025 Ming Taizu's affair
Seeing Xiaobai's description with relish, a strange light flashed in Wushan's eyes.
"Last time I ate your kung pao chicken, today I'll invite you to eat pancakes. It's in the alley over there, the car is parked here, and I guess I can't drive in. ”
This time, Wushan was surprisingly obedient.
He has never entered the Hutong when he is so old, and the life of the Hutong people is full of fireworks makes him very novel.
Some people poured footwater on the street, some scolded and scolded their children to do their homework, some people who came home late were cooking with smoke and fire, and some people were arguing with the family at home.
Xiaobai walked in it with a light car, but Wushan kept dodging the little kids who rushed over, as well as the rampaging bicycle, and his attention was always highly concentrated.
He is tall and burly, and the alley is even narrower and cramped.
After walking for a short time, Xiaobai stopped under a street lamp somewhere.
The strange sound of babbling is supposed to be an opera show played on a radio that is old enough to be an antique.
The dim light shines on an old stall truck.
On the horse in the back of the car, there was a gray-haired old man,
Xiaobai shouted at the top of his throat when he was far away: "Grandpa He, I'm here!"
She doesn't usually have to speak so loudly.
When the old man heard her voice, he was very happy, and stood up to greet her.
Xiao Bai took three steps and two steps to meet him, and held the old man's rough hand: "Grandpa He, how are you doing lately? Is the headache a little better? Does your knee hurt again?"
"Old arms and old legs, it's not much better. ”
"You have to eat and sleep on time, don't get too tired. ”
"Okay, grandpa listens to you. ”
"I'd like to eat your pancakes!"
"Hehehe, I'll do it for you now!"
The old man began to skillfully spread the batter on the discus, but his hands trembled slightly because of his advanced age.
"I want three of them today!"
"Girl, it can't be that you haven't even eaten breakfast yet, right?"
"Hahaha, no, because I also brought a big guy to eat. ”
When I turned around, I saw Wu Shan lying behind him expressionlessly, and he didn't mean to say hello.
The lights in the alley are dim, the old man's eyes are not good, and he never cares about the richest man or not, so he doesn't recognize Wushan at all, and he doesn't care about Wushan's coldness.
"Girl, are you so tall?
"Where is the object, he is...... It's a passerby. Besides, his head is too stubborn if he plays professional basketball. ”
Wu Shan began to blow his beard and stare at the side, grinding his teeth, thinking that it was against you, Bai Yunnuan!
Xiaobai innocently turned around and asked him, "Is it enough for the two of you?"
Wu Shan condescendingly stretched his neck to look at the boxes of "suspicious objects", not sure what they were: "Whatever." ”
"Grandpa He, give him two copies!"
"Okay!"
So the old man grabbed all the ingredients.
The freshly baked pancakes were carried in a thin plastic bag, and Xiaobai handed them to Wushan first: "It's so hot, it's hot, try it while it's hot!"
Wu Shan picked up the bag, looked at it carefully with the eyes of the criminal, and said: "The plastic bag contains plasticizers, which will dissolve when exposed to hot food, affecting reproductive function. ”
"Oh, buy cakes!"
Xiaobai was petrified on the spot.
Isn't that what everybody eats?
Fortunately, the old man couldn't hear very clearly.
Xiao Bai raised the plastic bag in front of Wushan's eyes angrily, lowered his voice and said fiercely: "Eat once, it will not affect your family's good genes and future generations! Eat quickly! Don't waste the labor of the elderly!"
Wu Shan looked at this woman who was getting farther and farther away on the road to death, and just wanted to educate her and tell her what kind of posture she should use to talk to herself, when she suddenly smelled the fragrance wafting from the bag up close.
In his cognition, there had never been such a fragrance.
In addition to the taste of eggs, chopped green onions and ham mixed together on the high-temperature iron plate of the lalala, it is also mixed with the smoke and fire of the market, commonly known as the earth's qi, which is completely unfamiliar to Wushan.
He had never paid attention to what ordinary people ate, drank, and used for entertainment, and what they would do for nothing.
In the past, he could kill several catties of pork belly by himself in one meal, and he had to drink a stomach full of wine!
Lately he has had little appetite, and spends his days picking up some vegetable leaves and rice, which was unbelievable before.
Unable to bear the aroma of pancakes, Wushan picked it up and took a bite, and sure enough, it was more delicious than any mountain and sea delicacies he had eaten before!
Wushan's mood at this moment is estimated to be the same as Zhu Yuanzhang's mood when he accidentally drank pearl jade and white jade soup, which was an amazing adventure, referred to as an erotic encounter.
Xiao Bai watched his iceberg face gradually melt with his eyes, shook his head proudly and asked, "How is it, it's delicious, right?"
Wu Shan pretended to be calm: "So-so." ”
"Cut, I obviously think it's delicious, but I still don't admit it, it's boring!"
"Which eye do you see that I think it's delicious?"
"Your left eye, and your right eye! You're usually as cold as a refrigerator, but when you bite into it, your expression looks like the refrigerator is broken. ”
Wushan: "......"
