Chapter 81: Tang Seng Broken Thoughts
Fu Shubao went home after eating with Peng Jie, chatted with his mother for a while, and then began to pound wood. He plans to carve a few pen holders and storage boxes, and try his best to save the messy slots.
Laying out the newspaper on the dining table, he began to concentrate on sanding the wood in unison.
Hearing the sound of the key opening the door, Fu Shubao stretched his neck to look over, and when he saw that Sophie wanted to kick the flying heels again, he coughed heavily as a warning.
Sophie retorted: "I don't mind if you don't clean up, trouble!" After speaking, Fu Shubao was still staring at herself for a moment, and the corners of her mouth were deep dimples, and she was not angry to grind with him, so she squatted down to take off her shoes.
The high heels were thrown crookedly on the ground, but at least in the vicinity of the shoe cabinet, Fu Shubao nodded slightly, indicating that it was acceptable.
"Hmph!!" Sophie pouted.
Fu Shubao continued to bow his head to carve wood, and when he heard the sound of bags and coats falling to the ground, he put down the carving knife, went to the refrigerator to take the printing paper with the rules written on it, and walked to Sophie.
Sophie sat down on the couch, looked up from the corner of her eye, and ignored it.
Fu Shubao handed the printer paper close to Sophie, and she opened it with one hand, and said indifferently: "The handwriting is good." ”
Oh, Sarai, pretending to be stupid? Looks like I have to remind you to keep a long memory. Fu Shubao turned the printing paper and began to read: "The first one, dress neatly at home, the second one, what happens at home must not be disclosed to the public, the third one, don't let people know that we live together, and the fourth one, put things when you go home, put things when you go home, put things when you go home, put things when you go home, and ......... when you go home."
"Are you bothered? "Are you bothered?
Fu Shubao was awakened by a word, and his tone was excited: "You know? Have you watched "Journey to the West"? Tang Seng's broken thoughts are even afraid of Sun Wukong!" He stood on his chest with one hand and learned Tang Seng's broken thoughts, "Fourth, you have to put things when you go home, you have to put things when you go home, and you have to put ......things away when you go home."
The low voice was buzzing, like hundreds of mosquitoes flying overhead, Sophie grabbed her hair irritably, slapped the sofa and stood up: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!
Uncle Fu controlled the upward arc of the corners of his mouth, looked at Sophie, and nodded to himself: "It should be almost, just around the corner." ”
"What's just around the corner?"
"Wait a minute. Fu Shubao walked into the toilet and couldn't hold back his "poof" laugh anymore. Laughing enough, he grabbed a golden headband, went out and handed it to Sophie, and said seriously: "You will know when you put it on." ”
"Neurotic!" Sophie snatched the headband and walked into the bedroom.
After Sophie went to the toilet, she saw her own messy hair in the mirror, picked up the golden headband and looked at it, and suddenly a spirit was lifted. A sharp-beaked monkey gills and a large furry face appeared in his mind out of thin air. Her anger rose in an instant, and "Deng Dengdeng" rushed out of the bedroom and shouted: "Pig head Fu Shubao! You actually say that I look like Sun Wukong?"
Fu Shubao put his bag jacket on the dining chair and shrugged his shoulders as ignorant: "I didn't say anything." ”
Sophie slapped the headband on the dining table: "Tighten the hoop circle? Tang Seng still pretends to be crazy and stupid?"
Uncle Fu lit the printer paper one by one: "If you follow the rules, what else do I still read, do I have an itchy mouth?"
"The devil knows if you're itchy or not!" Sophie replied with a grimace on her facial features.
Fu Shubao's eyes rolled, his heart paused, he stood one hand on his chest, and read: "You want to know if I'm itchy or not?" Wukong, if you want to know, you can just say it, if you don't say it, how do you know that you want to know, although you look at me very sincerely, but you still have to tell me that you want to know." Do you really want to know? Then you just ask? Don't you ask? Don't you really want to know?"
Sophie was dumbfounded, and said back and forth, without repetition, which is definitely not something that ordinary snake spirit diseases can do. She beat her chest and roared: "Why didn't Xiaoyun tell me that you have a verbose disease?
"Teacher Xiaoyun doesn't know, this is what I saw when I watched "Journey to the West" not long ago, Tang Seng couldn't tame Sun Wukong at first, even if he recited the mantra Wukong in his heart, he was not convinced, but he was sincere, and the golden stone was open..."
"Stop! I've already learned my mistake, and the master begs to be spared. Sophie didn't want to revisit the hundreds of thousands of words of "Journey to the West" and begged for mercy.
"Wouldn't that be nice, let's live happily together!" Fu Shubao grinned, his teeth dazzling.
Sophie had the urge to punch and smash the big white teeth, but she still had a little sense, and understood that force could not solve the problem, and the most important thing was that she could not beat the big guy!
Uncle Fu is in a good mood to carve wood, think about Aunt Fei Fei... Fei Fei's personality is really a bit similar to Sun Wukong, impatient and arrogant, good face, unconvinced, sure enough, Tang Seng's trick is awesome, he can tame Sun Wukong with warmth, hehehehe!
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At ten o'clock, Jiang Yang still couldn't go home, so he took advantage of the time to go to the toilet to send a message to the group to complain.
