Chapter 124.Li Yuan's fart is powerful

Brothers, let's talk about the whole thing, go back to get dressed, take advantage of the evening to find a steamed bun shop, and come back with 200 big steamed buns, and the steamed buns at night will definitely be cheap;

What kind of brother Tian, can we come back tomorrow night and fix it, I want to eat some meat buns with traps tomorrow morning, two fried dough sticks, and a bowl of tofu brain, what do you think? When I was still growing my body, I needed nutrition to replenish it, preferably on the whole egg order, that thing was a big supplement, Xiao Meng looked at Qi Tian with a blank eye.

No, you make up for it, I want to give you a whole poop, make up for you, don't you like it? Qi Tian glanced at Xiao Meng.

"Brother Tian, it's easy to have no friends if you're so nagging, and your heart makes you sparse. ”

Qi Tian jumped down from the stool, directly gave Xiao Meng a big neck, turned around and went back to the house to start dressing.

I don't know if steamed buns are cheap, how expensive are steamed buns, if you want to eat some trapped ones, you can see who killed the pigs, go to the whole pig's large intestine, there is still in it, it is full of traps, you go to take a whole bite, Lei Ye muttered to Xiao Meng;

Oh I'm fucking, this little bitch is nagging for you, it's so hard, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll stop dressing and go out to buy steamed buns, and I'll eat shit directly in a while, Xiao Meng picked his ass after speaking, picked up the clothes on the side in his little red pants and began to wear them slowly.

"If you want to say envy, you still have to envy Zhang Feng and Li Yuan, these two boys, how blessed they are, Xiao Meng put on his pants and said. ”

"What's wrong with you?" I asked. ”

What's wrong with the two of you, one day you pretended to be confused, you both have an object, can't you eat steamed buns when you're hungry, it's still milky, I just don't know if it's Wangzi small steamed buns or bread!!

"Haha, envy, but you didn't, I'm angry with you, right, Li Yuan?"

"There is nothing wrong with that, this is the gap between people, there is an object is different, Li Yuan leaned his head on his hands, and he looked like a bull pen. ”

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After cleaning up, we ran to a steamed bun shop not too far from the school, and it was a coincidence that this house was about to close, so we hurriedly shouted to wait a while.

The owner of this steamed bun shop is a middle-aged man in his thirties, a little short in height, that is, a little more than 1.5 meters, it doesn't look like a tall one, just short;

Li Yuan and I have been to this steamed bun recipe a few times, his steamed buns are very delicious, and the best one is the bean paste bun, the taste is called a perfect one, and his family also sold a box lunch at noon;

One dollar a piece, especially cheap, a piece of rice, a piece of three fresh, if you want to eat something with meat, it is two yuan, the lunch boxes at that time were quite cheap, the amount is very much, the most important thing is very clean, the oil used is soybean oil or something, and the meal is not to be bad.

It's not like the current boxed lunch, a piece costs ten yuan at every turn, and it can't be eaten, and it doesn't look very hygienic.

This steamed bun shop is the kind of blue mobile kitchen in the countryside, but it has been renovated, it is very clean, there is a kitchen, and a bed, you can directly see how it is done, I have seen it once before, it is very clean, not so buried;

This small shop is very close to the school, and there are a lot of people at noon, all of whom come here to buy steamed buns and box lunches, and the business is very good, although the price is quite cheap, but you can also make a lot of money a year.

"Uncle, let's slow down the steamed buns, are there still steamed buns?" Qi Tian asked. ”

Yes, there is, but the steamed buns are a little cold now, not hot at all, otherwise you will come to buy them again tomorrow?

"It's okay, uncle, it doesn't matter, we just buy steamed buns and save them, and they don't get in the way. ”

Okay, come in, the boss answered and led us into the house;

This hut is very hot, it is still heated, there are computers in it, and there are sofas, basically everything for daily life, and there are a lot of them.

Boys, how many steamed buns do you want, the boss asked as he picked up a bag of steamed buns.

Get me two hundred steamed buns first, Qi Tian replied.

"What? How many? 200? Can you eat it all, you can't put it down, it won't take a few days to spoil, why buy so much at once? Just buy some every day." ”

It's okay, uncle, you can pretend, we have a refrigerator, it's okay to put it in the refrigerator, Qi Tian said with a smile.

Those, I'll pretend for you, the boss smiled and began to pack the steamed buns, and after a while, they were loaded, full of four or five bags, looking at these steamed buns, I was a little dizzy, what years did I have to eat;

I packed 200 steamed buns for you, and 50 bean paste buns, otherwise tomorrow the bean paste buns will have to be thrown away, and the overnight stuff will not be delicious, and the boss handed us the steamed buns.