"By the way, although there are pancakes all over the street, but if you want to eat them next time, remember to come to Grandpa He to buy them! He is a lonely old man, except for a little subsistence allowance every month, he points to this pancake stall to live, it is best for you to buy a few more at a time, and then chat with the old man......
"Why are you more verbose than an old woman?"
Xiaobai: "......"
Yes, who usually eats the bear's heart and leopard gall and dares to nag in Wushan's ear? Even the old lady is not a nagging person.
Xiao Bai really thought that if Wushan tried the life of ordinary people and was more down-to-earth, maybe his temper would be better.
Wu Shan thought to himself, this thing is all over the street, how come I have never seen it before?
First, because his car was always driving too fast, and the people and things on both sides of the road were only vague shadows to him, and second, he went in and out of high-end places, and never entered a small alley full of small stalls.
Wu Shan only took two bites in total, and suddenly spit out the contents of his mouth and coughed wildly.
"Choking? ”
Seeing that he was coughing so badly, Xiaobai hesitated for a moment, reached out and patted him on the back.
His back was as broad as a mountain, and it would be nice if this man's heart was like this.
The more Wushan coughed, the more fierce he became, he couldn't breathe, he covered his chest, and the degree of pain made people worry about whether he would hang up!
Xiaobai's face turned white with fright.
I heard that some people are allergic to some strange things, and in severe cases, it can lead to death.
There won't be anything in the pancake, it's something that the demon's constitution can't touch, right?
Strong as Wushan, but holding on to the wall and supporting the cabinet, dizzy, and weak legs and feet.
He took the time to point at Xiaobai and wanted to ask if he wanted to take revenge on me and give me something to eat, but he coughed too violently and couldn't make a sound no matter what.
Grandpa He also panicked, and dragged Xiaobai to ask what was wrong with this person, and a few passers-by frequently looked over here.
Xiaobai took out his mobile phone in a panic and asked, "Do you want to call an ambulance?"
In a dark place in the alley, there seems to be a person who has been observing for a long time, and when he heard Xiaobai ask, he finally flew out, firmly held Wushan's body and asked in a low voice: "Does it matter?"
Wu Shan seemed to make eye contact with the man for a moment, and then put his hands on the wall and gasped for a long time, and finally slowly calmed down, feeling as if he had just struggled back from the death line.
Turning his head to borrow the street lamp, he saw that in the night, Xiaobai, who was so frightened that he was like a chicken, stood aside, and the two plastic bags in his hand all fell to the ground.
The man who held Wushan saw that he was fine, but he turned around and left without saying a word, and disappeared in three or two steps, just like the old manifestation of the land, did he drill back into the ground?
Wushan didn't even call him, let him come, let him go, it's really an unbelievable relationship.
Xiao Bai didn't care who the person was, and asked Wu Shan weakly: "Are you seriously allergic to something?" Why didn't you say it earlier?"
The anxiety and worry were palpable, and it didn't look like an attempted murder at all.
Wu Shan's cold gaze turned on her face, a little unbelieving that this woman who should hate herself to death would still worry about herself.
"I can't die," he tossed the rest of the pancakes into the trash can next to him, and he straightened his clothes and turned around and left, "I guess I'm not fit to eat such an unclean thing." ”
Bai is worried about him, it's really a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!
Xiaobai withdrew from his concern for Wushan and glanced back at Grandpa He worriedly, afraid that the old man would be sad when he heard others say that the pancakes he made were not dry and clean.
Fortunately, the old man behind his ears didn't hear it at all.
"Grandpa, I'll go first, I'll come to see you another day!"
Xiaobai took out a few tickets, put them into his money box while the old man was not paying attention, and then strode in the opposite direction to Wushan.
Even though she had to take a detour a little bit back home, she didn't want to travel a little longer with that guy with super emotional intelligence.
Wu Shan saw that she didn't catch up, it didn't matter, he had more important things to do now.
While he was rushing home in a hurry, he called his assistant: "Hey, Mayang, what about the little old man you introduced? ”
"It's so late, isn't it okay to disturb the old doctor? Do you have any urgent questions, why don't I call you and ask?"
So, Wu Shan told him that he almost coughed to death after eating a bite of pancakes just now.
Ma Yang was very nervous when he heard this: "Why did you run to eat that kind of thing?"
"It's not that little white yet. ”
Speaking of Xiaobai, Ma Yang feels like a great enemy, Wushan seems to be too close to her, so she has become the person who is most likely to expose that shocking secret to the world, and she is also the most taboo person in Ma Yang: "Don't eat blindly until your body is well adjusted, and that Xiaobai, she is not a person from you all the way, you stay away from her in the future." ”
After a while, the conscientious and responsible old doctor Hua Xiaotuo personally called Wushan back.
"Coughing is a self-protective defense function of the human body, which can expel secretions from the respiratory tract or foreign bodies that invade the trachea. There are also some people who have a more sensitive physique, and when they come into contact with food that may be harmful to themselves, they will also cough violently, which is the body telling you that this thing cannot be eaten. Today's event should be that there are things in the pancakes that Mr. Wu is not suitable for, and if you are specific, you can bring the pancakes back for a test. ”