“……”

Zhang Hao was so depressed that he couldn't do it, and said, "Master, it's taboo for Buddhism to get dirty at the mouth!"

"Amitabha! People in the world only pay attention to the appearance, but not to the inside. If you have a Buddha in your heart, that's enough!"

"Master, subtle and subtle!"

Zhang Hao applauded, and then put down his chopsticks expressionlessly, "Okay, I'm full!" Thank you for your hospitality. ”

"Hey, you turtle is so ruthless, I'm serious! When a monk gives you the position of host, you don't want to get it. ”

"Master, I really don't understand, what is so good about me? Why do you have to make me a monk, and be the head of a group of monks. ”

"Amitabha, you have a relationship with the Buddhist family!"

As soon as he finished saying this, he immediately came with a slap in the face.

"Master, Master! ”

The door opened, and the three masters rushed in.

The host immediately straightened the rocker, and then looked like a high-ranking monk.

"Amitabha, the monks have no desires and no desires, Hongyuan, Hongsheng, Hongbi, you have broken the vows!"

"Amitabha, Master has taught you yes!"

Oops, I'm beeping the dog too!

Zhang Hao really can't imagine that the old monk was still dirty just now. After such a while, you will become a high monk?

"What's the matter?"

"Oh, by the way, Master, two more female donors who claim to be Zhang Hao's girlfriends are here. Hongyuan said.

Hongsheng also hurriedly echoed, "Master, our Buddhism is a place of pure cultivation, and there are always female donors coming in and out, and it is easy to be manipulated. ”

"Yes! Honghao's six roots are impure, and he has committed sexual precepts, Master! He shouldn't be a member of my Buddhist sect. Hongbi finally spoke their hearts.

Zhang Hao watched the three of them sing and harmonize, and understood! His arrival caused some people to be unhappy and wanted to drive him away.

The host was also very helpless, looked at Zhang Hao, and then asked, "Honghao, is there such a thing?"

Zhang Hao was neither humble nor arrogant, and then replied, "What does Zhang Hao have to do with me?"

In a word, the people present were confused.

Zhang Hao clasped his hands together, and then recited, "Amitabha, you are a Buddha! Three senior brothers, you also said just now, someone who came claimed to be Zhang Hao's girlfriend." But it's true?"

"That's right!"

"Is there anything wrong?"

The three of them all looked at Zhang Hao stupidly, not knowing what kind of moth this thing was going on.

"Isn't that the end of it! Contemptible Dharma name Honghao, take refuge in my Buddha. Hongchen mundane things have nothing to do with me for a long time, it is a sin done by Zhang Hao, and it has nothing to do with me Honghao. The four major are empty. Amitabha, you Buddha!"

After saying this, the noses of the three of them were crooked.

This wants a worldly person, you can jump up and scold him, and stick chopsticks in his ass - quibbling (stirring up the poop)!

But the empty door does not say this.

Otherwise, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, how can this statement be established?

Having killed so many people in the past, are you qualified to be a monk?

Right!

The host also admires Zhang Hao, this is a good debate, when monks preach the scriptures, they also have to debate the scriptures, right?

"But you did provoke them. My spiritual temple is a thousand-year-old temple, and you have ruined your reputation, what do you say?" Hongbi was not to be outdone, and defended himself.

"Amitabha! Senior brother, what about what you said is wrong, what about the thousand-year-old temple? If you really care so much about reputation, how can you say that the four major temples are all empty? What's more, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal! Whether it is a male benor or a female benefactor, they are all donors. If you care about her gender, you're already breaking the vows. ”

"You...... You, you, you, you......" Hongbi is really going to die.

I'm mad at me!

"Amitabha! Okay, okay, don't make any noise, Honghao is right. The monks should be empty, and the Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell. If you are worried about the eyes of the worldly people and give up your own heart, then it is not the work of the monks. ”

"Honghao, your own affairs, you better handle it yourself. ”

Although the old monk seems to be impartial, playing fifty boards each, he is clearly on Zhang Hao's side in his words.

Zhang Hao clasped his hands together and saluted, turned around and walked out of the meditation room in the teeth of the three of them, and then went to see Fang Xiaolan and Ah Miao.

These two stinky girls almost ruined the old man's big thing.

If you break the vows and are kicked out of the spiritual temple, this task fails, won't Lao Tzu want?

When they arrived at the door, they were the same!

