Chapter 47: The Hummer acts as a cushion bed
As if it had eaten poison, a nervous truck clattered a few times, shook vigorously a few times, and rushed into a large water jet, splashing mud and spraying like mist.
Gao Miao, who was walking by the water, immediately let out a scream like a pervert in the alley in the middle of the night, and his whole body was splashed with mud.
The Hummer was startled when he heard the sound, shook his two thick hooves, swayed his huge body, and rushed over with a few flying feet, glanced at the high fun of the mud monkey, bent down, bowed his back, picked up a stone like a grenade, and threw it towards the big truck that was driving forward to the death, and cursed in his mouth, I fuck your ancestors, your ancestors.
Wen Jinhe saw that Gao Miaoqu was so anxious that she was hurriedly wiping the mud on her body, and immediately took out her towel and comforted her, saying that it would be good to wipe it clean, and it would be regarded as a diatom mud competition.
Zheng Qiurong was worried that she didn't have a chance to ridicule Gao Miaoqu's classmates, and when she saw that the opportunity came, she immediately leaned over and pretended to help Gao Miaoqu wipe the mud on her body, but in fact, she scribbled the mud on her body like a body painting, and was so angry that Gao Miaoqu cried with a sad face, and looked at her angrily: Don't help me, the mud has been painted everywhere by you, and I have become a clay man.
Zheng Qiurong's hand did not stop, still scribbling on Gao Miaoqu's body, taking Gao Miaoqu's words as the wind in her ears, scolding non-stop, and not fighting back, she smiled and said, Oh ha, everyone come and see the human mud painting, our tall beauty has become a mud beauty, the world is stunning.
Originally, the male students all stared at the Hummer chasing the big truck, and when they heard Zheng Qiurong shout like this, they all turned their eyes to Gao Miaoqu, seeing that she was still a living creature except for her eyes or a round, but in fact, she was like a beautiful clay sculpture, and they all laughed so much that their legs and stomachs cramped.
In front of everyone's eyes, being so appreciated, laughing so loudly, although the graffiti on Gao Miao's face was scribbled with mud, he still couldn't hang up, whimpered, and sprinkled coquettishly.
Hummer was in a hurry, grabbed a handful of mud in the water and threw it at the male students who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and in an instant, each male student was covered with color.
Instructor Zhang just came back from the front of the path, just ran into it, and in the end it was not spared, in this way, it is not so happy that the rain and dew are evenly stained, Zhang Gaokai looked at the chaotic team and the same high fun as the clay sculpture, his face was as black as the bottom of the pot, his thick eyebrows were upside down, and he shouted hysterically: It's too unscrupulous, since you all have excess energy, add a project to this training, and after arriving in Beishui Town, the whole team will be divided into groups to have another mud wrestling match.
All the students are not afraid of unforeseen circumstances, but they are afraid that Zhang Gaokai will turn his face. As soon as the students heard Zhang Gaokai's order, they were all stunned and silent.
Although Wen Jinhe also had a moment of surprise in his heart, he still admired Zhang Gaokai's ability to fight poison with poison and adapt to emergencies, so he naturally threw a surprise glance at Zhang Gaokai.
Zhang Gaokai didn't dare to collide with any of Wen Jinhe's eyes at this time, for fear that his heart would soften and change his order on the spot.
The most disgusted are Zheng Qiurong's female students, and when she came back to her senses, Zheng Qiurong cried and pouted, this is good, and she will really become a female buffalo by then.
But she herself knows that in a sense, she is the culprit who caused this right and wrong, and she is the initiator, and if others don't get angry with her, it will be a blessing.
A female student beside her held back her anger and pointed the finger at Zheng Qiurong, and said in her words, Rong Rong, the champion of this mud wrestling match is only you?
"I don't want any championships, as long as I'm innocent, the championships or something will be given to you. Zheng Qiurong is still self-aware, once her huge body falls into the mud, she is afraid that the mud pit will automatically raise a few centimeters, how can she still move others.
