That's the theme song of the famous TV series "Country Love" adapted by me: My hometown, I live in this buttocks, I am a native of this buttocks, don't look at the buttocks are not big, there are mountains, rivers and forests, the front and back look very harmonious, plus me, it is more gregarious....... I feel that this song is used to describe my homeroom teacher, that is appropriate.

"Hey, goddess, goddess..."I kicked Yang Tianshu's stool.

"Bang", Yang Tianshu didn't look back, but moved the stool forward, and the hair behind her was flicked and flicked, just like the wild horse that took off the reins, if she tied two ponytails, it would be good, I could drag it and gallop on the battlefield.

"Goddess, goddess, I greet you, I have something to ask you. ”

"What's the matter, what are you always looking for me to do, don't always kick my stool in the future, it's very uncomfortable, if you want to kick it, you can kick yourself, Yang Tianshu turned around angrily, and said with a small face, that look doesn't mention how cute it is. ”

"Hehe" I don't think about whether we men and women give or accept kisses, if I reach out and pat your weak shoulder, then you can't be angry, I look like a gentleman like this, do you say it's a goddess?

"Gross... You can pull it down, you don't stumble when you say this, you can also match the word gentleman Yang Tianshu bent down and made a vomiting expression. ”

"Aren't you worthy? I'm out of chic and Yushu in the wind, and the word gentleman can be compared to me, I touched my chin and said,"

Don't say it, you're too shameless, these two words are really not suitable for you, I feel that there are two words that are very suitable, do you want to know?

"Why, what is it?"

"Then you can listen well, that's a beast, a well-dressed beast, how about it? These two words are very suitable for you, Yang Tianshu said with a smile. ”

"Forehead ..........." Goddess, I feel a little sad when you say that, my stomach is a little uncomfortable, and you have deeply stabbed my effective heart.

"Let's go to the side, you are still young in your heart, you say, what the hell, if you have something to say, let it go, let it go, the old lady's time is very precious, hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, hurry up, you can't afford to delay the time, Yang Tianshu wiped his little nose and said playfully, and borrowed a line from the star movie,"

"Goddess, are you really kind to me like this, don't you feel cruel, I will be sad, now my heart is bleeding, I said with my teeth bared. ”

"Don't baba, what do I have to do with you, I can treat you like this, you can be content, what else is it about, do you say it?

"Tell me..."

"Then hurry up and say, don't follow the old ladies to grind and chirp, Yang Tianshu urged. ”

"That's it, you just hurry up and say, why is it so ink, isn't it good to go straight to the topic, you will do this roundabout thing, I was anxious when I looked at it, Li Yuan on the side picked out his big snot and interjected. ”

", with your hairy eggs, stop squinting, in the slightest, don't say that I put my trick on you, I was going to take out my phone as I spoke. ”

"Li Yuan saw that I was going to take a secret weapon, and hurriedly explained: Misunderstanding, misunderstanding Brother Ha, I mean that you are very right to say this, you are foreshadowing below, otherwise you can't lead to the following, right?"

"Well, it's okay for you to say that, your analysis is very correct, that's what I think, you have to pay attention to your words in the future, don't say anything, it will hurt you, I said while kicking the phone back. ”

"Well, I know, big brother, Li Yuan smiled and lay on the table, his hands were not honest, and he kept puffing Zhu Xiaoying's hair in front of him. ”

I see that Zhu Xiaoying is going to be angry, from my position, I can clearly see Zhu Xiaoying's expression at this time, it is quite hideous and cruel, in a state of breaking out at any time, Li Yuan, Shabi doesn't know yet, and he is muttering there.

……..

"Goddess, this class was really cleaned up by the class leader just now?" I asked.

Yang Tianshu pouted when he heard this: Fart, he organized a poop, do you want that big face, and said that he stopped it, and the classmates actively participated, why did I listen to what he said and wanted to clean him up so much, it's so shameless.

"What's going on? It's not the classmates who cleaned it up, what's going on, tell me? I'm curious. ”

"You're so curious, that's me and my sister cleaned up together, he sat there like an uncle, how can someone in the class help clean up, no, there are people, it's the same table of the two dogs, she also helped clean up, I really didn't find it usually, she would even clean it up, Yang Tianshu whispered, the voice was so small that I couldn't hear it clearly. ”

She spoke so quietly, obviously afraid that others would hear it, after all, secretly mentioning other people's names behind her back must be bad, it is easy to cause misunderstanding, with Yang Tianshu's small physique, the three of them can't do the same table of two dogs.

