Tokai City.

Bureau of Anomalous Investigations.

Autopsy Center.

Director Xiao Wan, dressed in a snow-white coat, looked at Wang Qiang's corpse with a focused expression and conducted various complex tests.

Three hours later, it was nearly three o'clock in the morning. Xiao Wan finally stretched her waist, the firmness of her chest, and everyone who looked at it was dizzy.

Xiao Wan put down the information in her hand, looked at Ye Yun who was waiting on the side affectionately, and said coquettishly: "Xiao Yunyun, my sister is almost tired, hurry up, come and rub my sister's shoulders." ”

Everyone looked at Ye Yun with envy, but they didn't expect Ye Yun to say coldly: "Don't make trouble, you are an alien, how can you be tired to death?" ”

I deserve to be single for the rest of my life. Everyone looked at Ye Yun with disdain.

Xiao Wan seemed to have long been accustomed to Ye Yun's cool indifference, and she didn't mind, with a coquettish smile on her face, she continued to coquettishly say, "Do you want to know the result?"

"The results are in?"

"Of course, hum, if you want to know, call Sister Sheng to listen. ”

"You look older than me, but you're younger than me. ”

"........." Even Xiao Wan is a little crazy now.

Chen Pifu on the side was still more excited, and hurriedly played the round: "Haha, sister-in-law, is the result out?" Then tell us quickly, it's not too early at this time, so let Ye Yun send you back to rest early, right?"

That's right, I can let Xiao Yunyun send me home, and then my mother can take the opportunity to be scared alone and ask him to stay with me, and then I can cook raw rice and mature rice...... Xiao Wan started a series of beautiful fantasies in her mind, and her mood was naturally refreshing, and she immediately gave Chen Pifu a clever look. Then he opened the report in his hand and said, "The deceased is not a supernatural person, just an ordinary person?"

"Ordinary people?" Wang Fatzi was stunned: "Sister-in-law, will this ordinary person become a lizard?"

"The genetic sequence in the deceased's body is completely disordered, there are a large number of animal gene fragments, and there are very strong drug residues, but the specific drug is not known at present, it is necessary to test a lot, and I have too little material in my hands, it is estimated that it is difficult to get results. ”

"Medicine?" As soon as Daoist Jia heard this sensitive word, he suddenly came to his senses, you must know that although Lao Jia is a disciple of the Linzheng Sect, in Lao Jia's heart, making talismans and seals is just a sideline, his real main business, but the traditional craftsmanship of Taoist priests for thousands of years, the art of alchemy.

You know, in ancient times, as a Taoist priest, you couldn't recite scriptures? You don't know how to catch demons? But if you don't know how to do alchemy, then you are simply insulting the profession of a Taoist priest. Especially those so-called national teachers, if you can't refine a few pills from time to time that contain chronic poison and can make the user energetic and full of waist strength, and let the emperor swallow a few from time to time, you don't want to say that you are a Taoist. You must know that according to the customs of the time, if you don't know how to do alchemy, you can't let the emperor take drugs, not to mention anything else, it is certain that the head will fall to the ground.

Therefore, Lao Jia has always believed that as an idealistic, moral, educated, and disciplined model Taoist priest in the new century, the art of alchemy is the top priority.

And all along, Lao Jia's fund allocation has been distributed in this way. Fifty percent of the funds are used for the development and refining of pills, uh...... The remaining 50 per cent is used for health care and to save women who have fallen into the quagmire. As for the expenses of food, clothing, use, housing, and transportation, hehe, there is no such thing. For an extremely thrifty man like Lao Jia, who even uses toilet paper from the restaurant to go to the toilet, these expenses can be solved.

As for Lao Jia's research on drugs, it is a terrible topic, it is simply one of the greatest topics that has plagued mankind for tens of thousands of years, and there is no one.

As we all know, in this day and age, anyone who invents any of the three drugs can definitely become the richest person in the world.

The first is the miracle drug for cancer.

Second, the miracle cure for AIDS.

As for the third one, it is a legendary aphrodisiac that specializes in male masculinity, makes men completely raise their heads, fights between the beds without falling down, and wanders between the three without bending their waists, which is truly safe, environmentally friendly, effective, long-lasting and has no side effects.

And our Lao Jia is specialized in the third type. At this time, there may be friends who disdain, does this drug still need to be studied? In the early years, telephone poles were plastered everywhere. Hey, when it comes to this, it's all tears. Why is Lao Jia so thin? Why does he write kidney deficiency on his face so much? Why is he so obsessed with studying aphrodisiac drugs? As early as Lao Jia's childhood, he was influenced by the sect for a long time, after all, the nature of the copy sect is there, and only by living for a long time can the sect be better passed on. So Lao Jia's master has been instilling the so-called health regimen. According to Lao Jia's simple understanding, the so-called health preservation is nothing more than kidney nourishment. So young and ignorant, pure-hearted, and full of beautiful visions of the future, he picked up the phone and dialed the telephone number on the telephone pole.

Then, Lao Jia began a long ...... Health...... Medicine...... Look at the kidneys...... Medicine...... A career in wellness. Until the end, when his master found him, Lao Jia was already sallow and dying. Fortunately, his master was very capable, and he pulled back Lao Jia, who was already halfway through Huangquan Road. Since then, Lao Jia has understood a truth, damn it, all the things on the telephone poles are lies. But as a man, the aphrodisiac road he chooses, even if he kneels and has tears in his eyes, he has to be strong. So, Lao Jia is on the road of aphrodisiac, going farther and farther.

At this moment, Lao Jia heard that it was actually a drug, and immediately became interested, you must know that Wang Qiang has been claiming that he is alive just now, so whether he is good or not, Lao Jia still doesn't know, but after Wang Qiang transformed, his fierce performance is still very impressive. Therefore, Lao Jia looked at Xiao Wan with anticipation: "This fellow Daoist, I don't know what kind of medicine it is?"

