Jin Feng didn't say anything.

She is a woman who also goes to food stalls and tall star-rated restaurants.

And she has a good income of her own, so the joystick is straight, whether it is Wu Hai to pay the bill, she to pay the bill or AA system, it is not a problem for her.

When Wu Hai rushed to pay the bill, she would not say "I'll come" in a coy manner; when Wu Hai had no money, she was obligated to take care of his food every day.

This restaurant is in the embassy area, and the business is so good that it is bursting, what time is it, and there is a long queue at the door.

Wu Hai looked at the guests waiting before and after, either foreigners or white-collar workers who spoke English, French, Spanish and Portuguese, it was a United Nations. And everyone is dressed more formally, like a foreign-funded company who comes to eat directly after working overtime.

And Wu Hai and Jin Feng are dressed very casually, especially Wu Hai, who can't wait to go out with slippers all year round, and his feet are comfortable.

Jin Feng took a look: "There are so many people, why don't we change one?"

Wu Haiqi: "I don't, I want to eat here." ”

Jin Feng: "Oh, okay. ”

She has a unique personality in front of others, but she has a very measured personality in front of Wu Hai and respects his opinions, so Wu Hai can't put down this colorful little girlfriend.

Waiting time is the most annoying, so let's find something to do.

Jin Feng first gave Wu Hai a few brain teasers, Wu Hai was not good at this, and he didn't answer any of them correctly, so where did she look at such a brainless question?

Jin Feng said truthfully: "Xiaobai heard it there." ”

Wu Hai was silent, and he didn't dare to be disrespectful to his eldest sister-in-law.

Then Jin Feng took out his mobile phone and took a selfie with Wu Hai.

The two of them made all kinds of grimaces at the camera as if no one was around, without any baggage.

Some of them stick out their tongues like hanged ghosts, some have their nostrils turned upside down like pigs' heads, and some have their chins pressed hard against their chests, and they look like they have 18 layers of chins when they are shot from below...... It's hard to laugh.

The laughter of the two was even more unbridled and joyful, countless people looked at them countless times, and sometimes a third grimace suddenly appeared in their group photo as a background.

In this way, I was happy to finally wait for my seat.

Wu Hai rubbed his hands together happily until he picked up the menu......

His grandmother is a bear!

The menu is so beautifully printed in English, so you can attach a picture next to it, so that Lao Tzu knows what it is in your mouth!

However, there are no pictures, only detailed descriptions in foreign languages. I know all 26 letters, but I don't know them when they are together.

Oh, if you want to order a dish here, you have to pass English level 6?

At this time, the waiter came, a blonde and blue-eyed polite little fresh meat, but unfortunately he couldn't speak a word of Chinese and couldn't understand it.

It turned out that in order to be unconventional and make gimmicks, this restaurant hired all foreign waiters, who could not speak Chinese.

This is clearly to reject those customers who don't understand foreign languages thousands of miles away, it seems that they are uniquely knowledgeable, cut!

Today's consumers are also like to pursue new and exciting differences, commonly known as "masochism", the bigger the spectrum, the less they regard them as "God" merchants, and they are more and more eager to run to pick up stinky feet.

It is said that in another restaurant, all the utensils for serving vegetables are made into toilet shapes, mashed potatoes and ice cream are made into lifelike shapes, just such a restaurant, and the business is outrageously good.

Wu Hai met a waiter who couldn't speak Chinese with a foreign menu + couldn't speak Chinese, so he couldn't help it, so he wanted to slap the table and say, "Find your boss for me!"

Later, I thought about it, let's pull it down, first, we can't say this sentence in English itself; second, even if the boss comes over, we won't quarrel in English, if my brother is here, it's about the same; third, this is obviously the boss's idea, the boss is a heart, and it's useless to say it.

Forget it, I'm hungry after waiting in line for so long, so it's important to fill my stomach first!

Wu Hai wittily turned to Jin Feng and asked, "Do you know foreign languages?"

Jin Feng shook his head very sincerely, then nodded again, and pointed to somewhere on the menu: "I can only understand this NO." ”

In fact, a black dot is added after No to become "No." For example, No.1 is the first, and No.2 is the second, which is the order in which each dish is made up for the convenience of ordering.

Jin Feng stared at the menu and was very puzzled: the whole article is "No", why don't you let Mao order these?

Wu Hai also pondered for a while, but to no avail, and thought to himself, can a living person suffocate urine to death? I don't believe that I can't eat this meal today, and no difficulties will be difficult for Lao Tzu! This is the most similar and only similarity between him and his brother.

Wu Hai simply threw the menu and asked Jin Feng: "Why don't you just order a dish, I can still order if I can't understand foreign language." What do you want to eat, beef, lamb, chicken or fish?"

Jin Feng said mutton, paused and said that if he didn't cause trouble to the masses, he would say that he would eat whatever kind of meat he wanted.

