Chapter 362: The Speech (4)
I have to say that this is the first time in my life that the class leader has experienced the wonderful experience of "complaining about what he is giving while giving a speech".
ββMiss Ayukawa, thank you so much!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the people of ancient times had no electric lights or electrical appliances, and they themselves followed the law of sunrise and sunset, so they spent almost half of the day sleeping! Now our problem comes...... Why did the ancients know that the food was shoddy, but the health was not often sick, and we modern people are so nutritious but we are still suffering from minor illnesses?
Please, no matter who it is, hurry up and complain about it!
Is it only the class leader who thinks that the slot is very much?
After being overwhelmed by the slots and at a loss for a while, the class leader who came back to his senses finally understood why no one came to complain now.
It was probably that Miss Buchuan's previous speech was too serious, and then it directly caused the teachers and students in the audience to become very serious and serious, and then under their own subjective consciousness, they invisibly put a very serious "disguise" on the nonsense here.
After thinking of this, the class leader naturally only felt all kinds of horrors, and began to doubt life.
Could it be that this is also within Miss Buchuan's calculations?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that this must be the "truth", and the head of the class naturally twitched the corners of his mouth directly and speechlessly, and the feeling of "being ruthlessly used by Miss Buchuan" in his heart became more and more profound...... Can she report it? Well, the class leader herself knows that it is completely impossible to report it! However, then the class leader quickly noticed that the three speeches in his hand seemed to be nearing the end, and his mood suddenly jumped one by one. The big stone in my heart suddenly loosened a lot.
After all, there is no need to speak with a clear conscience, right? God knows how tormented the class leader is when he speaks.
ββIt's too painful to endure not complaining!
Besides, in fact, the head of the class herself also really wanted to complain about these in front of Buchuan Xiao himself, so her spirit naturally couldn't help but cheer up.
"Gentlemen, we can't continue to be muddy! Lack of sleep is the enemy, and we must not 'tolerate adultery'!" The speech is coming to an end, Miss Buchuan, can you come back normally? The class leader is not very demanding, as long as the first sentence at the beginning of the speech is so normal! At least there must be a good ending! "All in all, for the sake of the health of the students and the school's admission rate, the implementation of 'nap time' is completely urgent!"
Well, the head of the class is thinking too much, how can Miss Buchuan come back normally?
Looking at the long list of exclamation marks on the top of the speech, the head of the class felt that he had found the reason why Miss Bukawa wrote so quickly. She probably spends most of her time writing exclamation points.
"This concludes my speech. β
After escaping the catastrophe, the class leader naturally secretly sighed in his heart, and finally bowed to the audience, and the class leader turned around and hurriedly walked off the stage...... Unexpectedly, only the first and last sentences of the beginning of this speech are normal.
When he stepped off the stage, the expression of the class leader was indeed very complicated. She felt that she probably would never ask Miss Buchuan to help her write a speech again in her life.
- What a pit!
Then the head of the class stepped down, and of course the school leaders on the side of the review team would not stop. A middle-aged man who looked very serious solemnly lowered his head and said solemnly: "Although there are some things that make people want to complain, this is indeed a very wonderful speech." So after interception, another white-haired old man over half a hundred years old also responded, looking very relieved: "Yes, yes, although there are indeed quite a lot of slots, the content of the speech is obviously beyond the scope of ordinary students." β
At last. One of the oldest people took on the task of "summing up".
"I didn't think it would be a terrible kid to give a speech on the reputation of the school and the promotion rate...... Although there are a lot of slots. β
So can you not keep worrying about "a lot of slots"!
All in all, the class leader should be relieved to know that she is not alone in this speech...... However, this is not the point, it seems that these people are in the school leadership. It seems that they all have a super high opinion of the class leader.
Is this in the sight of the leaders?
What a sad story...... I don't know if the class leader should cry or laugh after knowing these things.
Although the class leader's speech was very shocking, it directly caused an uproar among the teachers and students, and also aroused the unanimous appreciation of the school leaders, but this was only the first contestant, and this election speech still needs to be continued! The effect was so memorable that the speeches of the contestants following the class leader were a little inferior, and some of them even felt very pediatric.
It's just that there is a lot of empty Mandarin spoken very empty, so it is naturally clear which is better or worse between the class leader and them.
Of course, the atmosphere at the scene was far worse than when the class leader gave a speech.
All in all, when the class leader knew that she had "stood out" in this way, she herself felt all kinds of desire to cry without tears! In comparison, the class leader actually wanted to be one of these people! After all, at least in this case, the class leader is more ordinary, isn't it?
Miss Buchuan's speech made her so extraordinary (in every sense)!
And if it is too dazzling in this election, doesn't it mean that the class leader will be more eye-catching after joining the student council?
- The class leader just wants to live an ordinary life!(To be continued......)
PS:_(:Π·γβ )_ I have a bad appetite in the last few days, and I feel good...... Finally, I remind everyone that there is an airdrop recommendation vote!