Chapter 721: Downtown Cattle Farm
The dark clouds in the sky suddenly trembled, and the sky brightened a lot again.
After a while, even the rain stopped, and the atmosphere of the black clouds crushing the city disappeared.
Lei Gong's voice came from the clouds, like a sick cat that saw a tiger,
"Ling Shuai, the little Lei Gong has asked your old man to say goodbye! I don't know how Vice Marshal Ling came here, what can the little one serve, please don't be polite to the old man." ”
The corners of Ling Kun's mouth raised a slight sneer, and he said in a tiger voice,
"These are my friends, if you dare to trouble them in the future, Lao Tzu will break your dog's legs!
In the dark clouds, Lei Gong did not show up, let alone reply to a word, with a cloud of smoke, drifting farther and farther. In just one minute, the dark cloud, which represented the Heavenly Court's exercise of punishment mechanism in the human world, disappeared without a trace.
Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan, who escaped death, were completely stupid, looking at Ling Kun in a daze, speechless for a long time.
Only Ning Hao shook his head slightly, Long Huwei was indeed arrogant and domineering in the Heavenly Court before, and this kind of behavior was afraid that it would have already caused the discomfort of the Heavenly Court authorities.
He even had some suspicions now that the public case between Su Qingqian and the Jade Emperor might be a conspiracy jointly created by the Queen Mother and the Heavenly Court authorities.
I'm afraid that the purpose is to completely disband and destroy this tiger and wolf army that has no one in sight. Let the people, immortals, and gods of the heavenly court live a little more dignified.
"Zhou Huawen, have you seen it? As long as we give the above explanation in general, small problems are not a problem for me. ”
At this time, Lingkun's self-confidence that he had lost in the nine days seemed to have come back a little, and he stared at Zhou Huawen and said word by word with the demeanor of a big brother.
"In that case, there's nothing wrong with that. How to replace the flesh and blood, you said I'll do it. ”
The scene just now shocked Zhou Huawen, and the worries in his heart were swept away.
Ling Kun sat down again, and suddenly there were two more admirers in front of him.
Ning Hao blocked the thunder for them at that time, and he did everything he could. And the master in front of him directly shouted Lei Gong to get out......
But their feelings for Ning Hao have not changed, just to help get this solution for thousands of miles of red land, and they are also helping Ning Hao share his worries.
Seeing his two loyal dogs turn around and crawl under Ling Kun's legs and wag their tails, Ning Hao was actually a little lost. Looking at the direction in which Lei Gong left, he secretly scolded this grandson for being too unprincipled, and seeing Ling Kun was more scared than seeing his own father.
"Let's start with 200,000 head of cattle. This is already the smallest number, and the largest number of creatures that can gather around the Spirit Lake. How to deceive gods and ghosts, you two should be experts. I guess you all know about puppetry, right?"
Seeing that Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan were so humble, Lingkun sat on the chair and began to class.
"You know, you can dip the person in blood to temporarily deceive the ghosts and gods. ”
Xu Xiaonan raised his hand to speak.
Zhou Huawen laughed and said,
"Stupid, since it's a cow's life, of course it's a paper cow. The female blood is the most lifelike, the paper cow is dipped in the blood of the cow, and then blessed with Lao Tzu's spell of sprinkling beans into soldiers, and it is thrown out to cover the entire ground, not to mention ghosts, even if it is a partial induction, it can also fool the past. ”
Speaking of this, Zhou Huawen paused and continued,
"But Brother Lingkun, although my bean-sprinkling technique can deceive some eyeless little gods, the Heavenly Dao Supervisor has never tried it. I don't know exactly how effective it is. ”
Ling Kun smiled and said,
"I have long known that you will be tired of the art of victory, although these mortal small methods are not elegant, but fooling is completely enough. I'm looking for you to use your spell of sprinkling beans into soldiers, and I must have sensed it above, but if I opened one eye and closed one eye at that time, I could barely pass the level. As long as the artifact is born, it will take shape. Later, I found out that it had nothing to do with the artifact. ”
Ning Hao next to him only felt that his heart was sullen for a while, this Ling Kun really did things a little recklessly.
This eye was passed at the time, and it was born. But later, the Heavenly Court superintendent found out that he was not allowed to trouble these people who deceived gods and ghosts.
"Lingkun, you just have to make a fool of yourself, regardless of the flood that follows. What is the difference between you doing this and opening a fake*? Later, when the tax inspector came, what did Zhou Huawen and Xu Xiaonan take to pay the fine. ”
Ning Hao glared at Ling Kun coldly, expressing his disapproval.
Lingkun shook his head and said,
"Ning Hao, you only know the rules of the world, and the situation is different between the Heavenly Court and the Nine Heavens supervising those people. ”
This was a personal question related to whether or not he would be punished by heaven, and the three of them looked at Ling Kun together, hoping to get a positive answer from his expression and words.
"Heavenly Dao supervises these people, from the Heavenly Court's Thunder Gong Lightning Mother to the Nine Heavenly Patrol Angels, their status is actually not high. This kind of errand is actually tiring and unpleasant. It is not possible to get a kickback, and it is not possible to raise wages. If you find it at any time, you can deal with it at any time, and if it is wrong later, they will also be responsible. It's all about getting by, just turn a blind eye and turn a blind eye. ”
These words made Ning Hao relax a little, and asked,
"Then Lei Gong didn't complete the task this time, how should he go back?"
Lingkun coughed dryly twice,
"I've done this many times before, but I really haven't thought about it. But the problem is not too big, the big deal is to be assigned to open a mine in nine days. Heavenly Court's law enforcement department has committed a lot of crimes, just like the electric mother in the past, wasn't she also punished for opening a mine in the outer nine days? You say you can fool the past, why would he catch a lice to bite himself?"
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Ning Hao was so choked that he couldn't speak, and then think about Lei Gong saying that the electric mother was really punished for opening a mine for nine days because she offended the rain fairy.
Sighing, Ning Hao sighed with emotion,
"The electric mother heard that she quarreled with someone and was punished by Li Tianwang to mine. Lei Gong was so blocked by you that he couldn't perform his official duties, and he might also be punished for mining...... These law enforcement officers in Heavenly Court are really not as good as the temporary workers of the city management. ”
"I'll be more safe, to ensure that Heavenly Dao can't find out at that time. ”
Ling Kun tilted his head, took a deep breath and said,
"200,000 head of cattle, all replaced by paper cattle, this is indeed a bit unreasonable. But if you use the lives of 10,000 real cows as an introduction, this matter will be seamless. Ning Hao, you don't know how to draw feng shui talismans, these things are up to the three of us. You are responsible for contacting Xia Taoyun, a descendant of the Nine Heavens craftsman, and first turn the community into a cattle farm. ”
Ning Hao rubbed his face fiercely,
"You're very thoughtful. As long as it doesn't hurt the people of Panyang, and you can make a fight, let's do it. But you don't have to be in a hurry, that Xia Taoyun wants to refine the Dou Ran Dou by herself, and she doesn't have that much ability. ”
After saying that, he turned and walked out, and said as he went,
"You set out to replace your flesh and blood, and you are short of money to ask Zhou Xingyu for it. Xia Taoyun will come to the door herself, and I will talk to her about the necessity of building a cattle farm in the downtown area when the time comes. ”