cup, how sad.

Next, the picture that appeared, Fang Miao was very familiar, it was the picture of the fans carnivaling in 2002, when the Chinese team entered the World Cup for the only time.

The burden of selecting players fell on the head of the president of the Football Association, Fang Shize, who regularly visited every bar, every casino, and every bathing center that players frequented......

Some players need him to visit in person, and even ask him to go to the police station to pick up people in person.

And the intercepted and hijacking pictures inside, and the dialogue, made Fang Miao couldn't help laughing.

'We don't really have any players here, we were released two days ago. ”

"If you don't hand over the player, I'll take him to the World Cup. ”

"He doesn't know how to play. ”

"Real players TMD don't play ......"

In this paragraph, Fang Miao, as a fan, is very emotional, bars, casinos, bathing centers, and police station regulars, aren't they just sarcastic, those players in Huaguo are often exposed, drinking, gambling, playing match-fixing, doing big health care, etc.?

The phrase "real players can't play TMD" is the real finishing touch.

And this is the most powerful Chinese team in history, known as the sleepwalking team in the rivers and lakes.

In the first game between the Chinese team and the Netherlands, they were beaten 0:14, and even 3 substitutes scored.

In the next game, the Chinese team and the Argentine team faced off, and the Chinese team put out an unprecedented 10.0.0 formation, and it was still 0:0 in stoppage time.

The foul took the ball, he inserted, he went in, he shot, the ball was saved by the goalkeeper.

The next moment, Fang Miao's whole person was stunned.

Wait for the earthquake, the ball is in!

Due to the victory of the Chinese team over the favorite Argentina, which caused a large number of casinos around the world to close, many people lost their money and were naked. In the match against Ivory Coast, a fanatical female fan entered the stadium naked and scored a goal for the Chinese team, and as a result, the Chinese team entered the round of 16 and faced Portugal.

The victory against the Portuguese team came from a footwork mistake by Chinese player Li Tong, who originally passed the ball with a kick and scored the goal by mistake. After that, it was a war with the German team, and the Chinese team bought the referee Mussolini in advance and eliminated the German team 1:0. In the semi-finals, Huaguo's opponent was the footbasin team, and the Huaguo team worked together and defeated the footbasin in eight years. In the final, the Chinese team faced the Brazilian team, and the star Li Yi protected the ball for 89 minutes, but fell in the penalty area due to the lack of physical strength due to a crime, and exchanged penalties for the Chinese team, and finally won the World Cup championship 1:0.

This video of "Huaguo Team Winning the World Cup" lasted nearly 20 minutes, and Fang Miao found that he had watched it without landing a second.

The point is, he laughed a lot when he watched it, but after watching it, he felt the urge to cry when he recalled the content of the video.

As a fan, I am angry with Chinese football, mourn its misfortune, and even fantasize that the Chinese team will win the World Cup, and I need to use all kinds of strange means.

All kinds of accidents, all kinds of coincidences, all kinds of god-like situations.

It is said that this is a video spoofing the Chinese team winning the World Cup, but it is better to say that it is a fan's dissatisfaction with the current situation of Chinese football, as well as the disappointment and despair of the national football team.

I'm already very old, and I implied at the beginning that as a fan, I may not be able to see the Chinese team win the World Cup when I am old.

Fang Miao watched it again, although this was a patchwork spoof video, he had to admit that the author of this work was really talented, and he was definitely a true fan.

Let's take a look at the publisher of the video, Fang Miaole, pseudo fan Lin Xiao.

Fang Miao did not hesitate, from the perspective of fans, this video is definitely a classic among spoof videos, from the perspective of work, this video was released on the eve of the World Cup final, and it undoubtedly has the potential to be a fire.

Youdou.com is not the only video editor, each of them has a place in his hand, there is only one place in a quarter, you can recommend the original video pagination on a video, of course, there is only 6 hours of recommendation time.

Unless they come across a video that has a lot of potential, the potential for a fire, they generally prefer not to use this privilege.

Because it's about their performance.

However, this time Fang Miao did not hesitate too much and directly submitted this video.

Recommended words: Those who laugh until they cry are real fans!

Lin Xiao has been paying attention to it since it was uploaded, this time is different from the last "Pig Killing Knife", this time Lin Xiao has very strong expectations.

This video was released in 2006 in the world of Lin Xiaomeng, and it received more than 12 million views at that time, which is definitely a classic among spoof videos.