"Am I right?" Yang Yan winked at me happily.

"Yes", I opened a bottle of beer, drank it to my mouth, and then pretended to be surprised and asked "Are you swollen (how) - know the drops"?

"I hate it, who's swollen?" Yang Yan said angrily.

"Ah, I'm sorry! I stammered and explained, "The goose is saying, 'Are you swollen?

Zhang Rou and Wang Chuhan on the opposite side laughed so much that the river flowed backwards, and the other was so happy that the flowers and branches trembled.

Seeing Yang Yan blushing and raising her pink fist, Zhang Rou hurriedly stood up to relieve the siege, and still looked at me.

"Ah, yes! yes"! I also cooperated with the sincere fear, and the chick pecked the rice and nodded violently. "That's what I'm doing."

"Hmph! Yang Yan pouted and sat down, ignoring me.

Wang Chuhan was unhappy and pointed at me, "You haven't introduced yourself yet."

"He's Brother Liu," Zhang Rou whispered.

"No taste, no gas, so old. I don't call him brother, uncle is pretty much the same. Wang Chuhan pouted.

"I don't matter, one jobless vagrant". I pointed to the tubule, "He's the focus of attention." Righteous people, good cooking, monthly salary of tens of thousands, is the best choice for home travel boyfriend"!

"Forget it, let's not talk about anything else tonight, let's have a drink."

Zhang Rou saw that no one answered, and knew that this introduction was no fun, so she hurriedly played a round.

Looking at the awkward atmosphere, I was also quite bored.

"I'm sorry, guys, I offended a lot just now!" I stood up, clenched my fists, and "I punish myself with three bottles."

After drinking, looking at the slightly calmer scene, I said, "Everyone here has a high IQ, shall I give an intelligence question?"

Regardless of whether they agree or not, they say, "If you run with a tiger, do you want to run faster than it, slower, or just as fast"?

Wang Chuhan was just about to answer, but when he saw Yang Yan on the other side shaking his head, he twisted his body with a red face.

Zhang Rou thought about it for a long time, but she didn't guess it.

"You must be running faster than the tiger, so that you won't fall into the mouth of the tiger!" Xiao Guan was too hit tonight, and he decided to win a game and win face in front of the beautiful woman.

"Ahem," I shook my head, "That's a question, it's over." I'm going to guess the lantern riddle below, right?

"No!" Yang Yan actually grabbed my arm, "announce the answer first."

"That's right, don't want to get away with it!" Zhang Rou also changed her image as a good old man and shouted with Wang Chuhan.

"Okay, okay", I looked at the small tube, and said in my heart that the dead Taoist friend is not the dead poor Dao, besides, who makes your heart speak fast?" "The answer is: run faster than a tiger, you are more beast than a beast"!

Seeing that Xiao Guan's face turned into pig liver, Yang Yan laughed so much that the wine floated to me, "Hehehe" Wang Chuhanjiao smiled and lay on Zhang Rou's shoulder, Zhang Rou lowered her head and tried her best to hold back her laughter.

"Master", Xiao Guan complained, "you took me into the ditch".

Another round of laughter----

"If you answer that you run as fast as a tiger," Yang Yan asked, "You're a beast, right?"

"Clever"! I applauded cheaply.

"Ah, I see! You run slower than a tiger, and you're worse than a beast. Therefore," Wang Chuhan looked forward to it, "Sister Yang Yan won't let me say it."

"Guys, offended!" I quickly changed the subject, "Let's guess easier, okay?"

Everyone laughed and said yes.

"Say: The wolf is coming, guess the name of a fruit".

"I'll guess, Yang (sheep) Mei (no)". Yang Yan screamed, her happy face like a red Fuji apple.

"Why?" Zhang Rou became interested, and her eyes were like apricot blossoms.

"I know", Wang Chuhan's face was like a peach blossom, "You think, the wolf is coming, and the sheep are either eaten or scared away, so, bayberry"!

"Really smart". The tube patted the horse enviously.

"Okay, you're amazing," I said, "Then the next one, the sheep is coming, guess the name of another fruit."

"Strawberry". Wang Chuhan stood up and hurriedly said.

I pretended to be angry, "This IQ, this reaction, I don't dare to test you."

Wang Chuhan pinched his jade hand and stuck out his tongue mischievously, and my heart skipped a beat.

The atmosphere was very good, and we drank each other and talked about our little things. It can be seen that Zhang Rou and Yang Yan have a good amount of alcohol, Wang Chuhan and Xiaoguan are both high, and I am forced to be sober.

"Drink", Wang Chuhan shouted to Yang Yan with some vagueness, "We won't return if we are not drunk."

"Yes, drink, don't get drunk and don't go home", I also learned to speak. "We're a pair of turtles"!

"You will be poor." Yang Yan patted me on the back, "You're the turtle."

At the time of checkout, Xiaoguan and I paid 1,000 yuan to be considered not embarrassed.

Coming downstairs, Zhang Rou helped Wang Chuhan to the bathroom, and Xiaoguan and I accompanied Yang Yan to the elevator to wait.

"Yang --- Yan", the flower butterfly in the tube, saw that Wang Chuhan was out of play, and he was tempted by this peer again.

"What's wrong?" Yang Yan asked with her red lips and a tilted head.

"Can you leave a call?" The tubules swished. "We're all finances, we can, ah, learn from each other."

"It's okay, if you want to find me, just tell Wang Chuhan." Yang Yan said very angrily.

I pretended to look at the night sky outside the floor-to-ceiling window, and said in my heart: Wang Chuhan made it clear that he didn't want to see Xiaoguan, and he wanted to pass through her to find another beauty?

"Okay."

Hey, poor little tube, pitifully said.

"But", Yang Yan wanted to catch me with her eyes, "It's okay in the future, I don't mind attending your party again."

"Okay, okay, you can come", the tube slapped again, "It's really fluffy"!

"Really," Yang Yan said, looking at me.

I was still thinking about the stretched economy, because of the luxury of this night, whether it would snow in June? So, no squeaks.

"Not refreshing!" Yang Yan whispered.

I smiled wryly.

"Hey, I'm curious, why are you so poor?" Yang Yan suddenly looked at me with a smile again, is it a professional habit? Tonight, I have seen this kind of look several times.

"Brother used to be in the quyi troupe", I dodged her sharp eyes and said solemnly, "What about the host accountant." ”

"Make it up, you keep making it." Yang Yan is not easy to fool.

"Really, I swear!" I forced a smile, "Several comedians who have been on the Spring Festival Gala come to receive their salaries, I say, tell a joke, make my buddies amused, send it immediately, if you are not happy, please go back." I'm out of cash today."

Yang Yan received the laughter inside, "You, say you're fat, you're still panting, you mean to be in touch with them, right? You, you're so poor!"

"Yes, my brother is now, really poor!" I punned on it, and said in my heart, this moment, this word, is too appropriate!

Yang Yan was about to say something, but suddenly, Zhang Rou's hair rushed over in a mess. A handful grabbed her arm.

"Hurry! Chu Han has an accident."