Xiao Wan is obviously a seriously ill patient with good looks, and she doesn't have a good temper for all non-handsome creatures, if she didn't know that Lao Jia and Ye Yun are in a gang, it is estimated that even the door will not let Lao Jia, who looks extremely obscene, come in. Now seeing Lao Jia asking, he naturally didn't have a good face, and rolled his eyes: "I don't know." ”

"Hehe!" Lao Jia didn't care, the beauty naturally had the right to be arrogant, so she had to rub her hands and laugh dryly.

Chen Pifu actually knows a little about Lao Jia's experience and grand ideals, after all, the two have been neighbors for so long, and they still know the roots, knowing that Lao Jia must be interested in the so-called medicine, so he helped ask: "Sister-in-law, can you analyze the medicine that Wang Qiang took before his death?"

"It's very difficult, how can the current level of science and technology be so developed, even if there are ready-made drugs, the composition of the drug can be analyzed at most, and the core formula ratio cannot be analyzed. ”

"Okay!" Chen Pifu nodded helplessly.

At this time, Wang Fatzi suddenly shouted: "Boss, do you remember? Wang Qiang seems to have taken medicine once?"

Suddenly, after being reminded by Wang Fatzi, Chen Pifu nodded, as if there was really such a thing, and hurriedly stood up and walked towards Wang Qiang's corpse.

Wang Qiang had already burst the clothes on his body because he had turned into a lizard before, but fortunately, the pants were still there, and as soon as Chen Pifu wanted to do it, he heard Jia Daochang shouting on the side: "Chen Daoyou, slow down." ”

Chen Pifu looked back at him and said suspiciously, "What are you doing, Lao Jia?"

I saw Jia Dao stepping on the Seven Star Steps, and said confidently: "Like this kind of meticulous work of killing people and crossing goods, touching corpses and turning over bags, Poor Dao is professional, why don't you let you show your strength in Poor Dao, how about it?"

Chen Pifu saw that Lao Jia's enthusiasm was so high, and he didn't object, so he stepped aside and lit a cigarette for himself.

When Lao Jia saw it, he immediately rushed to Wang Qiang's side with an arrow step, and ran directly to the other party's lower three roads with both hands. As a result, I took out a long time and looked disappointed.

Chen Pifu covered his face, with a look of shame, kicked Lao Jia's buttocks, and said, "Do you think everyone is like you, they all like to hide mines in their crotch?"

"Oh, oh, oh!" Lao Jia rubbed his ass as he rolled into the pocket of Wang Qiang's pants. Not to mention, after half a minute, Lao Jia really had to take out a medicine bottle, which was the size of a thumb, and contained about a dozen small emerald green pills.

Chen Pifu hurriedly snatched the medicine bottle and took a closer look, hey, why is it so English? Why do you feel so familiar? What is this English called?

Ye Yun saw Chen Pifu holding the bottle on the side, and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't release a single fart, and immediately guessed that he didn't know it, so he naturally took the bottle and looked at it, and said, "Angel." Angelic meaning. ”

"Angel?" Chen Pifu woke up violently: "Hey, Lao Ye, do you remember Hu Qingyang's case?

"Hmm!" Ye Yun nodded thoughtfully: "But I remember that the color of the pill this time is more vivid than the last time." ”

"yes, is it just the same name?"

Ye Yun took a closer look, and suddenly turned the bottle over, only to see a "II" symbol printed on the bottom of it.

The two of them suddenly understood, it seems that this is indeed the kind of drug that appeared last time, but it should be the second generation.

Lao Jia on the side scratched his cheeks anxiously, and hurriedly grabbed the bottle, and was about to have one to experience the effect of the medicine.

Xiao Wan thought about it, and still reminded: "I advise you not to try, the deceased's body functions are all destroyed, and many organs are failing, this medicine, if I guess correctly, should be an illegal stimulant drug that overdraws the body's potential, and it is extremely harmful to the body." Then he glanced at Lao Jia again, and said in a very professional tone: "With your physique, the result of taking it, there is a one percent chance that you will be paralyzed." ”

"Uh...... And what about the remaining 99 percent?"

"Die!" Xiao Wan made a final decision.

Lao Jia must have been startled, and hurriedly threw the medicine bottle to Chen Pifu. Just kidding, Jia Daochang has three hobbies in life: greedy for money, lustful, and afraid of death.

Chen Pifu took the medicine bottle, and was also pondering, is it so dangerous, it's not easy to do, but the effect of the medicine can still be transformed, so curious, I always want to find someone to try.

Chen Pifu's ill-intentioned gaze kept sweeping over everyone, and finally settled on Wang Fatzi's body.

"Woo woo woo woo ......" Wang Fatzi looked at Chen Pifu with an innocent face: "Boss, you don't plan to let me eat it, I don't want it." ”

"Alright, alright. Xiao Wan shouted on the side: "Don't make trouble, put down the medicine bottle, I will start to study it carefully tomorrow, and I will inform you of the results." It's getting late, I'm going home. Xiao Yunyun, it's so dark, people are so scared, hurry up and send my sister home. ”

Ye Yun frowned, and just as he wanted to refuse, he heard a hurried knock on the door.

Xiao Wan was angry and shouted one after another, "Come in." ”

A uniformed staff member walked in and said, "Director Xiao, someone has sent a box." ”

"Who sent it?"

"An ordinary courier, it is said that a person dressed as a clown asked him to hand it over, and specified that he would hand over the box to a person named Chen Pifu, I ran several departments before I learned that there was a supernumerary person named Chen Pifu in the bureau, and he seemed to be here. ”

"Clown, for me?" Chen Pifu was moved when he heard this.