336 Chasing a squirrel for a gift
Although he sat opposite each other, the difference from usual was that Wu Shan's eyes were closed at this time.
In the past, when Xiaobai practiced sketching, he could observe an egg for an hour, let alone appreciate Wushan, which has a prosperous beauty, and his angular face made people want to observe the light and shade from different angles.
The Creator is too generous to this man, 360 degrees without dead ends, and he is a male god from every angle.
The most important thing is that his beauty is masculine enough and not a sissy.
Nowadays, the feminine Korean Wave is in power, a group of pseudo-mothers who are as tender as shelled eggs, smearing grease and powder in front of the public, scratching their heads and posing, not learning and not knowing, "baby" is long and "baby" is short, which makes people sick, and they don't know what male hormones are.
These people are obviously polluting their eyes, but they are revered as gods by some female fans, and even they can receive millions of * fees by uploading a selfie casually, so how can those grassroots people who are struggling on the poverty line be embarrassed?
Xiaobai can't understand this approach for brain-dead fans, and she won't look at her money upside down.
There is a good saying: If the youth is strong, the country will be strong, and the young mother will be the mother of the country.
Male and female, no bloody sissy is the most disgusting thing for Bai Yunnuan.
Look at my Wushan, the corners of the eyebrows and eyes, the chest and the back of the neck, every inch of muscle is boiling to the point of exploding male hormones flying.
What's more, my male god is selfless and efficient in doing things, believes in his words, makes decisions at the right time, and never drags his feet...... Wushan in Bai Yunnuan's eyes has the advantage of 999 to the power of any kind.
When I stared at him in the past, although they were already so familiar, Xiaobai still felt embarrassed and couldn't help but quickly lower his head, but today the situation is different. He can't see himself, but he can feast on his beauty... Hue.
Looking at Wushan like this, I was so fascinated that I forgot the time.
Although Wu Shan could accurately sense how far away she was from him, he didn't know anything about what she was doing or where her eyes were looking, so he boldly guessed: "Why are you peeking at me?"
Xiaobai panicked, and then replied: "Who peeked at you? ”
Wu Shan smiled bitterly: "I want to see you too, but unfortunately I can't see you." ”
Xiaobai pouted, and couldn't help but be sad when he heard this, but he couldn't do anything about it.
Wu Shan seemed to feel it later, and hurriedly added: "But your appearance is imprinted in my mind, but it is clear." I remember your goose egg face, almond eyes, delicate little nose, the corners of your mouth curled up like this, and a pair of small pear vortex and ...... that are not easily visible"
Xiaobai heard it beautifully, and suddenly screamed defenselessly: "Ah-"
I hate it, is this person really blind and fake blind?
It turned out that Wushan's big hand had successfully attacked her softness with unmistakable accuracy, and it was simply a hand-to-hand catch, and the palm of his hand was pressing on Doudou impartially, going down, getting up, going down, getting up again...... Did he think it was a sponge toy?
Whenever he enjoys their high-quality elasticity, Wu Shan can't help but sigh in his heart, this is really the best decompression artifact in the world, there is no one!
Due to the psychological shadow at the first meeting, to this day, Xiaobai still enjoys skin kissing in the pure sense more than his "carrying a gun".
In the past, she kissed with her eyes closed, but today when this guy can't see, she quickly and boldly opens her round eyes and gnaws it, so that she can see his prosperous beauty.
In front of such a picturesque face, no matter how innocent a girl is, she will be successfully teased and reduced to a perverted girl.
Wu Shan whispered in her ear: "Although the eyes can't be used, but other functions don't seem to be affected, should we ......?"
"Smack!"
The lights in the house went out at this time, either early or late, as if he understood the owner's intentions.
The weather forecast says that there will be a force 6 wind starting in the evening, and it is also possible that the wind has blown the power lines.
It was dark and it was dark in the house.
Xiaobai shrank to Wushan: "The power is out." ”
Wu Shan: "It's okay, it's the same for me, and this thing can be done in the dark." ”
Xiaobai struggled out of his arms: "No, no, Dr. Hua said, although you only hurt your eyes, you need to rest well, don't be impulsive." No, but, rush, do you understand, other intellectuals are a little more obscure, don't you understand what it means?"
Wu Shan: "It doesn't matter, I'm generally not impulsive, only when you come will you be impulsive." If you refuse, I'll doubt my attractiveness. ”
Xiaobai wanted to push him away but couldn't push it, subconsciously it didn't seem to be super super trying to push, isn't the girl so small that she can't even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle in front of the person she cares about: "Impulse is magic...... Not... Well... All right... Let's ...... together."
The wind is howling outside, and the veins are full of affection indoors.
After the "impulse".
Wu Shan let Xiao Bai pill on the crook of his arm, and asked her softly, "What if my eyes never get better?"
Xiaobai: "It's going to be fine." ”
Wu Shan: "I'm talking about just in case. ”
Xiaobai: "Then I'll reply to you with the title of a best-selling book, "Let Me Stay by Your Side". ”
Wu Shan thought for a while: "Isn't Zhang Xjia's book written about dogs?"
Xiaobai: "Tsk, the meaning is the same. ”
Wu Shan: "If my body is not good, there will gradually be more problems, maybe suddenly I can't walk, I can't speak, I can't move my fingers, if I become a waste, you are still willing to stay in ......"
Xiaobai's hand covered his mouth, and in the dark, her eyes shone like stars: "No matter what happens, I will be by your side." If you can't see, I'm your eyes, if you can't make a sound, I'm your mouth, if you can't walk, I'm your legs. You are me, I am you. ”
Now, she can't wait to bring the wedding forward to tomorrow. It doesn't matter what imported wedding dresses, exquisite makeup, and luxurious banquets are, she just wants to become his wife as soon as possible, give him a reassuring pill, and save him from thinking nonsense.
