Chapter 31: Magical Little Things
Chen Pifu took a cigarette, looked at Hu Qingyang, and said lightly: "Brother, I want to leave after making such a big noise?...... Not good!"
Hu Qingyang wanted to cry a little without tears: "Brother, what do you want to do?"
"You came to my house at night, did you want to plot against me?"
"How is that possible? I'm actually an honest man. ”
"Honest, then you still use your abilities on me, you don't want to kill me, do you?" Chen Pifu slowly stepped forward, and he would do it directly if he didn't agree with him.
"I ...... If I say, I just want to get those vials back, will you believe me?"
"Believe it, why don't you believe it, I'm a little curious, that potion is so important to you, can't you wait all night?"
"It improves my abilities quickly......"
"Oh, no wonder!"
"Actually, that's not the main thing, if I kill the other party in my dream, I can also improve my ability, and the potion will play a more important role for me. ”
"Tell me about it. ”
"Ever since I changed, I found that I seemed to be starting to crave blood, and there was always an urge to kill, and I was scared, and I tried a lot of methods, and I felt that it was getting harder and harder to control myself, and the potion could relieve my inner impulse and keep me sane. ”
"And this feature?"
"Really, I don't really like to kill. ”
"I understand that, and I'm the same person I am. ”
When Hu Qingyang heard this, he couldn't help but shudder, with a little fear in his eyes, he glanced at Chen Pifu weakly, and thought, you don't like to kill people very much, you are simply not human when you kill people.
"So what are you going to do now?" asked Chen Pifu.
"I don't know, anyway, revenge is also avenged. Hu Qingyang seemed a little depressed and a little disheartened.
"Are you going to run? I can show you how to do that. ”
"You...... Won't you catch me?"
"Don't be stupid, everyone eats with mixed mouths, why are you so serious, isn't it just killing two scumbags, that kind of scum, it's cheap for them to die like that. ”
"Thank you. Hu Qingyang's tone was full of sincerity. Suddenly, his face changed greatly, one hand was tightly pressed on his chest, and sweat the size of a bean came out from his head.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Let's go...... Take your friends and go quickly......" Hu Qingyang stared at his bloodshot eyes, and his face began to become hideous: "I can't control it anymore." ”
"It's okay, I'll go get you medicine!"
Chen Pifu walked to the coffee table and looked for a long time, where did the medicine go? Then he walked to the fat man and kicked over: "Fat man, where is the box of medicine?"
"Medicine?" "Medicine?" Wang Fat Man was still wandering between half dreaming and half waking up, his right hand touched under his ass for a long time, took out the silver-white box, and muttered in his mouth: "I said why is it uncomfortable to hold your butt." ”
…… , Hu Qingyang almost lost his mind and collapsed directly. Nima, such a valuable potion, you just threw it under your ass? If I knew this, why did I bother so hard, just look carefully.
Chen Pifu opened the box, took out a bottle of red elixir, and handed it to Hu Qingyang.
Hu Qingyang raised his head and drank it. There was a comfortable expression on his face, as if he was taking drugs, and the whole person seemed to be enjoying it greatly. But only a few minutes passed, Hu Qingyang's entire body began to twitch, and then his body began to twist irregularly.
", brother, are you alright?" asked Chen Pifu.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" Hu Qingyang yelled.
At this moment, even Wang Fatzi and Da Zhuang were awakened, got up, and gasped when they saw this scene.
Wang Fatzi hurriedly asked, "Boss, what's the situation?"
"Addicted to drugs!"
"I'll go!" Wang Fatzi looked at the convulsive and twisted body on the ground: "It seems to be very high." ”
"Hey your sister, he can't control himself anymore, you should be careful. ”
"I'm a stranger now, and I'm not afraid of this. ”
"He is Hu Qingyang, the murderer of Zhang Xuan. ”
"Nima, boss, you resist!" Wang Fatzi instantly changed color and hid far away.
"I'm sorry...... I really can't control myself anymore. Hu Qingyang looked at Chen Pifu and said with difficulty: "Kill me! I really don't want to become a monster who just wants to kill." ”
Chen Pifu was silent, what should I do, do I really want to kill him, or let him lose control?
Chen Pifu slowly mobilized his spiritual power, and a black aura slowly surged on his body.
"Hey, boss, you've woken up?" shouted the fat man.
"Hmm!" Chen Pifu was just about to show off, when the mutation protruded.
A terrifying aura centered on Chen Pifu and suddenly spread to all around. Caught everyone off guard. Even the tiger girl who was sleeping in Chen Pifu's room suddenly woke up, her eyes were full of fear and disgust, she pouted her little buttocks, thought for a long time, and finally held her head and decided to ignore it.
A book with wings appeared in front of everyone, and then slowly opened......
A black pentagram appears at the bottom of the book.
After a while, something the size of a baseball slowly emerged from the pentagram. It was a spherical shape, covered in black fluff. It was about the size of a baseball, with a pair of tiny wings on both sides, a big eye growing in the center of the ball, which was dripping and spinning, and under the eyes, there were two small holes, and under the small holes, there was a small mouth. The whole ball, which seems to be a bit like a doll, gives people a cute feeling.
