"Well..... don't poke me, let me sleep for a while, I'm going to be sleepy, I'm in a dream with my daughter-in-law, pop, all kinds of postures, all kinds of little love underwear, the old special energy, you go to play by yourself for a while, if you can't do it, just masturbate, don't bother me. Li Yuanba chirped a few times, and his mouth didn't even open his eyes.

"I'm grass, this dream let you do it, but it's enough to be flowery, and the fun little underwear is dry, and your heart is big enough." ”

I made up that kind of scene in my mind, Zhu Xiaoying was wearing a small student uniform, with a pair of pointed black high-heeled leather shoes on her feet, the uniform was just like the walking pork belly, and the high heels under her feet also leaked a small toe, thinking about it, I felt funny for a while, it was so interesting, what a talent.

"Don't sleep, don't you sleep, are you a gourd in your heart? Your daughter-in-law has run away with others, you still sleep, and you sleep so soundly, you are going to be the eighth king, the eighth king of the quack, do you like to be the eighth king?" I pushed Li Yuan hard.

"Oh, what a cucumber, how can I be a cucumber, if you want to use cucumbers, you can buy some yourself, and then serve yourself, don't bother me, I'm really sleepy." Li Yuan rolled over, turned to the other side, and fell asleep.

"Why do you want to use cucumbers, grandma, a bear, I can't wake you up? ”

With a "snap", I directly threw a big neck slip on the back of Li Yuan's neck.

"Whew....."

Li Yuanluo did it at once, and kept rubbing the back of his neck: Damn, Zhang Feng, you are so sick, I want to sleep for a while, this is a word for you to poke me, either cucumbers or eggplants, all special vegetables, and they are all stick-shaped, and now give me a whole big neck, what are you going to do?

"What else am I going to do, you can't listen to what I say, why are you sleeping like a dead man, your daughter-in-law has run away with others, you are still sleeping here, what do you think, you like to be green?" I glanced at Li Yuan.

"What's the matter? My daughter-in-law ran away with someone, with whom, Yang Tianshu?" Li Yuan asked, glancing at the empty space in front of him.

It's not Yang Tianshu, I haven't seen that person, I don't know it.

"Grass, why don't you stop me then?"

"I want to too, but I can't beat him with this physique, it's so strong, I'm not enough to punch people when I go up, I can kill me in seconds. ”

"Then you beckoned me, I'll get up, I'll him. ”

It's better not to mention it, I'm so angry when I mention it, didn't I call you? I even poked and pushed, you just didn't get up for me, I could only watch the two of them go out, no, it should be said that it was three, Yang Tianshu also ran out with him, and he was going to die.

"Who, such a good match, the two little girls are gone, you describe to me what they look like, I will go out to find him, Li Yuan said while putting on his coat. ”

That person, who can be 1.85 meters tall, has a shaved hairstyle that sticks to the scalp, his arms are almost as thick as your calves, his thighs are like my waist, and most importantly, his skin is a little green?

When Li Yuan heard this, he was a little confused in an instant, are you sure that what you said is a human? Such a strong, and green-colored skin, could it be that aliens are coming to the earth? Is our earth going to be destroyed?

"You're being pulled off, what you are playing with an accidental star, what I said is true, but it's not as evil as you say, it's just that this person is stronger, it's basically like taking hormones, maybe he can't do it himself.

"Oh, that's it........."

"What's the matter, him or not, as long as you say a word, I'll follow you to clean up that monster immediately. ”

Li Yuan paused for a few seconds, and gritted his teeth: him, you have to him, you can endure anything, but not in this matter, that's my daughter-in-law, how can you take it away for me casually, with my consent, I won't take it off for him, and isn't there still your goddess there, don't you want your goddess to be destroyed?

"Roll the calf, your goddess is so devastated, my goddess will not, she is the kind of chaste martyr who belongs to ancient times, and her temperament is strong, as long as she is someone she doesn't like, no matter how she treats her, she will not indulge herself a little, I said very confidently. ”

"Come on, you can pull a few down, let this make you say, she seems to be Mu Guiying and Sister Jiang, it's too much, besides, you two can understand it, you can make Sister Jiang, what are you going to do, to resist Japan? ”

"What kind of mess, what are you talking about, it's all up to the Japanese, haven't you woken up, are you still a little asleep?" Liu Yuan opened his mouth and asked.

