At lunchtime, I accompanied my grandfather to drink some Shikumen rice wine.

"It's kind of interesting, Shikumen drinks Shikumen". Reader Dewey said with a smile.

I'm not saying that the wine is bad, but I'm used to drinking high-grade liquor above 52 degrees, so I can't drink that familiar taste and pride.

It's like 1986, that distant time.

My brothers and I admired the foreign and wanted to see if the legendary Munich yellow beer could really be drunk, and it would taste like philosophy and poetry.

Imported things are expensive. Now I know that it's a buddy who calls the tariff and is buying road money.

We searched and searched for each of us, and we searched through the places where we hid the money, and together, there was a difference of 5 cents.

A penny is hard to beat a hero!

Hong Kong's generation of martial arts novel heroes, Mr. Gu Long, once sighed in his novel, which seems to be "The Knife of the Moon at the End of the World": Money is a man's guts, and a knife is a man's soul.

Alas, the future third-generation head of the old Liu family, at that time, was really lacking in courage and soul!

I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I am also fascinated by martial arts novels.

There are several grandmaster-level authors of Hong Kong martial arts, and I can count them like a treasure.

In the university, on a dark and windy night, I went out with the 89-level junior brother in the same dormitory, Gu Guapi, lean and thin, dark-skinned, and a 165-year-old man from a small town on the border of Yunnan, at 12 o'clock to climb the high wall of the school full of spiky shuttle darts and go out to drink. Pork head meat, peanuts and martial arts novels of the grandmasters are used as appetizers.

The most legendary story of this kid's life is that during the Spring Festival, at the train station called Qingping, he was mistaken for the personal horse boy of a big overseas drug lord by the anti-drug plainclothes in civilian clothes.

At that time, the situation was chaotic, and the ticket gates were like a great enemy. The public security and armed police loaded their guns and blocked the entire waiting hall.

Because, that horse boy is not an ordinary person, and the people in the rivers and lakes call him "Falling Leaves Flying".

It is someone who claims to have seen him holding a handful of leaves in his hand, constantly throwing them forward, stepping on the fallen leaves with his feet, and more than a dozen harriers flying storks falling, easily crossing a small river more than 100 meters wide.

It's a great effort.

However, after drinking that night, I went back to my dormitory, turned up Newton's classical mechanics, shone it with a flashlight, and made an astonishing discovery: he had to accelerate from 0 to 30 m/s in 3 seconds, and the speed of the leap could not be less than 25 m/s, let alone maintain that speed.

At that time, my family was poor and I had never seen a car. But I think that the most common train, the speed is only 60 km/h, which is converted, 16 m/s. When I went to work, I learned that Santana had a maximum speed of 33 m/s. The speed of human beings, the 100-meter male god, is only a little more than 10 meters per second.

The second question comes again, when the object does not reach the speed of light, the greater the mass, the greater the inertia, where does the rotten horse boy get the power to accelerate instantaneously (acceleration is equal to force divided by mass)?

Popeye? Eat a small can of spinach and you can lift an ocean ship.

It can be seen that rumors are rumors after all!

On the train where Guguapi was riding, a machine gun was also set up. The driver was also ordered to retract into the cab and not to peek out.

It's not Ma Tsai who is scary, it's the boss behind him.

Burdened with dozens of lives, the weapons are also advanced, it is said, and bazookas.

What's even worse is that Ma Tsai and his boss are almost a mathematical mapping: once you see Ma Tsai, will the boss be far away? In the same way, when the boss appears, Ma Tsai must wear a suit and sunglasses, saddle in front of and behind the horse.

The boss will not be easily dispatched, but once he appears, it is an exaggeration to say that there are dozens of bodyguards in a company, and there will always be them, because he is not bad for money!

Long story short. My writing is always imaginative, and that's not good. Will dilute the theme!

Legends are also lives, but they are other people's lives.

Also, even I couldn't have imagined that many years later, my heart was pounding, ah no, it was a soul that flew away, and I entered the legend.

Poor Gu Gugupi, who happened to look very much like Ma Zai, happened to carry a grass-green backpack that the informant had informed him in advance, and it was bulging (delicious food brought by his father and mother).

The most coincidental thing is that he did not enter the platform through the ticket gate, but from more than 50 meters away, through the gap in the wall of the railway station, along the tracks, to the place where the train stopped.

It's not terrible for people to look stumbling, Taoism says: Born from the heart. As long as you keep hinting at yourself psychologically, I look like a male star in Hong Kong and have an upright face, you may be really upright.

Well, even if you can't change your face after many experiments, you can change your behavior!