"Thank you, uncle, how much?"

I will give 100 yuan for these, this big night, otherwise I can't sell it, and I have to keep it for myself to eat, just when you come to buy it, I don't have to worry about it, the boss smiled.

Nacheng, we will buy steamed buns in the future, Qi Tian took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to the boss;

After we sent the steamed buns back, we went to the supermarket next to us to buy a box of mustard, moved two boxes of beer, and got two cigarettes.

The refrigerator is stuffed with big steamed buns and bean paste buns, and there are mustard and beer next to it.

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After getting up the next morning, we used the pot to heat a few steamed buns, a bag of mustard for one person, and the click is to make it, although it is said that the taste is not good, there is no taste at all, but they are all big men, no one cares about those, there is a stutter on the line, as long as it can fill the stomach, who cares so much, who cares about whether it is delicious or not.

It's like a popular phrase on the Internet now;

"You eat instant noodles every day, will it be healthy, aren't you afraid of eating it and damaging your body?"

"I eat instant noodles every day, and I still care so much? As long as I don't die of hunger, what do I care about my health?"

After eating, we smoked a cigarette in the house, and we used to smoke outside after eating, Qi Tian said that in the future, try to smoke as little as possible outside, and the rest of the cigarette butt can be saved, and when you can't afford to buy cigarettes for a while, you can also use it, don't mix it to the point that you can't even smoke the cigarette butt.

A few of us finished eating steamed buns, smoked cigarettes, and came to the school with neat steps, when we arrived at the school gate, we were stupid, today is a holiday, in addition to the school is lived, there is no one at all, even the old man who guards the door has run home to rest.

Grass, what's the matter, I forgot that today is a holiday, isn't this nonsense, I got up so early, I rubbed my face;

I just want to know who greeted the school, I was sleeping soundly, and I was dragged up, I was in a hurry and I didn't even wear pants, and I didn't even wear one of my socks, Xiao Meng gritted his teeth next to him, his eyes were red, and his clothes looked like he was going to eat people.

"It's him..."

"Zhang Feng.."

"And Li Yuan"

What a misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I thought I was going to school today, I forgot, I scratched my head in embarrassment, I feel deeply sorry for this matter, please accept my apology, I put my hands on my chest and bowed my head slightly.

Please also accept my apologies, Li Yuan also followed my example, pouted and lowered his head, maybe he didn't control it, and let out a fart;

Li Yuan's fart is called a sound, it seems to be a thunderbolt, and it smells special, usually the fart outside is blown away by the wind, Li Yuan doesn't have it, the smell is particularly strong;

It's as if it's an adhesive, frozen in the air...........

I, Nima, what are you eating, this dead smell, it seems to be a bad smell of, it's too pungent, it's a little spicy, it seems to be the amine smell that the teacher talked about in chemistry class, Xiao Meng covered his nose and said angrily.

I'm sorry, it's a little out of control, it may also want to say a few words, Li Yuan patted his ass;

Since it's a holiday today, let's go back, don't be here, like a fool, Qi Tian waved his hand, and a few of us walked to the place where we lived.

When passing by the billiard hall, I saw that the door was still open, it was estimated that there were too many people inside, all smoking, a little choking, I looked inside, I actually saw the white wolf group playing billiards inside, and there were a lot of bastards inside, all of which I had not seen, probably played in the society, or from other schools.

Back to the place where we lived, one of us opened a bottle of beer, and there was no food, so one person ate a bag of mustard, dried a bottle of beer, if it was put on a holiday, we must have run out to surf the Internet, and now the situation is different, so we can only pout and sleep in the house.

When I woke up, it was already six or seven o'clock in the evening, it was already dark outside, and dinner was just turned into bean paste buns and steamed buns.

At this time, Qi Tian's mobile phone rang, Qi Tian took out his mobile phone and put it to his ear, said two words and handed the mobile phone to me, looking for your !!

Looking for me? Why are you still calling your phone? I asked, snorting my fingers that had just finished grabbing the mustard.

"Your daughter-in-law, she seems to have my mobile phone number. ”

"Hey, daughter-in-law, what's the matter with me, do you miss me, I took the phone and asked shyly. ”

Damn, I haven't sent it these days, so dare to call my daughter-in-law, how can I be embarrassed by this single man, no, I have to ask my old man to give me the whole mobile phone, Xiao Meng took a bite of the steamed bun and said.