Chapter 53: Old Ye, It's So Dark There!
In the past, there were fewer than a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant. Nowadays, there are few confidants in a thousand glasses of wine.
Chen Pifu and the others finally met a group of friends who could be considered relatively talkative, and naturally they were all drunk.
At the time of parting, the third child who was beaten into a pig's head by Wang Huniu took Chen Pifu's hand and reluctantly said that the next time he came to Donghai City, he would definitely be looking for Chen Pifu to have a good drink.
After everyone sent away Scar Man and the others, they returned to the detective agency together, planning to make a good adjustment, and when the things prepared by Ye Yuntuo arrived, they would find a way to solve the ghost in Zhang San's mansion.
No wonder some people advocate that fighting is the best way to practice. Da Zhuang's cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds in the past few days, and he has finally opened up the spiritual veins of his whole body, and has officially become a black iron-level powerhouse. All aspects of the body have been greatly strengthened, according to Ye Yun's statement, in the future cultivation, as long as the aura is constantly circulating in the spiritual veins, and when the aura can be released, it is equivalent to entering the bronze level, and you can use those cool skills.
Da Zhuang's progress really brought pressure and motivation to Chen Pifu and Wang Da Fat. In the past few days, Chen Pifu and Wang Dapang have also devoted themselves to cultivation, Wang Dapang has opened up the spiritual veins of his body, legs and arms, and it is estimated that it will not be long before he can become a black iron-level powerhouse.
Chen Pifu was a little depressed, the cultivation time was longer than the time of Wang Da Pang and Da Zhuang combined, but the progress can only be described in two words: hehe. In the past few days, I have been cultivating hard, and I have just opened up the spiritual veins in the brain area. I was always thinking in my heart: Could it be that Black's qualifications are so bad? Fortunately, he is indeed talented, and among all of them, his cultivation time is the longest, and even Ye Yun was very surprised. Chen Pifu felt that no matter how long he cultivated, he would not be tired, just this progress, hey, it seems that God clearly wants to remind me that I must be diligent to make up for my clumsiness.
With a quiet spring rain, spring officially descended on Tokai City.
The willows began to stretch, the grass crept out of the ground, the birds began to chirp, and the bees began to fly around diligently......
Chen Pifu sat at the door, smoking a cigarette, facing the spring breeze, squinting his eyes, smelling the air mixed with the little bit of humidity after the rain, and he was in a very happy mood.
Inside the house, Wang Fatzi, Zhang San and Da Zhuang are playing poker, and Tiger Niu is watching TV, yes, you read that right. If you are somewhere else, when you see a cat and watch a romantic drama, you will definitely feel like you are a ghost, but in Chen Pifu's shop, such a situation is proper and very normal. I saw that Hu Niu used her claws to change the channel on the remote control, while licking the hair on her legs, these years of cultivation, Hu Niu's external injuries have long recovered, but the foundation that was injured by the monk's sword can only be recovered little by little.
Ye Yun carried a box and came back from the Abnormal Investigation Bureau. As soon as I entered the door, I shouted, "I've got the thing, let's go!"
"Okay!" Chen Pifu snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, turned around and shouted, "Fat man close the door." Let's go. ”
"Where's it going, boss!"
"Hey, hey!" Chen Pifu looked up at the gradually clear sky, and was full of spirit: "Catch ghosts!"
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Two forty in the morning.
Ye Yun called everyone up.
Chen Pifu looked at the reluctant Wang Fat Man and coaxed: "Fat man, what's wrong!"
"I'm dreaming, I haven't finished eating a lot of delicious food, what are you asking me to do?" muttered to the fat man.
"Catch ghosts!"
"Boss, is it important to catch ghosts, or is it important to sleep?"
Belch...... This question is really difficult for Chen Pifu to answer, because for Wang Fatzi, it seems that sleeping is more important. But this is not difficult for Chen Pifu at all, I saw Chen Pifu mysteriously said to Wang Fatzi: "Fatty, don't talk about being a big brother, I didn't think about you if I have benefits, this ghost is very capable of being a female ghost, maybe it's still a glamorous ghost, think about it, if it's the kind that doesn't wear clothes, or the kind that only wears half of it, don't blame me for not calling you when the time comes." ”
"Really?" Wang Fatzi suddenly came to his senses, thought for a while, and asked: "But Zhang San said, it doesn't have to be a female ghost, that voice is very hoarse." ”
"Stupid, it's popular to smoke and drink now, understand? Look at those Internet celebrities who are popular on a certain sound, which one is not a dumb mess, which one is not dumb and heartbreaking, this is the trend of the times, understand?"
"Makes sense!" Fat Wang nodded expectantly.
Ye Yun didn't bother to pay attention to this pair of living treasures, and opened the box he brought earlier.
Inside the box were a couple of strange glasses, half of them, and the lenses were crimson.
Ye Yun gave out a pair of these strange glasses to each person, and said: "This thing is called spiritual glasses, when you use it, as long as you focus the spiritual energy in your eyes, you can see some spirits that ordinary people can't see." For example, we often talk about ghosts. This thing is still in the research and development stage, the functions are not very complete, and the cost is expensive, you should be careful when you use it, I took a lot of effort to borrow it. ”
"Hmm!" everyone nodded.
"That, I don't have aura, what should I do?" Zhang San shouted depressedly.
"You use this one. Ye Yun handed Zhang San another pair of glasses, the lenses were the same as everyone's, they were all crimson, but the frames were complete.
"How do I use this?" asked Zhang San.
"After you put it on, on the right side of the glasses arm, there is a small switch, press it, you can see it, you can close it when you press it, this glasses are specially prepared for the members of the combat team who have no special abilities in the bureau, and the eyes contain a special energy source, and the current way to obtain this energy is still very rare, so you have to save a little when you use it. ”
"Haha, okay. Zhang San nodded happily.