Wu Hai: "Don't worry, they must grant your wish." ”

He pointed to Jin Feng and said to the waiter: "Give her some braised mutton, mutton, understand? That's it-baa~~~"

As he spoke, his fingers made a gesture of a crooked sheep's horns on the top of his head, coupled with a vivid image of imitating a sheep's cry.

The waiter who waited patiently beside him was petrified for a few seconds, then smiled, nodded and wrote something down in the small notebook.

Wu Hai's sense of accomplishment came spontaneously, and he felt that he could mix in Western restaurants without knowing English.

He patted his chest: "I, bring me a fish." ”

As he spoke, his palms stood up and swung flexibly in an S shape in front of him, like a fish swimming.

The waiter forced a laugh, but the guest at the next table laughed first.

Wu Hai didn't care, he only cared if the waiter had understood what he meant, but seeing that the waiter didn't write in the small notebook he ordered, he stood up and waved his arms again, and made a freestyle posture in the air, which was quite standard, like a strong swimmer!

However, in real life, Wu Hai is a landlubber, especially when he was a child, the experience of drowning caused him a psychological shadow.

Bang Dang!!

The plate on the table next to it fell to the floor, but fortunately it was carpeted and not broken.

The two guests laughed and lay on the table, smashing the table with their fists to show the degree of chicken jelly in their mood, and finally gave Wu Hai a thumbs up, praising him for his brains that were out of the sky.

The waiter was worried that he would move the entire zoo in a while, so he quickly made an OK gesture, wrote it down in a small notebook, and then asked what to drink, and poured it into his mouth in the shape of a cup with his hand as he asked, hoping that Wu Hai would understand.

This time, Wu Hai really understands, Western food should be paired with wine, and people are asking themselves what kind of wine they drink.

But he wouldn't say it.

In a hurry, I remembered an English word that I had never used before—"what." ”

So he replied righteously: "If you have something, drink what." ”

Anyway, he doesn't pay attention to it, he can drink white water, and he can drink whiskey.

However, he remembered that Western food should have a head, side dishes, and desserts, why didn't the waiter ask?

Also, it is difficult enough to communicate with the main course, and if you ask about it again, it will be even more chicken and duck.

The waiter finally took the notebook with a complicated expression and left.

Jin Feng asked Wu Hai: "Do you think he understands? If you give us something that is not related to the wind and horses, will we eat it?"

Wu Hai: "Whatever, he will eat whatever he brings." ”

Jin Feng thought, I knew that it was better to eat Golden Arches, that is also Western food, is it better than this? It is easier to understand, and the taste is not necessarily worse than this, and the price is still a fraction of what it is.

The main reason is that the rule here that does not allow the names of Chinese dishes to be written is too strange.

It didn't take long for the little fresh meat waiter to come back.

Wu Hai's eyes followed the tray in his hand closely, and the time to verify his intelligence and communication skills was coming!

After a few moments, the waiter made a "please slow down" gesture and walked away gracefully, probably because he really didn't know how to change it if it wasn't right.

Wu Hai and Jin Feng looked at the plate in front of them and were stunned.

It's two small plates of cartoon meals with bells and whistles. The golden phoenix plate is a sandwich in the shape of a Hello Kitty with lamb patties and vegetables.

Inside the Wuhai plate is a sandwich in the shape of a robot cat, filled with fish and vegetables.

Both plates are served with strawberries and cheese cut into florets and cars.

By the way, there are also two soft-packaged juices with cartoon patterns drawn!

What does this mean?

It looks good, but the problem is, it's not what Lao Tzu ordered!

Jin Feng said worriedly: "Did he see that you were gesturing and bleating, childlike innocence, and took a children's meal to send you away?"

Wu Hai decided to pick his son and leave, not to be guilty of this foreign crime, but before he got up, he couldn't help but pinch a small sandwich and chew it in his mouth...... Yum, hey!

He ate up the robot cat by dividing it by two. The juice is also very tasty, this kind of packaging has never been seen outside.

However, the amount of children's meals is smaller, and it is not much bigger than stuffing between teeth.

Jin Feng couldn't help but wipe out Hello Kitty, and it tasted really good.

However, the two of them didn't want to stage another scene of ordering food, so they asked to check out, and this one rubbed mo with their fingers

The gesture of EY is international.

In the end, the price was cheaper than the food stalls, because if you ordered an adult meal, the children's meal was free, and they only had two children's meals in total, so they charged a small fee symbolically.

The waiter's expression seemed to be asking them if they were satisfied, and Wu Hai found that he couldn't say whether he was satisfied or dissatisfied, so he and Jin Feng came out with complicated expressions.

They all felt that the meal was too uncomfortable, and it was really not very friendly without Chinese service.

But it's more than 10 o'clock in the evening, and there are still people waiting in line, are these people's English all over level 6?

I really don't understand the world anymore.

Walking 20 meters away, a golden arch suddenly appeared on the side of the road.

The two of them stopped together, glanced at each other, and then tacitly pushed the door side by side and entered. I decided to eat again, and it was basically the same as if I hadn't eaten yet.