After hearing this, Uncle Ji looked at Xiao Peng: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Peng thought for a moment: "Didn't the owner here ask to cook Chinese food?

After hearing this, Uncle Ji's eyes widened: "What is this not Chinese food? Let me tell you, Cheng Zhengchang started a business with me back then, and this is the best Chinese food in the Stars and Stripes! Don't believe it, you see, this is the 'Longinus Gun' I got from 'Panda Fast Food'." Make sure that the foreigners eat crooked mouths. ”

When he heard the words 'Cheng Zhengchang', Xiao Peng looked at Uncle Ji with wide eyes: "Have you ever started a business in partnership?"

When it comes to Cheng Zhengchang, Chinese people may not understand it very well, but in the country of Stars and Stripes, his popularity is too high.

In fact, the world's largest Chinese fast-food chain brand is not in China at all, but in the country of Stars and Stripes, and it is precisely this 'panda fast food' that has more than 2,000 restaurants and more than 23,000 employees in the entire country of Stars and Stripes, earning more than $10 billion a year! Moreover, it maintains the speed of three new stores a week, which is even several times faster than the speed of the fast-food giant 'Burger King' in the country of Stars and Stripes! Panda Fast Food's special chopsticks, similar to the disposable chopsticks in Huaxia, are side by side, when not disassembled is a fork, when disassembled is a pair of chopsticks. It is convenient for foreigners who do not know how to use chopsticks.

Cheng Zhengchang is the owner of 'Panda Fast Food'.

You've started businesses together, and that's a bit of a big difference, isn't it?

Uncle Ji snorted: "I joined him when he opened the first 'Panda Fast Food' in the early eighties." ”

Xiao Peng digested Uncle Ji's words in his mind, uh, the meaning of this sentence should be that Uncle Ji used to work for Cheng Zhengchang. This is the art of Chinese speaking, using rhetorical methods such as 'exaggeration' and 'metaphor', commonly known as: 'braggart X'。。。。。。

But if this 'Panda Fast Food' wants to go to Huaxia to open a chain store, how many will it open, how many will it close!

It's like the famous 'Zuo Zongtang Chicken' in the Stars and Stripes Country, his inventor is the treasure island chef Peng Changgui, God knows how this Peng Changgui linked the sweet and sour fried chicken with Zuo Zongtang, who knew that this dish was really popular in the Stars and Stripes Country, and became the most popular so-called 'Chinese food' in the whole Stars and Stripes Country.

Peng Changgui's confidence swelled instantly, and he went to Hunan (Zuo Zongtang's hometown) and opened a restaurant to sell 'Zuo Zongtang Chicken', which closed soon after.

In the magic capital, there was once a star country Chinese who went to visit the house, and when I heard the name of the restaurant, I knew that this was a star-style Chinese restaurant, which spent a lot of money to renovate, and it closed after a year.

"Uncle Ji, I see that these dishes on the menu are all star-style Chinese food, and these so-called 'star-style Chinese food' are actually apple pie and star-striped country dishes. Xiao Peng complained.

Take a look at what is on the menu: in addition to the famous 'Zuo Zongtang Chicken' and 'Li Zhongtang Chops', there are also hibiscus eggs, spiced shrimp, Imperial beef, Magic Angus steak, chicken pot stickers, broccoli beef, lemon garlic king crab, tomato pickled tuna, and red snapper。。。。。。

What kind of mess is this?

Uncle Ji listened to Xiao Peng's doubts and glanced at Xiao Peng: "Boy, you just came out, right?

You say, tonight's party is full of foreigners, do you know what kind of taste these foreigners have? This is the foreigner's favorite Chinese food! They love to eat this sour dessert, and if they bring a little spicy, they will feel like they will fly into the sky. ”

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Okay, it's like McDonald's in Huaxia selling rice and Starbucks selling noodles, it's all aimed at the market, which is understandable." But it seems that the organizers of this party are asking for authentic Chinese food, right?"

After hearing this, Uncle Ji looked disdainful: "Cut, God knows what this foreign turtle thinks, and it is still 'authentic Chinese food'? Does he know where the door of the word 'authentic' opens? In their eyes, this is the most authentic Chinese food! What can I say to you kid? You know what a fart! Maybe the organizers also think these Chinese foods are delicious!"

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded when he heard this, why did he become a 'foreign turtle'? But he can't say anything yet, what Uncle Ji said is also reasonable, what if he also thinks these 'star-style Chinese food' are delicious?

Thinking of this, Xiao Peng said: "Uncle Ji, since you want to try the dishes, it should be done first for people to taste the taste, right? You go directly to the menu like this, what if the organizer doesn't know the goods? You might as well just make it and let them taste it." ”

Uncle Ji was stunned for a moment, smiled and waved his hand: "These dishes are all about the same taste, they know what they are when they see the name of the dish, how can they not know?"

