Chapter 23: The old man who fights with his mouth
Jiao Maosheng was alone in the hospital for a month, under the careful care of the doctor and the beautiful nurse, the wound was healed, but he slept and ate every day, ate and slept, like a pig, with a body of fat and calluses on his back. During this time, he waited for Wen Jinhe to comfort him, but looking forward to the stars and the moon, he became a flower in the mirror, the moon in the water, and Wen Jinhe's classmates didn't treat him as a delicious dish at all. After being discharged from the hospital, he did not go straight home, but went straight to the police academy.
In front of Zhang Gaokai, there are two rows of powerful boys and two rows of heroic girls, Wen Jinhe stands tall and cold in the middle of the girls, with fine beads of sweat on her handsome face, and her whole face is like a lotus leaf stained with spring dew, exuding a faint fragrance.
This class is a grappling fighting class, Zhang Gaokai gave the whole class a dismount as soon as he started class, and asked all the students to run twenty laps around the playground first. No, before he had time to rest, Zhang Gaokai came to an emergency assembly and asked all the students to stand by and accept his lecture.
Zhang Gaokai's eyes were like torches, condescending, he was full of energy, and said in a low voice, physical fitness is the basis of grappling and fighting, and it is also the fundamental guarantee for whether the enemy can be subdued in the end, judging from the running situation just now, except for Wen Jinhe, the physical fitness of other students is very problematic, and the speed is also very slow, and it does not meet the expected requirements;
Everyone set their eyes on Wen Jinhe, the boys' eyes were full of dissatisfaction, and the girls' eyes were envious and jealous. However, Wen Jinhe didn't care about the instructor's golden words, although he was verbally praising himself, but she thought that this kind of praise was just to create more opponents for herself, purely to support herself, and to make enemies with others, and she didn't care about the eyes of her classmates, in her opinion, this kind of look has always been a self-comfort that she has not eaten wolf meat, and she is disgusted that the wolf runs too fast, which is the most unproductive emotional exposure of human beings, so she still stands like a pine, tall and cold.
Jiao Maosheng was grinding hard with the doorman, but he miscalculated this time, the gate of the police academy is not so easy to fool, nor is it so easy to enter, his three-inch tongue may be okay to deceive girls, but it is not okay to deceive the old man.
In his opinion, most of the people guarding the door are powerful eyes, and they will only judge people by their appearance, watch the food and eat, and will not seriously interrogate them at all, otherwise, how can the theft of various units be explained? However, what he didn't expect was that the old man who was the doorman here seemed to have a sharp eye, and after the old man glanced at him, he quickly stopped him: "Young man, this is a police academy, outsiders are not allowed to enter, you better go and play elsewhere." ”
Jiao Maosheng is used to being arrogant in his school, how can he look at an old man guarding the door, he said with a hippie smile, uncle, I am a student of the police academy, why do you have such a bad memory? I enter through this door every day, and go out through this door, why don't you know me?
The old man has seen too much of this kind of person who wants to fish in troubled waters and get through the test in a foolish way, he glared at Jiao Maosheng, the white eyebrows on his eyes raised upward, and said coldly, bring the school emblem!
"Uncle, you're not mistaken, what school emblem do I need to enter this school every day? Now it's almost class, don't delay my baby time, you should also know, wasting other people's time is equivalent to wasting other people's lives, or let me in first, I'll send it later." Jiao Maosheng was afraid that if it dragged on for too long, he would be a gangster, he said angrily.
"Don't pretend, young man, you think I don't have any eyesight, the boys in this police academy are all handsome and chic, burly and extraordinary, it is impossible to have a creamy little girl with oily hair and flour like you, let's go, don't mess around with me." The old man was too lazy to grind his teeth with him, and said disdainfully.
How could Jiao Maosheng get this kind of blow, in the University of Political Science and Law, a young man like him Jiao Maosheng is already a very sunny rarity, the uncle who guards the door actually ridiculed and ridiculed himself like this, this is worth it, he was angry, and said shamelessly: "What are you talking about? Young Master Ben looks so jade and graceful, you actually say that I am a cream student, old man, are your eyes a little flowery?"
