363. The first battle of the Pingjin Guards
"I'm ......," the man choked.
"Even if you attract her, do you think she won't run away? There are more excellent men around her than you, and when the time comes, you will have nothing, do you know, you stupid pig!" Li Hugo's eyes widened, and he yelled at him.
This person was told by Li Hugo to cry, Li Hugo immediately grabbed his collar, Li Hugo yelled: "Your women only have a sword and a shield in your hand, in times of danger, they will protect you, after you are poor, they will not give up on you, and others have a wife, you have two, what reason do you have not to treat them well?"
This buddy suddenly ripped off his armband, and hissed like a wild boar: "I want to protect my woman, I want to become a man!"
Li Hugo nodded, walked in front of the second person and yelled: "You lift your pants to Lao Tzu, waste! Lao Tzu asks you, are you single?!"
"Yes!" he said loudly.
Li Hugo scolded: "Wrong, you are not even single, you are not a person now, you look at yourself, just a maggot, the body is as thin as a piece of paper, the wind blows, do you recognize your current existence, you say loudly to Lao Tzu, what are you!"
"I'm a maggot!" cried the man, apparently calling himself that way, and he was saddened.
Li Hugo immediately glanced around: "From now on, the devil's training has officially begun, only those who survive this training can be called men, I am despising you now, I look down on you, because you are all like flowers, you take out manly spirit to prove that you are all manly!"
"Now on, start running, the last man will have nothing to eat! If you disobey, you will be beheaded immediately!" Li Hugo shouted angrily.
The surrounding men were shocked, and one of the big men said timidly: "Big brother, you want to ...... How many laps are you going to run?"
"Did I let you speak?"
"No ......"
"Are you qualified to speak?"
"No ......"
"Run, then!"
"Yes!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Yes!!"
"Are you a woman disguised as a man to mix food?
The big guy squealed in an almost pig-killing voice: "Yes!!"
"Start running!" Li Hugo took the lead in running, but started to run around the open space of the Pingdingshan military camp, but the open space was a circle, a whole circle was exactly a thousand meters, and after a few laps of running, some people began to hold on, Li Hugo couldn't stand it, and scolded while running: "Just your little body is still tossing here, you come here to humiliate the four words of Dajin soldiers!"
"Tuck your belly when you're running! I'm not pregnant yet! What kind of belly is it?"
"It's you, don't make small movements when you run! Next time, move around, pull out and mess with the stick for fifteen minutes!"
"Don't let me see your white teeth, or let you tan your teeth in the sun!"
He ran until the evening, and in the following days, Li Hugo followed the surrounding terrain to carry out various devil training, and after half a month, a group of people were wiping weapons in the open space.
The big man smiled and kissed the shield in his hand: "Xiaomei, I will definitely wipe you clean......"
"You are the most beautiful woman in the world. A short man with a long sword in his arms said stupidly, he seemed to have gone mad.
A long-haired man with a look of love on his face, rubbing his shield with his face: "Xiaoru, I will not live up to your ...... in this life and this life"
At this time, the killing emperor looked at the recruits in horror, and then looked at Li Hugo: "Is this really okay?"
"Naturally, it doesn't matter, as long as they can conquer Pingjin Pass, then they are heroes!" Li Hugo said.
At this moment, a man came over and said, "The group of bandits on the west side of Pingtou Town has started to make trouble again, boss, will we take care of it this time?"
Li Hugo was overjoyed: "This is a good opportunity to test!"
He immediately stood up and said to the brothers around him: "Brothers, the time for catharsis has come, a group of people have come here to disturb the people of Pingtou Town, what do you think we should do?"
The surrounding soldiers all raised their heads at the same time, almost in unison, and burst out at the same time: "Kill, kill, kill!"
"They want to rob our wives and children, they want to plunder our wealth, what do you think we are going to do?!"
"Kill, kill, kill!"
"Now that it's been decided, let's go, fuck it!" Li Hugo gave an order, and almost everyone was rectified in the shortest possible time, and the team rushed towards Pingtou Town.
It happened that in a mountain col at the mouth of Pingtou Town, many bandits were gathering together.
"Boss, you said that there is a new general this time, let's grab things again, will he care?"
"me, which of the generals has always been not a wine bag and a rice bag? I will give him some benefits when I turn around, he will not care, my brothers have been weak recently, and they have faded out of the birds, let's get a ticket when we go back, eat and drink well!"
"Good!" At the instigation of the bearded bandit leader, one by one the bandits were eager to try.
"Grab money, grab food, grab women!" The morale of a group of thieves was monstrous.
However, one of the more sensitive bandits suddenly said, "Something is wrong, someone is coming from afar after all." ”
"What a strong smell of blood, what's going on?!"
The people around were talking.
This is exactly Li Hugo came out with 100,000 soldiers and horses to exercise, Li Hugo saw seven or eight hundred bandits in the distance, he smiled coldly: "Brothers, the weapon is your woman, the enemy's blood is the woman's rouge, and the enemy's head is the jewel we give to our lover, now so many heads are here, do you want to treat your woman?!"
The surrounding soldiers were all in high spirits, and they all shouted violently: "Yes, yes, yes!"
A lewd man rubbed the shield with his face: "Xiaomei, I want to give you the best rouge, the best jewelry!"
Demonic voices come and go.
The bandit leader saw this battle, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty: "What is this group?
"Neurotic?hahaha......" The bandits laughed.
But soon their smiles stopped abruptly, because Li Hugo pulled out the Sun and Moon Knife: "Kill!
"Roar!"
One hundred thousand soldiers, like wild dogs on the loose, and like a torrent of extinction, swept towards the bandits, and before the thieves could react, they were drowned by the soldiers!
For a while, the screams were screaming, wailing all over the field, and the scene became a human purgatory composed of stumps and broken bones!