Zhou Miaoqu was stained with mud, after becoming a beautiful clay sculpture that everyone touched, her heart has been lingering, she didn't expect this instructor to look fierce and vicious, but he can be so touching, and came up with such a trick to purify all sentient beings, so that everyone is difficult to keep their white body, she suddenly became poetic: "Thousands of hammers chiseled out of the deep mountains, the fire burns as if idle." Don't be afraid of broken bones, you have to leave your innocence in the world. It seems that it is difficult for aunts and grandmothers to maintain a good white body. ”
"It's all your mud monkey who caused the trouble, now you can make us miserable, you see your sister's milk-white skin, but it has become as dark as the big black cow, it's really jealous of the talent." Zheng Qiurong's face was gloomy, her eyes were full of resentment, and she couldn't wait to find a cannon and launch it in one go.
"If you can really become as dark and lean as a big black cow, and lose a big pound of fat, you can be regarded as reincarnated and reborn," Gao Miaoqu's cherry mouth was unbearable, and she fired like a machine gun, "In this way, your BMW not only consumes less fuel, but also relieves a lot of pressure." ”
"You little hoof, the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, isn't it a motorcycle that is off and kicked, see how I clean you up?" Zheng Qiurong, who had a good temper like the black whirlwind Li Kui, swept her pig's trotters-like feet directly to her small and delicate ass.
It's too late, it's too soon. The Hummer that happened to follow was like a gust of wind, and as soon as his legs were stretched, he hooked Zheng Qiurong's hooves with his own feet, Zheng Qiurong stumbled, and almost fell a dog gnawed on the yellow mud, Zheng Qiurong was annoyed and angry, and shot an evil fire in her eyes, staring directly at the Humvee, a battle for male and female hegemony was about to be staged.
The Hummer was not angry, and his words were as cold as iron burst out: Don't think about sneaking up on others behind your back, take good control of your pig's trotters, and if you are not honest, be careful that I burn it into a braised lion's head.
Zheng Qiurong was not only not intimidated by the Hummer's fierce momentum, but was completely enraged, and said viciously: "Hummer, do you want to protect the calf, or do you want to be a hero to save the beauty? Then, with a quick run, he lifted his thick legs and kicked the Humvee hard.
The Hummer flashed, moved, jumped and soared, not only dodging Zheng Qiurong's kick, but also causing her to lose her center of gravity due to excessive force, and when she was about to stumble backwards, the lightning-fast BMW flashed over and blocked Zheng Qiurong's back with a wide and thick body like a cushion.
Wen Jinhe originally walked to the front, and when he saw Zheng Qiurong and the others falling behind, he was turning to look for them, and suddenly saw this strange scene, and realized that Zheng Qiurong and Gao Miaoqu, the two fuel-efficient lamps, were making waves again, attracting bees and butterflies.
As the captain of the female students, she couldn't turn a blind eye to this kind of thing, let alone stand idly by, so she ran back with flying feet, staring at Zheng Qiurong and Gao Miaoqu with quiet and undercurrent eyes, and her red lips rolled: Why did you two fall into the ranks of male students? Don't you hurry up and keep up!
Zheng Qiurong was lying on her back on the BMW cushion bed with a comfortable face, indulging in the gentle township, and she was really a little happy, but when she saw Wen Jinhe's unfathomable cold face like the Arctic Ocean, she immediately bounced up, blushed and said, Captain, I almost fell down accidentally, and it was the BMW who supported me.
BMW's chest was strongly attacked by a warm breath, faint, hot, fragrant, and there was a soft feeling all over the body, and every pore seemed to be opened, becoming smooth and ironing, which was really comfortable.
Unfortunately, this feeling gradually disappeared with the rebound of the flesh wall in front of him, and he was far away, and he was there with a pestle on the ground, like a telephone pole, his face was dazed, and his eyes were misty.
"I see, let's go! The instructor is watching you over there. Of course, Wen Jinhe could guess that things were not so simple, but they were all a few classmates, since they were unwilling to tell the truth, why should they bother to break it?