I was so anxious that I couldn't do it, and then I opened my mouth and asked, "Monk, where is the person you called? Why hasn't you arrived yet?"

"Amitabha! Donor, Honghao is here. ”

As soon as the words fell, the two looked at Zhang Hao in front of them with a surprised expression.

Ah Miao was full of disbelief, and then his eyes were red, and he cried with a "wow", holding Zhang Hao's hand, crying like a tearful person.

"Brother Hao, why are you really a monk! My God, why can't you think about it so much?"

What about Fang Xiaolan?

On the contrary, cover your mouth and smile cheaply.

"Oh my God! Are you really Zhang Hao? You're so ugly when you cut your hair! You have a shaved head. I don't even recognize it!"

Zhang Hao gave her a blank look.

The Miao people next to it are even more sewn.

"Oops, oops, my crotch-staring, dude! You say you can't think about it? Aren't you just a rich woman? Break up! You're still trapped in love, running away into the empty door, making it like a movie. There are women everywhere in the world, our sister is still waiting for you, I am waiting for you to be my brother-in-law. As for you, a manly husband, I'm afraid I won't be able to find a daughter-in-law?"

"Amitabha! Three donors, little monk Honghao! From today on, everything about Zhang Hao has nothing to do with me. I beg you to stop disturbing my beauty!"

Zhang Hao hoped that they would get far away. This is the most arduous task since I received it.

If you break the vow once, you will be wiped out directly!

Don't make any mistakes.

"Come less! This girl was kissed and hugged by you, and you are done with becoming a monk after you are done? ”

Where does Fang Xiaolan care so much, just drag it when she comes up.

Ah Miao was angry and scolded, "Die! Brother Hao won't like you." ”

"Go away and get out of the way. ”

"You are. ”

"Brother Hao, ignore her. ”

"Brother Hao, I won't pay attention to you. ”

The two of them pulled and pulled, one person with one hand, and almost didn't tear Zhang Hao in half.

Zhang Hao was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he was about to scold, "I call your grandma ......"

As soon as the word "I" came out, the result was "Ding Ding Ding ......"

"Amitabha! Two female donors, please let the little monk go. I have made up my mind, and I will not change when I escape into the empty door. ”

Zhang Hao said politely, but he was scolding in his heart, "Get out! Slut, get out." If you don't get out, Lao Tzu can't hold back his swearing. ”

But those two just didn't leave, they just pulled and pulled.

The three kings of the Hongjia family in the back are watching from behind for a while.

also pointed at Zhang Hao......

"Look, how much peach blossom debt this kid has. ”

"That's it, I didn't see a little girl wearing stockings and a ponytail, Miss Rich!"

"Hey, how do you know?"

"It's a famous brand, and it's still authentic. ”

"Amitabha, Senior Brother Hongsheng, you are actually greedy for the money of the laity?

"Amitabha, Senior Brother Hongbi, you are just guessing, I just know famous brands, why do you want to break the precepts?"

"I saw your Tokyo Express and bought a lot of cards. Hmph, if Master knew, you would be dead!"

"Amitabha, Senior Brother Hongbi, yesterday I saw you driving to the sauna, if Master knew, you would also die. ”

"Ahem......"

"Hey......

"Okay! Our common enemy is this Zhang Hao, can you take a snack? You, it's not too late to expose each other when you get rid of him. "Hongyuan, as a senior brother, is still quite deterrent.

Both nodded.

Then Hongbi whispered, "Senior brother, I met someone from the gambling house yesterday, and they said that you still owe them 30,000 yuan. ”

Hongyuan: "......"

Zhang Hao complained bitterly! Auntie, these two aunts, what are you going to do?

If you tear it off again, your clothes are going to be rotten, okay?

"Two female donors, and one male donor, it's getting late. The way down the mountain is inconvenient, why don't you rest here for the night and start tomorrow!"

At this time, Hongyuan actually stood up with compassion and proposed to let them spend the night here.

Don't think this guy has any good intentions!

He pondered that this scene was so good that he couldn't let one person watch it.

If you let these two stay, there will definitely be a good show to watch at that time! I'm not afraid that Zhang Hao, this kid, will not die.

Of course, Ah Miao and Fang Xiaolan had nothing to say, and they thought they had met a good person.

Just as they were about to enter the house, a cold voice sounded behind them, "Add one more!"

Turning his head to look, the groove! Mrs. Zhengpai also came to stir up.