"But you also said that it was a 'turtle', wasn't it? Why did he ask for 'authentic Chinese food'? Maybe people have never eaten Chinese food at all, whether it is authentic or star-style Chinese food. You also said that the work here is very important, don't you attach great importance to it? Just now, Brother Zheng also taught me that 'details determine success or failure', isn't this the details?" Xiao Peng said.

After hearing this, Uncle Ji thought for a while: "Don't say it, your kid is quite reasonable, that's okay, a few of you will give me side dishes, and I will show my hand to this kid, so that this newcomer who has just come here can have a long experience." ”

After finishing speaking, he put on an apron, put on a hairnet, and put on a hat, and directly began to stir-fry.

It can be seen that it is a dry Chinese restaurant, and these dishes are called a familiar road. Soon the table was full of plates.

Xiao Peng was full of curiosity, tasted each dish and took a deep breath: "! What the hell is this!"

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, everyone's faces changed drastically and they looked at him together.

Xiao Peng also wanted to be tactful, but he really couldn't help it! It is no exaggeration to say that if he ate these dishes in China, he would be able to flip the table directly! What kind of stuff is this!

Let's just say that this 'Li Hongzhang Chop Deluxe Edition', uh, although it is called 'chop meat', but it really has nothing to do with offal, it is shredded chicken, shredded beef, and fried vegetables. This so-called 'deluxe version' is the addition of ham, bacon, shredded mushrooms and other ingredients。。。。。。

There is also 'Pineapple Chicken', which is to marinate the chicken thighs, cut them into pieces and squeeze them in oil, then stir-fry them together with green onions, garlic, soy sauce, vinegar, dried chilies, etc., and finally add yellow peppers and pineapples.

There are also 'Demon Capital Angus Steak' and 'Imperial Capital Beef' that make Xiao Peng scratch his head, he has been to both places, and he really hasn't heard of such dishes, saying that if there is such a dish in Huaxia, there will be people

Do you eat?

The 'Angus Steak' is a 'big dish' and is more complex than other 'Star Chinese dishes', made with Angus steak with fresh green beans, onions and mushrooms, and seasoned with mint juice.

Mint-flavored steak with rice? It's also drunk to think about.

As for the 'Imperial Capital Beef', uh, it's fried until crispy and stir-fried with green peppers, beans and onions, which should taste good at this point------ if you don't add honey and lemon juice at the end.

There are also a few dishes that subvert Xiao Peng's imagination, such as 'chicken pot stickers', which directly became dumplings stuffed with fried chicken, cabbage and onions in a pan when they arrived in the country of Stars and Spangles。。。。。。

There are also 'Kung Pao Chicken' and 'Husband and Wife Lung Slices', which have the same names as famous Chinese dishes, but the difference is as big as the difference between Antarctic penguins and polar bears. Definitely not a thing.

In Huaxia, husband and wife lung slices refer to cold beef offal, the raw materials are beef scalp, beef heart, beef tongue, tripe, beef as the main ingredients, to be marinated and then cut and then with peanuts, etc., with chili oil, pepper noodles and other accessories made of red oil sauce, beautiful color, spicy and fragrant taste, is one of the top ten famous dishes of Sichuan cuisine. First of all, there is a very foreign name, called 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith', which is the same name as the movie made by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and then the raw materials are also changed to beef and chicken, which is not spicy, but a little sweet。。。。。。

Not to mention that the Kung Pao Chicken is not filled with peppercorns (this is because the Stars and Stripes have banned the import of peppercorns for a long time for fear that the parasites on the peppercorns will destroy their citrus industry). Just talking about the taste, that's called a sour roar.

For example, the so-called 'five-spice shrimp' is actually the 'shrimp fried noodles' that often appear in American dramas, the 'five spices' here are not the five-spice powder that Chinese people often eat, but uses five kinds of seasonings such as soy sauce and lemon juice to create a so-called 'balance of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty' taste, and then with red bell peppers, onions and green beans, with fried noodles------- is this special for people to eat?

Well, this is still eaten by people, it is much better than the 'tomato salted tuna', which is to cut the tuna into thin slices, and then soak it in salted water, with diced tomatoes and sprinkle with sugar; 'Lemon and garlic king crab' If you look at it from the perspective of the method alone, it is quite like the 'fried pike crab with green onion and ginger' in Lu cuisine, but it is much simpler, that is, fried crab with soy sauce cooking wine, poured with minced garlic and sprinkled with lemon juice after cooking, and it is completed; The broccoli is made into a flower roll and placed on a plate and thickened with soy sauce, pepper, mint juice, and sweet pasta sauce。。。。。。

Take out these things and say 'authentic Chinese food'? Xiao Peng is embarrassed and cancerous is about to commit it!

After listening to Xiao Peng's evaluation, Uncle Ji was furious: "You kid knows a fart!Lao Tzu eats more salt than you eat rice!Get out of here! I don't need people like you in the kitchen! What a thing! Finger at me before the hair grows?Get out! Get out!Get out!"(https:)

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