The thing first looked around curiously, and then when it saw Chen Pifu, his big eyes lit up, and he desperately flapped his pair of small wings and flew towards Chen Pifu.
The little thing stopped on Chen Pifu's shoulder, kept rubbing Chen Pifu's neck, and made a cute cry from his mouth: "Bobo... Goo....Bobo....."
Chen Pifu frowned, squinting at this strange little thing on his shoulder: "What the hell is this?"
Wang Fatman's face was full of cuteness: "It's so cute!"
On the contrary, Da Zhuang looked vigilant, he was born in Orion, he has an innate intuition for wild beasts, and he always feels that this little thing is big and seems to be full of threats.
"Bobo... "......The little thing rubbed against Chen Pifu's neck, as if it was coquettish."
"Hell, what are you talking about? How could I possibly understand?" Chen Pifu looked at the little thing and said casually, suddenly his brain tingled, and then the whole person was stunned. Hell, I really understand.
"Hungry... Bobo...... I'm so hungry!"
When Chen Pifu wondered if he wanted to make some milk for this little guy, Hu Qingyang had almost completely lost his mind, and slowly stood up, his eyes became bloodshot and bulging...... A riotous aura rose above him.
At this time, the little thing's eyes suddenly lit up, and the only eye was dripping and spinning quickly, brushing it, and flew towards Hu Qingyang.
Stopped above Hu Qingyang's head, opened his mouth, and inhaled slowly. That little belly, as you breathe, rises and shrinks, rises and shrinks......
After more than ten seconds, the little thing seemed to be a little annoyed, and then it was unwilling, and it came again, and then ....... and eggs......
The little thing seemed to be very angry, crossed the pair of small wings, and shouted loudly to Chen Pifu: "Bobobo..... Bobo..."
Nani: Tell me to knock him out.
With a half-believing mentality, Chen Pifu rushed forward, and a knife, without symptoms, cut at the root behind Hu Qingyang's ear.
Hu Qingyang, who had already been injured in many places before, almost fell in response.
The little thing cheered, then hung above Hu Qingyang's head, and started its previous actions again.
This time, it was clearly a success.
Streams of black gas as thick as ink kept pouring out from between Hu Qingyang's eyebrows, and then was sucked into his stomach by the little thing.
The little belly grew a little bit as the black gas was inhaled.
At this moment, Chen Pifu completely understood that this thing should not be milk-eating, and the black gas should be the dark emotions in Hu Qingyang's heart, because even from a distance, Chen Pifu can still feel a kind .......of madness, anger, anxiety, depression, despair, and other negative emotions from the strong black gas.
After about ten minutes, the black gas became less and less, fainter and fainter, and finally almost nothing.
The little thing seemed to be a little unfinished, holding up a belly that was already the size of a football, and kept circling around Hu Qingyang, muttering in his mouth: "Coo-goo..... goo-goo........"
After Chen Pifu understood, his head was full of black lines, because the little guy seemed to be scolding Hu Qingyang: "Why can't you be a little worse......?
At this time, the book in the air slowly closed, gradually began to become smaller, and then merged into Chen Pifu's eyebrows and disappeared.
Seeing this, the little thing seemed to be a little anxious, and flew over to Chen Pifu.
"Bang!" put it on Chen Pifu's face, and then used a small wing to scratch Chen Pifu's nose constantly.
In an instant, Chen Pifu seemed to understand the little guy's intentions, his face changed greatly, and he couldn't help shouting: "Don't ...... Don't ........"
The little guy didn't pay attention to it at all, the big eyes winked mischievously at Chen Pifu, and then squeaked through Chen Pifu's nostrils and got in.
................... Chen Pifu's whole person was like being struck by lightning, and he was stunned.
Wang Fatzi was even more frightened, and his mouth opened wide. Even Da Zhuang showed a shocked expression.
After all, letting a football-sized thing get through your nostrils is not something you can see casually.
Wang Fatzi thinks that this taste is very enjoyable just by imagining.
Chen Pifu took a few steps back and collapsed on the sofa beside him. "Fatty, where did that thing go?"
"Old... Boss, it looks like you're getting through your nostrils!"
"Oh my God, what's going on? Quick, call and call an ambulance. ”
"Oh, oh!" Wang Fatzi reacted violently, ran to the coffee table, and picked up his mobile phone.
"Doodoo ....."
"Hey, hey, is it an emergency center?"
"Yes, sir......"
"Quick. Call me an ambulance. ”
"Sir, calm down, what is the current condition of the patient?"
"My boss let a football-like thing get through its nostrils, quick, please call me an ambulance. ”
"Football?"
"Yes!"
"Got in?"
"Yes!"
"Need an ambulance?"
"yes, when will the ambulance arrive?"
"You wait slowly in the next life, don't make harassing calls if it's okay!"
"Doodoo ....." Wang Fatzi hung up the phone, looked at Chen Pifu, and said weakly: "Boss, he told you to wait slowly in the next life......
