Chapter 829: Telling Jokes Again
The abandoned mine cave is very large, extending from the mountain to the underground, but Su Daoyang will not choose that location, he just took Su Nan to live after finding a quiet mine.
"Lord, you wait a minute, I'll sort it out!" Su Nan said.
In fact, the interior of this naturally formed mine is very neat, and there are even some colorful crystal stones hanging on the stone walls.
"No need, I'm not here to live, we're going to rush to the Flying Ascension Altar after healing your injuries!" Su Daoyang rejected Su Nan's idea.
There are too few mining beasts on the periphery, and the number of mining beasts will increase more and more as they move forward, and even not only mining beasts, but even chances.
The fate in the divine realm is not simple, it is a fate left over from ancient times and even at the beginning of the birth of the world, and it is not an exaggeration to make people become gods in one step.
"Lord, I have to trouble you every time, Nan'er has nothing to repay, she can only ......"
"If you don't get anything in return, sit down honestly for me!" Su Daoyang swept away the dust on the ground and took out a futon for Su Nan to sit on.
Su Nan could only sit down stupidly, and didn't say anything with his body, "Lord, do you want to take off your clothes to heal?"
"Why do you want to take off your clothes?" Su Daoyang said seriously.
"How can I treat it without taking off my clothes, I have a wound here!" Su Nan pointed to his abdomen, "I was pierced through the abdomen by a mining beast before, which is also part of the reason why the mineral qi entered my body." ”
"According to my treatment method, you don't need to take off your clothes!" Su Daoyang said solemnly, "But if you have a wound, I can treat it for you first, and recover faster!"
"The wound is a little ugly, the Lord be mentally prepared!" Su Nan said embarrassedly.
"It's okay, just lift it up!"
Su Nan sat cross-legged and said with a red face: "Lord, can you close your eyes first!"
"Okay, call me!" Su Daoyang turned around and closed his eyes.
The sound of untying the wide clothes sounded in his ears, and the voice was accompanied by Su Nan's muffled hum from time to time.
After a long while, Su Nan said in a strange voice: "Lord, I'm ready to take it off!"
Su Daoyang opened his eyes and turned back, the first thing that caught his eye was the fist-thick penetrating wound on Su Nan's abdomen, although the wound had been wrapped in spiritual power, it could be seen that the situation was not optimistic.
"Lord, can I cure this?" Su Nanqiao's face was flushed, at this moment she untied her coat, leaving only the innermost bandeau to cover her shame, and her flat and smooth lower abdomen could be seen at a glance.
"This kind of injury really has to be dealt with first!" Su Daoyang still explained, otherwise Su Nan would be embarrassed if he really thought he was a pervert, "I have the talent for healing, but there is still mineral gas in your wound that has not been cleared, even if it is cured, it will become a dark wound in your body!"
"Lord, why don't you look up at me?" Su Nan said suddenly.
Su Daoyang: "......"
"You remove the spiritual power and let me deal with the wound, the process is a little painful, bear with it for a while!" Su Daoyang went straight to the point.
"Hmm!" Su Nan saw that he just didn't look up, so he could only give up the idea of flirting with the master.
The spiritual power slowly subsided, and a look of pain began to appear on Su Nan's face, before she was able to hold on completely because of the powerful power in her body, although she quickly became a purple mansion, but her foundation was not bad.
"Hiss!" Su Nan's little face tightened, and her brows tightened, all indicating the pain she was suffering at the moment.
"Bear with me!"
Su Daoyang's spiritual power turned into a knife, and directly snorted and slashed away the rotten flesh on the wound that was completely corroded by the mineral gas.
Su Nan's face was covered with cold sweat, but he didn't say a word, and his miserable little face made people feel distressed.
"Fairy!"
The blood streaks entered Su Nan's body along the wound, and after a while, he saw that the dark yellow mineral gas was wrapped in blood-colored power.
"If it hurts, shout out!" Su Daoyang didn't need to look at it to know that it was so painful, the mineral gas had invaded all parts of Su Nan's body, and now it was going to be discharged through the wound, and the process of peeling off the cocoon could make people collapse when they thought about it.
"I have survived all the pain in my heart before, not to mention that now that I am accompanied by the Lord, how can Nan'er be afraid of pain!" Su Nan said stubbornly.
"Yes, physical pain can never compare to heartache!" Su Daoyang said incomprehensibly.
Su Nan bit her lip, and then said slowly: "Actually, it hurts a little, can the Lord tell me a joke?"
In fact, Su Nan originally wanted to find comfort, who knew that the lord was so incomprehensible.
"Tell a joke?" Su Daoyang's movements in his hand did not stop, and he replied casually, "You are like this, you are not afraid to laugh out of your intestines!"
"......" Su Nan swore that her pain had multiplied inexplicably at this moment, all because of the sentence that the Lord said made her intestines laugh, and she was worried about that kind of picture.
"That's okay, I'm not particularly good at it, don't blame me if it's not funny, of course, don't laugh if it's funny, after all, there is such a big hole in the abdomen!" Su Daoyang explained.
Su Nan: "......"
It suddenly occurred to her that the joke wasn't funny.
"One day, the little pig asked the pig father, 'Father, am I a stupid child?' and the father said, 'Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child!'"
When Su Daoyang finished speaking, the speed at which he transported the blood streaks accelerated, in fact, at this moment, Su Nan's pain had been reduced to the minimum, and the power of the blood streaks had stabilized all the injuries.
Su Nan was stunned for a moment, and then said, "It seems to be a little funny!
