The two young men knelt on the ground and didn't get up, their eyes kept staring in one direction, Qi Tian followed the young man's line of sight, the spider was staring at them, no wonder the two young people didn't dare to get up, it could be seen that these two young people were very afraid of spiders, and the spider knelt on the ground and didn't dare to get up with a look;

Okay, don't stare at them a few times, your eyes are going to pop out in a while, don't think that you are called a spider, you really have several pairs of eyes, what's the matter, you have to let me beg you, my spider brother, do you want me to ask you to take a good meal? Qi Tian said with a smile.

Ask for a poop, you have opened your mouth, so what else can I say, you two hurry up, pay attention in the future, the spider smiled, his feelings for Qi Tian are like his own brother, Qi Tian has been pestering him behind his ass since he was a child, not because his boss is Qi Tian's father, so he went to please Qi Tian, it is not like this, the spider feels very sorry for Qi Tian in his heart.

The two young men dared to stand up when they saw that the spider had spoken, and the two of them bent down at Qi Tian to express their gratitude;

"Oh, what are you doing here, no, I have to thank you both, if it weren't for you today, I would have to let people cut Shabi, and besides, you two are older than me, I still have to call you two brothers in terms of age, haha." ”

"Don't, you are the son of the Ziyu Dynasty, what is the identity of the two of us, where do you dare to call you brothers, if this spreads, then we must not be thrown into the Songhua River to feed the fish, the two young men shook their heads hurriedly. ”

I'm not happy to say that, doesn't my old man have a slogan, what's it called, Brother Spider, what's that slogan called? Why can't I remember? Qi Tian scratched his head and asked.

"What kind of slogan? The boss has a lot of slogans, you asked coldly, I'm still a little blindsided, the spider put away the circlip, played with the box of cigarettes in his hand and said. ”

It's about the leader and subordinates of the hall, what buddy, what brother's sentence, I remember that my old man will say two sentences every time he has a meeting, Brother Spider, I see that you are not very attentive to the hall, and you can't even remember the slogan of your boss, it seems that I am going to hit your little report, Qi Tian glanced at the Ninety-Five Zun in the spider's hand and said.

"Rub, this sentence, I can forget everything else, how can I forget this sentence, do I want to learn the tone of the boss's speech?" the spider asked. ”

"Of course you want to, and you still have to learn to be like it, even the movements and gods have to be imitated, you know? Brother Spider, Qi Tian licked his lips. ”

"Okay, I'll teach you how, the spider rubbed his face. ”

"Ahem, that's quiet, don't speak, I'll say a few words, in our hall, there are no superiors and subordinates, and there are no leaders, everyone is brothers and sisters, this hall is our home, we have to love him with our hearts, anyone who destroys it will be punished, even if it is me, I have to carry a mop to mop the toilet." ”

"On the surface, you can go to play and make trouble casually, but if anyone gets those crooked ways for me in private, don't say that I will throw you to the crematorium, remember what we say: If you want to do a good business, brothers and sisters will do it together, and if you want a good business, brothers and sisters will do it together. ”

The spider made exaggerated gestures as he spoke, looking like he really had a bit of a leader's momentum, but the spider looked a little out of tune, and it was not suitable to be a zero leader.

Watching the strange performance of the spider, we were all amused, and even the two young people laughed along, it was called a brilliant ah, as if what happened just now was like it didn't happen, and it may be like this when you come out to play, if you have a mistake, you have to admit it, you have to stand firm when you are beaten, you can't resist, you can't shrink.

"What kind of little god? I don't learn like that? I don't say anything the boss said, even the gestures or something I performed, you can't make a small report, or the boss will have to take this domineering back to me, and I have to kick the two-wheeled kick 125, and I have kicked twice, and my thighs are blistered. ”

"Really, so sinister?"

"Of course it's true, then can it be fake? When did my spider tell a lie, everything was the truth, the spider patted his chest, and accidentally fell to the ground. ”

Qi Tian immediately picked it up first, quickly took out a cigarette from it and put it in his mouth, then took out two more cigarettes and threw them to the two young men, and finally threw the cigarette case directly to Lei Ye.

"Brothers, hurry up and smoke, this is a good cigarette, don't smoke in vain, it's rare for our spider brother to be so particular, haha." ”

Little God, you can't be authentic, I can't prevent you from it, forget it, it seems that this is my life, no wonder I went to tell my fortune this morning, the old man said that I was going to break the fortune today, I didn't believe it at first, it seems that this is true, the spider glanced at the ninety-five in our mouths, and the corners of his mouth twitched!!