"SOS! my mommy won't let me go, after watching the movie, I was pulled to party with some support club, and I'm now detained in the tea restaurant (crying)"
Without waiting for a reply, Jiang Yang continued to fight: "They are like they are in a meeting to discuss how to eat Tang monk meat, it's so terrifying!"
Peng Jie: "Then the second senior brother, you have to be careful, beware that their Tang monk meat is not enough to eat, and they will eat you (afraid)"
Fu Shubao: "Second senior brother?"
Jiang Yang finally found the key point, and tweeted angrily: "You are the second senior brother! You are only Zhu Bajie (angry) I knew that I wouldn't let you go (angry)"
Peng Jie: "What do you have to do with your parent-child activities? You have to be obedient, you have to listen to your mother!"
Uncle Fu kindly shared his unique experience: "You learn from Tang Seng and break thoughts, and Bao Bao can scare away the goblins." ”
Jiang Yang: "It's easy to say, the four of them are four!"
Fu Shubao: "Believe me, wait for your words to go back and forth, back and forth, the most important thing is to remember not to pause, they think you are stupid, they will be scared (laughs)"
Peng Jie: "Okay! This trick is good, second senior brother, come on!"
Jiang Yang was so angry that he sent three "Shit!" over, and then reluctantly returned to his seat to continue in a daze.
"Okay! Zhuang Zhuang and Lu Shuai will definitely not be able to escape from our Wuzhi Mountain the day after tomorrow. Mother Jiang smiled.
A fat girl closed the notebook, and her eyes shone brightly: "That's right, we outflanked them back and forth, and we will definitely be able to intercept them at the airport the day after tomorrow." ”
Jiang's mother suddenly hugged Jiang Yang's arm: "After talking about Zhuang Zhuang and Lu Shuai, it's my baby's turn." ”
Isn't it? Tang Seng doesn't have enough meat to eat, so he wants to eat the second senior brother? Mommy, you can see clearly, I am your son, not Zhu Bajie! Jiang Yang sat upright, not daring to squeak.
Another girl with a freckled face said, "Then let's draw lots to decide who will accept Jiangyang?"
The others nodded in agreement.
Jiang Yang couldn't hold back any longer, raised his hand timidly, and asked in a trembling voice, "How do you collect it?"
Fat girl Nunu doubled her chin: "You don't have to do anything, just wait." ”
"Mommy, I'm going home. Jiang Yang looked at Jiang's mother pitifully.
"Baby, it'll be fine soon. Mother Jiang swept Jiang Yang's arm to soothe.
Jiang Yang peeked at the four girls, Yan was thin and fat, with different lengths, and the only thing they had in common was that they looked abstract. He sat up straight and shook his head, "No, I don't want to." ”
Mother Jiang shook Jiang Yang's arm and coaxed: "How can you not want it? You are now a little well-known, it will be a shame if you don't have support!"
"Support club?" Jiang Yang shook his head and refused, and was vigorously twisted by Jiang's mother The soft flesh in his arm, he gasped in pain, and tears broke down in the corners of his eyes.
The freckled woman's next words made Jiang Yang want to cry even more, she said: "Not only you, but also Peng Jie and Fu Bao." ”
Brother, I will burden you, I am tired of you becoming the prey of the abstract demon girl, I was wrong! Jiang Yang felt tears flow backwards, and a bitter taste appeared in his throat.
Jiang's mother proposed: "Let me be the president of Peng Jie and the Baobao Support Association?
The girl with big nostrils who had never made a sound, her nostrils opened and closed wide when she spoke, and she asked, "What about Jiangyang?"
Mother Jiang squinted at Jiang Yang, and said with a little disgust: "I've seen his face for more than 20 years, I'm so tired! Also, I see all his and urine, and I see all the ugliness of his, I can't adjust my mentality to be a fan!"
The others laughed "sneering", and Jiang Yang couldn't wait to dig a hole and get in.
Mother Jiang swept Jiang Yang's arm again: "Baby, don't blame Mommy, I still have a very bitter problem, I'm afraid that people will say that I am biased!"
Jiang Yang pulled his mouth stiffly, the flesh of his arm is in your hand, you can say whatever you want!
After the draw, Xiao Ding, a girl with big nostrils, became the president of the Jiangyang Support Association.
Xiao Ding shook hands with Jiang Yang: "In the future, when you come out of the show, you will see me and a group of fans to support you!"
Since then, when Jiang Yang, Peng Jie and Fu Shubao come out on the show, there will be a group of people who are particularly crazy... To be precise, it's a particularly crazy fan who came to cheer on it.
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Sophie received a message from Su Lesheng before she went to sleep.
"My cousin gets married next month, and my parents and I will come to Lincheng to play with you when the time comes. ”
"Cousin?"
"My aunt's daughter, you should have seen it. ”
"Okay! (clapping)"
I haven't seen Lesheng for more than two years, Sophie originally planned to take a long vacation to accompany Ben and Singapore after "Drill Man", since they are coming, she doesn't have to go, wouldn't it be better to spend all her time with Ben?
Sophie sent a message to Ben, he hasn't heard from him these days, but he's been busy day and night, and it's not like he hasn't tried to be out of touch for a few days. She held the phone, her eyelids getting heavier and heavier, and she fell asleep unconsciously... The phone was thrown on the ground, Sophie woke up, picked up the phone and saw that there was no information, she pulled the quilt and went to sleep in disappointment.