Chapter Seventy-Three: One End is Big, Two Ends Are Together
"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and catch it. ”
Ye Chengcheng shouted anxiously.
"Then you came out of the bathtub, you sat there, how do you want me to catch it. ”
"My legs were numb and I didn't have the strength to come out. ”
Ye Chengcheng was about to cry in fright, and the next moment, she suddenly screamed, "Liu, Liu Yu, hurry up, it's, it's, it's crawling on my thigh." ”
Now he can't care so much, Liu Yu ran to the bathtub and touched the water directly.
Touching a snake in the water is much more difficult than fishing in the water.
Liu Yu carried out the first encirclement and suppression plan against the snake with both hands, but it ended in failure, and his hands touched the smooth bathtub.
"On top, on top. ”
Ye Tiancheng commanded in a panic.
Liu Yu's hands moved directly in the direction of Ye Qingcheng, but what he caught was her delicate little feet.
The little foot was caught, and Ye Tingcheng couldn't help but tremble.
"A little bit more. ”
At the top of it was a calf, but there was still no sign of the snake.
"It's coming!"
In the end, Liu Yu caught the snake in Ye Tingcheng's knees and thighs.
"Liu Yu, the old immortal called you!"
At this time, Mo Lianyi broke in, holding Liu Yu's mobile phone in his hand, and said excitedly.
"You still have to be shameless, how can you take advantage of others!"
But as soon as she entered the door, she saw Liu Yu's hand, which was placed on Ye Qingcheng's thigh, and shouted to Liu Yu in a cold tone.
"I'm not taking advantage of her, I'm catching snakes!"
As he spoke, Liu Yu directly lifted the snake up.
It was this stunned kung fu, the snake that was caught by Liu Yu, the body arched directly, and bit directly towards Liu Yu's wrist, looking at the shape of its head, it should be a poisonous snake, if it is bitten, it will definitely die.
"Be careful!"
"Ahh
The two girls were horrified when they saw this.
Fortunately, Liu Yu reacted quickly, and one hand directly choked the snake's neck.
After dealing with the snake, Liu Yu wanted to get out of the bathroom, but Ye Tingcheng's voice came from behind him, "Liu Yu, help me up quickly, what if the snake comes again in a while?"
This woman is such a nuisance!
Liu Yu shook his head helplessly, snapped his fingers, called Shuang'er Ling'er out, and asked them to help Ye Tingcheng up.
It's not that he doesn't want to help, but he doesn't want Mo Lianyi to misunderstand that he is a pervert.
Then there's the issue of dividing the room!
Thinking of this question, Liu Yu was even more head-scratched.
Originally, Liu Yu wanted Mo Lianyi to squeeze with Li Yueran, but Mo Lianyi didn't agree to anything.
"Ripples, I'm afraid you're in danger!"
"I'm afraid you'll do something bad!"
Hmph, we pretend to be gentlemen like gentlemen, and treat others directly.
After what happened just now, Mo Lianyi felt a little sour in his heart, and he had already regarded Liu Yu as a big pervert.
"No, I didn't mean that, I meant to let you go to Yue Ran's room to sleep, let Ye Tingcheng sleep in a room by himself, and let Shuang'er Ling'er guard her!"
Liu Yu hurriedly explained.
"Who is Frost Ling'er?"
Ye Chengcheng couldn't help but ask.
"It's the two beauties who just floated you out of the bathroom, they are my ghost slaves, they are here, not to mention a few little snakes, even if the snake king is here, I haven't seen their opponents!"
Liu Yu gave Ye Tingcheng a dose of reassurance, and Liu Yu was still very confident in his two ghost kings.
"They're ghosts?"
As soon as he heard that they were ghost leaves, his face suddenly turned pale, and he couldn't help but shiver.
"No, no, I'm afraid!"
"What are you afraid of, they won't hurt you!"
Liu Yu couldn't help frowning, and said in his heart, this eldest lady is really difficult.
"I've been afraid of ghosts and gods since I was a child!"
Ye Chengcheng didn't agree to anything, now she still feels that the place touched by the two women is a little cold, if she lets the two female ghosts guard herself, what is the difference between being targeted by a group of snakes?
"Otherwise, I will lay on the floor on the kang for the two of you, and it's not cold in summer anyway!"
For a gritted tooth and a ruthless heart, I made this decision!
The two women went back to the room, and Liu Yu made a video call to the old immortal first.
"Stinky boy, what's the matter with finding a teacher so late?"
The old immortal asked with a yawn.
"Hey, master, I'm in trouble, just now the shameless Star Emperor pushed me a business, and the employer met the revenge of the Snake King!"
"Snake King, why did you mess with that thing in a good way?"
The old immortal frowned, obviously the matter was a little tricky, and then he asked, "Stinky boy, is that snake king a big one, or is it two-headed?"
"What's that? What is one big thing, and what is two things?"
Liu Yu has never heard of the nouns in the mouth of the old immortal.
"The spiritual snake, a hundred years old, can be called a king, a big head is a spiritual cultivator, that is, we often call Liu Daxian, it drinks blood and eats meat, relying on the worship of disciples to cultivate. The two ends of Qi are cultivated, they eat and drink dew, at most they only eat some kudzu leaves, and if they have achieved cultivation, they will turn into snakes, and those who have organic fate will turn into dragons!"