"Does it hurt? Then I'll have another one!" Su Daoyang said again: "A couple unfortunately died, and the ghosts of the two held hands and reincarnated together, agreeing to continue the relationship in the next life...... In so-and-so's house, 'gave birth to a dragon!'"
"This is a lover who will eventually become a brother and sister!" Su Nan couldn't help laughing, his expression was still so painful with a hint of coquettishness.
"Yes, lovers eventually become brothers and sisters!" Su Daoyang nodded.
"Is there anything more funny?" said Su Nan.
"I don't have any jokes here!" Su Daoyang looked helpless.
"The last one, please!" Su Nan's voice was soft.
"Okay!"
Su Daoyang could only compromise, he thought for a while, and then said slowly: "Xiao Nan is a very cute little girl!"
"Wait, who is Xiao Nan?" Su Nan immediately became curious when he heard the name.
"It's the girl in the dragon and phoenix womb in front of you!" Su Daoyang said.
"Eh!" Su Nan was stunned, "I thought it was me!"
Su Daoyang continued, "One day, Xiao Nan was bullied in the school, so she went home and asked her brother: 'Brother, someone is fighting with me, what should I do?'"
"My brother said, "Of course it's going to fight back!"
Xiao Nan looked embarrassed: Brother, but I'm a lady!"
After thinking about it, my brother said, "Then dye the weapon pink!"
"Xiao Nan: Brother, people are ladies!"
The elder brother suddenly realized and said: Then put on your little skirt again!"
At the same time as Su Daoyang finished speaking, all the mineral gas was cleared, and he stuffed a pill into Su Nan's mouth without raising his head, "Xiao Nan, take a small pink pill, the treatment is almost over!"
Su Nan ate it without reacting, with a smile on her face, "Thank you, brother!"
"It's just a joke! you're really into the play!" Su Daoyang quipped.
"Brother, you look so handsome when you tell jokes seriously!" Su Nan said with admiration.
Su Daoyang began to retract the blood lines, "Feel your body and see where there is any discomfort!"
"Oh!" Su Nan obediently closed her eyes, and then began to feel the injuries in her body, her expression changed from admiration to surprise, "It's amazing, I can't even feel the wound!"
"It's okay!" Su Daoyang withdrew all the blood lines, and the wound on Su Nan's abdomen began to recover, but it was only the effect of the previous muscle-building pill.
"It's itchy, it feels like the flesh is growing!" Su Nan said in surprise as he looked at the magical scene in his abdomen.
"When you put on your clothes, you can almost recover!" Although Su Daoyang said lightly, it really consumed a lot.
The operation of the immortal talent consumes the blood energy in his body, and Su Nan is already in the early stage of the Purple Mansion, such a huge realm gap makes him spend most of his blood energy for one treatment, and the blood energy cannot recover in a day.
"Brother, don't you look up?" Su Nan's voice was tempting.
"It's not good if you have a nosebleed on your body!" Su Daoyang joked.
"Box box box!" Su Nan's laughter was very beautiful.
Su Daoyang turned around and said, "Hurry up and wear it, I'll wait for you outside!"
"Lord, it seems that something is approaching!" Su Nangang's smiling face instantly became solemn, and she quickly put on her clothes.
"Mine Beast!"
Su Daoyang's eyes showed light, and he found something around him in just a few clicks, "There are mining beasts in this mountain!"
"What should I do?" Su Nan subconsciously approached Su Daoyang.
"Take the array plate, don't let go!" Su Daoyang activated the defensive formation in the array plate, and after giving it to Su Nan, he guessed and pulled out the meteorite heavy sword, "It's those mining beasts just now, you are right, it should be coming for us!"
"Lord, I'm in the Purple Mansion Realm, as long as I pay attention, I'll be fine! This array is still returned to the Lord!" Su Nan hurriedly stuffed the array plate into Su Daoyang's arms.
"Do you want to trouble me?" said Su Daoyang unceremoniously.
"Lord!" Su Nan shouted aggrievedly.
"If you don't cause me trouble, just take it!" Su Daoyang threw out the array plate.
Su Nan gritted her teeth and still caught the array, she looked serious, and said in an oath-speaking tone: "Lord, if something happens to you, Nan'er will commit suicide immediately." ”
"It's bad to say that you can't die, I won't, and neither will you!" Su Daoyang shook his head.
"If you will, please don't give up on me! I want to die with you!" Su Nan's idea was derived after listening to the second joke of the lord, if you can't be a concubine, then the elder brother and sister are short, and it is not bad to die together to cast a dragon and phoenix fetus.
Su Daoyang was already confused by Su Nan's persistence, "Thinking nonsense all day long, even if I die, shouldn't you think about resurrecting me? Why do you want to die with me?"
Su Nan: "This ......"
She was speechless at once, yes, why die together, shouldn't true love be the Risen Lord?
"Lord, I'm not ......" Su Nan was speechless, not knowing how to explain.
"Okay, don't call the lord, brother sounds better than the lord!, otherwise, other people think the same as the predecessors of the Sword Venerable, and they always think that I have done something strange to you!" Su Daoyang corrected again.
"Brother, can I still chase you?" asked Su Nan seriously.
"Do you think it's okay?" asked Su Daoyang rhetorically.
"If it's you, I think I can!"
(There are signs of irrigation in this chapter, and all three jokes have gone to five hundred words, and I will award myself a medal of honor for watering!)
(Regarding the fact that lovers eventually become brothers and sisters, I think it is more real for the rich to eventually become dependents and the rich to witness it with their own eyes.) As for why the story of the dragon and phoenix fetus is inserted, it was previously set that Su Nan was about to die, and then I think Su Nan can still be rescued, let's not talk about feelings, can't we die a little later! Crazy hints...... )