Chapter 45 Playing tricks on the restaurant owner
Ye Xuan ripped off the invisibility cloak on Lin Kong's body, half-squatted on the ground, squinted his eyes and said, "Little Xuanzi, are you fat?"
Lin Kong hugged the back of his head and rubbed it wildly, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Boss, so you can see me!"
Ye Xuan glanced at Lin Kong: "Nonsense, I can't see how you and I know those two special functions." ”
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" Ye Xuan kicked Lin Kong and urged: "I'm still in a hurry to go back and study this invisibility cloak well!"
After speaking, Ye Xuan no longer handed over the invisibility cloak to Lin Kong, just took it in his hand, turned around and walked out of the private room.
"Boss, how much?"
In front of the counter of the small restaurant, Ye Xuan was checking out.
However, the restaurant owner didn't seem to have any intention of settling the bill immediately, but poked his head out and looked behind Ye Xuan. Finding that there was no one behind Ye Xuan, the boss asked:
"What about the person who came with you?" said as he hurriedly walked to the private room where Ye Xuan had eaten before.
Ye Xuan didn't understand why the boss asked about Lin Kong, but he still replied, "He's still in the private room!"
As soon as the word "what" came out, two earth-shattering "beast roars" sounded almost simultaneously.
"Damn!"
Lin Kong had just walked out of the door of the private room, and he happened to collide with the restaurant owner who was rushing in in a hurry.
"Damn! it's you!" Hearing Lin Kong's voice, the restaurant owner rubbed his forehead, grabbed Lin Kong without even raising his head, and asked, "What are you doing howling, I thought something was wrong!"
Lin Kong grabbed the restaurant owner's wrist and tore it open, pointed to his red forehead and shouted, "What do you mean it's okay to howl, you knocked me into this bear, it's okay?"
"That's not what I'm talking about!" The restaurant owner took out his other hand, grabbed Lin Kong's collar again, and yelled loudly, "What I asked was what you were doing when you were just eating, when you were crying wolf!"
Lin Kong was stunned: "When you eat, what time do you eat?"
Ye Xuan reminded on the side: "It's when you put on your clothes just now." ”
"Clothes... Oh, that's it, that's what," looking at the restaurant owner with an angry face, Lin Kong smiled weakly and explained, "I shouted twice just now, but it's not because of that!"
"Because what?" the restaurant owner said angrily, "Do you know that more than half of my guests have been blinded by you?" ”
"Huh?"
Lin Kong looked around, and found that the guests in the restaurant were indeed much fewer than when he came, so he couldn't help scratching his head in embarrassment, and said in a flickering manner: "Boss, it is indeed my fault for scaring your guests away, here, I apologize!"
"However," Lin Kong straightened up and said solemnly, "You are also responsible for this matter!"
The restaurant owner originally thought that Lin Kong was going to apologize, but he didn't expect to put the responsibility on his head, and immediately slammed Lin Kong's neckline, glared at him and shouted: "Nonsense!
"Hey, hey, boss, don't be angry first!" Lin Kong hurriedly went to break the hand of the restaurant owner, and said while breaking it: "Eliminate the anger, first eliminate the anger!" Boss, you listen to me, I said that you are also responsible, and there is a reason!"
The restaurant owner asked, "What is the reason?"
"The reason..."Lin Kong looked at Ye Xuan, who was watching the excitement behind the restaurant owner, and explained: "The reason is that the food you cooked is so fragrant, boss, and I was so moved during the process of eating, so I couldn't help but shout out loud." ”
"Really?" the restaurant owner asked, "Is it really because my cooking is so delicious?"
"Of course!" Lin Kong said, "I don't believe you asked my friend!"
As he spoke, Lin Kong pouted in Ye Xuan's direction, and when the restaurant owner turned his head to look at Ye Xuan, Lin Kong winked at Ye Xuan.
The restaurant owner looked back at Ye Xuan and asked, "What he said is true?"
"Huh!"
Ye Xuan was silent for a while, he didn't want to cooperate with Lin Kong to fool the restaurant owner, but Ye Xuan was in a hurry to go back to school at this time, and it was difficult to explain if he was honest, so he simply followed Lin Kong's words:
"Yes, boss, my friend screams excitedly because your cooking is so delicious!"
"That's right!" the restaurant owner said with a smile on his face: "Haha! That's really my responsibility." ”
As he spoke, the restaurant owner quickly let go of Lin Kong and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, friend! ”
"It's okay, it's okay!" Lin Kong straightened his neckline, pretending to be atmospheric, and said, "After all, I am also responsible." ”
"No, no, no, it's none of you, it's my responsibility, my responsibility. ”
The restaurant owner secretly paid attention to the reactions of the diners in the restaurant while playing with Lin Kongke, and the smile on the restaurant owner's face became even more overflowing when he saw that his family was listening attentively to himself.
