"Haha, okay, listen to you, it's a gentleman, Zhang Qi smiled and patted me on the shoulder. ”

"Let you say this, I was originally a gentleman, a tough man, a standard Northeast man;"

"Yes, you're so tough, but you're not a man from the Northeast, at most a child from the Northeast. ”

"Grass" I laughed and scolded and hugged Zhang Qi's shoulders and went upstairs, and after returning to the class, I talked with Li Yuan for a while, I felt a little sleepy, and my upper and lower eyelids were fighting, I thought about doing some questions, and when I saw that the words I wrote were like the ghost drawings, I couldn't see what was written at all, and I didn't know what I wrote;

I glanced at the head teacher in front, I was reading with my head down, anyway, the last two classes were self-study, that is, the head teacher watched the study, I poked Li Yuan next to me: Help me look at the teacher, I sleep, it's too sleepy, what are you doing? I yawned and said...

What about reading love letters, this love letter written to me by my daughter-in-law is really beautiful, full of love, you sleep with yours, sleep with confidence and boldly, I will greet you when the head teacher comes, Li Yuan lowered his head and studied the love letter written by Zhu Xiaoying to him, with a happy smile.

"Then you take your time, I'll sleep first, and after that, I just lay on the table, pillowed my arms and closed my eyes...."

When I go to school, that kind of sleepiness is really sleepy, especially in the summer afternoon, it is hot and stuffy, it can make people sleepy and crazy, if I lie on the table and sleep at that time, it is called a pleasure, just when I am sleeping soundly, I feel that my mouth is cold, and suddenly the back of my neck is painful, and I am so scared that I hurriedly open my eyes;

I said how do I feel cold at the side of my mouth, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Li Yuan's big face appear in front of my eyes, snoring, and there was still saliva in my mouth, a table flowed, all flowed to my mouth, my stomach churned, it was so disgusting, and Li Yuan's nose still had a big snot, slimy...

I felt my back was cold and windy, as if someone was watching from behind, I hurriedly sat up, and looked back to see that the head teacher was looking at me, and the whole class was watching the two of us, the second dog was secretly taking pictures of me with his mobile phone, and I don't know whether to shoot me, or the sexy back of the head teacher or the beautiful legs in cotton socks, the second dog squinted his eyes, bit his lip, and had a squinting expression;

What time is it, are you about to eat? I see that you sleep very soundly, you don't like to read well, and you still sleep? Do you think this is your house? The head teacher grabbed my ears and dragged me up.

"Oh, mom, it hurts..... teacher I know it's wrong..... I won't sleep in class in the future....."

"Do you have a memory? Have you forgotten what you told me? Seeing that tomorrow is one of the exams, I see how you can do in the exams, if you can't meet the standards I give you, then take a picture of your parents, and I'll talk to your parents. ”

"Teacher, what are you talking about? So fast? Exams are coming tomorrow? Isn't it time for next Friday?"

It's next Friday, how did you go to school, didn't you inform me early, this Friday's exam, I look at your state, you must have to find parents, the head teacher let go of my ears, and tapped my chest with green fingers, it doesn't hurt at all, it's quite comfortable, and there is a feeling of excitement.

"Teacher, don't worry, I will definitely be able to do well in the exam, I am prepared, I study every day during this time, and I study at ten o'clock at night, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to fall asleep just now, I scratched my head in embarrassment. ”

Learn more than ten o'clock, do you work so hard, let's do it, I'll apply to the school in a while, and let you go to the evening self-study with the junior high school every night, how about it? Seeing that you study so hard, I have to create a good learning environment for you, the head teacher stared at me with a smile and asked.

"Forehead ....." I don't need a teacher, it's troublesome, I can just learn at home, it's very quiet, I don't like a lot of people to study together, I feel very awkward, I won't be able to learn......

"Heh, you have a lot of requirements, the head teacher snorted coldly, Zhu Xiaoying, you put your hand down for me, don't call him, I've been standing here for so long, he still sleeps again, and snores, I want to see how long he can sleep. ”

"Oh... Okay, Zhu Xiaoying smiled and put her fleshy little hand down. ”

I saw that this Li Yuan was still sleeping there, still snoring, although the movement was not very big, but I could hear it, and the saliva was still dripping, and the big snot was bubbling, and the saliva had already flowed down the table to the ground, and the transparent silk thread was pulled, and it seemed to be pulling saliva....

"Zhang Feng. ”

"Ah, what's wrong, teacher?" I asked, looking up. ”

"I'll give you a task, and I'll clean up this table for the two of you in a while, and the head teacher said as he picked up a dictionary from the little fat man's desk. ”

"That teacher, can I refute it, can I not clean it up, I can't do it, I look a little disgusting, and there is a smell, I am almost sick to my stomach, I ..... I glanced at Li Yuan's big snot and saliva, I actually retched a little....."