For example, don't walk to look left and right, and always look back (don't worry, I'm right behind you, if there is really silver on the ground, it will disappear in an instant), and don't keep your eyes blinking.

But that day, my junior brother's behavior was so irregular.

There was a writer who said something interesting, but it was a bit of a tongue twister.

She said: A person, you are not what you think you are, nor what others think you are, but what you think others think you are, so you become such a person!

Wrap around, right?

The worst thing is that he still runs, and this really almost killed him!

When a few plainclothes anti-narcotics policemen approached him slowly as if nothing had happened, the kid was suddenly full of suspicion, "Oh, aren't you here to arrest me?"

"Why is it deserted on the platform today? There is no one, it's not easy to mix. No, in the distance, there are people, there are many people.

Damn, and guns, shining brightly in the sun.

As for it? It's like a great enemy.

I'll run. ”

This kid has been in the rainforest, and it's okay to run. He threw away his backpack, turned around and jumped off the roadbed.

But the railroad tracks, there are too many obstacles, and it is inconvenient to exercise!

"Mom, the hurdles of track and field are enough for me to have a headache, but compared to this, even if track and field gives me endless pain and torture, I still feel more happy!"

"Stop, shoot!"

When the crisp sound of gunfire reached his ears, this kid still had a lot of military knowledge, and he immediately lay down, well, no, he collapsed on the sleeper in the middle of the rails.

The hands and feet sifted the chaff, some kind of liquid, down.

The police came, smashed the handle of a pistol on his back, and the shiny handcuffs cuffed his hands together.

In the interrogation room, he was questioned.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Ah, I'll see if there are many people today, can I get in?"

"And what are you running for?"

"I'm afraid you'll arrest me. ”

"You didn't commit a crime, what are you arresting for?"

"I, I, I evaded the ticket. ”

In those years, the students were poor, the train was crowded, and there were still some people who evaded tickets. The buddies are all with a small hair, Long Yaoxi's, and escaped once.

The method is the same as that of the ancient melon peel, from the place where the wall of the station ends, swaggering in.

A telegram from the Public Security Bureau reached the school asking for identification.

The school called back, "There is indeed this person, the school started after the Spring Festival, and he has not returned for a week." ”

"Please send the head teacher and the head of the department to reconfirm your identity. Our address is...."

It's far away, and it's going to be recycled one by one.

"My favorite is Jin Yong, who is close to reality and does not eat the fireworks of the world. Also, I like all the beauties in the pen. ”

Gu Gupi took a sip of wine and took a peanut.

"Do you still like them all? Do you have such a great charm? I think Wang Yuyan and Xiaoshuang are the best, one can accompany you to walk the rivers and lakes and realize your heroic dream; It's up to you to choose?"

I sandwiched a slice of pork head and made a delicious cup of Lao Baigan.

"Actually, I like it too, don't you rob me?"

There is a little more ancient melon skin wine, and it is ridiculous.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Compared with Liang Yusheng's realism, buddies prefer the works of Gu Long, Gu Daxia, and your relatives. ”

I said lightly.

"Oh, his book is not easy to understand! Ordinary people, they can't understand it. ”

Gu Guapi looked suspicious.

"That's because you haven't studied philosophy! ”

I looked disdainful.

"Tell me, I admit it, I watch martial arts, and I only pay attention to the plot and beauties. ”

This kid is quite a bachelor.

"I think Gu Daxia's novels have a beautiful artistic conception and a strong sense of speculation. ”

After that, I copied a few passages from my memory and told him to listen.

"The end of the world is not far away?"

"Not far!"

"People are at the end of the world, how can the end of the world be far away?"

"What color is the bright moon?"

"It's blue, as blue as the sea, as deep as the sea, just as melancholy."

"It's beautiful, isn't it? In particular, I also like the color blue, so I know him. There's more," I explained.

"His sword is as vast and lonely as the end of the world, as bright and melancholy as the moon. Sometimes when a knife is swung, it seems to be empty!"

"Empty?"

"It's empty, it's ethereal, it's like it doesn't exist, and it's like it's everywhere. ”

But his knife didn't seem to be fast. ”

"Yes. ”

"How can an unhappy knife be invincible in the world?"

"Because his knife has exceeded the limits of speed!"

"What a philosophical thought!" I sighed.

"In the first paragraph, I still think it is good, but in the back, it is not good. Gu Guapi immediately became the opposite side.

In college, at that time, debate was rampant.

Each team is composed of four debaters, which are called the main debate, the first debate, the second debate, and the closing debate.