"This friend," the restaurant owner grabbed Lin Kong's arm and deliberately said in a loud voice, "Today is because the food I made is so delicious, so it caused you to scream, but I misunderstood you, in order to express my apologies, I decided!"
As he spoke, the restaurant owner looked around again at the reaction of the diners in the restaurant, and found that the diners were listening more seriously, so he said loudly: "I have decided that everything you eat today is free!"
"All for free?" Lin Kong was happy when he heard this, but his face was full of embarrassment: "It's not good, boss, after all, you also want to make money, right?"
"Hey!" The restaurant owner said arrogantly after a while: "It's just a meal, and if you say it's free, it's free for you!"
Lin Kong looked at the attentive diners around him, his eyes rolled, and he also followed the example of the restaurant owner, and said loudly: "That's it! Okay then! This meal isn't worth much anyway! And the two of us were just blamed by you, since that's the case, our brothers will accept your affection." ”
Hearing Lin Kong's words, the restaurant owner's face changed, and then he looked at the diners around him, and found that everyone's complexion had really changed slightly, so he hurriedly said: "That, this little brother, I thought about it just now, and it seems that one meal can't make up for my apology." In this way, as long as the two of you come to eat in the future, it will all be half price, how about it?"
"Half price?" Lin Kong pretended to think for a moment and said, "Boss, wouldn't this be too costly for you, I think it's better to forget it." ”
The restaurant owner was overjoyed, and hurriedly continued: "It's not a waste of money, but since you said so, then..."
Before the restaurant owner could finish speaking, Lin Kong interrupted: "Besides, if I come to dinner with my friends again in the future, you may not be able to remember the two of us, boss!"
The restaurant owner sneered: "This, how can you not remember this!"
Lin Kong said meaningfully: "That's not necessarily!"
"Oh, what the hell is this!"
At this moment, a diner couldn't stand it anymore and interjected: "Isn't it okay to ask the boss to make a note for you?"
"Make a note?" Lin Kong's eyes lit up, and then he pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Forget it, this is too troublesome for the boss." ”
At this time, another diner interjected: "How can it be troublesome, just write a note, it's not troublesome at all, right, boss?"
Then everyone looked at the restaurant owner in unison.
The restaurant owner looked at Lin Kong, and then at the diners who were staring at him closely, and couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart, saying that you have all finished eating one by one, why are you still staying here and not leaving! But at this time, don't look at so many people, he can only reluctantly smile and say: "Yes, it's not troublesome, it's not troublesome at all, I'll go and write a note for you." ”
With that, the restaurant owner turned around and walked towards the counter.
Ye Xuan really couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly stopped the restaurant owner: "Boss, forget it, my friend is just joking with you." ”
After speaking, Ye Xuan glared at Lin Kong fiercely.
However, Lin Kong didn't know where to steal the guts, so he didn't even buy Ye Xuan's account, and pretended to be at a loss and said, "What are you kidding? I'm not joking!"
Hearing Lin Kong's words, the restaurant owner no longer hesitated, shook off Ye Xuan's arm, strode to the counter, and within a few minutes, he wrote a note and handed it to Lin Kong in the eyes of a group of diners.
Lin Kong smiled and said, "Hahaha! Thank you, boss! Thank you! In the future, the two of us will definitely come to patronize your business." ”
"Let's go!"
Ye Xuan felt that his face was about to burn and swell, and he ran out of the restaurant with Lin Kong.
After leaving the restaurant, he accused angrily:
"Xiao Linzi, how can you do this! Is it easy for others to do business, you play tricks on him like this!"
"Boss, do you listen to my explanation!" Lin Kong hurriedly patted Ye Xuan's back and said, "It's not that I deliberately tricked him, but that he is not a good person himself!"
Ye Xuan was stunned: "Not a good person?
Lin Kong continued: "Boss, do you remember the little man I met at the school gate last time, the one who was scared by the two of us." ”
Ye Xuan nodded and said, "Remember, what's wrong?"
"That restaurant owner just now is the little man's father!" Lin Kong said: "And I've checked, these two are not good birds!"
"Oh, so that's the case!" Ye Xuan suddenly realized: "I'll just say why you kid have to target that boss, it turns out that there is still this matter." ”
Lin Kong smiled: "How about the boss, I didn't do anything wrong, right?"
"I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't do anything wrong!" Ye Xuan patted Lin Kong's shoulder to encourage him, and then said, "It seems that the two of us will have to come to these two restaurants often in the future to take care of his business!"
"Hey, hey, I think so too!"
Then Ye Xuan and Lin Kong hooked their shoulders, and walked away with a wicked smile.