Jiao Maosheng didn't think he had enough to brag about, and he wanted to go before he left, so he pouted and shouted: "Old man, old tent, you are looking down on people with dog eyes, and looking at people through the cracks in the door, can you compare with those reckless men with simple minds and well-developed limbs in the police academy with high IQ like me?"
"Young man, this is the police academy, how can you allow a roe deer like you to shout grievances here, let's go, don't delay Uncle Ben to read the newspaper," the old man no longer paid attention to him, took the newspaper and read it, "If you want to find a girl from our police academy, you have to first train this pig meat on your body into shuttlecock meat, and train this greasy cream face into a sun-colored face." ”
Jiao Maosheng complained bitterly in his heart, the quality of people is really high now, this old man who guards the door of the little police academy, when he speaks, he actually opens and closes his eyes, one by one, it is no wonder that the security guards of Peking University have been admitted to the university one after another. It seems that after thinking about the old man's level, Jiao Maosheng drooped his head, like a defeated rooster, and teased himself: "You bad old man, there is really no cure, I won't bother you anymore, just find a hole and get into it yourself." ”
"Go, go, boy, a playboy like you who can't hold up the wall, and still wants to soak in our police academy girl, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, and there is no door. The old man lifted the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a disdainful expression.
"Uncle, the dog will jump off the wall when he is in a hurry, just wait and see. Jiao Maosheng replied to the old man of the doorman, and did not forget to fly one to him.
Just do it, Jiao Maosheng belongs to what kind of dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, he ate a closed door soup at the old man's place, and his heart was naturally unwilling, he walked around the wall of the police academy, trying to find a breakthrough, in his opinion at the time, even if it was a dog hole, as long as he could get in and see Wen Jinhe, who was thinking about it, he would rather drill it so much.
Jiao Maosheng is really a piece of the best hob meat in the treatment of love, he keeps encouraging himself, as long as love is true, it doesn't matter if he drills a hole, today Lao Tzu will be a love dog, like a monkey who got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan, my old comrade Jiao has to get into the belly of your police academy.
Although Jiao Zhuang has the spirit of fearless sacrifice to become a benevolent man if he does not succeed, but in the face of the iron wall of the police academy, even if he hysterically shouts Amen Buddha, he can only return in vain.
However, people have shit luck sometimes, no, the sound of oh ha on the playground of the police academy attracted Jiao Maosheng to the past, he was like a drowning man grasping a life-saving straw, the previous gray face turned into sunny, a few cats and dogs jumped, and jumped to the fence near the playground.
However, the wall of this dog day is really too high, higher than that of the Forbidden City, higher than the big wall, however, fortunately, there is no barbed wire on it, no high-voltage electricity, otherwise, he will be happy in vain, and he can only obediently go home.
Raising his spirit, he made a few preparatory movements, jumped a few legs, moved his wrist a few times, pinched his neck, Jiao Maosheng took a big breath, and rushed towards the high wall, but unfortunately, before his hand reached the top of the wall, he fell to the ground with his buttocks, his face to the sky, like a scale, and fell down heavily.
Fortunately, Jiao Maosheng has not been in this world for a long time, although he is a bit cynical and bells and whistles, he has not done anything lacking in virtue, otherwise, God would have to throw him with a crippled limb or a concussion.
He said with a look of annoyance, the old tent is right, it seems that it is not enough to have IQ alone, if you want to climb over this wall, you have to practice shuttlecock meat; you can't just practice shuttlecock meat, you have to practice bouncing power.
Love to fight to win, do not abandon and do not give up, Jiao Maosheng is not a person who speaks lightly about failure, he has stubbornness in his bones, he looked at the high wall, and decided not to fight, but to fight.
He found a sharp stone, used him as a wall axe, and chiseled a few foot holes on the wall like a climbing wall, and after looking at his victory results with a few smug glances, he did not forget to praise himself: Haha, Ben Shao is still a little clever.
Knowing that the wall is high, he jumps on the wall. After resting for a while, he shouted, failure is the mother of success, success or failure is in one fell swoop, Amen, I wish Ben Shao a victory in the first battle. said that it was too late, it was fast, so he flew and jumped, stepped on, jumped, and swished a few times, Jiao Maosheng finally climbed the wall, and then, one crotch turn, one leg raised, one butt sat on the wall, overlooking the playground, despising the heroes!