Chapter 16: I'm Brain-Dead
"Huh?"
Xiahou Chun and Zhan Taoxian sighed together and looked at the person who spoke. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw that this person was in his early forties, wearing a big red dress, surging on his chest, wearing red lips and heavy makeup, looking very charming, looking at Xiahou Chun and the others condescendingly.
Xiahou Chun thought that he had misheard, so he asked again, "What did you just say?"
The woman pulled her hair and replied impatiently: "I said, you two get up for me and give me a seat, I am old, you two juniors should take the initiative to give me a seat." ”
Xiahou Chun was shocked on the spot, he had seen a shameless person, he had never seen such a shameless person, if it was a white-haired grandmother who was seventy or eighty years old, Xiahou Chun would still feel ashamed, and would quickly stand up and give up his seat.
But this woman is also in her early forties, and she is at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and she dares to say that she is old, how old does this face have to be to say such shocking words!
If this woman has any illness or disability, then Xiahou Chun should give up her seat, but she is a good person, and she still looks like she should give up her seat as a matter of course, and she also uses an unquestionable command tone, this Nima will give you a seat, then Xiahou Chun will simply change sex and become a woman.
Do you want Lao Tzu to give you a seat? Fuck your sister!
Xiahou Chun "cut" and sat down well, without any intention of getting up.
And Zhan Taoxian also frowned slightly, glanced at the middle-aged woman, let out an unknown snort in her nose, didn't even bother to say a word, and turned her head directly to look at the scenery outside the car window, not taking it seriously at all.
Seeing that both of them were unmoved, the middle-aged woman laughed instead, the tail was long, not to mention how disgusting it was, and the stimulating Xiahou Chun's goosebumps rose.
The middle-aged woman glanced at Xiahou Chun and the others a few times, and then said:
"Look at the two of you, in front of the public, hugging and hugging like this, alas, the young man now, it's really the world is going down, especially your ......"
As she spoke, the woman pointed at Zhan Taoxian and said with a sneer:
"Sitting on a man's lap, hey, I'm really not ashamed, I look at you very clearly, it turns out that you are also a ** goods, I feel ashamed for you......"
"You! You're shameless! Stinky woman, I feel disgusted when you look at your thick scummy foundation, and you still have the face to talk about me, I think you're a green tea bitch! Go away! Don't stand here and get in the way of Miss Ben's eyes!"
Zhan Taoxian fought back angrily, her little nose wrinkled, her eyes widened, her face flushed with anger, and she crossed her waist like an angry little hen.
Xiahou Chun is also very disgusted with this woman, such a shameless person in public is also a talent, ordinary people can't reach her realm, seeing Xiahou Chun didn't give up his seat, he sneered, it seems that this woman's character is the same as her heavy makeup.
-- It's sparse.
But in the end, this woman tossed hard, didn't she just want to sit in a seat, hey? Do you want to sit down? Lao Tzu won't give up his seat, what's the matter, you have the ability to bite me!
Thinking of this, Xiahou Chun sneered and said:
"You said you're old and we should give you a seat?"
The woman nodded proudly: "Yes, that's the reason, don't you hurry up, wait for me to say it again." ”
Xiahou Chun sneered again: "I'm sorry, I have a physical disability and can't give up my seat, if you want to sit, find someone else." ”
The woman snorted coldly and sneered: "Are young people nowadays so flamboyant, look at you so good-looking, you actually say that you are disabled, it's ridiculous, I don't see where you have a disability." ”
Xiahou Chun looked at the middle-aged woman with a strange smile on his face, and said word by word:
"I'm brain-dead, what's wrong?
"You!" the middle-aged woman was choked and speechless.
Suddenly, the whole car was stunned, and in an instant, countless shocked eyes shot at Xiahou Chun and Zhan Taoxian.
Zhan Taoxian hit his head on the seat in front of him, and refused to look up.
The woman was speechless for a long time by Xiahou Chun's words, and it took a long time before she recovered and squeezed out a sentence from her mouth:
"Count you ruthless. ”
With that, the woman walked to the back of the carriage.
After the woman's toss, Xiahou Chun's desire was suppressed, and in the following time, he had been silently reciting the Great Compassion Mantra in his heart, recalling the movie picture of the curse in his mind, and in this way, until the car arrived at the station, he finally spent it safely.
When he was on the way, Zhan Taoxian gave Xiahou Chun a brief explanation, because this world has a tall existence like a magician, so the facilities for the competition PK and this social system are quite perfect.
Each city has large and small venues, dedicated to some magicians to fight, or sparring, or life and death duels, according to the regulations of different venues, there are not limited to life and death and point to point, these venues are similar to the same place as the stadium, convenient for others to watch.
It is precisely with this kind of facility that most of the social terrorist incidents have been reduced, and as long as it is not the kind of people who kill people in secret, many people who have grudges with each other will go to the martial arts arena to duel, which also reduces a lot of unnecessary trouble for the public security bureau.
Zhan Taoxian almost jumped off the car directly, and after getting out of the car, he ran wildly, and kept muttering "It's late, it's late", Xiahou Chun looked at the table below, and sure enough, it was ten minutes late, Zhan Taoxian said just now, there is a rule in the martial arts field, once the people are full, they will not be allowed to enter.
Every time Tianxing High School provokes a lot of people to watch the competition, some people are beaten by others to watch the people of the troublemaking club, most of them have been beaten by the members of the troublemaking club, and some people are just watching the excitement or long-term knowledge.
Therefore, if you are more than ten minutes late, it is very likely that you will not be able to enter, and Xiahou Chun also prayed in his heart not to be full, otherwise there will be one less important piece of information, which is a very important thing.
Some people may be curious, it should be Zhan Taoxian who is in a hurry, why is Xiahou Chun also so anxious, even more anxious than Zhan Taoxian?
That's because, although the person who competed with Ye Liangchen was Zhan Mossian,
But!
At that time, the one who will really fight with Ye Liangchen will definitely not be Zhan Taoxian!
Rather, Zhan Moss's summoned beast - Xiahou Chun!
That's right, when the time comes, those who do it with each other, those who fight with each other, and those who are beaten by each other, are all Xiahou Chun......
As far as Zhan Taoxian's strength is concerned, it is infinitely close to zero, and whether he can really win the game depends on Xiahou Chun.
At that time, it was himself who was beaten, and it was related to his own safety, so Xiahou Chun had to be anxious......
As soon as he thought of this, Xiahou Chun's heart spurted blood...... (It's too dangerous to be the eldest lady's summoned beast, and not only to be beaten for her, to duel for her, but also to cook for her, wash her little underwear, and call her to get up every morning, woo, summoning beasts has human rights!)
"Quick, it's coming soon, speed up!" Zhan Taoxian said anxiously to Xiahou Chun as she ran, panting with exhaustion, and her small chest fell together.
Finally, after twenty minutes late, the two ran to the gate of the Zhonghai Changtian Martial Arts Arena.
Xiahou Chun wiped a handful of sweat, didn't even breathe, and opened his mouth to ask the doorman:
"Uncle, is it full, can you still enter now?"