In the end, Xiao Meng handed the cigarette box to the spider, he opened it and saw that there was only one left in the whole box of cigarettes, with tears in his eyes, which could flow out at any time, and the spider took the last cigarette in his mouth and lit it in distress, and took a deep breath, as if he was carefully tasting the taste of tobacco;

After taking a puff of cigarettes, the spider glanced at us: You are really a group of little wolf cubs, you are really ruthless, those three are very strong, you said that the three of you have two cigarettes in your mouth, can you take a look, the whole one will be gone, look at the smoke, you are about to catch up with the chimney.

When we saw it, it was Zhang Qi, Huzi and Li Yuan, the three of them, one of whom had two cigarettes in his mouth, and they all lit them, and watching the three of them amuse us all, which made us laugh.

After smoking, the spider beckoned us to go to the hospital to bandage us, we looked a little miserable, either the head was opened or the eye socket was swollen, the most serious was Li Yuan and Zhang Qi, one was vomited, and now it is a little nauseous, Zhang Qi's arm hurts a little and can't lift it;

The two sticks of the army were drawn a little hard, such a big physique, still an adult, we are only fifteen or sixteen years old, not yet fully developed, the army may not be too ruthless, if it is really strong, the baseball bat is easy to dry on the head.

"Come, all get into my car, I'll take you to the hospital, after saying that, the spider took out the car key and opened the car door and got into the cab, the two young people got into the co-pilot's position, I still wondered, why did these two people enter the co-pilot at the same time, and as soon as I entered, I couldn't see them, and I heard the movement of the car Why is something wrong, the roar is too loud, and the back is still "whirring" with black smoke, a bit like the sound of a tractor, and the high beams are on, so that we can't open our eyes. ”

"Brother Spider, do you mean to let us all take your car?" Qi Tian asked. ”

"yes, what's the problem? stop talking nonsense, let's get in the car, what time is it, it's almost midnight, the nightlife is about to start, let's get in the good together, okay?"

"What the hell is this? What about these more than ten people? Even if your car is big, it can't fit more than a dozen?" Qi Tianting muttered a few speechlessly. ”

Don't worry, you can definitely fit it, you can't doubt that your spider brother knows, when did I ever talk and lie? You will know when you come up from the car door, you can sit down, and it is not crowded.

"Grass, I really don't believe in this evil, you can also fit this car, do you think you are a truck, Qi Tian reluctantly pulled the car door and glanced inside, and instantly he was very confused, his eyes were straight, Qi Tian waved his hand at us: Brothers, come up, you can really sit down, really spacious, this space is too enough. ”

"We heard Qi Tian have already said so, then let's go, anyway, the drivers are not afraid, then what are we afraid of in the car, we all got into it, after entering the moment, we were a little blindsided, not crowded, but by this car to be shocked, it was too shocking, the people who studied this car did not apply for patents are really blind. ”

There is only one seat on the whole domineering car, which is the driving position made of spiders, and it is especially a red leather seat, and the two young people sitting in the co-pilot seat are sitting on two small red mini sofas, saying that the size of the mini sofa is actually thirty centimeters, and there is a leaning one in the back;

The seats in the back have become two rows of small horses, more than a dozen of them, the position where Zhang Qi and Li Yuan are sitting is the trunk, I am really afraid that they will fall out, in the middle of the two rows of small horses is a small table, that is, the kind of small folding table sold in the market for ten yuan a piece, which is generally placed on the bed;

I glanced at the spider leather seat under the electric wok and cutting board and the like, good guys, this is usually still in the car to eat hot pot, this modification is really too good B, not to admire;

The most bizarre thing has to be said to be above the window, I actually saw a few strings of red pepper and garlic hanging, this is really all, everything has it, this can live in the car, a dozen warm winds, eating hot pot, this is also the first time, the important thing is that there is a big sound on the roof of the carport, that is, the one behind the motorcycle, this is really a stereo surround sound, if you play a song, you have to be old.

"No, Brother Spider, your car is a bit different, you changed it?" Qi Tian asked a little confused. ”

"Yes, I changed it, the design concept and real-time operation are done by me alone, how about it, not bad, does it look particularly good, just our car, you can do whatever you want in it, I plan to get a small single bed in a few days, I will lie down and sleep for a while when I am tired of driving, and then get up and continue to drive. ”