042 Dong Zhuoyan Lu Bu
Wushan was very sure on the surface, but in fact, he also drew a question mark in his heart, because he also found that many changes in his body started after that business trip to country G with Mayang.
But for the details of that business trip, it was strange that he couldn't remember it at all, but he heard Mayang say that everything went well, and he couldn't remember it a day or two before that.
Later, in the company, when he saw the contract signed by himself during the business trip, Wu Shan felt so strange that he couldn't remember that he had signed it on it, but fortunately, the content of the contract was quite beneficial to Wu's.
He once suspected that he had amnesia, but after Dr. Hua Xiaotuo gave him a brain scan, he said, "Everything is normal, there is no need to worry about it."
"Okay, okay, don't think so much, cheers!"
When Ye Laihuan and Moonlight Ancestor wanted to pour wine into Wushan, Wushan blocked it with his hand for the first time, insisting that he would only drink white water today.
"I'll go, how can that work? Have you ever seen anyone go to a bar and just drink water? Dude can't afford to hire anyone. Besides, Wushan, you are famous for not getting drunk with a thousand cups, and letting you replace wine with water is an insult to you!"
Yueguang Ancestor also helped: "That's it, even if everyone else drinks white water, you have to drink liquor!"
Ye Laihuan: "Look, I kept all the good wine at the bottom of the box in our bar for the two of you, and last time a few guests saw it, I didn't sell it for 60,000 yuan." I said this is my personal treasure, for my buddy, how about it, is that interesting?"
Wushan smelled it, it was a good wine, but for some reason, a disgust arose from the bottom of his heart, as if the body had a natural rejection reaction to alcohol, evil man!
In the past, wine and meat were his favorites, even if he couldn't see a woman for a day, he couldn't see wine and meat!
Seeing that he resolutely refused, in the end, it was Yueguang Zu who spoke for him: "Forget it, Wushan is not a hypocritical person, if he can drink it, he will definitely drink it, there must be some reason, don't force him." ”
Ye Laihuan said disdainfully: "Moonlight Ancestor, look at you, you are a good old man! Now in this world, the more good people are, the more difficult it is to mix, I see when you will be able to get a wife!"
Moonlight Ancestor went back: "You first ask for your wife and then talk about me!"
That being said, Ye Laihuan really went to pour a glass of ice water for Wushan.
When the three of them are together, the eternal topic is national affairs and women.
National events generally take 10 to 20 minutes to complete, talk about the political situation at home and abroad, comment on the recent merits and demerits of the president and cabinet of the country, and leave endless time all for women, the main programs include: Ye Lai Huan shares his friends (Niu) heart (Mi) De (Ji), Wu Shan talks about which celebrities have recently captured the hearts of celebrities, the opportunity for Moonlight Zu to salivate their baba, and Ye Lai Huan teaches Moonlight Ancestor not to be so honest.
The above content is in no particular order.
Tonight, Moonlight Ancestor finally spoke a little more actively than usual.
Because his neighbor has recently moved away, and a new soft girl has moved in, he says he likes it very much.
In order to curry favor with her and get close to her, he worked tirelessly as a porter, a water faucet repairer, a computer repairman, an electrician, and so on.
Whenever he was sweating profusely, the girl would take a scented towel to wipe his sweat, and her eyes were discharged, and her mouth said coquettishly, "Little brother, you are so good", so he worked harder as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
The "Bright-eyed Man" slapped the table and laughed when he heard it: "Brother Moonlight, I guess as soon as you walk on the front foot, the girl on the back foot will run to her boyfriend and say, 'My new neighbor is a silly boy, and he doesn't charge for doing the dirty work for me, and he makes a lot of money!'"
Moonlight Ancestor slowly and innocently pushed his glasses: "Won't it?"
"Definitely, and you'll be willing to be her 24-hour free babysitter and security guard, on call!" Ye Laihuan winked at him, "I guess, you haven't even touched someone's finger yet, have you?"
Moonlight ancestral embarrassment, default.
"Where are you going to find such an honest person now? If you can't do this, I'll tell you. ”
Ye Laihuan originally wanted Wushan to support his words, but found that he was in a trance, so he didn't listen at all.
When asked what Wushan had recently gained, Wushan said no.
For the first time in years, he said no.
Usually, his car is like a treasure bag of a robot cat, with all kinds of beautiful women and celebrities in it, one after another, and another for a while, with different styles.
"I want to rest. ”
Ye Laihuan and Moonlight Ancestor looked at each other.
This time together, I feel that Wushan has become a lot stranger. Who said that the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to move?
Now it's time for the jokers to talk about the connotation of the joke at night.
Ye Lai Huan cleared his throat: "It is said that one day, Dong Zhuo invited Lu Bu, Li Ru and other henchmen to a banquet, and Diao Chan accompanied him. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo Ming cicada painted black breasts. During the banquet, the candles flickered, and after the vision was restored, everyone's hands were black, and their hands were clean. Zhuo Sui rewarded the cloth, saying: cloth, loyal ministers, cloth, cloth smiled, showing black teeth......"