"I'm grass, this squad leader is really going to put gold on himself, goddess, then thank you, thank you for cleaning up, in order to show it, I will definitely give you a fragrant kiss, I want to talk to you, I pursed my lips and ran to Yang Tianshu to kiss him, of course, I was just joking. ”

Frightened, Yang Tianshu hurriedly picked up a book on the table, and exhaled with a "snap" on my face, which almost didn't dry my tears out of my eyes.

"What are you going to do, you still have to kiss me, can you still have a face, if you are like this, I will tell you the teacher and let her string you away." ”

"Well....okay, I know the goddess, don't be impulsive, I'm joking, I won't be like this in the future, I said with a smile. ”

As soon as I mentioned that I wanted to tell the teacher, I remembered the last time I sold Yang Tianshu, in order to prevent the teacher from looking for my parents, I actually had a good relationship with the head teacher Yang Tianshu, this matter has always had a kind of guilt in my heart, and every time I think about it, I feel so regretful.

"Goddess, are you....still angry?"

"Angry, what are you angry about, what are you talking about, why don't I understand it, Yang Tianshu asked suspiciously. ”

"Ah....haha, it's okay, since you're not angry, it's good, I'm relieved, otherwise I'm still quite worried in my heart, that's it, no wonder, I scratched my hair and said. ”

"What kind of gibberish, what the hell are you talking about?"

"It's just... That, that attitude you had towards me yesterday. ”

"Oh, that, it's normal, we're not a couple, why are you so close to me, we have no relationship, it's too intimate, it's easy to be misunderstood, and it will delay me in finding a partner." ”

"Are you still looking for someone?"

"Yes, of course I'm looking for a partner, can I still be single for the rest of my life?"

"If you want me to say, you don't have to find a partner. ”

"Why don't you look for it? I'm not a nun, I'm not a monk, I'm looking for it, and I'm going to talk about a vigorous love," Yang Tianshu pouted and said. ”

You see, I said you don't have to look for it, that is, you don't need to look for it, aren't I just your ready-made object, if you don't use it for such a handsome guy like me, won't it be all wasted, such a good resource, don't you want to accept it? What should I do if someone snatches it away? yes, I said with a smile.

"You can pull it down, I'm not interested in you, stay away from me, you are not my favorite dish, our personalities are not suitable, and we seem to be eight-character criminals, not suitable for being together, Yang Tianshu shook his head. ”

"It's over, it's heartbroken, I feel like there's no love in an instant, am I going to be alone?"

"Well, it's normal for you to be alone, just your big carrot, whoever is unlucky with you will not be happy, Yang Tianshu nodded seriously. ”

"Won't I be happy? How can it be, whoever is my girlfriend, then I will treat her wholeheartedly, and I can't wait to give her my heart. ”

What you say is really good, but, sometimes, if you want this sentence, it's not that if you are good to her, she will love you, on the contrary, if you are too good to her, it will also cause her disgust, girls want spiritual and physical sustenance, girls like romance, such men and girls will like it, but you, but not, understand? Yang Tianshu said very seriously.

"Well, you're right, I'm really not that kind of person, hehe, I smiled bitterly. ”

"It's good to understand, Yang Tianshu turned around after speaking. ”

…..

Think about what Yang Tianshu said, it is indeed very right, I am not a person who likes romance, I am a little machismo, I think I am good to a person, but I found that in fact, I ignored her and did not go to her heart, maybe Duan Xinyao is like this, I ignored too much, I only knew that I had a girlfriend, but I didn't give her too many surprises and romance.

Just when I was thinking about these things, suddenly Zhu Xiaoying let out a "whoop".

"Li Yuan, are you so sick, what are you always pulling my hair for, I'm thinking about me lying down for a while, sleeping, you're so good, keep dragging my hair, if you like it, you take my head off, you drag it all day long, Zhu Xiaoying turned her head and yelled at Li Yuan like a machine gun. ”

"Oh..... daughter-in-law, I don't know, then I won't drag it, you can sleep, Li Yuan said as he took off his coat and gently draped it on Zhu Xiaoying's body. ”

Zhu Xiaoying looked at Li Yuan's movements, pursed her lips and smiled, did not speak, but directly turned around and lay on the table.

I glanced at Li Yuan, specially, even such a stupid person knows how to please girls and care about girls, but I can't do it, it's not that I can't do it, there are some things I want to say, I want to do, but I can't open my mouth or stretch out my hand, this may be the legendary low "EQ".