"Huh, eating the table?"

Xiahou Chun was stunned for a moment, and soon remembered that just now the doorman said that Ye Liangchen and the other party bet that whoever loses will eat the table, so Xiahou Chun suddenly became interested, eat the table, what material to eat the table, how to eat?

I saw a staff member come out with a large round table two meters square and put it in front of the man with two knives, who looked at such a big table with a-eating expression. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Just seeing that table Xia Hou Chun felt retribution, let alone eating it, but the material of the table Xia Hou Chun was very curious.

At this time, the man with the knife slowly sat down in front of the table, lifted the edge of the table, hesitated, and opened his mouth to bite it.

At this moment, Zhan Taoxian and Xiahou Chun were all engrossed in looking over, and their eyelids didn't dare to blink, and Shen Jia missed this wonderful moment.

That's it!

Suddenly, a loud shout came from behind the two of them!

"What a pair of dogs and a man! How dare you fight in the field here!"

At this moment, Xiahou Chun and Zhan Mossie were tense their nerves, and they were suddenly frightened by this sudden shout, their bodies trembled, and they jumped up directly on the spot!

"Ahh

Zhan Taoxian was so frightened that she screamed, stumbled and almost fell off the edge of the cliff, turned around, and looked at the three patrolmen opposite with a blank face, her two little hands covered her chest, and her little face was shocked.

Xiahou Chun was no better, when the loud shout came just now, he only felt that his heartbeat suddenly stopped, his body trembled suddenly, and he subconsciously jumped up and turned to look at the source of the sound, and when he saw three people in security uniforms, he reacted, patted his chest, and eased his pounding heart.

"I'm scared to death...... Xiahou Chun breathed a long sigh of relief, then looked at Zhan Taoxian beside him, and found that Zhan Taoxian was still stunned in place, with a dull expression, so he hurriedly stepped forward, held Zhan Taoxian's face with both hands, rubbed it gently, and then patted her face lightly and said:

"Okay, it's okay"

"Ah......h......h Oh......"

Zhan Taoxian finally eased up, looked at Xiahou Chun a little blankly, and then saw Xiahou Chun's hand pinching her face, immediately frowned, took Xiahou Chun's hand away, and whispered: "Hooligans"

Xiahou Chun rolled her eyes, her kindness was not reciprocated, but the master was nothing more than that, seeing how she usually babbled, she was still frightened and her eyes straightened, Xiahou Chun suddenly wanted to tell Zhan Taoxian a ghost story at night.

The two eased up, and then looked at the three security personnel, Xiahou Chun thought that the previous people said that they were fighting in the field, so he asked:

"Who are you, and on what basis do you say that we fight in the field? ”

Xiahou Chun didn't understand.

So one of them took out a document and shook it in front of Xiahou Chun's eyes, and said with a serious expression: "We are security patrols in the martial arts arena, just now we found out that the two of you have evaded tickets, and not only watch the game for free, but also fight here in broad daylight!"

As he spoke, the man sneered and said:

"You guys are very comfortable, it's quite romantic, while watching the game and playing in the field, the good thing is for you to occupy, let's go, come with us, pay some fines, alas, now the little young, it's really ......"

After the man finished speaking, Xiahou Chun and Zhan Taoxian were extremely embarrassed, Xiahou Chun glanced at his and Zhan Taoxian's clothes, and suddenly realized.

He only wore a small pair of pants on his lower body, and his upper body was naked, while Zhan Taoxian only wore a small **, and on the lower body, a clear-eyed person could see at a glance that he was wearing Xiahou Chun's pants.

Zhan Taoxian obviously understood why the security guard said that they were fighting in the field, so their faces turned red, but they didn't want to be misunderstood like this, so they defended:

"It's not like that, it's not what you think, we're just here to watch the game, and our clothes are torn by the thorns and we can't wear them, it's not ......"

"Come on, fight a field war, just fight a field war, now in such an open era, the young can't do anything, you don't have to explain, the explanation is a cover-up, and the field war is not illegal, but I see that your little girl's parents are so beautiful, but I didn't expect to be so uncaring for their bodies and chastity, alas, young people now, too impetuous......"

Before Zhan Taoxian finished speaking, she was interrupted by another security guard, and it was useless to look at her no matter how much she defended herself, the three security guards had already decided that they were fighting in the field here, so Zhan Taoxian felt both annoyed and aggrieved, and she pouted, and felt that the three security guards looked at her abnormally, so she became unnatural again......

Xiahou Chun also encountered this kind of thing for the first time, and now it is difficult to distinguish between words, so he had to acquiesce, so the two followed the security guard back and paid the fine, fortunately, the security guard's character was quite upright, and he took off his coat and gave it to Zhan Taoxian to wear, otherwise let Zhan Taoxian wear a small ** along the way, it would be better to let her die.

As for Xiahou Chun, no one cares, it is normal for a man to be shirtless in summer, as for the fact that he is only wearing small pants, the explanation given by the security guard is this:

'From the perspective of divergent thinking, men wear small underwear and women wear super shorts, both of which are essentially the same, both are very short pants, the only difference is that the man's crotch is more protruding than the woman'.

After the two paid the fine, they took a taxi home, all the way Zhan Taoxian was sullen and angry and didn't speak, as soon as he got home, he ran out of the house and didn't come out, Xiahou Chun didn't know what Zhan Taoxian was sulking, all because the princess was sick, although Zhan Taoxian was in a bad mood and had to deduct the mood value, but Xiahou Chun couldn't be shocked all the time for the mood value, otherwise sooner or later he would suffer from schizophrenia.

Today's day, it can really be described as a wave of unsettled waves, in just a few hours, experienced all kinds of things, first exchanged the small universe, knocked Zhan Taoxian's boudoir out of a big hole, and then Zhan Taoxian's friend Zhong Shuyan came again, and after Xiahou Chun repaired the big hole in Zhan Taoxian's boudoir, he and Zhan Taoxian ran to the martial arts arena to watch the game, and finally was misunderstood as a young man playing in the field, and called a fine, this day passed, it can only be said that life is really colorful.

Xiahou Chun looked at his watch, it was half past five in the evening, it was time for dinner, so after briefly thinking about what to eat for dinner, Xiahou Chun immediately devoted himself to the fiery business of making dinner, who called him a summoning beast, to feed the delicate little master, but also to raise the cute little master to be white and chubby and happy;

Alas, it is difficult to be a man,

It's hard to be a 'human' summoned beast,

Be an awkward and tantrum human summoning beast -

Difficult!