With a "bang", the head teacher took the dictionary in his hand and smashed it hard against Li Yuan's back, so frightened that Li Yuan stood up with a "whoop", shouting, "Who hit me, stand up?"

I'm beating, I'm standing here, do you want to hit me?" The head teacher asked coldly.

"Huh?" Li Yuan's eyes straightened when he saw the head teacher standing next to him, wiped a handful of snot and saliva, and didn't say a word for a long time, until he made a "poof" sound, and let out a fart, which was quite loud....

"Haha"

"I Grass"

"It's wonderful"

"It's all out of the way."

"Oh mom, you're still farting, Zhu Xiaoying hurriedly covered her nose and whispered, even Yang Tianshu next to her couldn't help but hehe Zhile, maybe he smelled something, he hurriedly covered his nose, his eyes narrowed like a crescent moon. ”

You....hey, pay attention to the occasion, the head teacher was stunned for a long time and didn't know what to say, and then pointed at Li Yuan: You are really hopeless, see the results of this exam, if your grades have not improved at all, then you will find your parents, and then study to learn physical education, your body is really blind if you don't learn physical education, you are really not suitable for learning cultural classes.......

With a "snap", Li Yuan stood up in the standard military posture again, raised his head, and said to the head teacher with a serious face: "Teacher, please rest assured, I will definitely not let you down, I will definitely get a good score in the exam, my dream is to get the first place in the class, this is what I have always wanted to do, I will always work hard, I will work hard and forge ahead......"

Stop, put your set away, you still want to take the first, don't dream, in your current state, there is no problem with the penultimate number of exams, don't even think about the number one, you two hurry up and sit down, the head teacher bit the girl helplessly after speaking, walked back to the podium, rubbing his temples with his little hands, it may be a little painful.

"Big brother, what's the matter with you, didn't I say that you should help me watch it, why are you still asleep, sleeping this fragrant, I asked Li Yuan in a low voice. ”

"Damn, you think I want to sleep, I see you are asleep on your stomach, and you are still smacking, I can't sleep anymore, I really can't stand it, I don't know why I fell asleep, if you don't sleep, can I sleep with it?"

"Why do you blame me, why are you sleeping so close to me? You are about to kiss me on the mouth, you don't know that as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw your big face plate, our noses were almost together, scared me, you said that you slept and what you drooled, it all flowed on my mouth, it was really disgusting, "phew" I spit on the ground. ”

I'm sorry, I'm a little out of control, I dreamed just now, I dreamed of my little Yingying, the two of us "snapped" in the dream, and it was quite passionate, Li Yuan scratched his head with a smile.

Nima, I still have the heart to dream about doing that, what do you think you want, I can't sleep with you in class in the future, it's too disgusting, you can only dream and drool, what are you doing with a big snot, and "gurgling" has been bubbling there, humming, you're going to be angry with me, I was a little crazy and pulled a handful of hair, and directly pulled off four or five roots.

"Pay attention later, pay attention later. ”

At this time, Zhu Xiaoying turned around and handed Li Yuan a few facial tissues, Li Yuan took it and put it on his nose and sniffed it vigorously, and almost sucked the paper into his nostrils.

"Xiao Yingying, you are so good, you know that I woke up and my face was a little dirty, and you gave me a tissue, you are so caring, Li Yuan took a paper towel and shone it on the big face of the grinding plate, and there was a sharp rubbing on the plate, and the confetti fell down. ”

You think too much, I want you to wipe the table, it's all your saliva, it seems to have been waxed, disgusting to death, and your snot is about to flow into your mouth, don't you feel it?

"Hehe" Li Yuanle wiped the big snot and wiped the table again, I couldn't stand it a little bit, and I didn't know if Li Yuanliu was a harazi or glue, slimy, the paper towel slapped up, and it stuck there with a "pop", and it took four or five sheets of paper to wipe it clean.

"You two be quiet in the back, don't make a move, if it affects my study, I will definitely tell you to the teacher, do you hear?" Yang Tianshu turned around and gritted his little silver teeth and looked at me viciously and said. ”

I glanced at Yang Tianshu, who was a little red and swollen, his hair was a little messy, and he was haggard, "Hmm" I know, goddess, don't worry, we will definitely make a sound. ”

"Don't call me a goddess in the future, I don't like this title, call me by my name, after speaking, Yang Tianshu turned around angrily. ”

"Well..... I know, I won't scream anymore, I smiled awkwardly. ”

…………………….

"Zhang Feng, Zhang Feng...."

I heard someone call me, I looked around, it was the second dog, this kid called me with a smile on his face, saw me turn around, looked up at the teacher, and then threw a paper ball in his hand at me, I hurried, motioned for me to look at the note.