", you didn't wake up, I'm analyzing you, okay?"

"No, it's not good, I won't let you give me an analysis. ”

“………….”

Brother, the more I think about this, the more I can't stand you, as your brother, I should really stop that person, but that person is too scary, I'm afraid that I didn't him, and then you ran over, with your current physique, you must not be able to do it, I want to him together, isn't this a little sure, you say no?

When Li Yuan heard this, he paused, and then said slowly: What are you talking about, how can I blame you, what you did is correct, if you go up, then this kung fu must also be in the hospital, let's go over together, maybe we can get down.

"Well, it's good if you understand, just understand. ”

"Without further ado, get up now, pick up the guy and him. After Li Yuan finished speaking, he stood up immediately, walked directly to the back position, picked up the stool of the big horse, and threw it hard to the ground, with a "pop", the stool was shattered instantly, Li Yuan picked up two stool legs, walked over and handed me one.

I watched Li Yuan's movements, I was stunned for a long time, I really didn't expect Li Yuan to be so direct: that....that, isn't it not very good, it's also a classmate, you just dismantled other people's stools like this? Isn't it a bit too much, a little inhumane, right?

"I'm grass, what are you talking to me? You also say I'm a little too much? Don't you know what we have to do with him, why don't you play with me now? I'll tell you, that is, Malaysia is not here now, if it's here, I'll appoint you to take off his two front teeth and make a shield, and we'll carry it, do you believe it?"

"Well....I believe, I can only believe, you can do it. ”

"Just believe it...."

I really didn't expect it, Li Yuan actually believed it, couldn't he see that I was joking with him? Or was he deliberately making me happy? If I was amused, it wouldn't be so real, I was really worried about his IQ, I was clearly describing the Hulk, didn't I hear it?

"Okay, don't stick to the pestle here, my daughter-in-law will be abrupt in a while, maybe your goddess will also be abrupt, Li Yuan stuffed the stick into my hand and dragged me out. ”

I looked at it, this can't work, if the two of us go out with a stick, we all think that we are going to fight, if Zhang Qi and Qi Tian see it, then I will have no way to end it.

I stopped and dragged Li Yuan: That....what, Brother Yuan, I'm joking with you, why are you still serious, don't you see that I'm lying to you, the kid I described to you is the Hulk in the movie, you don't want to think about how there is such a person in reality.

"You... You say you're lying to me? My daughter-in-law didn't run away with anyone else?"

"No, so far, then I'll be honest with you, in fact, they did leave with someone else, and left in a hurry as soon as school ended, but the man looked older, nearly forty years old, maybe the parents of the two of them, I just teased you, I want to see your reaction. ”

"What you said is true?" asked Li Yuan in disbelief.

"Well, it's true, lying that I'm your son's. ”

"Hoo ....."

That's good, I'm going to be scared to death............ Actually, I'm lying to you, I already knew you were joking, and I knew you were joking from the Hulk you described.

"You know the Hulk?"

Of course I know, there is a poster of the Hulk in my room at home, it's just that you haven't noticed, just his muscles, I am always envious, Li Yuan said with a smile.

"Now that you know everything, why are you smashing the horse's stool?"

"Because I don't like him, I want to smash his stool, is there something wrong?"

"Uh... There's nothing wrong with it, do you have a very good reason, I really admire it, it's very good, I enjoy watching it, we took these two stool legs. ”

"Okay, that's what I mean, we don't have anything to do in the class, just put it right here for the two of us, Li Yuan nodded. ”

Putting the legs of the stool into the table, I put my arm around Li Yuan's shoulders and said: Let's go, let's eat, my brother invited you to a big meal today, it is a place you have never been to before.

"Really, what kind of meal?" asked Li Yuan with a wink of his eyes.

"Of course it's true, you'll know when you go, let's go...."

The two of us walked out of the class with a smile, chatting and looking into other classes to see if there were any young couples who were doing embarrassing things in the class at noon when no one was around.

At that time, many couples would choose to stay in the class during the lunch break, and then lock the door and start to get started..........