Ye Yun looked at his watch: "According to the law, at three o'clock in the morning, this ghost will appear, when the time comes, Pifu and Zhang San will be in a group, Da Zhuang and Fat will be in a group, I will be in a group alone, we will be divided into three groups, look in the villa, when you find out, remember to be calm, text notification, don't shout, stimulate the ghost, understand?"
"Understood!" the group nodded earnestly again.
"There's still some time, you guys get used to the equipment!"
When everyone heard this, they hurriedly picked up this equipment called "vision glasses" and brought it to their right eye.
The material of this equipment seems to be a little special, once you wear it, the crimson lenses will be tightly attached to your eyes, not only without the slightest discomfort, but also very tight, even if you shake your head, it will not fall off.
Before Chen Pifu could get lucky, suddenly, his nose itched.
"Hatch!"
Chen Pifu let out a loud sneeze, and a ball of black substance the size of a baseball squirted directly out of Chen Pifu's nose.
"Click!" snapped to the ground.
"Oh my god!" shouted "Guess what I saw? ”
“。。。。。 Chen Pifu hurriedly explained: "That's not ......"
"Hmph......huh... The little black thing on the ground actually shook and got up, his face was full of unhappiness, a pair of small wings fluttered and flapped, and the only eye was rolling and dripping, until he saw Chen Pifu, he let out a happy cry and pounced on Chen Pifu.
"Oh my God!" Zhang San shouted again: "These glasses are amazing, I actually have to see it, this is a booger ghost, or a booger demon, my god ........"
"Ghost your sister......" Before Chen Pifu finished speaking, he was pounced on his face by the little thing, and then kept sprinkling: "Hmph, Bo Bo Bo ......"
Ye Yun also showed a shocked look at this moment, and asked, "This is what you said last time, the pet that devoured all Hu Qingyang's negative emotions?"
"Hmm!" Chen Piff nodded, then scratched the little thing's ass with his fingers.
"Boo, boo!"
At this time, Zhang San came to his senses, took off his glasses, looked at the little thing, and said, "This thing is really your pet? ”
"Well, I don't know if it's my pet or not, I can understand what it says anyway, but I can't seem to command it at all. Chen Pifu shrugged his shoulders.
"Haha, whatever, it looks like it depends on you anyway!" Zhang San said enviously.
"Well, well, well, boss, it's really cute!" Wang Fatzi also looked envious.
"Cute?" Chen Pifu lit a cigarette for himself: "Don't be funny, if you have that experience, you won't feel cute." ”
Before Zhang San could continue to ask questions, he saw that the little thing suddenly flew up from Chen Pifu's shoulder, and then opened his mouth, and a long tongue stretched out, the tongue was as agile as a snake, and rolled up Chen Pifu's glasses in the air, and then put them in his mouth, "squeak, squeak" and bit it.
", don't ......" Chen Pifu stopped him, but it was too late.
Everyone watched this scene in amazement.
After about a minute, the little thing spit out a cloud of pitch-black magazines very unhappily and rubbed Chen Pifu's chin: "Poo, hum." ”
"Hey!" After Chen Pifu understood, he said seriously: "Brother, it's not delicious, don't eat it, eat messy things, what if you eat it and spoil your stomach." Then he looked at Ye Yun with some embarrassment: "Old Ye, you just said that this thing is so expensive, you don't plan to let me accompany it." ”
Ye Yun opened his mouth: "What do you say?"
"Po-po!" the little thing cried again.
"Don't, big brother, don't!" Chen Pifu's face changed drastically in an instant, and he shouted.
Then, in front of everyone's eyes, the little thing once again drilled into Chen Pifu's nostrils.
“…………”
Chen Pifu's face was full of pain, he rubbed his nose, and said to Zhang San: "Old Zhang, do you still think it's cute now?"
"Uh......" Zhang San shook his head sympathetically.
Suddenly, there was a slight tingling in Chen Pifu's head, and some information appeared in Chen Pifu's mind frantically. The whole person involuntarily froze there.
After a few minutes, Chen Pifu finally came to his senses, with ecstasy on his face, and shouted: "Hahaha, I actually learned a skill." ”
"What?" Ye Yun said in surprise: "How is it possible? You haven't even reached the Black Iron level." ”
"Really. Chen Pifu was unusually excited: "It's true, the extra information in my head just now is a skill, I can see the spirit body that ordinary people can't see, I will use it for you." ”
"Ghost Eyes!" Chen Pifu shouted.
A large amount of black aura filled Chen Pifu's eyes, pouring out of Chen Pifu's eyes. Chen Pifu's eyes turned a strange pitch black, and even the whites of those eyes turned pitch black. Like a deep night. The whole person looks a little weird and a little hideous. There is also a bit of indescribable mystery.
Chen Pifu glanced at everyone slowly. Everyone felt a little chill inexplicably.
When Chen Pifu looked at Ye Yun, he was shocked and shouted, "Old Ye...... You... You... Your crotch ...... How many chicks are you stuffed?"
"............" Everyone was speechless.
Wang Fatzi smacked his lips and asked cutely: "Boss, if a man doesn't stuff a few chickens in his crotch, do you want to stuff abalone?"
"Hmm!" Zhang San listened, and also nodded on the side.
On the contrary, it was Ye Yun, his face changed greatly, his expression seemed to be a little uncalm, and he hurriedly asked, "Did you really see it?"
"Hmm!" Chen Pifu nodded solemnly.
"How is it possible?" Ye Yun's face was full of suspicion.
"Really, I see it clearly. Chen Pifu took a deep puff of his cigarette, with a pitying expression on his face: "Old Ye, your chicks are so dark." ”