Chapter Seventy-One: Live-Action Escape

As soon as she walked out of the women's toilet, Zhan Taoxian squatted on the ground with her stomach covered and laughed, her shoulders trembled, and her throat made a hoarse sound, and her laughter was about to go up.

"Hey, as for me, didn't I just have an idea and pretend to be a woman, if you continue to laugh like this, I'm really worried that my lovely master will die of laughter and die with me." ”

Xiahou Chun shrugged helplessly, God knows how he came up with the doctrine of pretending to be a woman just now, and what is even more surprising is that the girl who came out of the door really believed it.

But anyway, it's a blessing that he wasn't caught red-handed in the women's toilet, otherwise Chun Goke really can't afford to lose that face.

"Xiahou Chun, your reaction is too fast, and your brain hole is too big, you laugh at me, hahaha. ”

Zhan Taoxian's tears of laughter came out, she was stunned at the time, but before she could figure out how to explain Xiahou Chun's matter in the women's toilet, Xiahou Chun solved it by herself first, which reminded Zhan Taoxian of a joke:

It is said that one day a Chinese person went to the United States to travel, one of the Chinese people spit in the elevator, causing a group of Chinese people in the elevator to accuse, this Chinese people know that they can't embarrass the motherland, so they have an idea, and they angrily yelled at the surrounding rice people, "Baga!"

"Let's go, master, I'm afraid that the idiots of the trouble-stirring society will find out about us, I think we should hurry up and slip away, and getting the money is the most important thing." ”

"Ahem, you're right, get out, I don't want to run into those idiots. ”

Zhan Taoxian finally stopped laughing, rubbed his face, and forcibly kneaded his smiling face into an expressionless face.

Xiahou Chun took out his mobile phone to check the map of Gaode, and after finding the route, he quickly walked towards the destination with Zhan Taoxian, along the way, the two of them were sneaky, probing their brains, and passing by the people of the trouble-stirring club several times, which made both of them worried, but at the same time, they were also full of excitement, as if they were playing the live-action version of "Escape".

"Be careful!"

Walking around a corner, Xiahou Chun's eyes were sharp, and at a glance he saw two gangsters from the trouble-making community walking out of another corner not far away, and immediately let out a low shout, and stopped Zhan Taoxian behind him with one hand and pushed him back, and the bodies of the two of them just walked out of the corner and quickly retracted, and their bodies were close to the wall on the other side of the corner.

"Xiahou Chun, are you going to die!"

Xiahou Chun's ears suddenly sounded Zhan Taoxian's scream, which scared the nervous Xiahou Chun all over, and the voice contained a gritted tooth and unbearable emotion, before Xiahou Chun's reflex arc could react, a warning suddenly popped up in the system interface in his mind:

[Owner's mood index: -7, current state: ashamed and indignant]

"Shameful?"

Xiahou Chun turned his head suspiciously, and suddenly his eyes widened as if he had been struck by lightning, and he was so frightened by the scene in front of him that his hair trembled.

Isn't it just ashamed and indignant, I saw that Xiahou Chun's left hand that stopped Zhan Taoxian just now in order to prevent being discovered by the gangsters was pressed on Zhan Taoxian's right chest at this moment, and his five fingers were opened, covering Zhan Taoxian's chest in an evil grabbing form, and Zhan Taoxian was blushing with shame, staring at Xiahouchun with fire, his eyes shot out a decisive murderous aura, his silver teeth were clenched, and his whole body trembled with anger, isn't it just shame and indignation......

Click!

A bolt of lightning struck in Xiahou Chun's mind......

How...... Will it be like this......

Xiahou Chun's brain briefly blanked for a second, it's over, it's a big disaster, he actually touched it in front of the master, no, he should have grabbed the master's chest, and he was doomed to die.

Xiahou Chun felt that a great terror was coming towards him, this time the crime was a bit too big, a little unbearable, the cute little master was going to explode in the universe, and the consequences were dead.

All of this happened in just one second, and just when Xiahou Chun retracted his claws like an electric shock, bursting out with a strong desire to win and wanted to explain the matter, the two gangsters on the other side of the corner had already discovered Xiahou Chun and the others because of Zhan Taoxian's scream, and immediately showed joy on their faces and yelled "I found you!

"My day! Lao Tzu recruited someone to provoke whom!"

Xiahou Chun was sad and depressed because he made his master angry, and now he was provoked and shouted by the source of all these troubles, and he suddenly became angry, and the anger in his heart rose again and again like a wave, if it wasn't for this club that had nothing to do to provoke trouble, how could he have grabbed Zhan Taoxian's chest, all of this was because of the troublemaking community!

The anger value accumulated in my heart finally broke through the critical value at this moment, and the new account and the old account are counted together, Lao Tzu will let you see how powerful my bloody hands are slaughtered today!

Xiahou Chun yelled on the spot, "I'll wipe you!", instantly activated the holy clothes, turned into a raging humanoid flame, and rushed out with a bang, rushing towards the two gangsters who were coming in front of him.

"Forehead ......"

Xiahou Chun suddenly rushed out like crazy, making Zhan Taoxian stunned for a moment, and said to himself with a confused face: "Didn't you want to run away, why did you suddenly rush up again, is this, lost your mind......"

Xiahou Chun's sudden transformation rushed up, so that the two gangsters who came on were also surprised, there were many people before, and they didn't think about whether Xiahou Chun could fight after transforming, and now they met Xiahou Chun after transformation in the narrow alley, and the two gangsters finally remembered what level they were, and they were not Xiahou Chun's opponents at all.

However, there is a good saying, the brave wins when they meet on a narrow road, even if they can't beat each other, they have to show their swords, so the two gangsters gritted their teeth and made the decision in their hearts, slammed on the ground and braked, turned around and ran!

However, it was too late for them, and in the blink of an eye, Xiahou Chunbian caught up with the two thugs, and kicked the thug who ran at the end first.

Non-stop, Xiahou Chun conjured up flame wings from his back, and fanned it hard, generating a huge wind pressure, driving his body to continue to rush forward, flying over the head of the gangster, blocking the way of the gangster.

"Ah!?" The gangster was taken aback, he never expected to be run to the front by Xiahou Chun.

"Didn't you call it quite happy just now, come, I'll give you free loose bones today"

Xiahou Chun clasped his hands together and made a clicking knuckle sound, and walked towards the gangsters with a sneer.

"You!

The thug looked frightened and hurriedly fell backwards, but in panic he stepped on his left foot and sat on the ground.

"Don't come here! I'm going to call someone if you come here again!"

"Hmph, you shout, you shout and break your throat, no one will save you, hehe......"

If someone hears the conversation between the two at this time, they will definitely think of some classic bridges.

After punching and kicking enough air, Xiahou Chun was satisfied and took Zhan Taoxian towards the destination of getting the money, leaving only the thug with a blue nose and swollen face lying on the ground and moaning.

Finally, in a dilapidated small second floor, the two found the owner of the gambling hall who was collecting loan sharks, Qi Naiqiao.