Yangtze River is quite funny, saying, "The main argument is like a river, Wen Taowu is strategic, and he has the style of a master, I admire it very much." ”

"Okay, if you pronounce the abbreviation of the master's argument, you won't worship blindly. "I teased him.

But that day, I didn't want to debate, he didn't know martial arts anyway, but I did, after reading the book for a long time, I figured out some new moves.

Going back further, the three of us brothers picked up a few toothpaste skins, as well as orange peels and the like, and finally managed to scrape together the money.

"Ahh The second brother looked pained.

"Well, what? like horse pee. The younger brother frowned.

"It's hard to swallow, but, little brother, you're funny! Have you ever drunk horse pee?"

I was surprised.

"That's not true, don't everyone else describe it that way?"

"Hahaha, we can't follow the crowd. ”

The half bottle of beer that we couldn't drink was seen by my father, and he drank it all over these little losers.

As a result, hospitalization, jaundice hepatitis.

"Junjun, what did you do? Is the wine you gave your father expired?"

Later, I found out that my father often ate leftovers.

But Mom, I thought it was the beer I bought, and the reason was that she often ate the leftovers of our three brothers, so why was she fine?

After lunch at my grandparents' place, I drank tea for a while.

My grandfather told me that he used to be an accountant, so he understood my profession. He also said that it is important to note that tax law is greater than professional ethics.

He also said that he could find him if there was anything in the future, industrial mouth, there are people above us.

Originally, according to the plan, we were going to talk at my grandfather's house until 5 o'clock, and then go to my uncle's house. However, before two o'clock, the brother-in-law was on the phone in a rough voice, telling Qingqing to hurry over to save the scene, and mahjong was missing one of the three.

Saving a scene is like fighting a fire!

Qingqing and I hurriedly said goodbye to our grandparents, and they went all the way to the entrance of the alley, and took the initiative to greet the neighbors we met along the way.

"My grandson-in-law, spirit, right?"

As soon as grandma was happy, she said it to everyone.

"Being a senior official in the company. What the hell, Shanshan, what the hell? You little girl, naughty, oh, director. ”

Finally remembered.

My brother-in-law lives in a very ordinary way, on the road of struggle in Jing'an District.

Like me, it is also an old-fashioned community, but the greening is good, and the trees are green and fragrant.

The only bad thing is that at the entrance of the community, the road connecting the main road, is under construction, and there is a section without a section, set up a sign, prohibiting traffic.

It took a lot of effort for Qingqing to drive the car around into the community.

When I walked into my uncle's house and put down my things, I saw that although the house was old, it was quite large, with 140 or 150 square meters. Two tables of mahjong are placed in the large living room. There is a table that has already begun, and another table, which is poor.

"The army, I won't greet you, you sit by yourself, pour water by yourself, and you're not an outsider anyway. The uncle was just on the table, excitedly inspecting the Great Wall.

"Hey, okay. Happy New Year, Uncle!" I quickly nodded my head and blessed me.

"Hehehe, Dajun, huh?" A middle-aged woman in her 50s or 60s walked out of the kitchen with an apron tied around her waist.

"Junjun, call your aunt and mother-in-law. Qingqing walked over and introduced.

"Oh, hello aunt and mother-in-law! I wish you a happy and prosperous New Year!"

To outsiders, I don't dare to be sloppy at all!

The reader friend asked, hey, she is not the daughter-in-law of your wife's brother-in-law, why is she an outsider?

Good question!

I think so: In a family, especially a big family, conflicts are caused by some trivial things, don't you talk nonsense? Family conflicts are not caused by trivial matters, and they can only be caused by fighting and killing?

However, conflicts often arise when dealing with family matters, or when dealing with the spouse of your family member without respect, or asking too much, or making him or her feel unjust.

If you are the head of the family, say one more thing: Boy, how are you messing up? You can't even manage a daughter-in-law, and the conflict will escalate.

Chickens and dogs are restless, and old age and death don't get along, right?

Therefore, when the daughter-in-law is resentful, the father-in-law and mother-in-law resolutely stand on the side of the daughter-in-law, beat and scold the son, and sternly point out his behavior and language, which destroys the family relationship with Hemeimei and destroys the fruits of the daughter-in-law's hard work in housework, which is a serious irresponsible performance of this family.

My wife feels sorry for her husband, I'm sorry, Dad, ah, Mom, Ah, actually, I also have something wrong, for example, I lifted the wine table of my husband's friends party yesterday.....

So, there is a difference between inside and outside!