After listening to the old immortal's explanation, Liu Yu couldn't help but pout, this old thing would run the train with his mouth full, ", where is there a cultivated dragon in the world, of course it is Liu Daxian who has met!"
"You bastard boy, Lao Tzu is helping you, you actually talk to Lao Tzu like this! Of course there is a dragon in this world, that person once helped a Jiaohua dragon!"
"Okay, okay, don't blow it, the person in your mouth is a god, hurry up and get down to business!"
"You bastard, it's just been a few days since you came down the mountain, you see that you are an old cow and not pregnant, it's terrible!"
The old immortal tiger had a face, and he was a little unhappy about the lesson, but in the end he told Liu Yu the way to deal with Liu Daxian.
Liu Daxian generally kills people with spiritual power, and they can enter people's sleep and kill people.
For Liu Yu, it was very simple to prevent Liu Daxian from taking revenge on Ye Tingcheng, he only needed a dream talisman and brought his ghost slave into Ye Tingcheng's dreamland.
After solving the big stone in his heart, Liu Yu was also a lot more relaxed, called out Shuang'er and Ling'er, and asked them to stay outside the door, Liu Yu returned to the room and worked hard to make a bunk on the floor.
As soon as he lay down, Liu Yu's mobile phone rang.
opened WeChat and took a look, and found that the star emperor was in the group.
"Little ghost, how is it, has that aunt arrived?"
"Your uncle, why did you get me such a trouble!"
said that Liu Yu also accompanied a picture of wanting to cry without tears.
"I sent you a beautiful woman, and you're not happy!"
"So good, why don't you keep it for yourself?"
"I don't like that kind of royal sister type, I like tender ones!"
Liu Yu pursed his lips and did not speak. The chat between the two people soon led the other two people out.
"Beauty, where is it, put down the Buddha, let the Buddha come!"
The monk who didn't want to be a monk shouted as soon as he appeared.
The Yin Yang Descendant couldn't help but ask, "What happened so lively?"
The Star Emperor told everyone the ins and outs of the matter.
Yin and Yang heir: "Okay, little ghost, the eyes are not shallow!"
The monk who doesn't want to be a monk: "Little ghost, the Star Emperor is so good to give you a beautiful woman, you still don't like it, you really can't send it to the Buddha!"
"That beauty is surrounded by snakes, do you want it?"
Liu Yu couldn't help but ask.
"Forget it, forget it, I'm most afraid of that thing, Buddha!"
After chatting with Zheng, Mo Lianyi suddenly spoke, "Liu Yu, you're almost done, go to bed early, and send me to work tomorrow!"
Mo Xiaoniu spoke, of course Liu Yu didn't dare to be presumptuous, and said to everyone, and the beautiful president told him to sleep, so he turned off his mobile phone.
The night passed peacefully, and no snakes crawled into the house.
Early the next morning, Liu Yu packed up the futon early and went to the kitchen to cook.
In a few moments, the scent filled the courtyard.
"Uh, landlord, what are you doing?"
Li Yueran, the little gluttonous cat, was the first to get up, she pushed open the door and rubbed her eyes, glanced at Liu Yu, who was busy in the kitchen, and couldn't help but ask.
"Meat soup, you quickly clean up, it's time to eat in a while!"
Finally lit a cigarette and said lightly.
After a while, all three women in the courtyard were cleaned up.
Liu Yu took a pot of fragrant meat soup and put it on the table, and then went to the kitchen to get four bowls and four spoons.
"Ripples, try the meat soup I made, you can't eat this thing in normal times!"
Liu Yu smiled and gave Mo Lianyi a bowl.
"Cut, who's rare!"
Mo Lianyi was still a little angry with Liu Yu, but when he smelled the fragrance that made his appetite move, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
I couldn't help but take a bite, and my big watery eyes narrowed into a beautiful crescent shape.
I have to say that although Liu Yu sometimes hates this guy, he really doesn't have to say anything about this craft!
Li Yueran and Ye Tingcheng also filled a bowl by themselves and ate it by themselves.
"Landlord, this meat is so delicious, how can this pork be so delicious?"
Soon a bowl of meat soup was wiped out by Li Yueran, she licked her tongue unsatisfactorily, looked at Liu Yu again and asked.
I have to say that I am too mysterious as a landlord.
"Doesn't look like the pork we bought yesterday?"
Mo Lianyi looked at the lean and lean meat in the bowl and said.
"Originally, this wasn't pork, didn't you go into the yard yesterday with two snakes, this thing is really delicious, the old immortal used to eat this thing in the mountains, and was bitten by a big poisonous snake on the buttocks!"
Thinking of the old immortal, Liu Yu couldn't help but smile.
"What?"
"You say it's snake meat!"
"You pervert, you actually eat this thing!"
Then the three girls looked disgusted, Mo Lianyi and Li Yueran threw down the bowl directly, Ye Tingcheng went even further, ran directly to the corner of the yard, and began to vomit heavily.
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