Early the next morning, the forest park had just opened, and dozens of people swaggered to the ticket office.
The person in the window looked at them and asked, "Do you want to buy a group ticket?"
The leader replied, "If you take your park for half a day, how will it be charged?"
The conductor was dumbfounded: "There is no such precedent yet, you wait for me to ask my superiors." ”
Twenty minutes later, with a thick pile of cash on the table, the group rushed into the park and launched a carpet search for Xiaobai's small necklace, and the rest of the normal tourists were blocked from the door.
The garden is also open to income generation.
All the amusement equipment, as well as under the trees, in the tree holes, and even in the bird's nest, were searched, as if they were afraid that squirrels, gophers, birds, and shells would be dragged home.
They found a wealth of species that other tourists had left behind – cups, head flowers, shoes, socks, rings, cell phones, flashlights...... It's unbelievable that there are wigs and braces!
Suddenly, a man held an object above his head and shouted, "Found it, found it, this is it!"
When everyone looked at it, the man was carrying a rope in his hand, and he could vaguely see a pendant with red beans hanging from the stone, dirty and with the aroma of earth, because it had just been dug out of the soil, maybe the little squirrel was used as food and wanted to hide it for the winter.
The leader looked at it and scolded: "It's such a thing, so many people have been looking for Lao Tzu for an hour!
The brigade of people and horses Hulala withdrew from the park, and ordinary tourists were allowed to enter.
Xiaobai was very excited when he received the call: "What? I really found it! Great, great, I'll go over and get it now!"
Wu Shan played with the pendant that was not beautiful to him, and his voice returned to its former coldness: "But I am not free now." ”
Xiaobai couldn't wait: "Oh, why don't you leave it in one place and I'll go over and pick it up?"
"Since it's an important thing, I must hand it over to you personally. ”
"When are you free? Tonight?"
Wu Shan snorted in his nose, why have I never seen you meet in such a hurry?
"I'm not available today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow. ”
Xiaobai finally understood: "Okay, you trick me!"
"If you want, just be patient. ”
Xiao Bai gritted his teeth: "Okay!"
She is still very grateful and content, no matter what, it is good to be able to get it back, just wait.
In the past few days, there is no pendant around my neck, and I am very unaccustomed to it, as if it is a wireless signal receiver, without it, I would lose contact with my beloved Meng Junyao.
In fact, the real wireless signal should be thinking about each other, right?
Whether it is far away in the sky, or even if heaven and man are separated forever, this signal will not weaken.
After waiting for 3 days, Xiaobai took the initiative to call Wushan again, but it was either busy or not answered, and finally connected, she begged in a voice as peaceful as possible: "Can you return the pendant to me today?"
"No, because I'm on a business trip, and it won't take me half a month to come back. ”
"You!" Xiaobai was about to collapse, "You let someone express it to me, just pay on delivery!"
"Express delivery often loses packages, aren't you afraid of losing them again?"
"Then you set a specific date, I'll die, oh no, I'll die!"
Cold voice: "Next Friday." ”
Xiaobai gritted his teeth: "Count you ruthless, OK!"
Math is not good, hung up the phone and counted the days, his grandmother is a bear, today is only Tuesday, until next Friday there are a full 10 days, slowly boil it.
Xiaobai, who is temporarily unemployed, wanders around and goes to the welfare home to help.
Dean Feng: "Why don't you come here on weekends?"
"I, I'm on vacation, and I'm idle. ”
"Oh, didn't you just take a vacation not long ago?"
"Oh, the unit benefits are good. ”
"Why hasn't Mr. Yi been here for a long time? Are you two okay?"
"Dean Feng, the two of us really don't have anything to do with each other, I just know him like you. ”
"Oh," Dean Feng was a little disappointed, originally she thought that the two of them were good children, and if they came together, they should be an enviable pair, "I don't understand the affairs of you young people." Then you're not a big boss, do you have a partner? If not, I'll introduce you to one?"
The person he loves the most has married a wife, and the person he doesn't love has taken possession of him, Xiaobai feels uncomfortable, but he still tries to smile: "I'm still young, don't worry, I will tell you good news!"
Dean Feng sighed with emotion: "Young people now, I really don't understand what you think...... Oh yes, Xiaobai, there's something I want to ask you. Someone contacted me yesterday and said that their organization was responsible for all the children's illnesses in our welfare home, but they did not disclose the name of that institution. ”
When Xiaobai heard this, he knew that Wushan was fulfilling his promise.
In this way, this person is okay, not bad to the house.
But Dean Feng went on to say, "...... I guess it must be a human trafficker, so I scolded him and walked away. ”
"What? you scolded you?!"
"That's right, there are so many liars these days!"
Xiaobai: "......"