"Okay, okay, you sit down first, I'll pour you tea. ”

"Sister Shanshan, come soon", a girl who is not tall and looks very temperamental, greeted at another mahjong table. Later, I learned that this was Qingqing's cousin, the daughter of Qingqing's brother-in-law's brother.

I said, our family is clear, but she is the only girl in her parents' generation.

Hey, don't use true lies lightly, because a lie may have to be fulfilled by a string of lies!

But I'm not, just take care of the context and logic of the article. Otherwise, the reader will think that the fake is the real when it is true.

Qingqing's wife is on the scene!

Please play the athletes' march, ah, no? Forget it, I'll lead the way in.

After they started to play a few games, I understood the playing style of Donghai mahjong in Qingqing's narration.

To put it simply, you can eat and touch, touch the small flower mahjong, to immediately put it in front of yourself, to count, and then, and then touch a piece.

Speaking of mahjong, this is also the quintessence of the country, right?

The more famous, there are Guangdong mahjong, East China Sea mahjong, Guizhou mahjong, and the Sichuan mahjong invented by the villagers, the scientific name is "bloody battle to the end", a few years later, and reformed, "blood flows into a river".

Okay, let's watch Qingqing's wife play cards.

Guan Ma is silent, a true gentleman!

Qingqing's wife, playing mahjong is very ordinary, and later, she told me that she generally doesn't like to play, but when she lacks a partner, she goes to make do with it.

After fighting for a while, Qingqing Lao lit a cannon, and a call came in, so she stood up and asked me to take it.

When I was back home, I played a lot. When you arrive in the East China Sea, you are running around for life, and the people of the East China Sea do not allow young people to play, they will patiently persuade you, cherish your youth, and fight bravely.

As a result, I haven't played for a few years either.

But the technical action has not been deformed, and the foundation is still there. So, I performed it seriously, and finally finished the count, and I actually won more than 800.

"Why do you know everything?" Qingqing's wife admired her buddy more and more.

After a discussion, give each of the two children 400 New Year's money, take it from the father, and use it for the son.

For my generosity, my brother-in-law gave me a thumbs up.

However, when the mahjong was about to end, I was facing the door, and suddenly found that my son was wearing a brand-new red Adidas tracksuit, and he and Qingqing's wife came in with a smile.

It turned out that my son was sulking at home alone, and he couldn't help it, so he dialed his sister's phone with a landline, so Qingqing asked me to play cards for her, went home to pick up my son, and went to the brand franchise store, bought two sets of sportswear of different colors for my son, and came to my uncle's house with a new look.

"No matter, I don't want my son to be alone at home. Qingqing's wife said calmly.

At dinner in the evening, after the uncle asked about the situation, he didn't say anything, and beckoned his son to eat vegetables, but the little uncle's face changed, a little worried, a little disdainful.

During the banquet, Qingqing's cousin had to pull Qingqing's wife to drink.

Qingqing had no choice but to accompany her to drink red wine.

That's not good, a few of her uncles, aunts, cousins and cousins took a look, since the cup is served, why do we have to express it?

Drink too much, clear wife.

I drank the liquor, and I couldn't drink it for her, for fear that I would get drunk if I drank miscellaneous.

The first time we met, like this, the impact is not good!

After eating, playing mahjong again, Qingqing and his son went to the room to rest. Looking at the watch, it was 11 o'clock, and Qingqing and I said goodbye.

We all drank and the car couldn't drive. I had to go to the main road to take a taxi and come back to pick it up the next day.

On the way, my brother-in-law gave my son 600 yuan to pay for the New Year, and my son was so happy that he grinned and thanked his uncle and aunt vigorously.

Because it was too late, and the road to the main road was not easy to walk, and there were hundreds of meters of road, the street lights were broken, so I asked the two old people to stay.

Supporting each other all the way, stumbling, and seeing the dim lights of the main road, an accident happened.

A Dongfeng truck, quietly turning right from the main road, after accelerating wildly, suddenly turned on the bright headlights, like rushing to reincarnation, rampage towards our family of three.

Because it was late, there were no cars, and it was dark all around, so we didn't know that we were walking in the middle of the road.

When exposed to light, our eyes are blinded for a moment. However, the long-term practice of martial arts has made my instinct particularly sharp, and with my instinct, I judged the general direction of the car, and when I was about to hit us, I struggled to push Qingqing to the right, and even the son next to her threw himself far away, and fell hard.

The crazy car was so close that I could see a hideous and distorted face in the cab, like an underworld character in a Hong Kong police movie.

"I should still jump to the right, Qingqing, if I can't jump, then don't. ”

That was my last impression......