I don't have to look at it to know that there is still a big difference between bacon and human bones. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The police officers are not vegetarians, and without saying a word, they pressed the Sichuan man to the ground, and the man kept snorting Sichuan dialect as soon as he was in a hurry.

After watching the man being handcuffed and taken away, the passengers in this carriage exploded! I don't know if it's okay, but who doesn't know how sorry they are? Especially the two people who sat in the same row with this man were not so scared in their hearts, and they shouted for the conductor to change their seats.

But the conductor didn't even bother to answer them, and transferred them away, so who should be transferred? These days, it's good to have a seat on the train, what kind of bicycle do you want?

Later, I listened to a few travelers who came back to see the excitement and said that it turned out that this Sichuan man was specialized in reselling corpses to people to match yin marriage, and one of his customers had just died of his son, and he always felt that his son was lonely below, so he wanted to find a woman for his son to marry yin, but he had been looking for a long time and there was no suitable one. Later, he also found this Sichuan man, and heard that he could find a female corpse to marry him, so he gave him a deposit of 2,000 yuan, and when the matter was completed, he gave another 5,000! But he didn't expect that the "corpse bride" would be confiscated by the police comrades as soon as she got on the bus!

After this incident, I still thought in my heart, if the main family knew about this Sichuan man, and it was an old lady who was almost 80 years old as a daughter-in-law who came all the way to carry them back, would they vomit blood in anger?

My cousin's home is in a village called Jiajiatun, of course, not everyone there is surnamed Jia, just because a family from Shandong who first came here to open up the wasteland was surnamed Jia, and later they took root here, hence the name.

Jiajiatun is not big, there are more than 100 people in the whole village, my cousin's family lives in the east of the village, there are more than three acres of land at home, my cousin is not in good health, and has been resting at home.

In addition to making a living from farming, Uncle Cousin is also a well-known Mr. Yin and Yang in the local township. Although I can't make a lot of money, food and clothing are not a problem, so even if there is more of me who eats white food, the family will not be too nervous.

My cousin is a passionate Northeast woman, I met her when she came to Beijing to see a doctor when I was a child, and she was a beautiful woman in my childhood memories.

But now because of years of illness, her originally bright eyes have long become cloudy, and the handsome face pet of the year has also become swollen and fat because of the effect of drugs, but the only thing that has not changed is her enthusiasm for others.

As soon as they saw me, they hurriedly took my hand and said, "Let my cousin take a look, has our Jinbao changed much in the past few years?"

Seeing that her face was not beautiful, my eyes were a little red, but my cousin said happily: "Silly boy, do you see that my cousin is old and not as good-looking as before?"

I shook my head vigorously and said, "No, my cousin is still as beautiful as before!"

After listening to me, my cousin jumped on my head, "Running the train with a mouth, your cousin is still the same as back then, then she won't be an old goblin?"

I rubbed my head and said, "You're the goblin!"

My cousin smiled and let me go to the dinner table, and when I looked at it, I said, "Ho!" There are sauerkraut and white meat, pork stewed vermicelli, and my favorite sticky bean bun!

When my cousin saw that I was eating, he liked it very much, and he said, "Jinbao, but I can make it hard! Come to my cousin's house, I will definitely eat enough meat!"

I said vaguely while eating: "Don't worry, Uncle Cousin, I will definitely make it!"

Maybe it's because my cousin and aunt don't have children, so they like me very much, my cousin is not in good health, and she can't get pregnant, and then she raised a boy, but when she was three years old, she died, and then after my cousin calculated a hexagram for himself, he never mentioned the child's stubble.

But later, after getting drunk once, I heard him say: "In my life, I am destined to have no children, even if I go against the sky, in the end it will be just a bamboo basket to draw water, forget it, as long as Lanzi (my cousin's name is Zhang Guilan) her body can get better, it will be the same for the two of us." ”

When I came, it was exactly 39 days, in the rural areas of Northeast China, every household was at home in the winter, and the more than three acres of land in my cousin's house was enough for a ration, and a big black pig in the family could not be killed until the New Year, so if you want to eat meat, you have to go up the mountain with your cousin to hunt game.

When my cousin was young, he could wear a few robes in the mountains every winter, and now the national propaganda says that the robes are also national protected animals, and they can't be put on in the mountains, so he has to make up for his cousin's body in the winter with pheasants and hares.

My cousin took me into the mountains early this morning, I only wore a pair of woolen pants when I came from home, my cousin was afraid that I would be frozen so she made me a new pair of cotton pants, in her words, "I can't survive the winter without cotton pants in the Northeast!" So this morning I wore the new cotton pants that my cousin made for me, and I went up the mountain with my cousin warmly.

As soon as I arrived at the mountain, I was shocked by the vast white snow in front of me, and I saw that the dense pine forest was full of thick snow, and I stepped on it to the root of my thighs......

My cousin told me that although the snow in the mountains is very thick now, when it doesn't snow, any animal walking on the snow will leave traces. But now he doesn't have to use a shotgun to fight, he can only put some simple condoms, the next day, the next day, if he really accidentally traps any large prey, his cousin usually releases it!

Today, my cousin and I are going to check three places, and he has a set in his heart, and he will check it every day, unlike other people in the village, who mess with the set and then forget where they are, so that many large animals will starve to death after being caught in this set!

After the two of us walked in the mountains for about an hour, I heard my cousin suddenly tell me to lie down, I have always been timid, and I thought that I had met some kind of bear and black blind man?

He said proudly, "Jinbao, let's eat braised hare meat at night!"

I was naturally happy to hear it, and I swallowed saliva unconsciously.

My cousin slung the hare to his waist and dragged me up from the snow, "Let'......s go!"

So my cousin and I walked the snow for half an hour to find another place to put down the set, but unfortunately there was nothing on this set, and my cousin checked it carefully, and indeed no animal had ever gotten in, this time we had to leave in a huff and go to find the third set under him.