"Hey, I heard it very clearly!" Chen Pifu covered his forehead: "Don't blame you, that thing is really a little weird." ”
"That'...... Eldest brother. Are you alright?"
"Well, it doesn't seem like anything. Chen Pifu lit a cigarette for himself: "Don't be nervous, be calm in trouble, let me smoke a cigarette and calm down." ”
While smoking a cigarette, he looked at Hu Qingyang, who was lying on the ground like a corpse at the moment, and his mood was a little complicated. I thought: For you, these days, Lao Tzu has been running around for days, investigating everywhere, and wasting so many brain cells last night, as well as saliva, to analyze you, the most annoying thing is that I have been thinking about it for you tomorrow, I have been thinking about it for a long time at night, the more I think about it, the more excited I am, the more I think about it, the more I can't sleep, I think about so many insidious traps, just to catch you tomorrow, you are so good, you don't sleep, send it to the door overnight, I knew that you were so direct, why do I have to spend so much effort? Isn't it okay for me to just wash my white and wait for you in bed? uh, wait, why do I have to wash white, why do I have to be in bed? uh, it's good to just wait for you anyway.
This feeling is not only uncomfortable, but also very depressed, a bit of a feeling of strength and nowhere to go. It's like a man who takes a bath, shaves, carefully prepares gifts, picks a Western restaurant, prepares a candlelit dinner, and then swallows a whole bottle of Viagra in the toilet, everything is ready, just to slowly push the woman down, and then fight for three hundred rounds. The result is good, wait for a long time, the effect of the medicine has passed for a long time, the woman is actually not, a call, it turns out that the other party has already stripped naked and waited for you in your bed, this feeling, should you be happy? or should you be sad?
Just when Chen Pifu was still struggling, Hu Qingyang on the ground suddenly got up. The whole person seems to have changed a little, there is no longer the previous tyranny, his eyes are as clear as water, and even give people a feeling of being light and calm, taking refuge in Buddhism.
Hu Qingyang first closed his eyes, felt it carefully for a while, and then bowed deeply to Chen Pifu very seriously, and said sincerely: "Brother, thank you." ”
"It's okay!" Chen Pifu waved his hand: "Are you better now?"
"Well, I feel that the whole person is relaxed, you are so powerful, is that little thing your ability?"
"Well, I guess so!"
"Thank you, my mind is at peace at the moment, I have never been quiet, I think I'm afraid I won't need that potion in the future, your ability is really amazing. ”
"Hahaha, your ability to dream is also very good, by the way, brother, what are your plans next?"
"Hey, all these years, in order to live, I have worked hard for most of my life, and now my daughter's revenge has been avenged, and I have nothing to worry about, I suddenly want to walk around, to feel the breath of nature, to see the world with my heart, to listen to the sound of the wind blowing the treetops, to enjoy the warmth of the sun on my face, and to listen to the bird's singing in my ears......"
"Brother, all of a sudden, why are you so literary, can you be more direct. Chen Pifu asked as he puffed out the smoke ring.
"That's right!" The fat man on the side was also confused: "What do you mean?"
"Yes!" Hu Qingyang looked at Chen Pifu calmly: "I want to run." ”
................. The scene was suddenly a little awkward.
Chen Pifu was the first to react and nodded: "Okay, I'll arrange it." ”
"And ......"
"Do you have any more requests?"
"Can you help me call an ambulance, I was shot, burned again, and was beaten by you, rushed over non-stop, and made your two brothers vomit blood, and finally in your dream, almost scared to pee, just now was sucked by that little thing, the person is awake, I feel that the body seems to be empty, brother, I really can't bear it, can you help me call an ambulance, I pondered, if I don't play two bottles of drip, I may hang up directly. ”
……………… Chen Pifu looked at Hu Qingyang with pity, hey, it sounded like it was really miserable, and hurriedly commanded the fat man: "Fat man, call an ambulance quickly." ”
"Oh!" Wang Fatzi nodded, quickly took out his mobile phone, and pressed the replay button.
"Doodoo...."
As soon as it was connected, before Wang Fatzi could speak, there was a roar from Hedong on the other end of the phone: "Is there another basketball drilled into the nostrils, do you know, there is a thing called caller ID in this world, don't come to harass the old lady if you have nothing to do, otherwise you will call the police!"
………………………….
Wang Fatzi looked confused, and said weakly: "Boss...... This ......"
"Okay!" Chen Pifu waved his hand: "Everyone can hear it very clearly, the copycat machine comes with hands-free, hey..... it's not easy to do." ”
Hu Qingyang's face was even more pale on the side, did he really have to hang here?
At this time, Chen Pifu suddenly remembered a person, suddenly slapped his thigh, and stood up, yes, how did I forget Lao Jin, as the so-called don't panic, don't be busy, I was shot, please find Uncle Jin to help.
Chen Pifu helped Hu Qingyang up from the ground and shouted, "Da Zhuang, you keep the house, fat man, come with me to Lao Jin." ”
"Oh, oh!" Wang Fatzi hurriedly got dressed and followed Chen Pifu out of the door.