Chapter 915: It's My Turn to Pretend

He wears a cloth over his head and an eye patch on his face.

Looking at a village in front of him, he shouted directly, "Brothers, there is a village in front of you, everyone go up! Grab money, grain, and land!"

"Whoa......

The little brothers behind him shouted one after another. One by one, they waved the muskets in their hands and fired at the sky, and then the huge cannons on the battleship kept spinning and aimed at a sea village in front.

If you don't give money, I'll send you to God!

So, a large group of pirates all went up with great vigour.

When they logged in, everyone was dumbfounded.

Your sister!

It looks like a village, and there are not many people in it, only the old and weak women and children are left.

After seeing where this group of menacing pirates stood, the only remaining people in the village were frightened.

Turning around, he hurried into the house and closed the door.

"Whew~"

After a gust of wind blew, the group of people stood stupidly, looking at the empty place, and they all sniffled.

"Hey, boss, I don't think there's any oil and water on this trip?"

"Shut up! Catch an old man!"

Soon, a large group of menacing fellows ran over and grabbed a lame old man.

Then, countless knives and countless muskets were aimed at the old man.

"Hey, old man, if you have any good things here, hand them over. ”

As a result, the old man was chattering, and it was obvious that he didn't understand the language.

It doesn't matter, Zhang Hao has a translation card, and I understand it when I hear it.

This place is miserable, it belongs to the old black East Africa.

After years of warlord wars, the young people were all captured, and these old and weak women and children were left, and there was another plague, and then, they were also paid taxes to those who controlled the heads. Ouch, it's already miserable, where is there anything valuable for pirates.

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but complain about Zhang Hao and them, where can the pirates land? You guys are novices? You should go to rob merchant ships, how can you come to rob poor mountain villages?

When you think about it, it seems right!

"Hey, who's that? Bring us what we eat, and help such a hillbilly. ”

"Huh?"

Upon hearing this, the pirates were dumbfounded.

"Boss, we're pirates, and it's very good to help the poor. ”

"Don't be verbose, go quickly!"

As a result, the people of this poor mountain village found that this group of pirates was too cute. Not only did they not rob them, but they were given food.

Not only that, but they also lived in the village, and a pirate flag was erected at the head of the village.

"Hey, old thing!

The pirates ran around, and when they saw an old man, they scolded directly, "You old waste! ”

"Hey, old woman, what kind of axe are you playing with that dead look, just leave the chopping of wood to us!"

“……”

The people of the village were dumbfounded. Although these guys are really annoying and vicious, they are really helping them do things.

Soon, a group of black uncles came running with AK47s, what are they doing?

Of course, I'm here to grab a bite to eat!

The old men and the old ladies and the children drove them out, and they tied up the food that the pirates had given them, and took them out in large and small bags.

These people are crying for their fathers and mothers, this is the life-saving food of the family, what should we do if we rob our family?

Where do they care so much?

Of course, Lao Tzu is concerned about himself!

If we don't eat, we're going to starve.

Outcome......

When this group of people had a good harvest, they were carrying large bags of things and were about to leave the village......

Where was the group of people in front of them.

"I'm Tefak, who dares to come to our territory to grab food? Is it not good to use your brain? Or is your head caged for your pants, and you don't see the pirate flag hanging on it?"

These black uncles looked at this group of people, and immediately picked up AK47 and gestured where.

Grunting and yelling, meaning don't fucking come here, I'll kill whoever stands in the way.

The pirates laughed and cried!

These blacks are really interesting.

Immediately a fat guy stood up and shouted, "Put things down!" and fuck off, or ...... Hey, I'm going to shove your head inside his ass and then shove your head into another ......"

"Dada...... Dadada......"

Before he finished speaking, he fired directly, and the bullet hit the fat man's eyes.

After taking a sip of wine, his body turned into a shower head.

"Oh, Shet! It's terrible, when I talk like a fart. Cut him!"

I swear to God, I hit him, and the result is ...... How so?

Soon, the group of people was beaten half to death, and their noses and faces were swollen and hung on the flagpole to bask in the sun.

After everyone grabbed the food, they sent it back.

"Hey, old shit, you've got to pick up your stuff. What should I do if I throw it everywhere and hit the flowers and plants?"

Those old men and old women, one by one, were crying to death, and they all knelt down for this group of pirates.

This is a great benefactor.