Xiaobai: "In ancient times, when a woman was looked at her arm, the man had to marry her." I've seen it all over you, anyway, you have to marry me, I'll marry a chicken and a dog and a dog, and rely on you for the rest of my life. ”
Wu Shan didn't speak, but there was a long smile on the corner of his mouth, which temporarily covered up his worry.
He has never regretted his past touching flowers and grass like he did at this moment, and he has never hoped that he can leave his virgin body to the woman next to him as much as he did at this moment, but unfortunately it was too late.
Wu Shan: "I've done a lot of wrong things before. ”
Xiaobai said very tolerantly: "People live for a lifetime, who can not make mistakes?"
Wu Shan likes to tease her when she is serious: "Then what mistakes have you made, tell me about it?"
Xiaobai really recalled very seriously: "For example, when I was in kindergarten, I couldn't tell the difference between the men's and women's toilets, and it was common to enter the men's toilet, and I didn't understand why some people were squatting and some were standing." That's it. ”
After a few seconds of silence in the room, Wu Shan laughed loudly: "Is there anything else?"
Xiaobai: "Oh, when I was 8 years old, in order to chase a squirrel that ran into the welfare home, I knocked over a pot of tomatoes that had just been made in the kitchen and made lo mein, causing the kitchen teacher to work overtime. ”
"Did you make such a mistake?" Wu Shan laughed, "That squirrel provoked you, why are you chasing people?"
Xiaobai was confident: "Because I picked up a few pine cones and wanted to give them to eat!"
Wu Shan smiled and bent over: "That squirrel must think, this girl is too persistent, and she said that she will not accept gifts for the New Year this year, and only accept X platinum for gifts! Domestic squirrels are generally afraid of people, and squirrels in sparsely populated places abroad are much fatter, and they are chasing people to eat, so I will take you to see them in the future." What else did you do wrong?"
Xiaobai: "Also, when I was 9 years old, I made a 4-year-old brother in the welfare home cry angrily. ”
Wu Shan: "Why?"
Xiaobai: "Because I robbed him of candy." ”
Wu Shan laughed and cried: "You are so old and still rob other people's little sugar?"
Xiaobai was serious: "No, because he ate a big bag of candy that day, I'm not afraid that his teeth will be broken!"
Wu Shan: "You're kind. ”
Xiaobai: "After snatching it away, he almost cried so much that he didn't get angry." I should have reasoned with him, but unfortunately I was playing the role of a savage sister at that time. ”
Wu Shan smiled and listened to Xiaobai talk about the past, and felt that these little mistakes were so cute.
How many people are desperately trying to show their goodness in front of him - big breasts, long legs, sexy, charming, smart, well-connected, strong work ability or something, not willing to mention the slightest shortcomings and shortcomings, in comparison, Nuan Nuan is obviously much more real......
Yueguang Zu and Ye Laihuan made an appointment to meet at the bar tonight, and called Wushan to get together, but they didn't know that there was something wrong with his eyes.
Xiaobai heard the phone ringing and ran outside to help him get it.
Wu Shan shouted: "Help me see who called?"
Xiaobai glanced at it as he walked: "Come to the night... The name comes from. ”
Wu Shan: "Hehe, my brother's nickname, you can just take it, and say that I won't go tonight." ”
Xiaobai: "I'll take it?"
Wu Shan: "Well, it's the same if you pick me up, anyway, they have to call you sister-in-law sooner or later." ”
Xiaobai's first unconscious reaction turned out to be to tidy up his clothes, as if he was going to see his buddy now, and then pressed the call button: "Hey, hello." ”
The other head was stunned for a second, and a man's voice said, "I'm sorry I made a mistake." ”
The thunderbolt was caught up and the bell was hung.
Wu Shan smiled: "This guy, I will understand after a while that I have to fight." ”
Sure enough, Ye Laihuan and Yueguang Ancestor spent a long time together, and found that the number was correct, so who answered the phone just now?
Hurry up and hit it again to see if it's a thief.
This time, when the mobile phone rang again, the nervous Xiaobai reflexively threw the mobile phone into Wushan's arms.
Wu Shan picked it up with a smile and skillfully pressed the answer button.
Ye Laihuan and Yueguang Zu hurriedly asked him who the woman was just now.
Wu Shan could imagine the gossip of the two of them: "Oh, it's the legendary Xiaobai, we plan to have a good time tonight, it's inconvenient to go to the meeting." ”
Xiao Bai was so ashamed that he buried his face in the pillow pile, motionless and like an ostrich - how could this guy say such a thing in front of others, ashamed of himself!
Ye Laihuan and Yueguang Zu said, "That's good, that's good", and they hurriedly hung up with great insight and reunited another day.
Ye Laihuan: "This Wushan, no wonder you haven't taken the initiative to contact us recently, and the good nights have been contributed to the little wife." ”
Yueguang Zu: "Before people's weddings, they are like glue, which is understandable. ”
Ye Laihuan thought for a while and said, "Please use 5 sentences to form a short story: 1. There was a quick knock on the door, 2. I woke up, 3. I opened the door and saw a beautiful woman standing in front of me, 4. She threw herself into my arms, 5. We fell on the bed together. Wushan's order: 12345, XXX (a social celebrity arrested for prostitution) order: 23451, your order: 13452. That's it. ”
After hearing this, Moonlight Ancestor reacted for a long time, and then beat Ye Lai Huan mercilessly......