Chapter 124: The Crazy Output Wang Fat Man
Chen Pifu didn't mean to move at all, because he wasn't fighting alone. At this moment, Wang Fatzi has been waiting outside the door for a long time.
I saw that as soon as Su Qihua opened the door, he was taken aback. It's almost a liver and gallbladder split.
Because the moment he opened the door, a big fat boy suddenly appeared, almost all in his face, and shouted in a sharp and milky voice: "Daddy." ”
When a man, with excitement, pushes open the unknown door, for the situation at the door, whether it is surprise or fright, whether it is happiness or pain, basically, his heart is ready to bear a certain amount of preparation. However, this definitely does not include a big fat boy who will suddenly appear and call you Dad.
Su Qihua was no exception, when he saw this scene, the whole person was frightened. You know, for a man, inexplicably having a son often means: taking the plate, carrying the pot, and the high cost of DNA identification.
At the moment when Su Qihua fell into a stupor, Wang Fatzi slammed into it directly with a smile on his face, and his huge body, with his long-standing explosion, was no less than a tractor.
Su Qihua was directly knocked out and fell to the ground, Wang Fatzi followed, raised his foot to face him, and there was a crazy kick.
Originally, Wang Fatzi wanted to use the famous stunt "Guanyin Sitting on the Lotus", but earlier, Chen Pifu reminded that the posture of "Guanyin Sitting on the Lotus" was a little too ambiguous, considering that Wang Fatzi is now a father, he can't teach the child badly. Therefore, Wang Fatzi temporarily gave up this trick to become famous.
For Su Qihua, this series of changes happened too quickly. From being called dad to being pressed to the ground and rubbing, it was almost a snap of a finger. Su Qihua was not only stunned, but also confused, so he had to instinctively hold his head, curl up his body, and bear the storm of Wang Fatzi head-on.
At this time, Dandan slowly crawled in from the door, and saw the fat man Wang who was killing in all directions, with a curious look on his face, his eyes widened, and he pouted, making an "oh" sound.
Wang Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and seemed to feel that for children, the painting style at this moment was indeed too brutal, so he had an idea, and while kicking this Su Qihua, he clapped his hands and sang: "If you feel happy, you clap your hands!" If you feel happy, you stomp your feet. (Ho, kick twice.) )”
Wang Fatzi sang, hit, kicked, and thought: Haha, fat man, I am really a genius, this BMG is added, and the picture is much warmer. Mom doesn't have to worry about it anymore, I'll teach bad kids.
After a few minutes, Wang Fatzi decided to stop this brutal behavior, not because his conscience found it, but because he was tired. As soon as I came up, I was crazy about outputting for so long, and I still had to sing, it was really tiring, singing and dancing at the same time, it was definitely a technical job, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people who chose to lip-synch, right?
"Huhuhuhu......" Wang Fatzi withdrew his hand and stood aside, panting.
Su Qihua finally relieved himself, because as an alien, he had a relatively strong ability to resist blows, so under this round of storms, except for a blue nose and swollen face, and some external injuries with tears at the corners of his mouth, there was not much actual damage. Su Qihua sat on the ground, quietly moved a few steps back, and subconsciously distanced himself from Wang Fatzi.
Chen Pifu took a cigarette in his mouth and walked over slowly: "Are you cool?"
Su Qihua gritted his teeth, stood up violently, slammed into the floor-to-ceiling window glass on the balcony.
"Bang!"
There was a muffled sound, and the whole person grinned and was bounced back to the ground.
"......" Chen Pifu and Wang Fatzi glanced at each other.
Su Qihua was not discouraged, got up, and bumped into it again.
"Want to run?" the fat man stared, and a savage rush followed.
Then, Su Qihua broke the glass, and Wang Fatzi knocked Su Qihua into the wall of the balcony.
"Poof......" Su Qihua depressedly spurted out a small piece of blood and slid heavily to the ground.
Chen Pifu carried a short knife, walked in front of Su Qihua, and stabbed the opponent in the lower abdomen.
"Ah......h ”
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Shhhh......h ”
Then "smack" five knives in a row. "These five knives were stabbed for the five women you mutilated. ”
A knife in the palm of the left hand. "This knife was stabbed for my friend. ”
A knife in the palm of the right hand. "This knife was stabbed for my friend. ”
A knife in the left thigh. "This knife was stabbed for my friend. ”
A stab in the right thigh. "This knife was stabbed for my friend. ”
"This is for Lao Jia. ”
"This is Lao Ye's. ”
"It's fat. ”
"It's a ball. ”
"This is mine. ”
"......" was stabbed dozens of times in a row, and Su Qihua's body was covered with wounds, and blood flowed out of the wounds and infected the ground.
Chen Pifu let go of the left and right that covered his mouth, flicked the cigarette ash, thought for a while, and stabbed Su Qihua's ass fiercely.
"Ah!" Su Qihua couldn't bear it anymore, and let out a terrible scream, piercing the night sky, but unfortunately it was ruthlessly covered up by the sound of rain outside.
"What?" Chen Pifu seemed to see the confusion in his eyes, and said lightly: "The last knife was stabbed for Aunt Tomorrow's Sweeping Aunt, special, look at it, the blood in one place is really unlucky." ”
"Huhuhuhu......" Su Qihua was lying on the ground, staring at him with a vision that wanted to kill Chen Pifu.
Chen Pifu was unmoved: "Don't pretend to be dead, I started very measured, neither hurt your arteries, nor hurt your internal organs, according to my experience, it will take at least twenty minutes for you to lose too much blood and die, of course, considering your identity as a stranger, it may take longer." The night is long, and we can play slowly. ”
"I was wrong, spare me. By the way, aren't you a policeman? I turned myself in, I'm going to turn myself in now, I can explain everything, haven't you been looking for the heads of those women? I know where...... Quick, quick, I'll turn myself in now. ”
Chen Pifu shook his head: "I'm not interested." ”
Su Qihua looked excited, and scolded: "I have turned myself in, what else do you want? Do you plan to know the law and break the law?"
Chen Pifu looked at him coldly and shrugged his shoulders: "That's how we do things." ”
"Whew...... Hahaha. Seeing that begging for mercy was ineffective, Su Qihua suddenly raised his head and laughed, and his expression became crazy: "It's so high-sounding, what is it for friends, for justice." At the end of the day, you're not just like me, craving blood, hahaha, am I right?
"You're a brute. I'm not. ”
"If you have the ability, you will kill me. Come on, kill me, what's the difference between you and me?"
"Kill you?" Chen Pifu suddenly laughed: "Don't be stupid, I'm a law-abiding citizen, how can I do such a cruel thing as killing someone." ”
At this time, the fat man on the side had a look of surprise on his face.
Chen Pifu waved his hand lightly: "Throw him down." ”
"Okay!" When Wang Fatzi heard this, he was full of energy, and hurriedly twisted Su Qihua, faced the balcony, and threw it out directly.