Chapter 3: The Power of Mouth
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Zhan Taoxian came to the back door of the classroom with a weak heart, and saw that the students who arrived early in the classroom were closing their eyes and breathing and cultivating their magic power, and no one paid attention to her existence.
So, Zhan Taoxian quietly sat down in the last row of seats like a kitten.
"I finally got away. Zhan Taoxian breathed a sigh of relief and was about to wipe the cold sweat from her forehead.
A small hand rested on her right arm.
"Zhan Taoxian!" the owner of the little hand looked at Zhan Taoxian mockingly, and said, "Aren't you going to summon a super summoning beast for me to see?
"Lin Shishi, who will be afraid of you!" Seeing that it was an old enemy, Zhan Taoxian immediately exploded and fought back.
"Then summon your summoned beast and let me see it. Lin Shishi raised her eyebrows and said disdainfully.
"I ...... I ......"
Zhan Taoxian was speechless for a while, and she could imagine how the whole class would laugh at her if she summoned Xiahou Chun, a human summoning beast.
"That 'psychic summoner' has been sitting for too long, it has expired, and I haven't summoned anything. Zhan Moss Fairy replied with a whim.
"I've never heard of a 'psychic summoner' failing, how could something so precious fail. Lin Shishi pursed her lips, looked at the string of golden handbells on Lin Shishi's arm, and said sarcastically, "Isn't this a taboo bell to control summoned beasts, haven't you already summoned successfully, what, did you summon some summoned beasts as rubbish as you, and you didn't dare to let us see them?"
Hearing Lin Shishi's words, the eyes of the whole class all fell on the two people who were talking.
Everyone was very interested.
What kind of summoning beast did Zhan Moss Immortal, the first waste material in high school, summon the beast.
"No!" Zhan Taoxian looked at the **** golden handbell on his arm, and secretly miscalculated, how could he forget it?
"Anyway, it has nothing to do with you, you go away, I'm going to study on my own. Zhan Taoxian sat on the stool, pretending to close his eyes and practice magic.
"I'm the class leader, and it's my duty to care about the oil bottles that our class pulls down our class's grades!"
"You've been repeating a grade for three years, and next week it's the entrance exam, and if you can't pass the exam, you'll be dissuaded!"
Lin Shishi crossed her waist proudly, and said as a matter of course.
"Could it be that you summoned some super garbage summoning beasts? Say, did you summon a lazy bear? or a gravity turtle? With your qualifications, even if you summon these garbage, I won't be surprised at all!"
Lin Shishi scoffed.
The lazy bear is a kind of monster beast that lives in the southern island country, sleeps for 300 days in 365 days a year, stays in trees all year round, has no combat power at all, and has no other talent at all except for being stupid and stupid......
And the gravity turtle is a very ordinary turtle monster, there is no slower monster than it, and it can only create some gravity to slow down the enemy...... However, there is no use for eggs, and they are still eaten by high-level demon beasts at will.
These two monsters are juxtaposed as waste materials in the demon beast atlas, and Lin Shishi uses this to satirize Zhan Taoxian's identity as waste materials.
"Maybe the Sludge Demon. A classmate coaxed.
This sentence immediately caused the whole class to burst into laughter.
The Clay Demon is a low-level demon beast that lives in filthy and foul-smelling sludge, and the most special thing is the stench.
"That's possible, too. Lin Shishi "suddenly realized", gently sniffed Zhan Taoxian's student uniform with the tip of her nose, and pouted, "No wonder I vaguely smell something." ”
"You...... Blood spews people!" Zhan Tao Immortal was extremely angry, pointing at Lin Shishi and said angrily.
"Then you summon your summoned beast out for us to see, don't you have a 'forbidden bell' in your hand? as long as you sign a life contract, you can teleport the summoned beast to wherever the owner is through the forbidden bell. Lin Shishi stretched out her hand and grabbed Zhan Taoxian's weak arm, grabbed her hand, and shook the bell.
Jingle bell.
The clear bell sounded.
"Not good!" Zhan Taoxian's eyes widened.
The Taboo Bell is a treasure that can control the summoned beast, and moving the rattle with the owner's mind will cause the summoned beast to be electrocuted, which is used to prevent the summoned beast from eating the owner's protection.
She panicked just now, but instead the bell rang.
Isn't that ......
Xiahou Chun, who was at home, suffered an electric shock for no reason.
Zhan Taoxian's heart was confused, and she wanted to stop the continued electric shock, but the use of the "Forbidden Bell" in her mind was confused, and a summoning magic circle appeared on the ground not far from her.
The light of the summoning array dissipated, and a figure emerged from the golden light.
The eyes of the class widened.
A young man with an explosive head, blackened with electricity, appeared in the classroom holding instant noodles, and a cluster of noodles dripping with thick soup hung on the instant noodle fork.
He opened his mouth and exhaled a puff of black smoke, rolled his eyes, and looked at the sky weakly, as if to ask again......
Fuck, why is that?
……
There was silence, and the classroom fell into a deathly silence.
A moment later.
Loud laughter rang out in the classroom, and the class leaned back and forth.