Who would have thought that he would be beaten up if he didn't receive food. This angered the heads of the group above, and that night, a large number of infantry, tanks, and vehicles were directly mobilized to fight the pirates.

The old and weak women and children in the village were frightened, and hurriedly persuaded the benefactors to leave, otherwise they would be unlucky.

Zhang Hao laughed angrily!

When Lao Tzu was fighting in this area, everyone shrank in the coastline, and they didn't dare to come out when the turtle shrunk their heads.

Unexpectedly, after these years, many people don't know about me anymore.

That's fine!

Gather everyone together, "Guys, the captain of the transport team has sent us equipment and food, let's go get it." ”

The people below all cheered, screaming and shouting one by one.

Those villagers think this guy is stupid!

You are still using machetes and powder guns, how can you fight against other AK47s and tanks?

That day......

The moon, it's so round, it's so round.

There is no exhaust pollution from the city, and the stars are so bright.

The mighty crew set off, and the battle was terrifying, the moonlight did not shine and did not react, and everywhere it was illuminated, it was all skeletons.

Mighty skeleton soldiers, attacking each other.

That night, it was screams, shouts of killing, and screams of fear.

Anyway, I don't know what the fight is like, anyway, I know that after the fight, the black head is far away from this area, and he no longer dares to come here to collect grain and catch strong men.

When I see people, when I hear the word ghost, I pee my pants in fear.

This also caused a sensation, and many barren mountain villages heard about it, and then hung a pirate flag over their own villages.

Look! Zhang Hao's open life, even on Lao Hei's side, has also caused a huge sensation.

This group of ghost crews, they are normal people during the day, as long as it is night, there is no sunlight, and they are really ghosts!

After playing for a while, Zhang Hao and the others didn't get any food or anything like that, but they got a lot of good things.

AK47 and artillery, the tank was dismantled and mounted on the ghost ship, and then used as a turret.

I'm still hungry, what should I do?

Do your old job, go and rob merchant ships, those guys have money, go get them.

Don't forget, we are the heroes of Liangshan who rob the rich and help the poor......

This way......

"Bao Gu! Bao Gu!"

As soon as I came out of the deep mountains and old forests, the sound of cuckoos was everywhere.

It's a great place to be.

But......

The ground suddenly rumbled, and the beasts ran out of the woods desperately, and the quiet birds were even more chirping and flying around in panic.

Not much!

The whole mountain collapsed violently.

A large amount of stone and earth, tumbling and burying all around.

In the smoke and dust, a man walked out of it.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... There's really a golden vein here, and I've got enough points right now!haha......"

"Congratulations, master! Although you have caused great damage to the ecology of this area, you have finally gained a lot. ”

"Well, that's ...... Is that...... Now, I can launch an attack on the Heavenly Feather Palace?"

"Theoretically, that's the case! However, I think that if you and your sworn brother fight now, the victory or defeat can only be said to be five or five. If you can, you'd better continue to accumulate strength!"

"Fart! I've wasted enough time. Now, I can't wait for revenge!"

“……”

After Chen Xiaobei shook his head for a while, he looked at the dirty clothes on his body, and shouted, "Bring me a combat suit!"

"Okay, I wonder what kind of features the owner wants?"

"It's going to look good!"

"I recommend a special Apollo suit for the sun god. ”

"Oh, what's the use of this thing?"

"It's more pretending to be special! And then it's actually useless. ”

“……”

Chen Xiaobei was depressed. It's useless, and it's such an expensive point, so Sabi will redeem it, right?

(Zhang Hao at this moment, crying and fainting in the toilet!)

"I'm going to fight!"

"Silver Armor Battle Suit, Function! Absorbs forty percent of the energy impact, and the weapon is a dragon slaying knife that can release dragon energy. ”

"Here's it. ”

"Okay!"

Soon, countless meteors flew by in the Heavenly Palace, and with the sound of "click", Chen Xiaobei's silver armor was put on his body.

Looking at the frightened and trembling animals around him, Chen Xiaobei grabbed the dragon slaying knife and waved it violently.

A golden dragon howled and flew out!

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

In the midst of Chen Xiaobei's laughter, those poor animals, just want to say a word MMP!

Who did I recruit and who did I mess with?

They all exploded into a cloud of blood mist!

A battle of gold armor and silver armor, a sword and sword, and a brotherly battle is already imminent.