Zhang Shan declined Tony's kindness to her, but she staggered and grabbed me, insisting that I send her.

Zhang Shan, who was drunk, was sexy and intoxicated, wearing a bright yellow T-shirt on her upper body and a sky blue short skirt below, her face was already red, and her lips were delicate.

In all fairness, buddies are not like film and television male pig's feet a few years later, they are either jade-faced peach blossoms or naturally beautiful. The buddy just has a sword eyebrow that he has been envious of since he was a child for the hair of the Public Security Bureau in his hometown. At most, it's a little more masculine on the body, yes, it's a mixture of sweat and hormones, right?

When I got into the taxi, Zhang Shan turned around and grabbed me who was about to close the door after I helped her open the back door and staggered in.

"You get up, it's too heavy!" Zhang Shan, who unconsciously made a blurred sound, suddenly woke up and said shyly.

"Okay, okay, I really didn't mean to!"

Worried about being looked down upon by Zhang Shan, my buddy is a cadre, so I quickly got up with a little nostalgia and leaned on the side of the car door.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Seeing me as if a gecko was squeezed between the back of the narrow chair and the car door, that kind of embarrassment and panic, Zhang Shan laughed "poof", peach blossom eyes watery, "It's okay, I know you didn't mean it, you did it on purpose!"

"Hey, I said buddy, where are you going?" The brother couldn't stand it anymore, "Go home and flirt again, okay?"

"Excuse me, let's go?"

I hurriedly closed the rear door and looked at Zhang Shan in confusion.

"Allah went to the Hongqiao Road waterfront time community to cut down. Zhang Shan lightly opened her lips, and the Chinese characters were like dewdrops, sliding down on the dry ground one by one.

"Hey, I found that you learned the Donghai dialect very well!" I said from the bottom of my heart.

"Nong Gang is not stupid (you are not stupid), Allah was originally screwed (person) in the East China Sea"!

Zhang Shan smiled amoryly, and the buddy quickly turned his head and looked directly at the iron fence in front of him. "I don't know, wow!" replied.

"Hehehe. ”

Zhang Shan's laughter made my blood boil a little.

"What you said tonight is really exciting!" Zhang Shan looked at me sideways, with a look of reverence. "I didn't expect you to have a lot of backbone. ”

"It's nothing, I just look down on those guys whose foreign moons are rounder than Huaxia! And, you see, our country will soon be revived!" I said firmly, with some longing.

"I believe it too!" Zhang Shan followed excitedly.

"Hmph, in a few years, let those who look down on us tremble! And those yellow-skinned and white-hearted bananas!"

I clenched my fists and said seriously.

"Today I find out that I want to get to know you again!" Zhang Shan looked at me generously and said sincerely. "A small accountant, still so worried about the country and the people. ”

"Hahaha!" I amused her, "how can I be so noble? ”

"That's not bad, among your peers, you're old", Zhang Shan kept praising me, so that I suddenly had some boredom with Zhao Xiaomin, who always criticized me, you know, in this world, who doesn't like to hear praise and understanding?

"Don't praise me, if you praise me again, my brother will be proud!" I said, pretending to be shy.

"Hehehe, are you still shy?" Zhang Shan sighed, "But, you have the capital to be proud of! ”

"You, what's wrong?" I suddenly wanted to know what she was thinking.

"Forget it, I'll tell you later", Zhang Shan suddenly stopped talking, and the carriage fell silent. Only a flash of neon lights and lonely street trees, with the occasional flickering of figures, made me sure that this was not my hometown. Moreover, Dayi (the small county seat of Fuxing Town) does not have neon signs!

"By the way, why don't you let the mud and water take you home?" After a while, I remembered a question about my baby.

"Hmph!" he thought. A big pervert. Zhang Shan gave me a blank look, and her eyes and pupils reminded me of the famous hazy poem: "The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light." ”

Zhang Shan pursed her lips, saying that Tony always wanted to take advantage of her, and said that he would promote her and give her a salary increase.

"He's so dirty?" I didn't expect the sanctimonious Tony to be so obscene.

Male compatriots, you must remember! A great law discovered by buddies: Don't act rashly until a beautiful woman has shown obvious affection! That will make her think you are lewd.

Many times, if you leave immediately, or simply turn a blind eye, it is a successful strategy to attract beautiful women!

You have to comfort yourself like this: even if you can't hold the beauty in the end, at least, you will always be mysterious and tall in her heart!

"Yes, he doesn't want to think about it, just with his Wu Dalang's height, he is not as tall as me. ”

Zhang Shan looked disdainful.

"Ask," I wondered if the cat had jumped out again. "How tall are you?"

"Guess what!" Zhang Shan tilted her head.

"168!" I closed my eyes (not talking nonsense) and said a number, the truth of adding money to goods and reducing life expectancy when meeting people, buddy still understands, but this time, it is indeed true.

"Hehehe" Zhang Shan laughed, "You will also please people! How can you be so tall? I am 163."

"But I really think you're pretty tall!" I'm about to swear.

"Look at you, I'm wearing high heels. Zhang Shan laughed softly again.

"Hey, Tony, he said give you a raise, isn't it?" I joked.

"You talk nonsense," Zhang Shan said angrily, "the young lady is not bad for money! Besides, you are only 15,000 for a big manager." ”

"Huh, do you even know my salary?" I seemed to be a transparent person, and I couldn't help but shout. "You, what else do you know about me?"

"No, it's everything on the file," Zhang Shan corrected.

"Hahaha!" I was a little amused, "It's okay, you added." Otherwise, it scares me to death. "I pretended to slap my chest.

"I can't see it, you're pretty bad too", Zhang Shan was about to fight.

"Spare me, Miss," I said, "now I regret letting me send you, right?

She tilted her head and looked at me seriously, "But, do you dare?"

"Hehe, don't dare. "I turned my head away.

"Hmph! I know you're a coward. Zhang Shan raised her fist demonstratively.