My cousin would call me basically every noon or night to ask me how my school life was, how I got along with my classmates, whether anyone was bullying, whether I was listening carefully in class, etc., etc., anyway, she would basically call me and ask me and care about me.

Today, I estimated that my cousin should be calling soon, so I didn't panic at all, I didn't expect my cousin's call to come in time.

"Hey, cousin. I took the cigarette off my mouth and coughed twice in discomfort.

"You're smoking again, aren't you?" told you not to smoke, but still smoke!" the cousin reprimanded sternly.

"I didn't smoke, I didn't smoke, this is at school, how dare I smoke. I laughed.

Xu Ruowu, who was on the side, said helplessly, "Brother Fan, I can't control it, I dare to smoke in school." ”

I glanced at Xu Ruowu, held down the microphone of the phone, and smiled at Xu Ruowu, "I'll smoke, I'll smoke, what's wrong with me?"

After speaking, he took a big puff of cigarette, and then spit the smoke on Xu Ruowu's face, which made Hua Sihan laugh at it.

"Boy, I'll call you well before the last call before being hospitalized, and you may not even be able to speak when you are called. "Ma Shiping was very patient.

I made an OK gesture.

"Hey, talk. "When my cousin saw that there was no sound on my side, she said.

"Oh oh, I just had a meal, and I'm a little hungry, so I've taken a few bites of food. I said quickly.

"How was your life at school? Do you have a girlfriend?" asked my cousin, knowing that I was in junior high school

"No, I don't. I glanced at Hua Sihan and thought to myself.

"Then hurry up and find one, by the way, how is the school class?" the cousin asked again.

"Class, the language is okay, the teacher is very eloquent, he can listen to it, the math is the same, he doesn't understand anything, he has to sleep, and the Japanese, reluctantly. I said truthfully.

"Mathematics can be put aside, you have to study hard in liberal arts, especially Japanese, before the third year of high school, take the second-level certificate in Japanese, otherwise it will ........" my cousin said seriously.

"Okay, I'm determined to study Japanese. "I don't dare not listen to my cousin's orders, and if I don't, I don't know when I will be skinned.

"That's right, is someone bullying you?" the cousin asked again.

The point is, I turned on the phone on speakerphone, and everyone could almost hear it.

"Yes. I looked at Ma Shiping and said.

Ma Shiping saw me looking at him, his face was not very good, but he still didn't make a move.

"Who, then you call back. My cousin said.

"I did, but he called his brother here, outside the school, and I heard that he was mixed in the red light district. I said.

"Who's the red light district, what's it called?"

"Ma Shiping!"

Seeing me say Ma Shiping's name, Ma Shiping just looked at me and sneered.

"Ma Shiping, who is the red light district with?" asked my cousin.

"Hey, who are you with?" I said to Ma Shiping, not afraid at all, after all, my cousin had also been in contact with people in the past.

"Master is with Zhang Tian in the red light district!" Ma Shiping sneered.

"Oh. "I said," he said, "He said he was with Zhang Tian in the red light district." ”

"Zhang Tian?tell her that I am Liu Chuchen from Phoenix Hall. The cousin said lightly.

"Oh, good. I said to Ma Shiping again, "My sister, she is Liu Chuchen of Phoenix Hall." ”

Ma Shiping was already a little panicked when he heard my sister say that it was Liu Chuchen from Phoenix Hall, and after listening to me, his legs trembled, and he knelt on the ground after three or four seconds, "Big brother, I was wrong, I didn't know that you were Sister Liu's younger brother of Phoenix Hall." ”

"WOC!, cousin, your name is a bit big!" I was a little surprised.

My cousin also heard Ma Shiping's voice and said lightly, "Fortunately, everyone in the red light district knows each other, and it's useless elsewhere." ”

"Now that you know that I am Liu Chuchen's younger brother, do you know how to do it?" I said to Ma Shiping with a smile.

"Got it, got it, I'll take the people with me. Ma Shiping stood up and prepared to leave.

"Wait, who told you to stand up, kneel!" I shouted, pointing at Ma Shiping.

Ma Shiping quickly knelt down, "Brother, what else do you have to do?"

"Let you go, okay, slap yourself ten times, and you and your brother won't look for me in the future, you will leave after slapping!" I said domineeringly.

"This?" Ma Shiping hesitated.

"Fan!" my cousin said, hearing our conversation, over the phone.

"Smack!" Ma Shiping quickly slapped himself, "Slap! s........lap!"

Ten times in a row, the people around were stunned.

"Brother, I can.... Let's go?" Ma Shiping said, his face was slapped red by himself, and he wore heavy makeup, which was really disgusting to look at.

"It's disgusting, get out of here!" I scolded.

Ma Shiping didn't dare to let go of his fart, and quickly ran away with his little brothers.

I thought to myself that my cousin is really terrible, and the Phoenix Hall in the red light district has come out, and I am a little afraid of my cousin.

"Cousin, thank you. I thanked my cousin.

"Don't be polite to me, read the book well, and repay my sister in the future, that's all, nothing to hang up first." My cousin said.

"Okay, cousin!" I hung up the phone and looked at the stunned crowd and exclaimed, "Look what I'm doing?

The people around him hurriedly buried their heads in eating.

Xu Ruowu gave me a thumbs up, "Brother Fan, you are so awesome!"

"Brother Fan is awesome!" the younger brothers behind Xu Ruowu also shouted.

"it, let's go buy food and eat. "I took out my meal card and threw it to them.

"Brother Xie Fan!" everyone thanked.

"WOC! Who is that guy, he was such a dick just now, and now he is so generous, I seem to be messing with him!" said a nearby student who was eating.

"Don't think about it, that kind of person is not something we can contact, and a phone call can scare those people like this. The friend next to the student said.

I heard them chatting, ignored them, the corners of my mouth rose slightly, it seems that the wave of forced pretending just now is cool!

"Miss Hua Sihan, let's continue to eat!" I said to Hua Sihan, who hadn't shaken his mind yet.

"Ahh Hua Sihan shook his head and smiled awkwardly.

That's it, after Hua Sihan and I had lunch at noon, I sent Hua Sihan to the classroom, I was going to go to the basketball court to play for a while, Hua Sihan asked me where to go, I said to play on the basketball court, Hua Sihan said she was going too, so I went to the basketball court with Hua Sihan.

It just so happened that Xu Ruowu and Wang Gang had some younger brothers playing on that court, so I walked over.

"Grab the scene!" I walked over and shouted, scaring Xu Ruowu and the others.

"WOC! It turned out to be Brother Fan, I thought there would be a fight again. Xu Ruowu saw that it was me, and said with a sigh of relief.

"Let's play! Just enough people. I said.

"Playing with Brother Fan?WOC! was tortured to death!" Xu Ruowu shouted.

"Don't talk nonsense, come and squad!" I said.

That's how we split the team in black and white.