"Hahaha, a human, Zhan Moss Immortal, you are too creative, you actually summoned a human to become your summoned beast! You have broken the summoning record of thousands of years in this world!" Lin Shishi pounded the ground, and tears of laughter came out.
The sound of laughter reached Zhan Taoxian's ears one after another, and it was constantly amplified.
Zhan Taoxian twitched her mouth aggrievedly, and she wanted to cry.
Xiahou Chun heard a yellow alert coming from the system, and Zhan Taoxian's mood immediately changed to a state of "grievance", minus -10.
Xiahou Chun, who has figured out the way of increasing and decreasing mood points in this system, already knows that every time Zhan Taoxian's negative emotions last for one minute, the mood points will increase or decrease, and the positive mood will last for an hour before the mood points will increase!
In the two days of vacation, Xiahou Chun finally coaxed and cheated, and finally accumulated seventy mood points, so that he would be deducted in a few hours.
It's worth it!
Eating noodles at home for some reason, being electrocuted is the same as her grandson, and now the eldest lady is wronged like this, and the accumulated mood is about to be empty, and Xiahou Chun broke out.
"I've never seen such a handsome human summoning beast, that's you're lonely, what do you see, don't be convinced? Do you know who I am? I am known as the strongest king in history in our world, Nan Bowan, if you don't give it to the middle single, you dare to challenge the old man, when the old man is at his peak, Wu broke the void, and a small finger pinched your green tea into slag, without taking a breath. Xiahou Chun squirted wildly, squirting the blood of the girl in front of him who made the eldest lady unhappy.
The students in the classroom were dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
Where have you seen Xiahou Chun's troll momentum that is influenced by the Internet and full of Internet keyboard warriors, everyone in this world cultivates, and if you can do it, try not to be blind BB, and if you are not convinced, everyone is doing it, I have never seen this kind of roundabout scolding, and it does not appear with a dirty word!
Lin Shishi was angry when she was scolded, and an orange magic flame suddenly ignited on her body, and her orange hair danced wildly in the wind, like an angry lion.
"Damn, it's really angry. Xiahou Chun was startled, and turned his head to ask Zhan Taoxian, who was also stunned by Xiahou Chun's random spit, "Miss, is there a rule in your school that you are not allowed to fight casually?"
"There is ......"
Zhan Moss nodded dumbfounded.
"That's good, I'm scared to death, I can't do it, I'm afraid of hair. Xiahou Chun stroked his chest, glared at Lin Shishi angrily, and continued to spray wildly, "You are great at being able to get angry, do you want to be an arsonist? If you don't learn well at a young age, you will be a criminal, right, you are amazing with yellow hair, you can use Piaorou, you can float your hair is amazing? Have you learned the three disciplines, the eight major attentions, do you know that students are not allowed to dye their hair, where is your teaching director, ask him to come out to see me, have you forgotten the excellent revolutionary tradition, what are you staring at me for?" You're a bad girl, you're a bad girl, you're yellow-haired, you go out and tell people to think of you? Where do your parents put their faces when they go out? What do your neighbors think of them?"
"You ......"
The magic flame on the corner of Lin Shishi's mouth was extinguished, and the corner of her mouth twitched, and she actually cried.
"Zhan...... Mossie, the weekend entrance exam, I, I'm waiting for you in the ring!
Lin Shishi put down her cruel words, hid her face and ran out of the classroom crying.
The classroom was silent, and the students looked at Xiahou Chun's expression as if they were looking at a monster they had never seen before.
"What do you think, whatever you think of me, stand up for me. ”
Xiahou Chun glared at the class angrily.
The whole class shook their heads and silently buried their heads.
The world is too dangerous and trolls are too scary......
In this world, the students in the second year of Tianxing Magic High School all welcomed the first baptism of a certain creature called 'troll' from the earth...... These baptisms, which will be a nightmare for many people in the future.
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Principal's Office.
"It's really strange, it can really use the 'psychic summoning charm' to summon humans, it's really incredible, and it refreshes our previous understanding of summoned beasts. The white-haired principal of Tianxing Magic High School magically pinched Xiahou Chun's face up and down.
"Old man, you are like this, I will sue you for molesting young people. Xiahou Chun spit out threatening words from his mouth with an expressionless face.
"To be precise, it's an obscene summoning beast, I'm sorry, we don't have this law in the world, so don't worry, if you have an opinion, I'll send it to the research institute and let everyone slice it and study it. The old man looked obscene and affectionate.
"Damn, count you ruthless. Xiahou Chun immediately shut up in recognition, he didn't want to be called some evil white coat research creature.
The principal studied for a long time, asked some questions, and even called magic, fortunately, the people in this world were originally cultivators, and there were no longer a few people who flew away, and they were not too unfamiliar with things like other dimensions, and finally kindly let Xiahou Chun and Zhan Taoxian leave, and generously gave Zhan Taoxian a pass that allowed him to bring "summoned beasts" in and out of the school.
The two of them left the principal's office and entered the hallway.
"Miss, before that woman cried and ran away, what did she mean by saying that she was waiting for you in the ring for the entrance examination?"
"In order to test the cultivation results of the students, the entrance examination will be held in the form of a ring competition......" Zhan Taoxian replied with a sad face.